F*cked Up Fables

Welcome to the second week of Drunken Fables, where your host shares fairy tales and myths after having one too many. This week, we welcome back Vy, who was excited to tune in to Titania telling three stories about alcohol from the Brother's Grimm. Well, kind of about alcohol. This one is a wild ride with a hard left in the middle. We hope you enjoy watching as much as we enjoyed creating this episode! Tune in next week for Enkidu's drunken tale.

How best to tell the story of Dionysus than by being drunk off of wine? Join Enkidu as she does just that!

Starting off our tragic love month, Titania takes us through the story behind the longest-running musical on Broadway. Or, at least she tries to. Enkidu's hatred for Phantom and Titania's love of Phantom continue to clash and boil down into a discussion of the history of ballet, their shared love of theatre, and experiences in choir. Yes, we definitely did not stay on track. However, we plan to pick up the discussion again next week and actually try to remain focused on the topic. There's just so much to unpack in this story, but I hope you enjoy it. Now, on to the show! Duuuuuuuuuun! Dun Dun Dun Dun Duuuuuun!

Here to tell you another tale of Grimm is Titania telling the story of the Robber Bridegroom. Only one more week for Wedding month.

Today we travel back to ancient Greece and hear a story most of us only know the ending of. It's full of titans, gods, marriage, horrible gifts, and a surprising lack of Hera. This cautionary tale is turned on its side as we hear the full story of Pandora and her mysterious box

Welcome to season two of F*cked Up Fables! We are happy to start this year off with a rather strange tale of a princess and how she escapes a forced incestuous marriage to climb her way back to prosperity. Welcome to 2021!

In the last our of Horrible Holiday specials, Enkidu gives us a story from Norse mythology that shows us the true power of mistletoe. There is no Hera this time, but don't worry, she makes up for it with another tricky God and brings us all the warm feelings we love! Curl up with some spiked hot chocolate and join us on this 'wintery tale!

Our month of Horrible Holidays continues with Vy, who brings us the story of Krampus. So grab your hot chocolate and warp yourself in a warm blanket to stave off the chills of this creepy holiday figure. And remember, never lose the spirit of Christmas.

Welcome to Horrible Holidays months! Kicking off this theme is Titania with the horrible history of Santa. Yes, there is cannablism.

Join us as Vy tells the real story of Snow White. It's far more terrible than you can imagine.

Join us for the conclusion of Gilgamesh.

This is part one of the Epic of Gilgamesh. In this episode, we will meet the Wildeman Enkidu and Gilgamesh, following their adventure through the Cedar Forest and battling the Champion of the gods. But don't let the action fool you, you'll want to have tissues handy.

Join us on an entire month of us destroying our own childhoods as we discuss the original story of our favorite childhood tales. This episode, Titania takes us down a surprising road with the story of the 12 Dancing Princesses, which is more messed up than even the Grimm story.

Witches play a major role in Halloween stories and today, Enkidu is telling us all about the one who inspired them: Baba Yaga. And only a hop, jump, and a skip away in Japan are a group of demons called Onibaba that also have a mighty hunger for flesh. You won't find witches slaving over a cauldron or chanting, 'Double Double Toil and Trouble' in these folklore tales as we round out our month of Spooky Tales. Special Guest: Writing Women Check out her YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwp6Cyg7J-XmH9gvmLeuAxg

Welcome to the third installment of our spooky month! This episode, our guest host Vy will discuss the history of vampires and two of the most famous inspirations, Elizabeth Bathory and Vlad Dracul! So, if ruining your childhood is something you're interested in, join us for a trip through the past. #podcast #commentary #spooky

Remember Tinker Bell? Or lovely little flower faeries from your childhood? Yeah, these faeries are far from them. Join us as we take a small trip into the actual world of Faerie and explore three of our favorite terrifying faeries. Best to avoid them altogether.

Happy October! Today's bonus episode is kicking off the start of our scary stories month and Enkidu has gone with a terrifying creature from Algonquian culture. Sit back, drink some tea, and enjoy this spooky special all about wendigos! Check us out on Youtube! https://youtu.be/ePntXjrRTB4 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/26924... #commentary #spooky #spoopymonth #horror

Rounding out Disney month is Enkidu and she is bringing us someone who went from Zero To Hero. This tragic hero decided to Go The Distance and is in some rather fucked up stories. And that's The Gospel Truth. Trigger warning for suicide, murder, rape, bestiality, infanticide, war, death, incest, and genocide. Dead Dove, Do Not Eat. Soundboarding for this episode provided by Jenna Blades. Follow us on social! Join our FB group and join the conversation! Podcast (UPDATE: new episodes every Wednesday): Check us out on Youtube! https://youtu.be/ePntXjrRTB4 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/26924... #disney #review #commentary

Welcome to another bonus segment of Fucked Up Fables. Your host today is Enkidu with special talk like a pirate day! Can you answer our trivia?

Welcome to our third bonus episode, featuring Alice reading one of our favorite poems, Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll. Tune in this Friday for our special Pirates episode in honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Continuing with Disney month, join your host Alice as she takes us through the origin story and history of The Little Mermaid. Can you guess the moral of the story? Podcast (UPDATE: new episodes every Wednesday): Check us out on Youtube! https://youtu.be/ePntXjrRTB4 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2692446804351470 #disney #review #commentary

Welcome to another bonus segment of Fucked Up Fables. Your host today is Titania with another excerpt from the Blue Fairy Book. This one is a bit disturbing on its own. Enjoy!

Episode 2: Beauty and the Beast Titania kicks off Disney month by exploring the origin story of one of Disney's most beloved movies, Beauty and the Beast. We uncover the similarities between the two and find the unnerving acceptance the story has of the grooming and domestic abuse of a young girl. Podcast (new episodes every Monday): Check us out on Youtube! https://youtu.be/ePntXjrRTB4 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2692446804351470 #disney #review #commentary

It's official, Enkidu can't leave Camelot alone. In this bonus episode, we journey back to Camelot and climb a tower belonging to the Lady of Shalott. Socials: Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2692446804351470 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFfVt7peE4ieOZxcf1ZuYZA?view_as=subscriber

Come listen to the sultry Watery Tarts as we delve into the tales of King Arthur Pendragon told by our own Watery Tart Enkidu.