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#557 Sex Dungeon - Richard is back in Leicester again, fresh from an interview with a journalist who has been up the Queen. His guest is Australian comedian and adventurer John Robertson. They talk about how an appearance on a TV show led to him getting married, his fantastic interactive game show The Dark Room, scary gigs in pubs in small towns in Australia, being a sex person, but avoiding drugs and how Richard has inspired him and let him down in equal measure.See John's show at the Edinburgh Festival - https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/john-robertson-s-the-dark-roomSupport our Kickstarter here https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/467836598/can-i-have-my-ball-backFor Richard's remaining live stand up gigs http://richardherring.com/ballback/tourCome and see RHLSTP live at the Edinburgh Festival - https://www.thestand.co.uk/fringe/2441/richard-herring-rhlstpSUPPORT THE SHOW!Watch our TWITCH CHANNELSee extra content at our WEBSITE Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/rhlstp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Milwaukee realtor is accused of turning his historic home into a twisted sex prison where he enslaved and abused women into following his brutal rules while in captivity at his "House St. Pierre." The Louisiana woman, known to cops as the "Bourbon St. Hustler", has been charged in the death of a reporter covering the Super Bowl. And, she did not act alone, officials say. Plus, the Ruby Slippers robber, has died. So, the feds are clicking their heels together and dismissing the case. Jennifer Gould reports. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Annie and Mr. A discuss their visit to the Den of Indomitus sex dungeon in Phoenix, AZ. There were some surprises! https://doiaz.com/about-our-phoenix-dungeon/Support the showIntro music by Poor Man's Poison. Check them out, they're amazing! Don't forget to check out Annie's erotica on Kindle and Amazon, found under Annie Goodman. You can also find us at Annieandmra.com, on Facebook as Annie Goodman, and Instagram and Twitter (X) as @AnnieandMrA.

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Join us for a wild ride on the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, where laughter and chaos meet in perfect harmony. In this episode, we dive into the stormy world of hurricanes, as our hosts share their experiences of surviving a hurricane while broadcasting live from the palatial EC studios scattered across South Carolina. With witty banter and hilarious anecdotes, they take us on a journey through the eye of the storm, reminding us that humor can be found even in the most challenging situations. But the adventure doesn't stop there. Our hosts recount their recent golf trip to Lake Lure, North Carolina, where they embarked on a quest for Bigfoot and encountered quicksand along the way. With tales of party houses, bunk beds, and a mysterious sex dungeon, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and unexpected twists. Whether you're a golf enthusiast or simply enjoy a good laugh, this episode is sure to entertain. As the episode unfolds, we also pay tribute to the legendary James Earl Jones, whose iconic voice has left an indelible mark on pop culture. With heartfelt reflections and humorous insights, our hosts celebrate the life and legacy of this remarkable actor. But it's not all fun and games. The episode takes a serious turn as we delve into the controversy surrounding Diddy and the challenges faced by pop star Katy Perry. With thought-provoking discussions and candid opinions, our hosts explore the complexities of fame and the music industry. And as we embrace the spooky season, our hosts introduce a fun and interactive segment where they challenge listeners to guess horror movie plots explained by a five-year-old. With Halloween just around the corner, this segment adds an extra layer of excitement to the episode. So, buckle up and join us for an unforgettable episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. With humor, heart, and a dash of spookiness, this episode is a must-listen for anyone seeking a good time. Tune in now and let the laughter begin! ---  #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://blc.world/ Tweet the Show: https://twitter.com/blcworld Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Sex With Sue presents Turned On With Sue And John! Today... More of your steamy kinky confessions, including how one person discovered an incredible sex dungeon right down the road! Tips for keeping it in, when you're someone who often has it fall out. How swingers are finding their voice. Toy suggestions for someone with a smaller penis. Why do people really have sex? We're online at www.turnedonpodcast.com Sue: www.SexWithSue.com John: MilkmanShow.com / Fetlife: Megahurts Our sponsor: www.edenfantasys.com

Join us in this uproarious episode of Proper True Yarn as we delve into Andrew's most outrageous and unexpected adventure yet. From selling magic mushrooms as a side hustle to hiring dwarfs for a party, Andrew's tales are nothing short of wild. But the real kicker is his encounter with Katrina, a date that led him into the depths of a sex dungeon run by one of Australia's most famous dominatrixes.Listen as Andrew recounts the bizarre events that unfolded, including a strange initiation, unexpected pain, and a lesson in the unconventional. With a mix of humor and disbelief, this episode promises to leave you saying, "Holy fuck!"Tune in for a proper true yarn that takes you from the cities to the outback, and don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share for more unbelievable stories.For tickets to Andrew's comedy tour head to https://alist.com.au/tours/andrew-hamilton-jokes-about-the-time-i-went-prison/For a copy of Andrew's book grab your copy from https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/aw/d/1923022148/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?ie=UTF8&dib_tag=se&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.8PrJrUYCmPCjKZ4kZIiJN2OfxaXUc8U_MXc_mteylwsGf6U9d3nBwJuHSya3d0EGtTsIzg1MFHrqKGVMZUzO8qDqsZDDqpYQBwT-N4smTKOqxDzGJ9LeTcbYTbnRCJbD_2Jx_EtB2lEnwpJ4G2bAew.Ly#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome true believers to X-Men Horoscopes where each week our host Lodro Rinzler is in conversation with a special guest to discuss the X-Men issue that aligns with a significant month and year from their life and what that issue reveals about their future. Right in time for the movies, Deadpool co-creator + writing legend Fabian Nicieza joins our host Lodro Rinzler for Count Nefaria stealing Washington D.C. He would have gotten away with it too if not for those pesky telepaths. Born in Argentina, Fabian grew up on (and learned English from) X-Men comics so we dive into issue 23, syncing with his arrival in the good old U.S. of A. Count Nefaria has kidnapped the X-Men and is holding Washington D.C. hostage for seventy trazilliom dollars. Also in this episode: what it's like to sell literal millions of comics each month (it was the 90s) Professor X forgets that the telephone exists Alfred Hitchcock has nothing on The Scarecrow in the 60s framing the X-Men was just a thing everyone did the first person to call Professor X a dick on panel - Fabian will kill off Colossus (if he has to) What does any of this mean for Fabian's future? Tune in to find out! Fabian Nicieza has worked for Marvel since 1985 when he started out in the department for Fisher-Price licensed activity books. He moved on to become Marvel's Advertising Manager and then during that time, Fabian also began writing for Marvel on a freelance basis. His first published book was PSI-FORCE #9 in 1987. He then went on to write THE NEW WARRIORS which was simply wonderful. Clearly a glutton for punishment, Fabian also began writing several of Marvel's top-selling X-titles, including X-FORCE, CABLE, DEADPOOL and the company's #1 selling book, X-MEN. These books not only sold millions of copies to gazillions of readers, Fabian also got to star in a series of X-Men Pizza Hut videos. And outside of comics, Fabian has worked with STARLIGHT RUNNER ENTERTAINMENT for 20 years on story world development and franchise management consultation for some of the biggest entertainment companies on some of the biggest properties. He has written two novels including SUBURBAN DICKS which was nominated by the Mystery Writers of America for an Edgar Award. His NEW comic Free Agents is out NOW! You should go pick it up it's a lot of fun. More of Lodro Rinzler's work can be found here and here and you can follow the podcast on Instagram at xmenpanelsdaily where we post X-Men comic panels...daily. Have a question or comment for a future episode? Reach out at xmenhoroscopes.com

Can you have an anarchist community if there's a landlord in it?? Can we suck and fuck our a way to a better world??? Sign up as a supporter at Patreon.com/partygirls to get access to our Discord and a shout out on the pod. Follow us on Instagram: @party.girls.pod Leave us a nice review on Apple podcasts if you feel so inclined :)

Josef Fritzl, an Austrian man, gained notoriety for imprisoning his daughter, Elisabeth Fritzl, in a concealed dungeon beneath his home. In part 2 we are diving deep into Elisabeth's years underground and her finale release. Trigger Warnings: Sexual AbuseRapePedophilia Kidnapping Captivity Fraud Narcissism Fahlohttps://myfahlo.comUse Code: LACIBEAN20Try Javy Today!Affiliate Link:https://snwbl.io/javy-coffee/LACI33468Coupon Code: LACI33468Secrets in the Cellar Book https://amzn.to/4dSvbaT(Affiliate Link)   Deadly Faith PATREON: https://patreon.com/DeadlyFaithPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Resources:National Domestic Violence Hotline 1(800)799-7233 Open 24/7Suicide Hotline Call 988 Open 24/7National Human Trafficking Hotline Open 24/7 1(800) 373-7888 Follow Us On Social Media The PodcastTik Tok @DeadlyFaithPodcastInstagram @DeadlyFaithPodcastLaciTik Tok @Laci_BeanInstagram @Laci__BeanLolaTik Tok @hellotherelolaInstagram @Spellbound_Shears

Society saw Joseph Fritzl as a God fearing man who deeply loved his children but what they didn't know was that his deepest desires were that of nightmares. Trigger Warnings: Sexual AbuseRapePedophilia Kidnapping Captivity Fraud Narcissism Fahlohttps://myfahlo.comUse Code: LACIBEAN20Secrets in the Cellar Book https://amzn.to/4dSvbaT(Affiliate Link)   Deadly Faith PATREON: https://patreon.com/DeadlyFaithPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Resources:National Domestic Violence Hotline 1(800)799-7233 Open 24/7Suicide Hotline Call 988 Open 24/7National Human Trafficking Hotline Open 24/7 1(800) 373-7888 Follow Us On Social Media The PodcastTik Tok @DeadlyFaithPodcastInstagram @DeadlyFaithPodcastLaciTik Tok @Laci_BeanInstagram @Laci__BeanLolaTik Tok @hellotherelolaInstagram @Spellbound_Shears

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As volunteer searchers try to locate all of teen girl Sade Robinson's remains, a gruesome discovery... this time, at a remote, tree-lined stretch of beach along Lake Michigan. Just after 7:30 a.m., someone walking along a South Milwaukee water line discovered an arm and torso. The remains washed ashore about a quarter mile away from a nearby apartment complex. Residents watched as officers carried a body bag down the cliff to recover the body parts. Police have continued their search using a sonar detection boat to scour the lake.   During their investigations, police discovered Maxwell Anderson had a “sex dungeon” in the basement of his West Milwaukee home, according to a law enforcement source. Cops found a ‘sex sling', restraints, and handcuffs. A close friend of Anderson's said that on a visit to Anderson's home last year, he noticed a large hole in the ground about 5 feet long by 6 feet deep. Anderson said he was working on an underground basement, despite having a large basement in the home already. Neighbors say the basement in the home had small windows that were always covered, so you could not see inside.     Police also found gas cans in the garage, and blood in several areas, including on bedding and the wall of a stairwell leading to the basement. After initial DNA tests, an amended probable cause affidavit reveals the blood is not Sade Robinson's.  Joining Nancy Grace Today: Dr. Jorey Krawczyn – Police Psychologist, Adjunct Faculty with Saint Leo University; Research Consultant with Blue Wall Institute, Author: Operation S.O.S. – Practical Recommendations to Help “Stop Officer Suicide”  Keith Cormican - Underwater Search and Recovery Expert.  Director, Bruces Legacy.  Searching for Sade in bodies of water. EMAIL: keith@bruceslegacy.com  Eric Faddis – Partner at Varner Faddis Elite Legal, Former Felony Prosecutor and Current Criminal Defense and Civil Litigation Attorney; Instagram: @e_fad @varnerfaddis; TikTok: @varnerfaddis Dr. Eric Eason – Board-certified Forensic Pathologist, Consultant; Instagram: @eric_a_eason, Facebook: Eric August Eason, LinkedIn: Eric Eason, MD  Aaron Maybin- Anchor/Reporter, Fox 6, Milwaukee (WITI); Instagram @a.maybin,  FB https://www.facebook.com/AaronMaybinTV/    Sydney Sumner - CrimeOnline Investigative Reporter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Join me for an eye-opening discussion as I sit down with Mistress Shayla Lange, the owner of New York's largest female-owned dungeon, to delve into the intriguing world of BDSM and professional domination. In this episode, we explore the inner workings of these mysterious spaces. Shayla provides fascinating insights into what her dungeon looks like, what happens during sessions, and the diverse range of requests clients make. But that's not all – we dive deeper into the nuances of BDSM, discussing common times that dungeons are booked, as well as the ingenious use of mundane objects for inflicting pain. Shayla also sheds light on the taboo topic of water sports and offers invaluable advice for aspiring pro dommes. Tune in for a captivating conversation that demystifies BDSM, reveals the secrets of dungeon life, and provides practical tips for those looking to explore or enter the world of professional domination.

In today's episode, Elle and Vee bring back two sexy friends to play WHOREible Life the game! Leia (@vibrantbyleia) from Episode 41: Transformational Experiences in ENM and Episode 42: Sexual Somatic Healing and Sasha Silver (@Sashasilverxo) from Episode 54: From Cam Girl to Dominatrix.With Leia, the way we played the game was by answering “Done It, Fantasy, No Thank you” and with Sasha, we had to guess if the person who drew the card had done it or not.Plan B use in college and IUDs. (2:28)Have you ever had a sugar daddy or sugar mommy and seeking.com discussed.  (07:29)Orgasm control, edging, cumming on demand.  (12:50)Impact play with a crop.  (20:37)Dominatrix Masterclass details shared. (22:13)Been choked during sex, passing out, fingerprint marks, where pressure is applied and hand placement on the neck/chest. (28:06)Using WHOREibe Life the game for tips on chaturbate. (36:05)Massage with a happy ending and surprise rub and tug experience. (37:13)Received foot worship and toe sucking and double dom experience shared. (43:23)Sex dungeon experiences shared. (49:34)Not being a voyeur creep in the sex cub and double standard of women watching others. (55:32)Support the showInstagram: @girlsgonedeeppod Contact: girlsgonedeep@gmail.comWHOREible Life: Get 10% off your deck with code GONEDEEP at whoreiblelife.com Instagram: @wlthegameWoo More Play Affiliate Link: Support us while you shop!

Hey pervs! Our sponsors at www.edenfantasys.com asked us to help them guide their customers on the most needed items for a sex dungeon. Of course we're most happy to oblige! Also... A question about changes in desire, Angelina Jolie's best sex ever, didn't involve sex... New toys that are leaving women unable to feel their face they're so good! How sex makes you better at work, foods that help you last longer, pressing on her stomach is ecstasy! Plus, this week's Naughty News, So... You're A Swinger... and, your kinky confessions! We're online at www.TurnedOnPodcast.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/sueandjohn/message

If you haven't seen Miley at The Grammy's, SEE HER. She's right up their amongst the topics this week. Plus, a spy pigeon, some donuts and some sweaty leaves. If you'd like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.comPlease review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com/For more information about Joanne's gigs, visit: www.joannemcnally.comThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Thank you!

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to dig through a serious collection of kink gear from an eccentrically minded person? This week we get access to a dungeon that has been abandoned and while that sounds like fun, what happens when you gotta declutter and dig through all the garbage to find the good?! It was quit an adventure about how to take apart a sex room!— MANSCAPEED: Check out the new Beard Hedger and enjoy this special 20% off with code WATTS20 ~ at http://www.manscaped.com! —- Watts Socials -Discord: https://discord.gg/bxqDQVcKH7 Amps Linktree: https://linktr.ee/pupamp Kristofer Linktree: https://linktr.ee/mrkristofer SAFEWORD MERCH: http://www.safewordshop.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/wattsthesafeword Watts Your Safeword Podcast:Itunes: http://apple.co/2QkMDwk Spotify: http://spoti.fi/2QjPNjL Twitters:http://twitter.com/WattsTheSafewrd http://twitter.com/PupAmp http://twitter.com/kristoferweston Instagrams:https://instagram.com/PupAmp/ https://instagram.com/mrkristoferweston https://instagram.com/wattsthesafeword Facebook: http://ow.ly/Z5nvM Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/WattsTheSafeword Opening by the magical Aethernaut https://aethernaut.bandcamp.com Music by Joakim Karud http://youtube.com/joakimkarud

A church worker calls in as she prepares to go to a BDSM kink party, a caller talks through a prostitute addiction that's caused trouble in his relationships, and I talk to Elon Musk for 5 seconds.  Then later we end with an IRL segment in Lisbon Portugal with two skateboarders who talk about their dreams and their thoughts on America. I am on tour right now and the shows have been really fun. You should come. Tickets to Therapy Gecko Live are on sale now in cities around the US, Australia, and Canada. Get them here before they sell out: https://therapygeckotour.com/ Don't stare at strangers. Unless they're really cool looking. I am a gecko. More gecko stuff here: https://linktr.ee/lyleforever

Katherine Dudas and Lizzy Pace (HBO LAX, Juniper, Game of Roses) join the show to discuss a friendship faux pas, finding your boyfriends loveletter to someone else, and how to escape from grandmas house with a box full of sex toys without her knowing.  CHECK OUT HBO LAX  Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN            - Exclusive weekly episodes & ad free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Gary experiences the worst escape room in Britain, Booray deals with out of budget clients. The fellas discuss scam emails and comics that are wired into our brains. In photography news, Midjourney's 5th iteration, a US Copyright Ruling with a RBG portrait, China creates an A.I. generated news anchor,  Shutterfest is the first week of April, and Epson cameras??ShutterfestGary's Youtube - AI HeadshotsSave 50% on your first year with 17 Hats using the code "photobomb" at checkout just go to www.17hats.comCheck out Gary's YouTube channel HERE.Check out Booray's YouTube channel HERE.Join our Facebook Group, the Bombardiers Lounge

Our trip to a sex dungeonJoin us as we sip wine & tell the story of how Meg surprised Jacob with a trip to a sex dungeon at 10am on a Thursday. Note: This episode is intense. NSFW and definitely not suitable for little ears. You've been warned ;) Get ready for a play by play of Jacob's experience being dominated + all that arose for him along the way.We explore…Creating safety in spontaneityBringing your sexual energy out in the daytimeHow to hold space for your partner to surrender and lose controlConfronting your fears and edgesManaging expectations in the bedroomCommunication and trust as the pathway to epic sexual experiencesGetting out of your head and releasing judgement of yourselfThe dark masculine & dark feminine energiesMoving through shameAnd so much more!LINKS:Come say hi on Instagram - Meg: @the.meg.o Jacob: @thejacoboneill Join the Full Spectrum Woman here.Buy a ticket to The Gathering of Men  here. 

"The Warden" Matt Ridder and Vince "Daddy" Delgado have a weekly discussion about the WWE, AEW, and pro wrestling in general.

On this episode we talk about Elon Musk and twitter should we bring slavery back and dating shows

If you're new to kink or want to spice things up in the bedroom, this is the episode for you. This week we're joined by pleasure coach, Sir Marvelous to talk all things from intimacy to pleasurable pain, submission, and much more. We take a deep dive into the misconceptions surrounding dominant/submissive relationships and the way the media has portrayed these relationships and interactions. Rather than looking at BDSM as a form of control and degradation, Sir Marvelous approaches it from a place of sensuality and intimacy to bring pleasure and satisfaction to both parties. We also get into how Sir's relationship with his sub/life partner works. He describes himself to be a “cuckold,” someone who enjoyed watching their partner pleasure and be pleasured by others. Ladies and gents, can you see yourself watching your partner receive pleasure from someone else? How much trust does this entail? Don't be shy to let us know your thoughts on this topics and perhaps share some experiences if you have any

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In another two part extravaganza, Davey G. and the regular crew discuss a variety of issues. The women of Blindsided will then be discussing them in next week's episode. We do tons of fun facts, some wbout empty nesting and some by Barry that might make you never want kids. Who outpizzas the hut? We get saucy and discuss what would happen if your spouse magically turned young.  Rate, review, and subscribe. Email us your thoughts and suggestions at GetBlindsidedpod@gmail.com and if you want to be a guest on a future episode, let us know.

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I don't know what I expected when we went downstairs, but not the fully equipped dungeon they had arranged in the basement! Hanging neatly on one wall was every conceivable bondage and discipline device. Whips, paddles, crops, gags, hoods, restraints—each was ready to fulfill whatever fantasy was required. Hopefully we bring a little joy to those of you who prefer aural stories to the written word. If you liked this story, please subscribe to the podcast.

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Show Notes: https://wetflyswing.com/347 Presented By: Bearvault, Stonefly Nets, Togens Fly Shop, Dette Flies Sponsors: https://wetflyswing.com/sponsors Tommy Lynch, the fish whisperer and one of the gurus of the streamer game, brings his A-game today. We discover why the baro above all variables seems to be one of the important things that he looks at - how to read water and where to put your fly. We also find out the difference in technique between fishing in clean and muddy waters. Ever since Kelly Galloup gave a shout-out to Tommy in episode 52, I've been counting the days to make this episode happen. Now the time has come. This is definitely going to scratch your itch for technical fly fishing. Lots of tips and tricks here.  Show Notes with Tommy Lynch 08:10 - Tommy lives between Baldwin and Lexington Michigan in a town called Branch - there are about 100 trout streams within 100 miles of where he lives 09:40 - Steelhead in the Fall is pretty strong where 11:10 - Tommy describes how mousing under a full moon is like 13:00 - We talk about his original fly pattern, the Drunk & Disorderly 20:20 - Tommy talks about the "small water big fly streamers stuff" that he's been doing in the last 6 years 22:00 - Black flies work better on muddy waters and olive work great on clear waters 28:00 - Tommy uses Airflo lines 29:00 - Tommy states that "euro nymphing is a deadly terribly productive way to catch a fish on a fly and a poor way to learn how to fly fish" and he explains why 51:00 - Putting eyes on flies makes the trout want to bite the fly head first 57:15 - Tommy fished with Sex Dungeon a lot - a Kelly Galloup pattern. He used started with Stripped Leeches and Zoo Cougar for articulated flies 1:12:10 - He loves to taper down his leader 1:15:05 - For tippet, he uses 0-X when fishing the drunk 1:16:54 - Tommy is a Sage man through and through 1:29:00 - Tommy talks about how people make it to the black list 1:33:25 - The key to a successful day on the water is.. "bring some faith" 1:37:22 - Tommy describes the difference between a fisherman and an angler 1:44:30 - FullingMill.com is where you can get Tommy's flies Show Notes: https://wetflyswing.com/347

Neuentdeckungen führen uns auf die Spuren von Andis Sex Dungeon und Mikkel erzählt von unangenehmen Begegnungen auf dem Deichbrand Festival. Außerdem berichtet unser DDD-Türkeikorrespondent Lucifer von seinem Besuch bei Bugün.

Rachel talks about her move to Austin, big ass mirror, breaking a toe, sex rooms and more

After a heatwave break, we dive straight in by admiring Paul's pearl necklace, and it's downhill from there as we contemplate the craziness of the world right now before discussing Monkeypox, Eyeball Gas Bubbles, Sex Robots and wishing our favourite buddhist Nick a happy birthday. It's good to be back! And we have questions: - Would you have cybernetic implants or accept the inevitability of a decaying old body? - What kind of Virtual Reality Sex Dungeon would you sell your digital self to? - Do we know when to step away from p0*nHub if it gets unhealthy? Remember: Sex is a spectrum. Support the London LGBTQ+ Community Centre at https://londonlgbtqcentre.org/ You can be part of the House of HOPECAST by following us on all the socials @HOPECASTPODCAST and visiting our website at hopecastpodcast.com If you like what we do, please rate and review us. Anything less than five stars is homophobic. DO IT! Follow the HOPECAST Hosts on Instagram: Paul @DrPaulTaylorPitt Yassir @Untangle_The_Tangle Anders @anderscreative Oliver @amarisvitae Nick @evolving_minds_uk Matthew @EllaVeryde Our artwork is by tin foil hat wearer @anderscreative HOPECAST is the queer podcast for everyone, brought to you by the Homos Of Planet Earth. We talk about issues of spirituality, sexuality, wellness and queerness. This episode uploaded with a wish of love for Nick.

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so we got cronenberg 0:35 body [ __ ] maestro lars von trier 0:40 different type of body horror body horror for sure [ __ ] and then rob zombie just 0:46 horror i just know you hate him and i thought it'd be a fun little addendum don't hate rob zombie no he rob zombie 0:52 movie his films are not my favorite i am a fan of horror very much so 0:59 and i have been so let down for the most part by rob zombie films uh 1:04 yeah that it's like rob and now he's doing the monsters 1:09 i know i know i think that's what i heard you ranting about the other day i mean you rant about rob zombie with some 1:15 frequency especially when there's any alcohol involved um not wrong 1:20 you're not wrong in that tone that you said rob is not your usual tone 1:28 that was much more like to a lovable scamp yeah i believe on one of one of the 1:34 episodes of something recently i was bitching about his halloween remakes and how disappointed i was in uh house of 1:40 thousand corpses and some of those other films but this is a crossover episode yeah this is crossover this is uh this 1:46 crossover with i think it was gui that we were talking about yeah so haven't listened to that one yet apparently 1:51 because i brought it up anyway uh cronenberg's got a new film coming out that looks incredible and it looks like a return back to his body horror uh 1:59 beginnings a little bit as much as i love history of violence and eastern promises they're more of like thriller 2:05 dramas and very good but uh not not that body horror kind of thing so i'm just going to take 2:11 cronenberg as that body horror version of cronenberg that was what i had in mind yeah yeah yeah for sure and then lars von trier okay so the problem that 2:18 i'm running into is that if kill feels like appropriate for rob zombie yeah but 2:24 that means i would have to [ __ ] or marry lars von trier yeah and see even with the body horror stuff the [ __ ] or mary 2:30 for cronenberg is still just like okay it's into some stuff that makes me feel like a little bit weird uh in bed 2:36 but yeah i can like appreciate where he's coming from with it you know it's like when you're asked to do a thing that you're really not into in bed 2:43 yeah you know your partner's really into it can i please turn into like a multi-person 2:49 throbbing muscle of a creature and then you just [ __ ] the holes i'd be like all right 2:55 cronenberg because you said so nicely and i know it's something you want you're like i should do it once before i 3:02 die you know like i should [ __ ] the throbbing muscle green shirt i should i should put my dick in this veiny 3:09 throbbing like glistening mess of uh of a person your grandchildren 3:15 will be so impressed with you they'll think you're cool forever definitely like do you know that uh your 3:22 grandfather once put his dick in some cronenberg holes and they're like really 3:28 yeah yay grandpa's cool 3:34 that's the that's the line that makes me go grandpa's [ __ ] cronenberg i think finally 3:40 so i i mean [ __ ] lars von trier that's a different level of like not being okay with the thing that your 3:45 partner's into like he's into some stuff that's like not okay not at all okay like he knows 3:52 like he can only come if he like picks up your dog and throws it against the wall as he climaxes like it's something 3:58 truly upsetting on a different level like viscerally that's too real yeah 4:06 he's the guy that you like don't realize what he's like he just seems kind of like forlorn you know on your first date 4:12 and then you take him home and you're having sex and he's like cut off my pinky you're like what 4:18 no do it he hands you like the cigar cutters he just hands you like a [ __ ] butter 4:24 knife or something to like saw through it you look over and there's just a table 4:31 with just assorted pinkies you're like okay well he has his so 4:36 what happens after i cut off his pinky then you realize that you're at his house which is not where i had it going 4:43 so that's so much worse you do not want to be a pinky guy's house like you're you're 4:50 starting off really light for lars von trier where you're just like slapping him in the ass with like a leather belt 4:56 yeah like welting him pretty good and you're like okay this this is doable this isn't too bad it's not really my 5:02 thing maybe but then you just hear a baby crying oh and you're like like a haunting like echoey baby cry from 5:09 somewhere in the house the dead baby for sure you know in your heart it's a ghost baby that's haunting the 5:15 halls that is such a boner killer let me tell you every time every every time every time 5:22 it never works not a good time casper get out of here i'm trying to come 5:31 and casper's like okay okay okay make you guys a sandwich like thank 5:37 you casper trying to [ __ ] lars von trier here he's like i don't know the cronenberg 5:44 was into it when you're [ __ ] the glistening halls this conversation 5:49 i don't know what i expected it to be but it's it's that i think 5:56 lars von true screams shia labeouf when he comes 100 definitely does he's 6:01 definitely picturing shia at all times he got really turned on by actual cannibal 6:08 shia labeouf absurdly he got into that and then realized that 6:13 that was just a joke and it was so sad but then he started getting weirdly obsessed with army hammer 6:18 he's like that's the real cannibal in the room but in between that time after he realized that the actual cannibal 6:24 thing was fake that's when he wrote melancholia because he was like the world may as 6:29 well [ __ ] in yeah my dreams are dead so the world should be too 6:35 i feel like that's definitely his vibe okay only because you pulled lars von trier into it i think that gave 6:43 rob zombie a pass i think so i don't think now that i think about it yeah he's not gonna die because you know what like even though i'm not a fan of his 6:48 films like that seems like it would be like ridden hard and put away wet [ __ ] situation for rob zombie like so 6:55 you're gonna marry cronenberg i think i'm gonna marry cronenberg i respect his vision and i support him 7:01 and i would be his cheerleader through his life of filmmaking so i feel like that's 7:07 something that's important in a partnership and that's a lot of time to peer into that mind hole i'm telling you that much 7:14 but the other option is to like quietly support rob zombie doing the monsters 7:19 movie and i can't do that but what if you could influence it's rob like i'm coming in late in this 7:25 game like it's not like i it's like the first album of uh white zombie is about to come out and we meet and then like a 7:32 meat cute out it's like sex dungeon those are the cutest of those gifts 7:37 and he's like i want to slam in the back of my dracula with you and i'm like oh honey 7:45 hey don't sell yourself short i think that you could really still have an impact you're a stand-up guy 7:51 you're a swell fella he's trying to like make his his ex now 7:57 uh in in the monsters movie oh really yeah or sherry moon like 8:02 they're still together but they would have to be broken up if i was oh right right sure with mr uh robert zombie 8:09 you brought in his government name robert aloysius zombie is his uh is this 8:16 christian name baptismal name actually it's zombae 8:22 like the cranberry yeah it's an irish last name traditional irish last name i'm really 8:28 really really resisting the urge to go straight into it just go do the whole thing 8:39 which is actually how he promised oh no oh oh 8:45 la the last part goes on too long 8:54 robert and i would have a tryst i have regret yeah 9:01 uh rob phthalomu uh aloysius the last [ __ ] marry kill was the mug 9:08 and i really had no [ __ ] forethought going into this i was just like head empty just vibes with my [ __ ] mary 9:16 killed not realizing that it was gonna turn into like the most upsetting conversation on this stupid show you 9:22 chose body horror guy unapologetic sex pervert and the hot topic guy i sure did as the 9:30 uh as the choices here i'm not a smart person there's somebody screaming at me right now for calling rob zombie the hot 9:36 topic guy well it's called deeply upsetting [ __ ] check the title 9:43 so yeah i'm gonna [ __ ] rob zombie okay uh i'm gonna marry kronenberg i believe in his vision i would be a good support 9:50 system for him in the making of his future films and uh lars von trier's gotta go i agree i 9:57 think no matter what large frontrier has to die i think i would probably swap my roles in the other two but no matter 10:02 what like i'm taking down large foreign i feel like there's got to be some good that comes into the world from 10:08 that he's not giving off good vibes that's the thing is either he is even darker than people think he is 10:15 and he's got some [ __ ] up at least 10 children locked up in his dungeon yep 10:21 something along those lines where people were like [ __ ] okay i thought six tops but ten wow um 10:27 or it's the polar opposite where he's so edgy with filmmaking that he's the most boring [ __ ] person in the entire 10:34 world that's very true it is one way of the other yeah ten i lost fifty dollars in my office betting pool 10:41 i don't think he's boring i think it's probably the other way unfortunately yeah so his death is really 10:48 a treat for us all right so you would you would flip you'd uh you 10:54 we're both killing von trier but you're getting a merry rob zombie i think so 10:59 i think so i just don't feel like my mind is up to the task of 11:06 like having an intimate view into cronenberg's mind at all times i just don't feel like i'm there 11:12 i don't have the fortitude the problem is though that you legally have to change your middle name to moon if you 11:17 marry rob zombie so you'd be like amy moon zombie that's 11:23 okay yeah that's pretty good like i said that as a negative yeah 11:28 that is very cool the problem with this car is it goes to zero to 60 faster than any other car oh 11:34 okay i guess i'm gonna get it i don't know why you said it like that i think the 11:40 problem is that with the name amy moon zombie people would really expect me to be not the person that i am you know if 11:47 it's like amy moon zombie is coming and i show up wearing a [ __ ] tony collette t-shirt just be like hi 11:54 everybody and cuffed bisexual jeans people are going to be like who is this being like girl that whole outfit is a 12:01 mood and they're like amy moon zombie yep speaking here hello 12:07 friends that is unfortunately what i'm like in real life i mean i forget sometimes that 12:13 the listeners don't know what i'm like in real life and it's overly earnest 12:19 i'm definitely not pulling off the moon zombie name my kids would be embarrassed of me that 12:25 would be honestly that's something out of a movie or a sitcom where there's like the brooding dark artist 12:31 unfortunately a white guy with dreadlocks and definitely just looks even if he's very 12:36 clean and smells good looks dirty all the time yep and then there's the his partner who you would think 12:43 is of the same lines and it's just this bubbly like friendly happy just very warm 12:49 person that's me amy moon zombie [Laughter] 12:57 i feel like every time i would enter a room people would be like well this is deeply upsetting 13:18 welcome back to deeply upsetting i'm amy bogart i'm mike the hobbit and we your hosts on this show will answer 13:25 the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries yes we've got no expertise but baby we're 13:31 here the expertise is what we have in our hearts yep which is apparently very 13:38 discriminated and limited the way that this show works is that we 13:44 need your questions we will answer them on the show and you can give them to us in a bunch of different ways we're on 13:50 social media ever heard of it um you're getting like mean right off the 13:55 bat like social media um you may not know about it it's kind of new it's pretty cool 14:01 it's time for my hipster era i think but it's like so misguided hipster area where i'm like 14:07 have you guys heard about facebook it's cool we need to be the hipster podcast where we just mention 14:14 uh social media pages that nobody uses like have you heard of friendster friendster's coming back in a big way 14:20 you're gonna only find us on friendster i wish we were only on friendster 14:25 and you can listen to the music from the show on napster 14:30 download it on limewire we're doing a uh live streaming episode on myspace later 14:36 this month definitely tom's going to be tom is actually going to be there so is justin timberlake didn't he buy 14:42 myspace oh i think he did yeah why did he do that because he was in the social network and he's like i can do this too 14:48 except he has no understanding of the environment of social media at all so he's like my space is free right like 14:55 he's like not free it's dollars you can space for eighteen dollars like that 15:00 sounds like a deal to me it was like jesse eisenberg you wanna get in on this nine dollars and jesse was like no 15:07 no just like that walked away anywho 15:14 if you use these newfangled social medias we are on facebook and twitter at 15:19 deeply upsetting you can send us an electronic mail geeksundertheinfluence 15:24 gmail.com put deeply upsetting in the subject line if you don't know how to do that call your mom and ask her i'm sure 15:31 she'll know yeah cause that's usually how it works that the parent tells the kid how to use electronic mail 15:36 electronic mail she watched you've got mail 15 times just put in your 500 hours of free aol 15:43 disk exactly and set up an email account but today actually you my friend are 15:50 posing the question yes i am this is uh relating to recent events where i was told i have a charming smile 15:57 on a social media app which one though uh will that will come into play as we 16:02 go through the rigmarole of this question excuse me so the question is is that there's so many different ways to 16:07 get in touch with people nowadays different types of that's social media as the kids say apparently 16:14 and if you're gonna jump into someone's dms 16:19 you've got to kind of frame it based on the social app that you're using to uh message a stranger definitely and berate 16:26 them with uh with unwanted unwanted affection and attention yes uh so the question is is 16:33 that if you were to jump into them dms on on different social apps based on the 16:39 social app what would be your your pickup line jesus i have no experience jumping into 16:46 anyone's dms for literally anything i am actually like an old lady when it comes 16:52 to social media i don't use it properly and i've never jumped into anyone's dms so this should 16:58 be pretty fun i don't think i no i have jumped into well not a stranger i've not jumped in 17:04 any dms of anybody that i don't hadn't previously met um uh the jumping into dms of people that i hadn't met before 17:11 it's definitely that got that like middle school will you go out with me energy and not just like do you want to 17:17 see my dick energy that's for the best it's it's mostly the um yeah no i like 17:22 that thing too and then talk for like 40 minutes very casually uh about just random stuff that we both like and then 17:28 being like so if you wanted to get a drink then maybe that would be cool if you wanted to not a big deal if you don't 17:35 you're writing five paragraph essays in the dm there's a thesis statement and like 17:41 supporting paragraphs make sure sure to indent my paragraphs 17:47 there's citations i got footnotes they're like i didn't even know you 17:53 could do footnotes and messengers like i looked it up i looked at nature mla didn't feel right 17:59 apa felt cheap nobody uses chicago style how did you get this double spaced 18:06 hit alt return is this notarized 18:11 the dm is you them and a notary public when i send a message there's a there's 18:18 a message that comes back saying it has been received by the recipient yep is there some sort of like a legal 18:24 dating app because this is how that would go yeah totally some sort of like lawyers only so facebook that is 18:31 predominantly where a lot of people jump into dms and that's the the classic uh 18:36 you're hot you look boobs you have boobs look at the boobs that you have and 18:42 then i think i've gotten that exact message actually probably and then and and please tell me if i'm off base here 18:48 okay at any point uh then the woman says oh thank you that's really sweet but i'm 18:53 not interested to which the response is uh you're an ugly [ __ ] and i didn't want to [ __ ] you anyway that's a hundred 18:59 percent true okay cool cool making sure that that's the normal uh very reasonable totally normal 19:06 totally normal not psychotic not maybe a little bit of like a god complex type of 19:11 situation i don't know i don't know i'm not a therapist or anything okay so so since that's just so gauche at this 19:18 point i mean yeah i know it's gonna work it's so tired there's no challenge to me if i know it's gonna work right of just like let 19:25 me see them boobs no that's gonna work so i would probably come in 19:30 uh with something along the lines of uh have you heard my podcast i think he's the leading one 19:37 that's hot nothing's hotter than a podcaster that's really true i mean clearly guitarists have been bitching 19:43 for the last like 10 years about how how all their thunder's being stolen by by uh chubby bearded men that have a 19:50 take on the dark knight that's really where they're like where are the [ __ ] 19:55 it's like oh no they're at pod magic con or something they're sitting in the car outside of the club 20:02 where we're playing listening on spotify to a chubby bearded man being like you 20:08 know what like the new joker with joaquin phoenix was good but i just think don't think that anything comes 20:13 close to the dark knight and his friend being like [ __ ] you no man joaquin did it man 20:18 joaquin changed my life that dude's method the guitarist just like walks out and he does like an 20:24 in-person facebook uh dump where he just knocks on the window and pulls the stick out like yeah 20:30 no no shh podcast pointing at their ears like it's not blasting from their speakers 20:38 nothing cooler actually i'm sure you've experienced this then when you pull up to somebody at a light and you realize 20:45 that you are fully blasting your podcast and it's always something that's the 20:50 most boring part of the thing that like there's it sounds like a hot take and 20:55 it's not a hot take you know what andrew garfield not the greatest peter parker but he was a 21:01 pretty good spider-man everybody other cars like yeah no everybody thinks that i don't know why 21:06 they said it like that was a hot [ __ ] take oh my god i mean i listen to dorkier [ __ ] than 21:12 that though like i feel like i roll up to the light and it's like but what was 21:17 sondheim's greatest work we'll never know there's too many options and i'm just 21:23 sitting in my car like clearly the screaming me listening like invisibilia and it's like the thing is 21:29 about a butterfly is that it turns into a mush when it's in the cocoon and nobody knows how it reforms it's a scientific marvel 21:36 where i'm living my white woman stereotype life when i pull up to the light and it's like her teeth were 21:43 removed her skin was peeled back there fortunately has been a shift 21:50 in the world as far as like you know uh believing women and and making more room for women to have a voice in the 21:56 conversation of the of the zeitgeist and yeah and moving up in in business and that's [ __ ] rad um especially because 22:04 the amount of true crime podcasts that women listen to suggest that if it wasn't going a little bit better that 22:11 way things would take a very dark turn honestly intrigued by that timeline 22:16 though am i glad that women are starting to get things yes 22:22 is it happening quick enough that we shouldn't maybe just like inch into the true crying timeline no 22:29 just a little murder just a smidge a smidge of murder i think okay i think 22:35 women deserve a little murder as a treat they've been through so much the glass 22:41 ceiling is still there there's like you know rape kits sitting in the police 22:47 departments for the last 20 years and i mean we could have a little murder if you're gonna smash the glass ceiling why 22:52 not take one of those shards and maybe murder a little oh imagine 22:58 murdering with the glass ceiling would just be so like chefs there's such an art artistic and 23:05 like almost ironic uh murder situation there i love it we 23:10 deserve how did we get here uh i think from facebook dms 23:16 yep from facebook murder started well because clearly your pickup line was good enough that it started this 23:22 incredible conversation that started a love connection for the ages how are you love connecting on facebook on facebook 23:30 um i think okay i think a good facebook dm is kind of like a grandma posting a 23:37 status where they're just like searching for stuff right and so i think that my 23:44 my best move is typing into a dm as if i'm searching for stuff so it says like 23:50 bra to fit my big honkin boobs don't fit in any bras 23:56 um vagina too wet question mark 24:04 happy birthday susan that's it tell me you wouldn't respond 24:10 orgasm only from small penises i hate receiving oral 24:16 help love to give oral 24:24 you know as much as i was joking about mine that would so [ __ ] work i know 24:30 like the bar as you put it is in hell yeah that's my catchphrase so you could just put like boobs question mark and 24:37 that would be another that would be yeah let me see yeah what and then you'd have six weeks 24:42 if you'd never responded against six weeks of just like yeah boo are boobs here yet what's going on with the boobs 24:47 and then just a dancer then a dick and then no boobs uh you're you're a tease 24:54 uh and then just then another couple weeks of just hate the most hateful cool stuff and then after that please let me 25:00 see your boobs it's begging and then five years later i'm about to get engaged 25:07 how are your boobs doing and that's when i respond and then we 25:12 fall in love playing the long game i like it that's what i'm here for i need to sew my oats 25:18 but i want to start like sewing them quietly first putting in my little seedlings you got 25:24 to do some gardening first to prepare for the seeds that you're planting exactly in the meantime 25:31 that's my strategy okay what about twitter twitter twitter i feel like even with the dms 25:37 don't have the same uh limits to the amount of typing that you're doing you don't want to shift 25:44 gears too much you know you want people are used to on twitter it being short and sweet so the message should also be short and 25:50 sweet not quite as short and sweet as say boobs question mark right um i think 25:56 maybe you can like at things in the dm like like at ky like at the at the different 26:02 sex toy companies that you want to incorporate into the uh the sex yep that you're you're planning 26:08 with this uh stranger that has never heard of you before um maybe a couple hashtags oh yeah 26:14 hashtags are so sexy they're like [ __ ] a turn on like don't look at me when i come 26:23 hashtag cry after i'm just gonna put hashtag lovemaking that's it 26:31 pull in some old hashtags like pumps and the bumps which is a under appreciation an 26:37 mc hammer jam well yeah that's a good one for sure hashtag peaches and cream [Laughter] 26:43 get into that and then also just to get the algorithm working in your favor um 26:49 do you like the snickers hashtag or like you're not you and you're hungry oh i thought you were gonna say dick vayne 26:55 dick dick vayne for sure hashtag dick vayne really gets the party started 27:00 or you could go like classic pickup line style and be like my tweets have to be brief but nothing 27:07 else does my followers are going down and so do i 27:17 and then it's like i got cancelled oh no how did that happen 27:23 i didn't realize there was this whole thing called a screen shot oh i meant the reason for the followers 27:29 going down then you have to expose yourself for why you got cancelled because you realize 27:34 that that first message is going to lead into some questions but also not knowing how to dm and 27:41 actually just putting that on your own twitter page 27:46 that would be amazing i find it funny with twitter as i i know a couple people and one of which i know 27:53 in real life that doesn't realize that the things that they comment on and like on twitter it tells their friends 28:01 what they like and comment on on twitter so i i do have a friend that like honestly if i brought up they'd be like 28:06 okay cool what'd you think of the porn that i was watching comments on porn star pages all the time 28:12 this is all the time likes and and like yeah that's a great butthole wait do you remember the best day of all time on 28:18 twitter were you on twitter for this because it was the greatest day in the world and it was that time that ted cruz 28:24 liked to porn tweet on 9 11. oh no i forgot about that yeah and it 28:30 was like the lamest porn tweet of all time like it wasn't even sexy 28:37 but it was so good it was so good i just want to make it clear that my friend i'm talking 28:43 about is not in fact ted cruz why are you such close friends with ted cruz it's uh he gets beard advice from 28:50 me he never takes it but no he actually heard our last episode where we just roasted the ever living [ __ ] out 28:56 of ted cruz for 30 minutes and was like i want to change my ways will you guys adopt me into your friendship and now 29:03 we're all friends speaking of uh starting next episode it's going to be a three-person panel of uh answering 29:09 questions the two of us and ted cruz oh we're fully lying i can't even keep this up 29:15 this disgusts me i can't deal with it i mean really living up to the name of deeply upsettingly upsetting the idea that 29:22 we're friends with ted cruz your twitter you would uh 29:27 use the hashtags the sexy hashtags or no i'm doing the sexy pickup line about 29:33 twitter jokes twitter jokes yeah twitter joke pickup line or i've got there's got to be like an elon musk joke in here 29:39 where it's like elon musk just bought twitter so i guess it's time for you and me to make our own 29:46 aex 1 through 12 whatever his stupid baby's name is 29:51 let's make a robot baby have they released the name of the second baby 29:56 you've said it like like a kanye record that's about to drop have they released the name of the new 30:01 the new baby that's about to drop i want to know what the next baby is called the first one 30:06 really [ __ ] up my world it's called gina carano got railroaded i think it's 30:12 yeah just elon going full in with this twitter kind of thing that's too much 30:17 okay i know that it's like kind of a defunct platform at this point because they took away the porn but what about 30:23 tumblr tumblr tumblr is just dicks i mean like not anymore 30:29 oh that's right you can't do dicks anymore that's why nobody uses tumblr anymore that's such a shame i really 30:34 never mind [ __ ] tumblr yeah we're just ignoring it there's sticks literally everywhere else on the internet 30:39 but tumblr's like now we're not gonna do dicks we are known for the people with dicks yep and we're not gonna do dicks 30:45 anymore twitter really did go through some from something that you could scroll in public to something that you 30:50 cannot scroll through public anymore that's the funny thing about clicking on a thing that a friend 30:56 liked or something like because they have an interesting handle like so-and-so's 31:01 tweet you're like oh what is this and it's just like a woman squirting and you're like at the dmv holding your 31:06 phone out so anybody behind you can watch you just looking at squirting videos like okay 31:11 also it's become so prevalent that i feel like half the time that i see 31:16 something that's like talking about a viral tweet it turns out that the viral tweet is some sort of incredibly 31:22 upsetting porn like the most recent one was like i saw a tweet that was like guys please stop posting the sand video 31:29 i don't want to see it anymore and i was like oh no what's the sand video i did 31:34 not seek it out i promise i didn't seek it out but then i saw it like two tweets later and then i saw so much of the sand 31:41 video which is where a guy basically had i mean like a pound of sand in his butthole and it just poured out for like 31:48 three straight minutes of twitter of twitter time was there at least like where it was pouring out and then 31:54 stopped and then there was like a a dust fart and then it after a long time yeah okay but then it just kept on going the 32:01 dust fart the idea of a dust fart is very funny to me but it wasn't like dust it was sand sand 32:08 not kind of we'll watch it later okay cool looking forward to it sand is so scrapey 32:14 sand is scraping there was a metric [ __ ] ton of sand in that guy's butt 32:20 we're in a post-goatsy world like sand is not the worst thing that we've seen on the internet i'm not trying to 32:26 king shane but like if you happen to be the person that did that and you're listening to this which honestly there's 32:31 an opportunity for that that venn diagram does overlap it does yeah are you okay 32:37 is your butthole okay did you just like really high power douche it out after that because like what 32:44 happened in there i have so many questions and the saddest thing is i have had this conversation with someone 32:51 else in person before today where we were both just like deeply concerned about this person's 32:58 colon health and etc see that is the kind of energy that we need on twitter more is that yeah okay it's weird not 33:05 necessarily into it but the humanity of it all is more important than like demonizing a person it's like sadie 33:11 butthole ah i don't get it but like are you okay right instead of like oh so [ __ ] up a 33:17 [ __ ] what a bit is what you know whatever [ __ ] it's just first off did you have to seek medical attention 33:24 exactly do you have enough gauze yes we're never kink shaming we are just doing our due diligence as humans and 33:31 asking if you're okay after doing that freak [ __ ] that you just did i i love that energy i feel like that energy 33:38 needs to be more prevalent it's accepting mom energy and it's really how i like to live my life 33:44 speaking of accepting mom energy one of the uh one of the social media applications 33:49 that moms definitely jump on a little bit is uh the instagrams oh yeah 33:55 um the the the insta influencers are there but also the like mom being like look at this cake i made look at my 34:02 garden energy is also there for an instagram drop in dms are we 34:09 doing a picture are we um i feel like okay in this instagram um 34:15 uh scenario i'm gonna flip the script and i'm gonna be um jumping into the dms of a a girl 34:22 instagram an instagram girl rather than a male instagrammer and i'm going to go 34:28 with like hey girl boss so then she's immediately worried that it's an mlm situation and then it's like just 34:34 kidding those are so annoying you want to see my titties okay cool cool i like that it's the you get the 34:41 groan so literally anything that's not that is going to be more appreciated yup i like that it brings in the humanity 34:48 and then it's like okay let's get down to the business titties titties yeah i have them you do 34:53 too i think i'm gonna uh probably troll uh megan fox's instagram and find a 35:00 picture of her and machine gun kelly just like licking each other's faces or something drinking each other's blood 35:06 drinking each other's blood something you drink blood drinking good good that came out this week that they were like yeah we do that of course yeah obviously 35:13 so i'll find a just a solid like really nice blood drinking picture of the two of them i don't think there's active 35:19 pictures of it i mean we haven't checked instagram in about 28 minutes you're also really good 35:24 at photoshop that's true i can do that i can absolutely do that i'll just photoshop uh 35:30 machine gun kelly's face over uh uh what's his face from cats that's 35:35 lapping up the bowl of water uh god ian mckellen mckellen's face but the bowl is gonna be blood and it's gonna be megan 35:42 fox holding the ball and this is how you're hitting on megan fox no no no i'm not gonna hit on megan fox 35:48 no she's like she's in a loving relationship i don't want to get in the way of that very stable and stable relationship great relationship do not 35:55 want to detract from that clearly uh i want to i want to absolutely handle that with the most respect yeah 36:01 i'm going to take that photo as a couple goals oh nice and uh and at 36:08 somebody like send that message to somebody in their dms on instagram uh being like this could be us yep uh but 36:16 you're worried about blood diseases [Laughter] 36:22 the world is burning blood diseases are like the least of your worries there's so much worse to 36:28 worry come on drink this blood girl hashtag blood diseases 36:34 so you're telling them not to worry about it but then reiterating the fear and not suggesting i don't have them or 36:40 i do have it's just just blood diseases like i don't know how to take that hashtag 36:46 i think that we should workshop that one i think next time you jump into somebody's dms 36:53 just like run it by me first so i can look it over and i don't know i think the blood disease angle is a 36:58 pretty solid angle i mean you can let us know listeners please cool let us know if that would turn you 37:04 on we're getting a whole new contingency of listeners after this one here we haven't talked about the sexiest of uh 37:10 social media platforms though oh oh it's linkedin linkedin 37:16 for the business [ __ ] yep that is in fact uh what inspired this 37:23 whole thing i i got a uh you have a charming smile message on 37:28 linkedin [ __ ] filthy it's phil i mean no filthy right and raunchy the thing that was like 37:36 jarring about that it was very nice and yeah it wasn't anything too gross or weird or anything yeah but it's 37:41 also linked in i i don't see linkedin as the place where you go to like 37:46 jump into someone's dms and like and yet i have gotten a million horny linkedin dms i do not appreciate 37:55 not interested but also not interested because the dm that i got was kind of basic i mean it didn't show that there 38:02 was a lot of interest in me yeah per se it was all about looks it was all about looks like it's really surface all of my 38:09 stuff's on front street what i do for a living what my interests are that's all out there it tells me like i'm i'm a 38:15 motivated entrepreneur you know there's all this stuff you can pull from and you just go by my smile wow you know 38:22 i like my smile too i do but you should i'm more than a smile yeah you've got depth i do you've got a 38:28 whole career and she was just like ignoring that like you're what a piece of me yeah i'm just 38:34 this like a business profile here for your [ __ ] whimsy 38:39 okay all right i see you oh rude but yeah you throwing some some 38:46 business jargon in there you know hot yeah b2b is like butt to balls wow 38:55 do that that's great i think i'm just gonna keep it really simple actually saas is sex as a service 39:02 wow nice yeah honestly though sex workers should really be taking 39:07 advantage of that they should totally like take over saas that would 39:12 be amazing 39:18 why is that not a porn that's so good like a [ __ ] like the glenn gary glenn ross of pornography is just like s-a-a-s 39:26 because who wants to watch the glen gary glenn ross of pornography all the 39:32 [ __ ] marketing bros on linkedin that's 100 true yeah you're right 70 39:37 of linkedin are marketing bros that are like i have discovered the one thing that you have 39:42 to do to market your stuff better than anything else in the entire world there's nothing else that works except this one thing yep me and my 162 39:49 followers know that this is the one way that you market stuff yep read my book 39:55 that's available for free uh on on audible oh the worst part about 40:01 linkedin let me just go on a quick tangent the worst part about linkedin is people's posts where it's like 40:06 i was on my way to work got my dunkin donuts i was running late i saw someone 40:12 standing on the street he looked sad i pulled over my car even though i didn't 40:17 have the time and i was like hey i'm going to work what's wrong with you i'm working at my high profile job 40:24 and the person was like i'm sad and my dog died today and they were like i'm gonna take you to work and 40:31 have you interview at my company and that will really like make the difference and that man was 40:36 gandhi you could do it too if you just cared one little bit like i 40:42 do and it's like one zillion likes and people being like inspirational incredible you deserve the world 40:50 it's awful uh i found out recently there is a term for that yeah for those kind of posts uh it's where it's marketing 40:56 bros or business bros in general i don't i don't i don't want to single out the marketing 41:02 side of these oh you don't want to alienate i don't want aliens 41:08 it is a tactic to try to like put a personal face on on a 41:14 pro marketing or pro business post or something um that has been nicknamed uh bro a tree yes 41:21 oh my god that's amazing i just like sucked down a protein shake from my favorite smoothie shop 41:27 before i took my dog on a walk i have a purebred you know pomeranian and uh 41:32 dressed in you know my [ __ ] louis vuitton business gear 41:39 i loved louis vuitton's spring summer 2021 business gear so good 41:46 really under-appreciated uh under-appreciated season yeah for sure 41:51 i think i'm just gonna cut to the chase and i'm just going to go into every single fortune 500 ceo 41:57 that i possibly can and just put sugar daddy question mark in their dms or like 42:03 honestly here's my ultimate i'm going to put fin dom because that's what i really want it's 42:09 just to tell them to give me money all the time i mean and if the stereotypes hold true you might have some success uh 42:16 going that route and you can send a picture in in um your linkedin message 42:23 so i'm just saying yeah the opportunities are there everybody write that one down you just one picture 42:30 of you putting out a cigarette on the forehead of a of like just the top of the forehead of like a balding white-haired man 42:36 and you're off to the races there's just like a a sliver of side boob 42:41 you're good to go i do wish that if you were gonna hit up somebody in dms on linkedin 42:49 you would submit like a sex resume yes just a resume of like where you've held 42:54 positions before um in which position and uh your your 43:00 your strengths and weaknesses um what you look to gain from uh your 43:05 your opportunity there and uh yeah and cover cover letter talking about like where where you 43:11 discovered this person that you're jumping to the dms of but most importantly what you can do for them 43:16 yeah that really goes a long way it really is if anybody has any uh pickup lines not 43:24 that we haven't talked about all of them um we if anybody has any really good pickup 43:30 lines not that we haven't covered all of them 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Show Notes: https://wetflyswing.com/311 Presented By: Reyr Gear, LakeLady Custom Rods, Trxstle, Anglers Coffee Sponsors: https://wetflyswing.com/sponsors Brian Kozminski, the headman at True North Trout, is here today to shed some light on fishing streamers for brown trout. We find out the best times to go fishing in Manistee River, MI. We talk about TFO rods - Brian tells us the types of rods he uses for each season and what are his go-to flies. We learn how we can help prevent these water invasive species from spreading, which is one of our primary responsibilities as anglers, if we want to keep our waters fishable and clean. We also learn what size of native browns we can take that is actually beneficial for the fish's population system. Brian shares his story of how he once became homeless and decided to turn his life around by doing what he loves - fly fishing. Now he's on top of his game, living the life he's called for. Very powerful story! Streamers for Brown Trout Show Notes with Brian Kozminski 03:23 - Brian tells a quick story of how he once became homeless, went to rehab, then turned his life around and pursued fly fishing 06:21 - The previous owner of True North Trout wanted to retire the blog page but donated it to Brian instead 07:40 - Brian talks about the Manistee River - streamer fishing goes from April to September 09:45 - Rick Pope from TFO was on the podcast at WFS 158 10:30 - Brian shares what's coming up for him in the next couple of months 11:26 - May and June are the best times to book a fishing trip with Brian - October is great because the river gets quiet. June 21 has the longest day of the year, the sun goes down at 10:30 pm to 11 pm 16:16 - Brian walks us through Manistee River fishing (April and May) - from M72 to M66, there's a lot of 'flies only' section water in there, and bring a drift boat. Above 72, you can bring a longboat. Below 66, the river gets larger and slower 18:11 - Brian uses an Adipose drift boat 26:30 - Brian talks about mousing in July and August 30:30 - We talk about streamers in the fall - from end of August to September, they do terrestrial fishing - mid September, trout key in on cinnamon ants 31:55 - September to October, a lot of people come to Michigan to catch 25-30 pound king salmon 34:40 - Brian uses a 9 foot TFO BVO (which is now replaced by LK Legacy) fly rod during spring. During summertime, he uses a 4 wt. If he's strictly fishing streamers, the Axiom II-X is what he prefers 42:29 - Brian was on the Meat Eater show - Das Boat 49:04 - We talk about Rock Snot, aka Didymo, a type of algae - how it destroys our waters 51:08 - There are over 200 invasive species in the Great Lakes area - Brian explains how we need to take this seriously and what we can do to prevent the spread of these harmful species 55:50 - We find out what's coming up for TFO 1:08:48 - Sex Dungeon and Circus Peanut are Brian's go-to flies Streamers for Brown Trout Conclusion with Brian Kozminski Brian Kozminski sheds some light on fishing streamers for brown trout. We found out the best times to go fishing in Manistee River, MI. We talked about TFO rods - the types of rods he uses for each season and his go-to flies. We learned how we can help prevent these water invasive species from spreading if we want to keep our waters fishable and clean. We also learned what size of native browns we can take that is actually beneficial for the fish's population system. Show Notes: https://wetflyswing.com/311

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This Week's Guest: Tommy Riles from Life of DadOur good buddy, the legend in the dad game, Tommy Riles, returns to the show to escape to our parenting oasis that is The Parent's Lounge. You know Tommy from the massive juggernaut of all things fatherhood "Life of Dad".  He was the opener for such shows as American Idol, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Dancing with The Stars, and more! Come join Jamie Kaler, Jason Gowin, Clare Kramer, and Kate Mulligan as we take another ride on the chaotic train of parenting that is The Parent's LoungeThis Week's Topics:Locked up DeodorantDoes Tommy live in a Sex Dungeon in L.A.?Clare has a Dog and Daughter PhotoshootThe Clean Plate ClubJason reveals he works with AI and 3D printing sparking Kate to request a traveling pee device.Tommy asks Spray Tan Etiquette, And So much more!#theparentslounge #lifeofdad #tommyriles #jamiekaler #jasongowin #clarekramer #katemulligan #parenting #parenthood #comedy

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