Dungens And Dragnos

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The Dungeons and Dragons podcast where instead of playing DnD, we design elements of DnD with ridiculous results!

Carlyle Laurent


    • Oct 22, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 46m AVG DURATION
    • 40 EPISODES


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    Kill Guilt And Do All The Crimes You Want

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2022 36:30


    Welcome to the "Crime" episode of Dungens and Dragnos, where we present to you a new Rogue Subclass, Spell, probably some other stuff. We'll probably not have another episode out anytime soon due to other commitments, but if you want more content from the boys there is plenty to be had: Carlyle's new podcast "Dice So Nice I Said Dice Twice" is a show where Carlyle and 2 of his buds play a one-shot in a different TTRPG system each time. https://anchor.fm/dice-so-nice-i-said-dice-twice  Carlyle and Chris have a band together called "Fake Dads" check em out: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7eX4XmDCjOpi4c72j0Zt6j?si=HcjgG8IWQmuX5nmFIUN0UA  Carlyle has another podcast where he and his friend Richard analyse lyrics by the British Pop Rock band "Busted": https://anchor.fm/podforeveryone  Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DragnosPodcast   Email us at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com  If you reckon this gave you a couple dollars worth of enjoyment, you can chuck in a buck over at our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    A Whimsical Giraffe Who Licks You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 34:50


    Welcome to the Safari episode winners. Buckle up for some lewd musical instruments, some vultures of healing, and of course A Whimsical Giraffe Who Licks You. Next time we're doing "Crime" as a theme, so hit us with your Crime suggestions. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DragnosPodcast   Email us at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com  If you reckon this gave you a couple dollars worth of enjoyment, you can chuck in a buck over at our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    The Hot Hand Wah of Shakira

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 37:12


    We're goddamned back. Your dad said it would never happen, and now you finally get to send him that coveted I told you so email.  Next time we're doing Safari! So let us know your suggestions. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DragnosPodcast  Email us at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com If you reckon this gave you a couple dollars worth of enjoyment, you can chuck in a buck over at our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos

    Gruesome Ghoulish Ghostly Grouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2021 46:52


    Welcome to this month's instalment of this show that we do. This month is all about drinks, and boy we sure did take our month off to properly consider that. To skip past the porn corner, cut ahead to 27:41 . Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/dragnospodcast And on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/dragnospodcast Send us an email at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com

    Slasher Baron Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 40:54


    This month is the "Hay and Allergies" episode. We uh... we didn't really do that. Tune in for a discussion of an enemy based on Sasha Baron Cohen's roles, the Allergy Flamingo, and finding a needle in a haystack. If you'd like to support the show, you can chuck in a buck over on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos  Twitter: https://twitter.com/DragnosPodcast  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragnospodcast  Email: dungensanddragnos@gmail.com 

    The Birthday Dungeon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 52:37


    This episode we make a bunch of birthday themed items, including a birthday dungeon of some description. Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DragnosPodcast  Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dragnospodcast  Send us an email: dungensanddragnos@gmail.com Chuck in a buck on Patreon! https://patreon.com/dungensanddragnos   

    Dance-Fencers w/ Gwen Stefani*

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 44:07


    *may or may not be the real Gwen Stefani we couldn't get a good answer out of them. This month we went jio to make dok do the ;alf Dragons!   You can find us @dragnospodcast on facebook and twitter, or you can send us an email at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com  Subscribe to our patreon for no reason! www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    The Spring Of Truth (w/ James & Kevin)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 45:28


    Hello there. This month we were joined by my mates Kev and James for a sort-of Easter special, where we designed an interesting butt plug, the spring of truth, and much much more. You should check out the boys art! They're sick: James: https://www.instagram.com/jamesfoleary/  Kev: https://www.instagram.com/kev_ryan_art/  If you'd like to support us, you can throw us a dollar over at https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    Froobians (w/ Rory M Spence)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 50:11


    This month we were joined by our friend and only patreon Rory M Spence, and he helped us define a brand new race; The Froobians! With three sub-races: Strawberry, Red Berries, and Peach.  The Froobian race is public now on D&D beyond if you want to use it. Our guest today Rory hosts a great show called Doghair Presents where guests come and learn about a niche topic. Chris and I have both been on it, check it out: http://www.doghairnetwork.com/podcast/doghairpresents https://twitter.com/RoryMSpence If you'd like to be like Rory and patreonise us, you can do that here: www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    Dungens And Drinknos 2! (w/ Angela)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 61:54


    This episode we create the Dom class. We apologise for that. Follow us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast If you have suggestions or just want to chat you can email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com . If you want to buy us a pint for the next drinknos consider becoming a patreon! www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos  

    Dungens Do Chrimbo 3! (w/ Jack and Toby)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 55:42


    Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays! Boy aren't you excited to play a festive game of Dungeons and Dragons? "But Carlyle", you say, sipping hot chocolate from a festive mug that depicts batman wearing a santa hat and Robin is there and he has put a clothes peg on his nose so that he can't smell anymore because Batman smells so bad, "I don't have enough random unusable bullshit to play dungeons and dragons with."Well have we got the things for you we did thingsThere's a spell and lots of enemies that come with the spellItemsAll sorts of christmas nonsense.Today we were joined by Jack and Toby.Jack has a youtube channel (I am often on it. Actually as of right now I am always on it): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwnubBaIhmEYySawdcYJChwAnd if that isn't enough content for you he's been a guest on *my* gaming channel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEL7vGhhkj4 

    Character Actor Bill Nighy In A Motion Capture Suit (w/ Rory M. Spence)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 51:05


    What's going on all you beautiful people.This month we were joined once again by Rory from Doghair Presents to create an upgrade on 5e's lacking Doppelganger.For more from Rory, check out his great show Doghair Presents where guests come on and learn about all variety of things: http://www.doghairnetwork.com/podcast/doghairpresents If you want to get in touch with the show, you can find us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast or shoot us an email at dungensanddragnos@gmail.comIf you want to support the show then you're a beautiful human and you can check out our patreon: www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos  

    A Spell Where You Just Watch Shrek 2 (w/ Charlie and also a brief appearance from Cee Lo Green)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2020 47:28


    This month we were joined by Charlie from "Why Did I Do That?" and "A Podcast For Everyone" where he helped us design a special yoga mat and a spell that allows you to watch Shrek 2 and harness its extraordinary captivating powers.Charlie's show "Why Did I Do That?" has guests on to tell their embarassing stories: https://player.whooshkaa.com/shows/why-did-i-do-that His other show with Carlyle "A Podcast For Everyone" creates a novel narrative based on the lyrics of songs by British pop band Busted: https://player.whooshkaa.com/shows/a-podcast-for-everyone He also has a channel where he plays wrestling games: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjdO-5zFyXt3TCAGBwDMgTQ/featured If you wanna get in touch you can find us @dragnospodcast on twitter and facebook or shoot us an email at dungensanddragnos@gmail.comYou can support us on patreon! Isn't that sick? www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    Rabbit-Holing (w/ Cult Popture)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 46:27


    What up Dragnos. After a brief hiatus we are back and we are joined by AJ and Richard from Cult Popture! They help us design a new spell called "Rabbit-Holing" which has no real theme really.Cult Popture is a movies discussion podcast as well as a youtube channel with great video essays.Latest episode: https://play.acast.com/s/cult-popture/theherbieseries-filmfranchisefortnightsChannel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK6njiZX5smBtdH4xiC2yWg The last time Carlyle was on: https://play.acast.com/s/cult-popture/thebravelittletoastertrilogy-ft.carlylefromapodcastforeveryone-filmfranchisefortnights If you wanna get in touch to feed us your suggestions or just say hi, you can find us @dragnospodcast on twitter and facebook or email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com.If you fancy supporting the show we have a patreon! www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    Sneezorite and the Dangers of Country Music (w/ Rory M Spence)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 51:18


    This month we were joined by Rory M Spence from The Doghair Network to create a new recreational drug and a bizarre magical almost-weapon.Rory is from the podcast Doghair Presents which all three dungens boys have been guests on, where each episode guests are taught about a new topic. You can find more of that here:http://www.doghairnetwork.com/podcast/doghairpresents If you like the show and would like to support us, then you can be like Rory and become a patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos

    Moth People and Special SFW Goblins (I'm lying.)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 55:05


    This time we took a suggestion from @pencilproduct on Twitter and just straight up ruined it. If you'd like to make a suggestion for us to ruin, you can find us on twitter @dragnospodcast or on facebook @dragnospodcast or email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com or just camp outside my house and harrass me.We also have a patreon lol https://patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    The Sharpck

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 59:34


    This month, we produce the Sharpck. The term "produce" is really very loose here.If you'd like to be ridiculed like our Patreon Rory M Spence, why don't you join our patreon yourself?https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos If you'd like to get in touch with the show, you can find us @dragnospodcast on twitter and facebook or email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com

    The Beaster Bunny

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 54:10


    Happy late Easter everyone! Today we present you with, the DnD God of Resurrection: The Beaster Bunny!If you wanna check out the moisturiser list or get in touch you can find us on twitter @dragnospodcast or you can shoot us an email over at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com .If you wanna chuck in a buck, you can head over to https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos .Stay safe out there!

    The Mega-Cuckold

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2020 48:26


    This month, we come up with something truly spectactular. Introducing, the Cuck au vin, the mega cuck, the giga cuck, and the Tera cuck.If you'd like to chuck in a buck on patreon, we'd truly appreciate it: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnosIf you wanna follow the boys you can find us @dragnospodcast on Facebook and Twitter or send us an email at dungensanddragnos@gmail.comI love you.

    February Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2020 2:29


    The first single from Fake Dads: https://fakedads.bandcamp.com/releasesAre We Rolling? podcast: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/are-we-rolling-939538If you wanna get in touch, you can find us @dragnospodcast on Twitter and Facebook or you can email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com

    Chris googles porn while we build a sex dungeon (SFW if you wear headphones)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 49:16


    This episode is smut that we phoned in I'm not gonna lie to you.Pay us to do that :D ! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnosIf you wanna get in touch, you can find us @dragnospodcast on Twitter and facebook or shoot us an email at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com.

    Dungens Do Chrimbo 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 53:44


    Well its time to get bloody jolly up in here. Join Ross, Chris, and Carlyle as they make some festive fantasy creations, including playable Christmas Elves, and "Gristletoe".If you wanna see the creations so you can use them you will be able to find them on Twitter @dragnospodcast.If you wanna get in touch with the boys then you follow them on facebook and twitter @dragnospodcast or email dungensanddragnos@gmail.comIf you want to support the show you can chuck in a buck over at our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    The Bee-He-Moth

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2019 43:59


    This month on Dungens and Dragnos, Carlyle, Chris, and Ross, make a hybrid between a Bee, a Moth, and He-Man, as well as a sword that summons it.If you wanna get in touch, you can find us @dragnospodcast or dungensanddragnos@gmail.com .If you want to patreonise us, you can! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    The Dungens Halloreen Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 66:01


    We're back baby! It's been a long 5 months not making content for you but we're here now baby just in time for a halloween special!We make a couple spooky spells (one of which is literally called "The Spooky Spell"), and we've got a brand new spooky monster for you to try out!If you want to get in touch you can find us @dragnospodcast on twitter and facebook or email dungensanddragnos@gmail.comIf you want to support the show we have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    Update: Hiatus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 3:11


    We're gonna be taking a break for a while, but if you're looking for more content maybe check out Carlyle's other podcasts "Content! Presumably." and "A Podcast For Everyone", both of which Ross and Chris have appeared on.We will absolutely be back, check the socials @dragnospodcast to be up to date and know when we're back.

    #11: Weapon Flop

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2019 57:19


    Hi. I've barely edited this one. I'm very busy so here's a very hastily put together dungens episode. We have a pateon! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos Thanks for listening!

    #10.5: Outtakes from Episodes 6-10

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 23:31


    We're all busy or with the lergy or some other equally valid excuse so here's a compilation episode!Find us on facebook and twitter @dragnospodcast or if you're feeling really personal, shoot us an email at dungensanddragnos@gmail.comIf you wanna support the show check out our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    #10: Spaghetti Al'Arrabiata

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2019 59:49


    This month we got a special request, and eager to please, we did our best to create a wizard who has been turned into a bowl of spaghetti. Results were mixed.If you want to get in touch you can find us on Twitter and Facebook @dragnospodcast or send us an email at dungensanddragnos@gmail.comIf you'd like to support the show why not chuck in a buck over at https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos .

    #9: The School of Sex Spells

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2019 46:11


    I hope all you sluts had a wonderful Valentines day. If you made a new buddy to play DnD with, then we've got some spells for you.If you want to get in touch with the show you can find us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast or email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com .If you'd like to support us (that'd be awesome of you), you can donate to our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos 

    #8: Dungens And Dragnos LIVE! :D

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2019 37:38


    Welcome to our first ever LIVE episode! Big thanks to everyone that came out to mark this momentous occasion with us. This time we make a vareity of Wool-themed spells. If you want to get in touch you can find us @dragnospodcast on twitter and facebook or email us at dungensanddragnos@gmail.comIf you want to support the show why not buy us a drink over at https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos

    #7: Dungens Do Chrimbo (Beary Christmas folks)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2018 60:13


    Happy Holidays.This festive season Chris, Ross, and Carlyle review a christmassy moisturiser, create a mad rabid rudolf, design the spell "Divine Presents", and EVEN MORE!If you'd like to support the show we're now on patreon! :https://www.patreon.com/dungensanddragnos If you want to get in touch you can find us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast, or email us at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com Have a great holiday!

    #6: Dungens And Drinknos

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2018 64:49


    In this episode, our heroes get really drunk both before and during recording. It's a bit of a mess. We manage to cobble together a peanut-bear hybrid, a bear-peanut hybrid, and Plingy-Plong: Terror of The Seas (but only 2 of the 7 seas).If you want to get in touch with the show, you can find us at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com or @dragnospodcast on facebook and twitter.

    #5: Anxiety Blanket/The Dungens And Dragnos Spellisode w/Amber

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2018 47:58


    In this episode, our heroes, joined by Amber, make all sorts of nonsense, including but not limited to: Clown GlovesAn anxiety blanket that causes anxiety instead of helping itA spell that gives you Hemarrhoids And more! If you want to get in touch, find us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast or email us at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com

    You Alright M8?: It's Time To Talk About Mental Health w/Carlyle, Maisie, Rory, & Alex

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2018 94:39


    Welcome to "You Alright M8?", a Collaborative project between many podcasts. Carlyle was joined by Maisie from "Beg To Differ", Rory from "Doghair Presents", and Alex from "Alex & Alex", to have an honest discussion about mental health and the stigma around it. Here is the documentary Maisie mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATTbHvI-pVU&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=MultiplicityAndMe  If you enjoy it, or want anymore, here are some other discussions from other podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-phil-better-show/id1305590431?mt=2&i=1000421468588 https://open.spotify.com/episode/6k4JteYtdkSniEUlK0uve4?si=nsSf_xMJRAK_0BmuSAW--A  Here are the podcasts from the wonderful co-hosts of this episode:Doghair Presents: http://www.doghairnetwork.com/podcast/doghairpresents Beg To Differ: https://soundbutt.com/begtodifferpodcast Alex and Alex: https://soundbutt.com/alexandalexpodcast 

    #4: The Lady Gaga Gun

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2018 47:16


    In this episode of Dungens And Dragnos, Chris, Carlyle, and Ross create a gun that shoots bizarre outfits at you. We also expand on the pantheon we started with Toiametu (God of Spelling and Grammar) in episode 1. If you have any suggestions or just want to get in touch, you can reach us on twitter and facebook @dragnospodcast, or you can email us at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com.

    #3.5: Outtakes from Episodes 1-3

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2018 17:22


    In this non-episode of Dungens and Dragnos, our hosts drop any pretense of there being a theme to this podcast and just chat bollucks. Presented here are the clips that didn't quite make it into the first three episodes.If you'd like to reach the show, you can email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com . You can tweet us @dragnospodcast, or you can find us on facebook @dragnospodcast.You can listen to the Dungeons And Dragons Episode of the wonderful podcast "Doghair Presents" here: http://www.doghairnetwork.com/podcast/doghairpresents/2018/6/26/dungeons-dragons .

    #3: Skeledin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2018 74:00


    In this, the third episode of Dungens And Dragnos, Carlyle, Chris, and Ross create the skeleton Paladin "Skeledin", as well as the spell "Scared of the Dark," which is so stupid it doesn't deserve describing here. If you've got ideas for us or just want to get in touch, you can email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com, tweet us @dragnospodcast, or find us on facebook @dragnospodcast.

    #2: Were-Koala-Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2018 57:23


    Disclaimer: This episode is pretty NSFWIn this episode Carlyle, Chris, and Ross invent the "Rageomancer" class, a skilled warrior who specialises in just being such a pain in the neck, and the fierce enemy "Were-Koala-Bear" by which point its become clear that our brains aren't quite working anymore. If you've got ideas for us you can email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com , or you can tweet us @dragnospodcast or reach us on facebook @dragnospodcast.

    #1: Time Turtle

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 42:26


    In this first episode of Dungens and Dragnos, Carlyle, Chris, and Ross make a time travelling spell, a five-headed hamster god, and a biscuit-centred full-contact sport!Like the facebook page to see the details of the spell "Time Turtle", and a professional rendering of the Dramster god "Toiametu". If you want to reach the show you can email dungensanddragnos@gmail.com , or you can tweet us @dragnospodcast or reach us on facebook @dragnospodcast.

    #0: About Dungens And Dragnos

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2018 0:40


    Welcome to Dungens and Dragnos! The podcast where instead of playing DnD, we design elements of DnD with ridiculous results. If you'd like to suggest something you'd like us to make on the podcast (or just get in touch) you can email us at dungensanddragnos@gmail.com, or you can tweet us @dragnospodcast.Enjoy!

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