From The Garage

We start out nice and easy taking the occasional rabbit trail, but then it takes a couple turns and it gets a bit chirpy. We will never see eye to eye on some things but that's what makes our dynamic work! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

So many things….but Chic-Fil-A never had a fucking “K” in it…never --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

The guidestones were blown up then demolished…some say were satanic in origin, some say it's the way to go. A post apocalyptic way to survive with 500m people inhabiting the earth. Check it out. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

We go from drinking at Dewey Beach and nearly fighting a few dudes to man made depopulation tactics, to wanting to bring back the one man that could help us all….Tesla himself. My apologies for the shitty sound on this one…I'll do better next time. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Here we talk about our appreciation for comedy and name drop quite a few heavy hitters in the game like Tom Segura, Burt K, George Carlin, Cosby, Bill Burr and Chapelle…man, have us on your shows! Cheers --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Man I feel like I was meant for a different time than today…but maybe I hold the same values as more people than I know…either way these are tough enough times and to add pronouns and trans role models is just not what I would consider to be important. Who knows… --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Episode one hundred and something… always a good time with TA! He has pets so he's basically a father…to a cat…cat daddy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Well, not sure where we went but whoever came up with what passed as a word and defined it must've been one hell of a salesman…follow us for more facts

We literally go on for 40 minutes about foot coverings…enjoy this shit --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Where are we headed on this planet? Language, hieroglyphics, emojis, Maxwell, right back to the ego. Welcome back!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

We need to do better as people and as parents. Accountability should be a thing again and money is the route of most evil… --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

I'm driving down the highway and I'm just rambling my ass off…all good stuff but five a bit back into the dreaded bigC littleV and fuck your feelings… --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Here we are just spinning and trying to get by…today is crazy but let's focus on the good if we can! It's hard though… --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Our first show in a looooong time! Ego, sports, the vaccine, covid, politics…in the end, eat mushrooms, dissolve your ego, create art and give it away. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

At the OC car show hanging out with some friends at a campground and their neighbor is the owner of this beautiful red monster...so I introduced myself and asked if the owner, Russ, wanted to talk about it on my podcast. This was a really fun episode with a total stranger and I hope you enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Exactly what the title says...we are in a perpetual state of what the fuck is this and why...and it’s not funny anymore. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

I’ve had enough... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Just a solo rant about more covid bullshit...vaccines, lumber, government interference...you know, the usual --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

All the things we had growing up from food, to friends, to crazy yelling moms. Lots of memories but not too upset we left...enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Driving home with my thoughts and wanted to share them! I shed my social media to get a break from the constant bombardment of shite, and talk about moving....don’t want to talk politics anymore!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

After TA and I tackled communism --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Not really sure why me watching porn came up...but it was good getting the band back together. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Total slap in the face and the people that have lost everything...total disrespect --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Take me back y’all!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Short blip on a topic that concerned my friend today that may deserve some air time...would be better with someone to bounce ideas and opinions off of but hey...it is what it is...Big Tech can suck it --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

An unplanned, heart wrenching trip to Colorado found me and my people on Pikes Peak eating pickles, drinking whiskey and huffing oxygen from a can. But we climbed and witnessed the splendor of the landscape and realized real quick how insignificant and fragile we truly are. This episode is dedicated to my late nephew Little Adam. Love you buddy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Last nights shitshow of a debate...I got called a racist several times today because I’m not a Biden panty sniffer...but nor am I Trump sniffer either, I just agree more with his way. I’m not racist, I’m curious about lots of things and I have different opinions than you. Is that a reason to call me racist? Stay in your lane and don’t be an asshole... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

The man himself is taking heat for what he said about the wildfires....seems fishy to me but what do I know?! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Done with the bullshit...now it’s my turn to voice my opinion about ANTIFA and BLM and how far they are from a good thing...if you don’t like it, turn it off. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

On our way home from the airport we talk about Texas and food and whatever else!! Wooooo!!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

We are giving heavy topics a break...God knows we could all use a coke and a smile, or maybe a Pepsi...or maybe the Redskins will be called the Red Wolves, and we seemed to have found a way to circle back to gas station dick pills...again... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

We get deep into some political views and some national views and some other stuff too...had to pause for a bit, came back to it then my friend Todd came in...good discussions all around I think! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Here our dear friend Jennifer joins me and my wife Justa for some thought provoking views on gas station dick pills and COVID-19 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

This is what I’ve been waiting for...TA and I have been friends for a long time and it’s always been like this. I see things one way and he sees them another. It’s not wrong, it’s just different. In this episode we get deep into the racial tension and class baiting and a few other things along the way. A squirrel hung out with us on the deck pretty much the whole time and then my phone overheated and I have no idea where we left off...but we’ll pick it back up. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Tough stuff...we have a ton of race baiting going on, police brutality, CHAZ-RAZ, defunding the police...shits crazy right now. Sit tight it will get better. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

We are rambling...we’re going to make an Italian vampire movie with real Italians and teach how to be Italian...it’ll work trust us... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

My man TA is in it baby!! M.U.T (madden ultimate team) and has the game savvy and player knowledge to take on all y’all fools!!! We gonna get his ass a YouTube channel!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

TA and I are back in the proverbial saddle and get into covid a bit, skepticism, video games, money, energy solutions and a few other gems --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

One last solo cast on the Rona...I’m off furlough, starting a career in personal training and nutrition, and TA and I are getting together tomorrow --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

I put a little perspective to my situation. It’s not all bad...it’s not all good but it’s all about what we do with this crazy time. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

First, I apologize for saying JFK junior, it was not junior...but this world is getting ready to be shook up and I think it’s going to be good...dark to light, bye bye old ways, great awakening... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Panic...toilet paper shortage, differing opinions, too many blinks....be kind --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Slow Burt is a local folk legend around our parts that doesn’t get the credit he deserves comedically but that’s also due to the fact he’s nuts...speakin of nuts, you know most serial killers had an extremely high IQ? Check this out! We are devising a way of testing the comedic IQ because there should be one to determine your level of funny. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Here TA and I are on the way back to wherever and apes and gorillas come back into play, we also discuss whether or not light speed or warp speed is faster. I judge a woman by the car she drives too... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

TA and I take a ride and break down commercials from the Super Bowl and all the distractions in life...apologies in advance for the sound quality but still good content. Let us know what you think! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

My friend and I venture down some touchy roads and dabble in a few random thoughts... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

V scented arrogance, typecasting and some fearless comedy...TA and I get a bit chirpy for a hot second...but what are friends for if they don’t challenge you? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

As you can guess..we talk about vests and the alternate ways to utilize them would they not fit. There’s a store all for jerky at the beach and that’s pretty much the eastern shore... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

My wife and her sister wanted to do a short show on New Years resolutions and whether or not they’re dumb or not --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

TA and I wrap up 2019 and discuss some plans to further our artistic reach in 2020 with different styles and adding YouTube to our repertoire --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support

Here we get all scientifical and political and basically a mess --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/danny-mayorga/support