CDOS

This week pop-cultureman & filmmaker Colin Scheyen joins Cringus and Dringus to deconstruct the amazing, confounding, cromulently hilariously world of Simpsons Internet Meme culture. Basically we’re a bunch of old nerds talking footballs in the groin, duds and aurora borealis. On this podcast we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!!!

Extra special wedding cast! Corey’s gettin’ hitched so Dylan sat him down for an ol’timey grilling. At the same time America was doing something. #kezcapwedding #WeddingHashtagsSukk #LIFEEVENTS #LIVEEVENTS

Corey & Dylan recorded this podcast in December 2017 and it’s hitting your earholes now. Topics covered: Chinese food on Christmas, Christmas Films, Jews on Christmas eating Chinese food on Christmas, the Rude Dudes, Craig discusses the Rude Dudes, Dude Perfect, Albany Pizza, Laureen Harper, etc…all with the backdrop of bad rhymes, backbeats, stolen podcast themes and misplaced acid-laced audio samples. Enjoy!

Dylan is a very good DJ man on the wax, knobs and fades! You’ll get down and will likely never get up again! It’s one of those good problems!

Daydreamin’ - Bernard PurdieInspiration Information - Shuggie OtisSun Goddess - Ramsey Lewis Mister Magic - Grover Washington Jr.Daydream - Tatsuro YamashitaThe Dude - Quincy JonesAin’t Gonna Hurt Nobody - BrickFeels So Good (Loving You So Bad) - DelegationWhat Is Hip - Tower of PowerMatrix - Dizzy GillespieBee Bop Boogie - Hilton FeltonOn the Road - Dr. MusicIn My Pocket - Young Gun Silver FoxSparkle - Tatsuro YamashitaMove Me No Mountain - Love UnlimitedShake it Off - YukaPurple Haze - Johnny Jones & The King CasualsFunkanova - Wood Brass & Steel

Corey & Dylan, you really don’t care anymore? I mean, we do, but put it this way: TWO (2!) CDOS points to anyone that has the stomach for this splotch of meticulously engineered audio. Yeah, Dylan gets kudos for spending time on this dreck. We are proud of our brand of improvised insanity, truly. This episode has sounds from Windows 95. We also listen to a wack of old nostalgia-inducing music and then weep for our simultaneously lost and beloved childhood.

It’s a hyper extreme blood special episode of the podcast you love to secretly hate! This week, Corey and Dylan get down with the fam and #cuzluv it up with all around human man, Mike Caplan. It’s another round of vinyl, sports, skorts, custom T’s and a heaping dose of familial history that will likely bore you to Buffalo and back. Also, some Drew’s News and a special message from the sponsor we don’t have.

Don’t please listen to this. We beg you. Podcast impressions. Flat you lents. Sound Fects. Dear Hip hop by Dan-e-o. E-Z On Tha Motion by Ghetto Concept. Help Gary Buseytown Massacre too.

It’s a sprecial snreak preview for the CDOS fanbase: the first episode of Corey and Dylan’s new podcast series “RIM CRIM”! RIM CRIM is an interview series of all the infamous faces and names from the Tim and Eric comedy universe. On this first episode we have the one and only David Liebe Hart! You may know David from his puppeteering on Tim and Eric Awesome Show and cameo appearances in Check It Out! With Dr. Steve Brule, but today Corey and Dylan burrow beneath that Corinian surface to see what David’s up to. We talk about David’s latest tour, Zach Galifianrakis, his top celebrity crushes and get some interesting intel on what happens behind-the-scenes at ABSOLUTELY Productions, and even some sad news about a beloved Tim and Eric player. 

Special guests Ethan Billips and Donna Bourgois from the Gary Buseytown Massacre podcast out of Austin, TX join Corey and Dylan down the audio rabbit hole of cynical debauchery and incredibly coarse language this week. Things go downhill super quickly and soon many people in Corey and Dylan’s family are shamed and the word “slob” is repeated too many times. You won’t want to miss a culturally disrespectful rendition of Would You Rather and a very special guest on CDOS 026 (aka RimCrim Vol. 1) is teased!! 

Corey and Dylan sink their craws into more famous animals of the digital abyss and more audiosplosions and some great info-crank call in this incredible sequel to CDOS 023. Corey starts his Game of Thrones summer TV nerd-roject (but he likes the blood and sex the best). Dylan gives a shout out to our Periscopers in Jakarta (3 at peak!). They proceed to inquire with several DVD retailers to procure various of your beloved sitcom hits! YOULL BE AMAZED AND AMUSED AND OFFENDED AT THE RESULTS. Including the best hold music of all time! And then 2 minutes about Black Lives Matter. Which it does. Please listen. Goodbye.  

We start off with amphibians and a soooooothing explanation of why the hell it takes us so long to release episodes. Seriously, it’s a good explanation if your idea of a good explanation is a bad explanation. Then well…PRINCE. We’re glad that this podcast isn’t released so late as to missed the boat on that one #toosoonguys. And then Corey and Dylan review Neil Hamburger’s latest film ENTERTAINMENT (starting at like 8:43 if that’s all you’re interested in *sniff). They discuss the future of CDOS which involves dreams about Tommy Wiseau. Some cool audio-improvisational stuff later (its real bad trust me) and finally a tribute to Phife Dawg that makes Dylan crycry like Kriskris!

Slap happy new year CDOS listeners! We hope the three of you (including Corey and Dylan) had a mildly enjoyable holiday season. This week: Corey, Dylan and second-time guest and humanitarian / pop-culture man extraordinate Colin Scheyen review Dylan’s favourite cinema-movie, 1985′s “intricate beast of an effing movie” (says Corey) - BRAZIL! We go deep into the creation and legacy of Gilliam’s classic fantastical incompetent dystopia, and even get visited by Nohtsam Lowry, a robot from somewhere in the 20th century! This episode’s meaningless hashtag is #AndThenTheScreenFlashedBlueAndPink

If you think CDOS tried your patience in the past, YOU WERE RIGHT. In this episode (which you should probably begin at exactly 5 minutes) Dylan kicks things off with a perfect sound effect. They practice their swears and then Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice Suicide Squad Deadpool Milpoool we didn’t go to Comic Con shut up. Bjork makes a really brief cameo and then (30:00 in) we call a MAGIC UNICORN and make time for the first informative installment of #DrewsNews!. Also sign up for the CDOS Jeffrey challenge! Inquire without.

On the 20th episode of CDOS, Never Sleeps Network head honcho Alex Ross returns as guest and lets it all hang out literally and figuratively.   Dylan & Alex get in touch with their dad body.  Alex Ross is interviewed Maron-Style by Corey while simultaneously tormented by Cat Larry, the third, silent member of CDOS.  Various other topics are discussed, such as movies, food, and [not] getting to the gym etc. all mixed down with Dylan’s various audio shenanigans.  (not) Sponsored by neversleepsnetwork.com! 

Corey and Dylan welcome comic Ryan Maglunob to the CDOScast (wait, what?). They shoot the shizz about: Ryan’s growin’ up in Kingston schooling the world (and the guy at the dollar store) at Street Fighter, being abandoned in the video arcade on vacation, smelly shoes (WAAKESTOCK), Ryan’s rainbow shoes, drum n bass porno music, Gordon Ramsay memes, (RIP) Harris Wittles and Corey and Dylan yet again try to explain the CDOS points system. Props to Dylan for putting this episode together on the road (and shrinking the file size to under 100 megabytes)!!!!! THERE ARE MORE COOL SOUND EFFECTS THAT YOU CAN SHAKE A SHTICKLE OF FLUORIDE AT!

Corey and Dylan continue their journey into the nether regions of sound while trying to up their Podcast rank with a predictable title. Corey tells a sad story  about a Purim party. And what started as a silly, absurdist (Katy Perry Uptown Funk Larry the Cat) mess turns into a fairly poignant and timely debate (given that it is Black History Month) about…words thanks to a particularly intelligent Louis C.K. joke. (We think) this episode is sponsored by nuvango.com!  

It’s a CDOS Holiday Special! This week Corey and Dylan talk about hhfhfh&&****yfhfhjfjfjjei33878733didjfnvjckckdjjiuhiiUYTR$#@@@#$^&hfhfhficjawhiuahfnadjosnfawiuhgailnvsouhalvhailrnvheouyr74w5623kwrjrejkfjkafiouowjhfaalapoundthekeyboardrnnfhjfdndfhjdfhdfjdioewioweieurtiuriudjhhj@#$%^&*(RSDJD^IJDRTyujrfdikeudpantscats.

Corey and Dylan take a trip down the hummus hole, embarking on a mission to find the tastiest hummus (out of a selection of a few brands).  Important questions about The Dip of Kings And Queens (aka Hummus) answered: Has anyone ever recorded a podcast in a grocery store? Why would one every purchase Bacon Dippers (or why wouldn’t you)? Did Dylan use too much garlic in his Hummus? Does your life need more chickpea-ness? THEN LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE OF COREY AND DYLAN ON HUMMUS BECAUSE IT DOES MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH!! (brands sullied in this podcast: Summer Fresh, Sabra, Breton, Dare, Nabisco and Compliments).

in this episode of CDOS, Corey and Dylan and Guest Colin Scheyen are inspired by an episode of WNYC’s Radiolab podcast about Hot 97’ DJ Peter Rosenberg’s beef with Nicki Minaj and proceed to get *ahem* real about the art, commercialism and cultural significance of hip hop!  #ThisIsHot97