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Jokes on ya'll- Episode 157 is actually Episode 156.. Enjoy ;)Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Welcome back! This week, we talk about anything from Dayne having an allergic reaction, Dayne's birthday party, a giant brush fire, taking back the word retard... just shut up and listen :P (53:35) Dayne's Got a Question... sticky shaky dick. (59:08) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

This weeks episode is a good one! Listen in to see how Mitch died! 

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Don't listen to this episode if you're easily offended ;) Jon's back and his dick is doin good! Does this joke make sense? If it does, who's right? Do you know what hungarian slang for Asian people is? (5:42) Are you able to joke about suicide? Have you ever unintentionally pissed someone off to the point where they want to fight you? (19:18) If you could eat any regions' food to be the only food you can eat for the rest of your life, what type of food would you choose? (27:32) Best place in the USA and in the world to be single?  Is there a time period in the USA timeline where you feel you would do the best or be the happiest? Do you think there's any kids toys within todays time that will be looked at as a collector's item in the future? If there was *one* vehicle that you could get and you didn't have to pay for it- what vehicle would you choose? Have you ever heard of hobby horsing? If the four of us were on Hell's Kitchen, who could make the best meal from scratch? Bad People- who would you call if you needed help burying a body?  (1:15:55) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon broke his dick.. ouch. We tried something different this week- it's not as funny, but it's interesting! Let us know what you think!  Have you tried Soda Jerk? They're pretty solid! Do you ever *not* get included in friend plans? Bastards... Our friends group is going as Disney Villians for Halloween this year! (13:34) Morgan had his first parent/teacher conference- this is Morgan's kid to a T! Have you ever ran into this issue with Amazon? Have you heard of the show Gen V? (26:41) We play 20 questions.. we realized that we SUCK at this game- how'd you do with it?! (40:08) Side tangent to Bad People cards- If we were all therapists, who's the most likely to sleep with their patients? Who will be the next person to have a threesome?  Back to 20 Questions...Let us know if you like it! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- DAYNE'S back :D There's some solid BullShit this week! (3:55) We're starting off hot with some Bad People cards- let's go Who's the most likely to RSVP yes to a party and then never show up? Who has secretly done something *very* illegal and gotten away with it? Who's the *least* effected by "help the kids" ads? Who would eat a handful of live wasps for the least amount of money? (15:35) We revisit a question from a previous episode for Dayne- if you were to play in 8th grade JV football (with the body you have right now) what position would you play and what would your stat line be like? (33:15) Boners- growing up, did you ever have a time where you got one and you were like "Fuck"? Do you have a fast or slow transition in puberty? (45:13) We talk about the wedding we attended :)  (56:44) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're back!! We're all on one today, let's get it! Enjoy the BullShit of us idiots :P (9:43) What's the most heartfelt gift or the best gag gift you've ever given? What's your social media feed like? Would you go on a paranormal investigation? What conspiracy theories do you believe in? (33:41) Did you know that every culture in the world has dragons and floods in their mythology? (38:04) How do you swallow a pill? Did you know that it's healthy to sun your butthole? What do you think the placebo effect is? (51:43) When you sit down to relax at the end of the night, do you have something to drink? If you do, what's your drink? (59:38) Throughout your entire life of golf, do you think you've lost more balls or drank more beer? (1:05:30) Bad People Cards In their lifetime, who has received or sent the most dick pics? Who was the last person to checkout their asshole in the mirror? (1:16:51) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're baaaaack! Dayne missed this week- but we start by talking about what's new in our lives. Did you know there's 7 different kinds of meat on a turtle? We talk NFL- let's go! (13:28) Would you rather have crab fishing or oil rigging as your job? Did you know that they're now making sour flavored batteries?! (35:59) If you were to be put a JV middle school football team, what position would you play and what would your stat lines be? Have you heard of the theory that kicking and field goals shouldn't be a thing in football?  (45:40) Do you think the NFL or other professional sports are scripted? (47:48) Do you think professional refs and/or umps should only have that as their day job?  Enjoy some NSFW content ;) We hope you enjoy the last bit around conspiracy theories. It may make sense, it may not. That's the point :P (1:19:32) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- here's to another majorly NSFW episode! We get on a White Trash tangent- including some stereotypes. We talk some TV shows and then tangent into the *really* NSFW rest of the episode.. enjoy! What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated to? The rest doesn't need an explanation (45:16) We jump into some sports We also debate free speech and hate speech (1:06:14) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- first off, we apologize for the audio quality this week. Technical difficulties made it record from our laptop mic instead of the Rodecaster mics. The content, however, is fire as always! (5:09) If every minute, ten 10-year-olds came at you. How many and how long do you think you could last? What about 16-year-olds?  How fast do you think you could run a mile, currently?  (24:01) Bad People time- Who would legally change their name to Dick Breath for the least amount of money? Who has taken the most amount of virginities? In their lifetime, who is the most likely to perform sexual acts for money? We talk about the Fantasy Draft We also debate different music artists  (1:13:44) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- welcome to the *immediate* screaming match :P Did the Derecho start as a tropical storm? Dayne and Jon think yes, Mitch and Morgan think no. As always, we catch up with each other from last week (3:59) If you won the lottery, would who you give money to? What trade did your schools push? (19:14) Have you ever been shitting, ran out of toilet paper, and used the brown cardboard roll to wipe your ass? Have you ever met someone that throws out a million facts a second? Do you believe everything they say? Enjoy this UFO tangent- we enjoyed it! COVID is coming back- are you scared? ;) How right is Alex Jones? Have you seen the movie Idiocracy?  (50:10) Dips! Sauces... are you good at estimating how much dipping sauce you need? If you have moldy bread, do you tear off the mold and eat it or throw it all away? (1:13:23) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- We've got Croson back on the show! If you enjoy BullShitting, you're REALLY going to enjoy this episode! We take a dive into some risqué topics- are you here for it? Jon has a story about how a cop tried psyop'ing him into a DUI.. bastards. (24:31) Morgan's Question of the Day- who would win in a triathalon between Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt? How do you get nicknames? What name do you go by? If you shorten your name (Matt from Matthew, etc.) how do you introduce yourself? Mitch feels like more of a Mitch than a Mitchell- does this make sense? (46:55) Bad People time Who gets the most aroused watching little person porn? Who's the most likely to go Gay for Pay? Who's the most likely to have sex with someone for drugs? Have you ever had sex on shrooms? (1:06:38) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's late this week, but he joins eventually! Have you heard of Dr. Delirium and the Edgewood Experiments on Max? It's a deep dive into MK Ultra- you won't regret it We talk about some other movies and TV shows Jon finally shows up :P When is the chip industry going to figure out a re-sealable bag? If you have plans that you don't really want to attend, do you come up with a reason or just say "I don't really want to" (1:05:42) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about the origin of the word "pussy"? (1:11:39) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- welcome back! We've got all of us here this week. Have you ever had Kona Big Wave? Could you (as you are right now) put on football pads, be put on an NFL team, and make at least one yard as a running back? What professional sport do you think you could do *something* in? With a 95 mile-an-hour fastball, how many pitches do you think it would take for you to hit one? Could you return a professional tennis serve? What do you think the easiest sport to go professional in is? What is your urinal and stall etiquette? Do you think a street fighter could compete against a mixed martial artist? We think Jon's ego is too big... Who's most likely to masturbate in the bathroom at work? If Jon decided to rob a bank, who would be the last person he would pick to help? In their lifetime, who has sent OR received the most dick pics? (1:32:50) NSFW warning.. If we swapped dick pics and sent them to our significant others, would they notice that it wasn't our dick? (1:42:55) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Dayne's gone, are you surprised that we kicked him off?! We start by catching up with each other from last week... be prepared to get offended Would you have a raccoon as a pet? If you could have any pet (and you knew it would behave), what pet would you have? How old is the oldest human? We think owning a cabin on the river would be dope- who would join? Morgan wants to do a fishing tournament- how well do you think he'll do?! Have you heard of what's going on with The Sound of Freedom? You'll love this part of the podcast! (1:21:35) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're all back this week! (7:16) Can you imagine eating 10 pounds of food in one sitting? What's your most gluttonous moment of eating? If you could ride any mythical creature for your mode of transportation, what would you ride? Did you carry your wife across the threshold when you got married? (36:40) The Voting Game: Who has left their number for the waiting staff at a restaurant? Who lost their virginity at the youngest age? Who's had a night out ending in the hospital? Who has parents that know the least about their current lifestyle? (47:49) What superpower would you choose to have (it can't be for combat- think use for your every day life) (55:15) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's back... we catch up with each other as always! (3:36) Who would win in a Battle Royale between comedians? Have you ever heard of Anal Bead Tug of War? You better get going on those Kegels! (23:11) Dayne's Got a Question.. well, two of them What are the Top 10 hardest jobs in the world? What are the Top 10 easiest jobs in the world?Did you know that you could get a DUI on a motorized wheel chair? What kinda dick head cop would do this?! (51:52) Bad People time: If we were all characters in a horror movie, who would get killed first? Who's the most likely to masturbate before a massage so they don't get hard during the massage? Who looks like they could suck the best dick? Who would be the first person to try virtual reality sex? If we were all in a contest, who would last the longest without masturbating and/or cumming? If you had to send one person to jail for a year, who would you choose? (1:06:05) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about Orville Wright? (1:11:18) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's gone but Kacey's here.. which is really convenient because she can give us her perspective on her car being stolen :P We pretty much spend this week talking about our guys' trip to KCMO for a bachelor party.. you're in for a ride! Do you brush your teeth in the morning, at night, or both? Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we kicked Jon off for once!  We start this week by catching up with each other along with some normal BullShit :P (32:59) We try a new segment- Random Amazon Reviews (39:47) NBA finger to dick ratio... we can't be the only ones who have thought about this! We also did the mathematics to figure out how big Shaq's dick is- are you interested?  Have you seen this video about a deer? Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- this week, we've got a first time guest- Jadyn!! Jon and Jadyn tell us a drunk story- do you expect anything more?? We talk about food- surprising, right? (15:47) Jon's MID EPISODE Joke of the Day! (23:39) We talk about paranormal movies, paranormal experiences, and entities- are you here for it?! (49:04) Jadyn scars the delivery person Do you know the *real* story of the conjuring? (1:00:02) Jon's second Mid Episode Joke of the Day! What movie do you quote constantly? What do you think the most famous movie quotes of all time are? (1:07:11) Bad People time! Who would legally change their name to Dick Breath for the least amount of money? Most likely to put peanut butter on their genitals to receive oral sex from their pet? We do some more smelling salts :P (1:21:31) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Jadyn comes with a solid fact- did you know this about art and The Olympics?? Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we start by catching up with each other. Enjoy the BullShit ;) (33:39) Bad People time! Who's the most likely to take part in a bukkake? Who would eat a shit sandwich to meet their role model? If we all had 24 hours to live, who's most likely to kill someone? Do you ever secretly get joy from someone not succeeding? We try to guess the top 10 liquors in Iowa and the US We try to guess the top 10 clothing brands in the US Last one- we try to guess the top 10 ice creams in the US (1:08:20) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- We've got a special guest back this week- Kacey!  (11:54) If you had the power to stop time, what increment of time would you choose? Enjoy the immense amount of BullShit :P (42:04) Dayne came up with a new segment- guess the Top 5.  We do a couple impromptu runs, and we enjoyed it- how'd you do on the guessing?? (1:04:29) It's time for Bad People Who's the most likely to completely their life on their death bed? Who's the most likely to get married and not know their partners true sexual orientation? In their lifetime, who has swallowed the most cum? (1:20:25) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- you better stick around for the last 30 minutes of the episode, it's the funniest we've been in a while! We start by making fun of each other, talking  sports, and how we'd fare in some competitions- what's new?!  There's a LOT of BullShit this week- we hope you buckled your seatbelt! (1:21:15) Bad People card time.. If we were all drug dealers, who would get high off their own supply? Who's the most likely to be turned on by hentai? Who's the most likely to follow their significant other if they suspect them of cheating? Who's the most likely to want a finger in their asshole when they're about to cum? (1:34:51) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we start by catching up with each other and what we did over the weekend We talk mental health and emotions, racing, and other random shit We talk about collectibles- do you have any collectibles that's now worth an arm and a leg? Do you know of anything that you used to own that's now worth a tremendous amount? What things from today's age do you think will be considered a collectible and worth a lot in another 20 years? We also talk economy and the crashing of the US dollar We talk about peeing in bottles and Morgan tells us a story about a kid that just fuckin sent his moped. Dayne tells us a story about how he once sent a four wheeler, Morgan has one with a dirt bike, Mitch has one with a lawnmower Jon's Question of the Day- what's the one thing road-rage wise that immediately makes you want to shoot someone's tire out? (1:26:47) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- We start this week by talking about weak streams.. do you have a weak stream or a strong stream? (14:17) Dayne's Question of the Day- What do you think the most smug animal is? (21:25) If you could pick ONE thing to remove from earth, what would it be? What if you could pick ONE thing to add to earth; what would it be? We talk about recent movies and others (54:29) Bad People cards: Who is "never" the problem in our relationship? Who's the most likely to lie on their resume? Who was the oldest when they lost their virginity? Most likely to take home a souvenir from a one night stand? Who has the worst game? Who was the last person to have a drink thrown in their face? If we were all in a horror movie, who would die first? (1:09:37) Morgan's Fact of the Day- Do you know how sperm whales got their name? (1:11:48) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we catch up with what we've been up to since last week! We talk movies, cartoons, and others- what's new? Did you know that guys have periods? We talk about people getting sucked up by tornados (43:55) What was your favorite cartoon of all time? (1:00:33) Bad People: Who's the least likely to send a sext? Who's had the most walks of shame? Who's the most likely to believe in global warming? Who's the most likely to convince the group to play strip poker? Who did Jon misread when we first met? Did you know that Africa is splitting in half?! (1:11:51) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're back  We're Bey blading away! We talk Beyblades, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and game consoles in our lifetime. We talk about the work generational differences between us, our parents, and those that are younger than us (36:46) We play Let's Make Noise! Morgan wrote some noises on paper and we have to make the noise. The others guess what noise it is! Can you guess what they are? (45:09) Dayne's Question of the Day- when you go to the bathroom, does your significant other consistently go into the bathroom with you? Morgan tells a small horror story from work Jon brings up a solid talking point- if you're driving down the road and there's a wild animal in the road, are you going to try to stop? If you can't stop in time and you hit it, are you going to stop or keep going? (1:12:35) We play some Bad People- Who was the last person to check out their asshole in the mirror? Who's the most likely to only be able to orgasm while they're being choked? Would you try a blind restaurant? You eat in complete darkness and try to guess what it is that you're eating. (1:20:17) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're back! How often do you drink liquids? Have you heard of people using their hair to open a bottle cap? (29:47) It's time to play some Bad People! If Jon decided to rob a bank, who's the last person he should choose to help him? Who's most likely to go to an orgy and not get laid? Who's the most likely to take a shit on a lovers chest?Who's the least likely to tell a new sexual partner that they have an STD? (37:29) Morgan came up with a new game for us to play- name that noise! We have to make the sound/nice of a random thing and the others have to guess what it is. Can you do any better than we did?? Has a word ever became just a sound to you? It's called semantic satiation... now you know! We talk about some new shows that we started watching, dogs, and other random BullShit (1:18:42) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day- but this time he swapped it to a dark pickup line!! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's back- unfortunately.  Did you know that Lysol was originally designed as a douching solution? Hope you enjoy the BullShit! Would you pick a dollar up out of the trash? (13:06) We do some Bad People cards Who would eat a shit sandwich to meet their idol? If we all had 24 hours to live, who's the most likely to kill someone? Over the course of our lifetime, who will make the smallest contribution to society? Did you know this about hiccups?? Tested and approved Have you ever heard of swoveralls? Are you insistent on having your phone with you for music or entertainment while you shower or poop? Did you know that in Germany, they have specific parking spaces for women? (1:09:07) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we catch up from last week and talk about PBR. Mitch went to Milwaukee- they've got some BOMB chili and it's got that "small town" vibe as a city (20:44) Dayne's Question of the Day- what's your favorite kind of torture?  We talk about water pressure, shower heads, and whether we prefer soft water or hard water (40:01) We do some Bad People cards Who's the most likely to borrow something with no intention of returning it? When do you consider something yours after someone leaves it at your house? Who's the most likely to lie about their pet being a therapy animal? Jon finally decides to join us and he tells us a story about meeting Joe Gatto Who would eat a human meat burger for the least amount of money? Who is the most likely to give OR receive a Hot Carl? (1:46:36) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we start by talking shit to Dayne. Everyone gets the wrath every once in a while ;) Do you get the same drink every time you go to the gas station or do you mix it up? What's your preferred way of getting a drink; fountain, can, or bottle? We hope you're just as big of an adult as we are, because we spend a lot of time this week talking about groceries, produce, and adult things :P  We also spend a lot of time BullShitting- we hope you enjoy! What do you call different types of hats? (58:21) We play some Bad People cards- let's go! Who is the most likely to puke and rally? In their lifetime, who is most likely to become a pimp or madam? If we were all prostitutes, who would have the most STD's? Guess who we picked :D (1:07:25) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- welcome back! We start off by talking about our poker night and a local places wing night. How do you like your wings?? Dayne's Question of the Day- is there a dream that you had when you were younger that still sticks to you to this day? We give you some ground rules for doing drugs :P We talk about songs that we didn't fully understand when we were younger (52:41) Guess what Spanish people call a butterface?? (1:20:28) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- sorry we're late! This episode was actually recorded shortly after the Superbowl and Valentine's Day. We ran into some technical difficulties but we're back!!! How do you feel about Superbowl Saturday or making the following Monday a holiday/day off work? This was one of the greatest Superbowl games we've seen- it's understandable that we'd be a tad hungover :P We give our thoughts on Garth Brooks and a few other artists- what  do you think? (12:08) Jon gives us an interesting fact about hush puppies Morgan manages to run his phone over with a backhoe... let's hear about it (18:02) Dayne's Got a Question- What is the worst condition you've seen either your own phone or someone else's phone in? We talk PopTarts, snacks, and food Have you ever heard of a poor man's Shepherd's Pie? We thought Shepherd's Pie was the poor man's version.. we're convinced that Jon is just making a pot pie. What do you use your air fryer for? We think Hogwarts Legacy will end up being game of the year. We touch on some other videogames, too. (45:52) We talk snow and some funny people! Have you ever heard of BORGs? It's Blackout Rage Gallons- it's a trend for the partiers! We end by talking about some movies. (1:08:52) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Tell your fuckin friends!

Tell your fuckin friends!

This week, we rate and talk about 60+ shows; are you ready for the BullShit?!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we do something a little different this week and record at 9 AM- after a night of poker. Do you guys ever stop for crack heads? We talk about That 90's Show and how we're excited to see it.  There's a lot of BullShit this week- we hope you enjoy it! There's also a side story about beavers attacking Morgan's boat. Why is white culture cuisine the only culture that doesn't have spiciness in it? We throw in some stories from when we were stupid kids.. are you surprised? (1:15:13) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're back! We talk about Mt. Dew Pitch Black. Morgan thinks you can turn a pickle back into a cucumber... we hope you enjoy this as much as we did! (11:25) Ask the internet Who's the most likely to die first? Least likely to give a shit about 3rd world countries? If we were all in prison, who's the most likely to become some ones bitch? If we were all prostitutes, who would make the most amount of money? (24:36) Did you watch the blowout of the championship game?! Pretty soon we're going to do an episode of rating a list of shows that we've watched- we think it'll be a pretty good episode! (1:16:18) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about used mattresses? (1:18:37) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- Jon's gone this week, we have fun without him :P Happy New Year! We talk about what we did for New Years and we also discuss some celebrity events that happened this last weekend (12:31) When you buy a shirt, do you go to the dressing room? We also talk about different shirt and pant fittings- how do you like yours? Are you excited for the move M3GAN? AI Chucky.. let's go! Did you know that mathematically speaking, there's two deaths per day on rollercoasters? We talk some Netflix shows (56:10) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know this about babies and *semi* recent modern medicine? (58:02) Dayne's Question of the Day- thanks to Jon, we have a game called Bad People. It really shows you the true colors of those around you..  Who's the most likely to have sex with their cousin? Who's the most likely to get fired for pooping on their boss' desk? Who's the most likely to turn up drunk to pre-drinks? (1:07:02) As always... Bad Joke of the Day!!! Mitch took the jokes this week Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- this week, we kicked Jon off- he deserved it! Dayne treated himself (and us) to some nice scotch :D we talk about potatoes, Wikipedia, and the definition of "well traveled"... which apparently Dayne has never heard before (12:17) Morgan has a bone to pick with one of the Walmart baggers.. we also talk about grocery shopping, how we make lists, and how we shop- how do you do your shopping? Have you ever thought about how many bags a Walmart goes through in a day? We talk about our upcoming Friendsgiving and Morgan going hunting MAKE SURE TO TURN YOUR SPOTIFY NOTIFICATIONS ON in order to know each and every time we drop an episode :) (37:43) What are your most favorite food combinations? (ie. hot dog and ketchup, mashed potatoes and gravy, etc.) (1:06:42) Morgan's Fact of the Day- We've all heard the word bollocks, but do you know what it actually means? Did you know this about the human brain and dreams?! With Jon being gone, we don't have a joke this week. Let us know on Facebook if you missed having it! Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

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Welcome to this weeks' BullShit- we're back! We start by catching up from last week. Have you ever gone out of your way to pee in your shower? Do you talk to your significant other in the bathroom while one of you is pooping?Have you heard that washing clean dishes in your dishwasher ruins your seals faster? We don't know if we buy it.. Did you know that the "normal" bowel movement can average anywhere from 3 times per day all the way to once every three days? We also talk digestive systems, metabolisms, food and coffee.. do you expect anything more?! Jon bought a mystery box Grill- we're excited to see what he gets (33:35) Bad People: Find out what your friends really think of you... If we were all hitchhikers, who would be the last one to be picked up? Who will be the most difficult old person to be around? If we were all police officers, who would be the dirty cop? Whose parents are the most disappointed in them? Most likely to get a tattoo they will later regret? Who leaves the smallest tips at restaraunts? We talk baseball and football- let's go! Wheelchair DUI's Samsung vs. Apple (57:57) Ask the Internet Have you spent more time previewing porn or actually watching porn? Would you be a better Pope or a better President of the United States? Would you take $4 million to be on To Catch a Predator? Would you have sex with a dead person for 5 minutes if you got your laundry magically done and folded for the rest of your life? Have you noticed how fuckin expensive groceries have gotten?! (1:27:45) Morgan's Fact of the Day- did you know that turtles can breathe out of their butts? (1:29:31) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!  Thanks for tuning in- make sure to catch our Facebook Live stream of our weekly Review Time segment.  We drop new podcast episodes on all of your favorite streaming apps every Wednesday, so don't miss it! Like drinking a cold one but can never keep it cold? Get your BarTop BullShit koozie today! With that Barflies, there's one last thing: TELL YOUR FUCKIN FRIENDS!!!

This week it's just Dayne and Morgen. Listen into the episode to see what things we came up with!