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A discussion consisting of a variety of topics ranging from current events of the day and basically branching off into subject areas that will range from the serious to the silly. Co-hosts and good brothers Darren (D) and Chip (C) are your conductors on this wild ride from the ridiculous to the sublime. Buckle up and hold on. It's gonna be one helluva wild ride.

Darren Johnson


    • Dec 8, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 24m AVG DURATION
    • 58 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from C&D Express

    Mental Health and other Considerations C&D Ep.58

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 77:22


    Sweet Baby Rays and getting Tip Bit C&D Ep.57

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 98:22


    Happy Thanksgiving from the C&D express! We hope you have a wonderful holiday.

    Golden Hair Plugs C&D Ep.56

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2021 95:49


    Surely your eyes are deceiving you! Is this a new episode from the C&D Express?!?!? It only took 2 months for them to record another episode. Is this a trick? OR A TREAT!

    My Mind is Playing Tricks WIth Me C&D Ep.55

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 78:32


    God Help Us C&D Ep.54

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 92:12


    The Truth and Pubic Samson Ep.53

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 82:27


    G.O.A.T.S, Gays, and Racists Ep. 52

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 83:39


    Uncut Edition 8=D C&D Ep.51

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 65:13


    Versus! C&D 50th Episode Special

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2021 127:54


    Uncontrollable Phallic Objects and Flame Throwers C&D EP. 49

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 68:33


    Anal Swabs and Other A-Holes C&D Ep.48

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 67:42


    Cancelling the Culture C&D Ep. 47

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 91:53


    C&D EP.46

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2021 69:00


    Black Vision and Other Ridiculousness C&D Ep.45

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 75:07


    Texas... And Other Stuff C&D EP.44

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2021 78:38


    Birthday S3X C&D Episode 43

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 83:15


    Sedition for Dummies C&D Ep. 42

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2021 108:35


    Charismatic Mega Fauna C&D Ep.41

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 150:51


    Shiny Happy Nelson C&D Ep.40

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 93:04


    Happy Holidays from the C&D Express!

    Nasty Grandmas C&D Ep.39

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 86:16


    C&D Ep.38

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 66:37


    Muff Cuffers C&D Ep.37

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 98:31


    Make sure you Vote! C&D Ep. 36

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 70:29


    Preachers Behaving Badly C&D Ep. 35

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 81:05


    The Cleopatra Whitewash and other Alien Concepts C&D Ep.34

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 80:02


    Captain 59! Soon to be Captain 69! C&D Ep. 33

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 70:41


    Condoms and Other Start-Up Buisnesses C&D EP.32

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 89:40


    Happy Birthday Chip! C&D EP.31

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 70:44


    Doing Better, Being Better C&D EP.30

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2020 81:48


    We hit 30! A big thank you and round of applause to all our listeners. We genuinely appreciate all your feedback and support. We hope you all are doing well during the worst year ever. Hang in there!

    Nobel in the Time of Corona EP.29

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 57:59


    Grumpy Old Men C&D EP. 28

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 74:58


    Fallwells and Other Hypocrisies C&D EP.27

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 108:08


    The V-Word C&D EP.26

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 86:23


    The C, C, & D Express Podcast EP.25

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 131:41


    We have a special guest on this stream. Chip got cloned now there's two of him (oh no). Thank you all for your continued support. Make sure to tune in to the next episode!

    The Chip Show with Magic Matt C&D EP.24

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 75:50


    The Deep End EP.23

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 108:31


    The G.F.Y Awards C&D EP.22

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 109:23


    Hello Mutants! We had some technical difficulties last week and our we lost original podcast. We figured out the problem and hope to god that never happens again. Enjoy episode 22!

    Old Man Spunk and other wonderful fragrances! C&D EP.21

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 112:55


    We have a special guest on todays episode! Please welcome Kenneth! As per normal we start off in the shallow end and work our way to the deep. If the name of the episode didn't grab your attention we don't know what will. Enjoy!

    What's Going On..... C&D EP.20

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020 106:24


    We're Back! Or are we? C&D Express EP.19

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 105:03


    Scheduling has been a little difficult amongst the three of us so apologies for the inconsistent uploads! We've heard you all asking for us! As it stands right now we should have an episode out next week so stay tuned!

    September C&D Episode 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 76:50


    Thank you all for tuning in to another episode. We hope the quality of this episode is much better than the last. Please keep giving us feedback! We appreciate it all!

    The Boys Are Back in Town C&D Ep.17

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 80:00


    Hello all! It's been quite a while since we had a new episode for you. This quarantine really threw a wrench in things. The podcast is being recorded remotely for the first time so apologies if it's not what you're used to. We promise it will only get better going forward. As always stay safe and stay healthy. We'll see you next time!

    Stuck in Quarantine? Great Time to Listen to the Podcast! C&D Ep.16

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2020 102:02


    Hello all! Hope everything is going well during these stressful times. Your continued support and remarks are always immensely appreciated. Make sure you're checking out our facebook page for some of the topics we talk about on air. Stay healthy! Stay Safe! Make sure you wash your hands! We'll see you next week!

    Why So Serious? EP.15

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 88:13


    Hello all! Hope you all are doing well. We know these are stressful times so here is something to get you mind off of things. Hope this helps out! Thank you all for your continued support. Say healthy and stay safe!

    Super Chickens and the Smell of Vegans C&D Ep.14

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 90:19


    Hello all! Thanks again for tuning in for another episode. A big thank you from everyone from the C&D crew. Stay safe out there and stay healthy. Stay tuned for episode 15!

    Chips Perky Nipples Ep.13

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 75:39


    Thanks for tuning in for another episode! Make sure you are following our Facebook page to keep up to date on any new info. Stay tuned for episode 14!

    Cock Cams and Poor Life Choices C&D Ep. 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 88:54


    Thanks for tuning into this episode. Super producer Matt Alfaro finally makes his highly requested deubt on the podcast. Let us know how he did!

    Mad Libs C&D Ep.11

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2020 64:06


    Hope everyone had a good weekend and a good Valentine's Day. This episode definitely went off the rails. Stay tuned for episode 12 later this week. Thank you for all your support!

    The Bells of Notre Dame

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2020 97:10


    This one is nearly 2 hours long! Be on the lookout for episode 11 next week. Thank you all for your continued support! Make sure you are following the C&D Express Facebook page for updates and behind the scenes content.

    Superbowl Sunday C&D Ep. 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 33:35


    This episode is a little bit shorter than usual. We cut it off early because we didn't want to miss the kickoff. Hope everyone enjoyed the game. Be on the lookout for the next episode!

    Happy Birthday Cocoa Butter Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 83:49


    WOW THIS EPISODE IS COMING A LITTLE BIT LATE. We have definitely heard you all! We had some scheduling conflicts and a sick producer so everyone make sure you let Jazmine know how she did! (Matthew totally didn't edit anything in post)

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