Grumblings from the Cheap Seats

2x the speed for 2x the enjoyment, or 2x less suffering?? It's probably best that you can't understand WTF we're saying anyway. JUST LISTEN YOU JACKASS!

If you're into the XFL, you definitely want to listen this episode (and then email us to explain it to us). Will has a new volunteer gig, an in-depth look at the new MLB rules & Spring Training, and a deep dive into the Leafs trade deadline acquisitions, along with an impassioned Howard Berger blog reading by Conway Twitter. Listen/Rate/Review. Cheers!

We're back after a long journey rescuing Danja from a Chinese prison. Blues Jays talk, XFL picks, NHL chatter. And oh yeah, Will renews his love affair with Russell Wilson. Just listen to it assholes.....

We're back after taking an extended holiday break, I bet you missed! We are joined by @garthiorgy to talk Blue Jays and MLB. Some other stuff was sprinkled as well, you know how it goes. ENJOY!

The dads talk about the Jays off season moves so far, or lack thereof, as well as the insane contracts being given out. We even sprinkle in some XFL talk! A little dash of World Cup talk, a motion of the name "CFL" and PRESTO, you have an episode! Listen to the end for a special blooper.

The dads are joined by our Twitter friends @GarthIorgy & @Bluejaysmemes for some great Blue Jays off season talk, some other random bullshit, and an actual real CFL discussion! We even trashed Elon's twitter. Give it a listen, we think you'll enjoy! Please give us a review and a follow if you do, and even if you don't!

The dads talk about stuff......... NHL, MLB GM Meetings, peeing in hot tubs, and who the F knows what else.... ENJOY!

No show this week, but we've asked Conway to explain why. Pray for us.

SPECIAL GUEST ALERT! The dads brought in another dad for this special episode, the winner of the inaugural GFTCS Fantasy Baseball League, TERRENCE!! We did a post mortem on the Blue Jays season, spoke about the start of the NHL season, poked our nose into the NBA, FULL coverage of the CFL, and OF COURSE discussed BiWay, Bargain Harolds, and Russian Winnie the Pooh. ENJOY!

The Jays host the Wild Card series starting TODAY!! First of all GO JAYS GO! The dads wanted to to a short playoff preview, so we did. DEAL WITH IT! Jays talk, Golden Girls, Will cried a little, Joe consoled him, and James sharted.... ENJOY!

Danja joins the dads today, FINALLY! As expected, mostly Jays talk, with a little NHL sprinkled in. 75% bullshit, 24% Jays, 1% NHL. OK FINE, 90% bullshit. ENJOY!

Well, that was a thing..... Conspiracy theories, He-Man villains, a Golden Girls reboot, and oh yeah, the Blue Jays and a little NHL. ENJOY!

Conway Twitter leads us in, as usual, he's becoming quite a head case now. We talk about the normal BS, and it goes off the rail as usual. Blue Jays, NHL Draft, and other random stupidities. Danja is back, so you know it will be a great episode! Listen to the end though, trust me, you don't want to miss Joe's hobby..... ENJOY!

Will questions whether we actually went the moon, then veers wildly into wanting an Amazon depo built on the moon for his deliveries..... Ya, it was one of those episodes... Oh, and Blue Jays etc..... ENJOY!

After a long layoff, the dad's are back! Danja couldn't join us because she's still in prison... Enjoy our trademark baseball talk + randomness.

Well hello there!! I know we've been absent for a little bit, but we're alive and well! Conway Twitter decided to put out a statement that should explain it all. We'll be back for a full episode by next week. See you soon!

Danja joins us today, so you know it'll be a good one! We recap the Jays start, give our NHL playoff predictions, and so much more random shit! And Conway Twitter makes his 2nd appearance, to read you all the best Twitter hot takes! Enjoy!

The dad's discuss MLB opening week, Jays injuries, how garbage the NHL is, and we introduce our newest teammate, Conway Twitter! Enjoy!

I think the title sums it up..... Lots of baseball talk, centred around our beloved Blue Jays, and a healthy amount of NBA and NHL thrown in as well. Enjoy!

For your listening pleasure, Joe has sped up the episode into HYPER SPEED! Or should I say Ludicrous Speed?? If you know, you know..... ENJOY!!!

Just as the title says, this episode was all about the live draft for our GFTCS Pod League on Yahoo! We'll be back next week with a 'normal' episode in a week or so! ENJOY!

We're back at it with an all MLB/Blue Jays edition with special guest star from the Twitterverse @Bluejaysmemes! It's a great one, so enjoy!

Freedumb convoys, shitting on top of shit (literally), soundboard abuse, and so much more! Yes, some sports snuck into this out. Just listen, you'll find it! ENJOY!

Today, Will & James grumble about the Maple Leafs, the NHL, & the Blue Jays mostly.  I am pretty sure one or both of us also farted during the episode.  See if you can find the magic moment!

Well, we're back, and this can only be described as the rambliest episode yet! Some good stuff, trust us!!! No soundboard abuse! ENJOY!

Welcome listener! Well, this one is a hot mess, and a pile of randomness.  I think we spoke about sports, kind of?  James once again abuses the soundboard.  We're sorry.... ENJOY!

Today the dad's are joined by Danja for the entire episode, so you know it's a good one! We talk the Blue Jays winning streak, our excitement over meaningful September baseball, the NFL, and of course another round of "would you rather". Enjoy!

We have a soundboard, and around abusing it, we discussed some random stuff. It's a good one! ENJOY!

The dads are once again joined by Danja, so you know it's a great episode! SO much covered in this episode: 1) The fallacy is dinosaurs in Alberta, a complete breakdown of the Informer lyrics, a CFL Grey Cup analysis, and of course a Marion Fletcher Morning Bowl of Stew, now featuring it's own soundtrack. ENJOY!

MLB free agent frenzy, the Blue Jays (obviously!), and the lockout. Featuring an underwhelming rant by one of the dads. NHL talk: Why are the Leafs so good, but more importantly, why are the Canadians so bad! ENJOY!

I don't even know what to say... The dads are joined once again by Danja, and as usual she carried the show. Jays signings & FA talk, deep dive into Edmonton sports, some other stuff I can't even remember, and the return of the CFL Scoreboard. We snuck in some serious stuff as well. ENJOY!

Grumblings on Alex Anthopolous, the Atlanta WS win, the Jays off-season, breaking down the Leafs recent success, and WAY too much CFL talk. We also discussed Dr. Aaron Rodgers, during the first installed of the Family Feedbag, brought to you by Bulk Barn ENJOY!

Welcome to Season 2! It felt strange not starting with the Jays, or even MLB, but the dads had to put their hurt feelings behind them and truck on! We had a long discussion on the Maple Leafs, Mitch Marner, and the NHL in general, mostly the Edmonton Oilers and their annual early season success. We couldn't help but sprinkle in some MLB, but the real highlight was Marion Fletcher and her Morning Bowl of Stew. ENJOY!

Hey listener! We decided to take the week off so we can come to fresh next week with Episode 1 of SESAON 2!! Don't miss this one though, we want to introduce you to something important we've been working on. ENJOY!!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! In our 20th Episode Thanksgiving Spectacular, the dads discuss what's next for the Blue Jays, as well as what lays ahead for the Maple Leafs. Joe then does a deep dive into the NBA, including discussing his favourite field. ENJOY!

The dads breakdown what the Jays options are this off season and argue over what chances the boys still have of making the playoffs. Is is 0% or 1%? Joe brings up a hot take that we already discussed a few weeks ago, and then we argue about random Leafs topics. Buckle in, this one got feisty! ENJOY!

What else is there to talk about during a September playoff chase? BLUE JAYS!! We also discuss the "unwritten rules" of baseball, which were ironically written, or how else would we find them?? We ended strong with some unfocussed and random discussions, as per usual. ENJOY!

We'll be back on Sunday!

Who would win in a 7 game playoff, the 2015 Jays or the 2021 Jays? Who is the AL MVP? How boring an interview are NHL players? These answers, plus an epic CFL scoreboard on this episode of GFTCS. Yes, I've acronymed the title. Deal with it. ENJOY!

On today's episode, we discuss testicle, Marcus Stroman, and our picks for all-time great Blue Jays. Obviously, we also ramble on about a number of other random things, including myrrh (yes, I had to google that). ENJOY!

Sorry we're a day behind all, I've explained why in this brief clip. It's also on our social media. Which one is true?

On this week's episode, the dads just randomly talk about tight pants, taints, and all sorts of stupid shit. We apologize in advance.... But still, ENJOY!

That's right, you read the title right. The dads discuss the Jays free fall, the Raptors outlook/Masai signing, why TF does Arizona still have an NHL team, as well as what we feel would be the outcome of an epic death match. Also, don't miss our CFL content! ENJOY!

The dads grump their way through some exciting times in Blue Jays land for the majority of this episode. Of note: Is the Jays home run jacket ever cleaned?? We even discuss international diplomatic matters, because we are that important. Most importantly, Joe delivers our first ever CFL scoreboard, very riveting stuff! ENJOY!

Lot's of Blue Jays talk this week, since they are scorching the field these days! A crazy amount of COVID vaccine talk for 3 dads with the combined IQ of a drunk squirrel.... We skipped right over the Leafs, because, who cares. In fact, we ACTUALLY have more CFL talk this week than Leafs! BONUS: James is learning how to mix audio, exciting times! ENJOY!

On our 10th episode special, the dads talk about the Blue Jays and what moves they've made, should make, as well as some other deep dives. A few other topics were being discussed when we were joined by our very special guest for this week! Make sure to listen to the whole thing to hear who it is! Things sure went off the rails at that point, but you're going to love it. ENJOY!

Is Joe back? Listen and find out! Today, your favourite grumpy dads discuss the Jays return home, potential deadline deals, the Covid Olympics, the NHL draft/expansion draft, the NFL among other topics. We also spend an uncomfortable amount of time breaking down horse dancing and the Mongolian block of countries.... Just listen, it'll make sense... ENJOY!

Welcome back! Unfortunately, Joe isn't with us again this week, have a listen and you will see why. Please, thoughts and prayers with Joe to keep his spirits up. In this episode, we discuss the awful MLB all-star jerseys, mistakenly take a deep dive into COVID (again!!) and a whole array of other topics. CFL off the top this time folks, we felt bad that it got cut off the last time, sorry about that. Enjoy!

This week we take a deep dive into Joe's secret life long dream, it's truly inspiring, or more likely frightening. We also talk in depth about the gong-show IOC/Tokyo Olympic, along with our weekly dose of Jays talk. Some serious CFL chat as well, since there has been some serious news of late. ENJOY!

Another week of random ramblings from 3 dads desperate to complain about something, ANYTHING. This week, we recap the Jays week that was, talk a little Leafs roster, and ask ourselves an existential question: If you could have beer (or meth) with any athlete, living or dead, who would it be? ENJOY!

Quite the start to this episode, please try and suppress your laughter! Great discussion around the Jays, the state of the Raptors, and a great conversation around the NHL and the direction we would like to see the league go in. Oh, and the Habs won live during this podcast! Enjoy!