A D&D Actual Play Podcast featuring Matt Wilson, Diana Nock, Daisy McGuire, John Chouinard, Tyler Bechstein, Gerry Swanson, Abby Lark, and Michael J Patrick.
It was nice to have episode 69 be the latest episode for so long, but it's time to get moving again. In the last episode, there was a tumbling of a skull down a hill. If you're wondering if this episode will be more productive: the party learns about woodworking. The results are similar to an episode of Canada's Worst Handyman. STARRING: Diana Nock as Rocky Matt J Wilson as Rosie Daisy McGuire as Pinball John Chouinard as Tim MJP as the DM and NPCs
In this completely normal and not at all technical nightmare of an episode, our usual band of rascals get up to some real hijinks, just some extremely loud tomfoolery from the characters you know and love. STARRING: Diana Nock, Matt J Wilson, Michael J Patrick, John Chouinard, Daisy McGuire, Tyler Bechstein No need to even list the character names since you already have enjoyed them for nearly 300 episodes now!
In our nicest episode yet, the Rascals take a big spill and deal with giant enemy crabs, while meeting a new ally. Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Tim: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
After getting in the head of one modron, the rascals follow the robot herd to a big fight, and then have a big and ridiculously silly decision to make. Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire DM: Michael J Patrick
We're back! A Rascals story. After climbing out of a toilet, the Rascals set on their way to fix the world they've been absent from, encountering a strange new species on their way. Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Tim: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
In the final intermission episode, Flippy's crew finds the wizard Irtep, but can they convince him to leave his microscopic kingdom? Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
The group's adventures in the microcosmic world of a petri dish continue in search of its creator, and Keekra and Viola play tabletop gaming on a boat (boat-top?). Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
Honey I Shrunk the Idiots! The not-Rascals are lost in a microscopic world inside a magical booby-trapped tower, and the only one who can help them is... the Colonel?? Ah beans. Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
This collection of idiots attack a door, trigger every trap they see, then enjoy the wildlife hidden inside a petri dish. Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
The gang enters Irtep's infamous magical tower, encountering puzzles, traps, and a GHOST! Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
Macarena is finally found, and she's sweeping the nation! Dave gets in a nerf fight. The Colonel threatens to burn everything. Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
In this continuation of our silliest session yet, the not-Rascals gain more information about Irtep and his various troubles, as well as get requests from a gaggle of odd quest givers. Dave eats soap. Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
In perhaps our silliest episode yet, Flippy's crew enjoys some time in a tourist trap town full of gambling, nightlife, beaches, and strange voices. Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
Viola puts the pedal to the metal (well, bone), while the rest of the crew escapes the skull fortress. The Colonel does a very very bad thing. Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
The not-Rascals' battle on the bridge is not yet over, while Viola demonstrates her master hackery-- well, her master tinkering, anyway. I was a little distracted while editing this episode so if you hear anyone just shout really loudly "I GOTTA TAKE A HUGE PISS", just.. look don't tell me about it, that can be our little secret. Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
After more exploring of the flying skull fortress, the crew finds the bridge, and a poor giant's ankles just get absolutely ravaged. Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
It's dungeon diving time, in a giant floating sky skull! Dave does something very stupid, the Colonel does some pranks, and Dr. Moon finds the worst room. Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
In this battle-heavy episode, giants cause a terrible tragedy in the town, and the not-Rascals must brave a flying skull fortress! My computer fan was being very bad and mean in this one so you'll hear it on occasion. I gave it a lot of whacks like popular Happy Day character "The Fromz" (tm). Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola Moss: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM and NPCs: Diana Nock
The Rascals are missing! But there's no time for that, as Flippy's ship crew takes on an all-new campaign, with flying skulls and dangerous giants! Dave Redshirt: John Chouinard Viola: Daisy McGuire Keekra: Matt J Wilson The Colonel: Michael J Patrick DM & NPCs: Diana Nock
In the season finale, the Rascals escape from hell, only to find themselves in increasingly worse predicaments. Yep, there's a cliffhanger!! And a hint at what's to come next! Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
A pair of treasure seekers find the Rascals in hell, offering a potential way out, but first there's a tiger to find... Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
In this short but memorable half hour experience, Rocky goes on a trip, Rosie resurrects the dead, Pinball reunites with an old friend, and Sam finds inner peace and tranquility. Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
Love blooms on the battlefield, and the Rascals find a welcome respite from the pale buttscape of Hell in a pleasure palace. Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
After dealing with a bouncer, our adventurers traipse across a pale wasteland, and I don't mean Delaware, in search of a way home. Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
Lost in a completely new plane of reality, there's nowhere to go but up for the Rascals. Literally, towards the moon with a face. Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
In this shorter, table-setting episode, the Rascals have found themselves in a strange and different world, and there's still the matter of some slaad babies... Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
Before heading off for the next shard, the group takes a small detour... well... it started as a small detour. IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME. Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
The shard is gone! And one of the Rascals' recurring foes has made off with it! The chase is on.... Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
With one quest wrapped up, it's back to shard-hunting, in the most time-wasting episode of the series yet! Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
The group finally delivers the dragon egg as promised, but they're not alone... Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
How's your holiday break? Here's a somewhat snowy, somewhat swashbuckley escapade! You just can't travel anywhere without some problems these days! Rocky: Diana Nock Rosie: Matt J Wilson Pinball: Daisy McGuire Sam: John Chouinard DM: Michael J Patrick
The gang puts on a play, until a pesky dragon/dwagon shows up to ruin their fun!! Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) Sam: John Chouinard (johnshoe on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
A new member joins the party, and Rocky enters The Dream Zone. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) Sam: John Chouinard (johnshoe on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
A day late (sorry!), the Rascals finally progress in one of their main quests, delivering a dragon egg to a monastery..... only to be ambushed!!! PLUS: Karaoke! Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
A week or so late, here's our Halloween special! Just think of it like how Treehouse of Horror always airs after Halloween. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
Hunting a stone beast in the mountains, Rosie is drunk and grumpy, while airship crewmember DAVE REDSHIRT puts his awfulness on full display. A character falls below 0 hit points in this episode!! It can happen, after all. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
An implausible series of events sends Rocky hurtling through the skies, while Pinball introduces a new friend. Also there are lots of gargoyles and none of them are sexy. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
The Rascals do some crimes in the city, then resolve not to do crimes, and then do more crimes. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
It's the return of an oooold friend! Also, a city filled with seemingly ill-prepared vendors. But FIRST... LAND SHARK! Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
A dinner with dwarves becomes a fight with the undead! Pinball finds new uses for silverware. Rocky decides to do some crimes. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) Edward: Gerry Swanson DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
A seemingly inviting dwarven fortress becomes anything but, as Rocky and Rosie each take turns awkwardly seeing what they can get away with doing and saying in an extremely hostile environment. Rosie levels up at drinking! And Edward's just along for the ride. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) Edward: Gerry Swanson DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
On the trailer for more shards, the Rascals stumble into a trap, only to reunite with a long lost friend! Who could it be?! ITS A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES!! Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) Edward: Gerry Swanson DM: Michael J Patrick
An entire hour of this episode was corrupted in a computer crash, forcing us to recreate the hour again, in what is possibly the most unhinged hour of dungeons & dragons we've ever recorded. Okay I guess I should put a plot summary here. Uhhhh okay. The Rascals get a missive from a mysterious stranger, but get caught up in a dangerous ambush!! Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
After a long night's sleep, the three adventurers discover a whimsical town, partake in a festival, and discover they've been followed! Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
Road trip! The Rascals set out for Hybourne with an egg and a bunch of fantastic animals. Familiar foes stand in their way. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
Oh man, what DOESN'T happen in this episode? There's fashion, there's skeletons, there's stage maintenance, there's snake people, there's elf fluids, there's sudden twists, and Rocky acts A LITTLE TOO LAWFUL FOR MY LIKING!!! (not really) Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
The group must pick a side between Nissa and Andalos. An ominous pact is made. Rocky does something slightly horrifying. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy Mcguire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
The Rascals decide to investigate the catacombs again, and they are NOT prepared for they stumble onto... Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
Kyle is in danger!!! The group rushes into the library to save him! Later, Sgt. Andalos has a mission for them, if they choose to accept it.. Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
A job well done! Time to turn in this quest for some XP and loot-- SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!! Matt/Rosie's audio accidentally fell into a deep pit, and despite some valiant effort the audio levels will still be a little all over the place for them so (bug)bear with it for this episode! Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
Ocean's Three they are not. Our heroes tackle alligators and elementals as their big party heist reaches its inevitable bloody conclusion! Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter) Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter) Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter) DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)
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