Elliot In The Morning

Diane does Chichén Itzá while Elliot's not (?) eatin' pizza.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call them by their name?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alcohol is leading the cause.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An update on her dead arm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This program is neither dedicated to the faithful nor presented to the false-hearted to encourage their renewal of temperance and virtue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...and don't speak!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Why are you in a good mood?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tabula croissant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"And that's how I knew I blew out my left rear tire."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How kid-friendly are we?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Another hard-to-solve medical mystery?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An adventure 1993 years in the making.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wait, no time is a kissing time? (USA!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yoink!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A defecation investigationSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Speak later or forever hold your peace?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sadly, Elliot has to put his older dog down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And now there's more than one and they're cascading.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't be scared. It's just one in five people who survive cardiopulmonary resuscitation may describe experiences that occur while they were seemingly unconscious and on the brink.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(It was Tyler!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elliot's dos and don'ts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If only Elliot would have had someplace to store that teddy bear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

STEPHEN KELLOGG joins Elliot In The Morning and performs live in the studio. https://www.stephenkellogg.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Krysten Marie, the BagGate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

At Stanford, the wind of free housing blows.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Zits and the office.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(You don't have to listen closely.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You have to tell me if you're a vampire!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I don't nose.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snickers? No! STICKERS!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Depression and acceptance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two of two.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part one of two.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fancy a bird call?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spooky, scary children.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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One of America's most prolific serial killers?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm not Wilford Brimley, but I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now we're goin' dark...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dyeing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Halloween, witches!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They did it again!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How one high schooler scammed his classmates out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This #BurpToker needs Elliot's help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Literally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How to tell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.