Here Comes The Guillotine

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Comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd share their subversive and darkly funny opinions on the chaos of the world, offering wholly unqualified dissent to popular opinion. No topic is left off the table as three of Scotland's award-winning and best-known comedians use their unique unbridled style of rebellious comedy to discuss any given topic - politicians, celebrities, the Royal family, figures from history and many more. Here Comes the Guillotine delivers cutting and hideously funny commentary on the state of the world, economics, geopolitics, the lack of coherence in the universe...and cheery subjects like death, loss, and rejection! It’s just three best mates having a laugh in their own 'very Glasgow' way.

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    • Jun 18, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 105 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Here Comes The Guillotine

    The Mailbag: A Freudian Outlet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 10:01


    This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    Just Like a Pill

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2025 31:10


    *This episode contains ASMR involving Cannoli*This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Moby Dick, Australia and dinosaurs...

    The Mailbag: Best, F

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2025 17:43


    This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    The Wheel of Suffering

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2025 41:41


    This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

    The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie III

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 11:06


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    Here Comes The Guillotine Live in Edinburgh - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2025 50:11


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Edinburgh's Playhouse with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe, Christopher MacArthur-Boyd and very special guest, Fern Brady...

    The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie II

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 10:28


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    Here Comes the Guillotine Live in Edinburgh - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2025 44:40


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Edinburgh's Playhouse with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd...

    The Mailbag: The Death Threat Charts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 11:52


    This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    Here Comes The Guillotine: Live in Glasgow - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2025 50:08


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Glasgow's SEC Armadillo with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe, Christopher MacArthur-Boyd and special guest, Des Clarke...

    The Mailbag: I Am Done with This World

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 13:03


    This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    Here Comes The Guillotine: Live in Glasgow - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2025 53:48


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Glasgow's SEC Armadillo with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd...

    The Mailbag: What Are You Going to Add to the Conversation?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 23:53


    This podcast contains explicit language, adult themes and discussions that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    The Perfected Self

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 62:36


    This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

    The Mailbag: Late Night Frankie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 17:32


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    Frankie & Christopher's Diorama

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 41:25


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

    The Mailbag: I'm Not Chris. I'm Christopher MacArthur-Boyd!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 21:03


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    The Doom Drone

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 34:14


    This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about The Royals, Severance and addiction...

    The Mailbag: Being Working Class is a Superpower

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 18:18


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    A Redundant Offer of Optimism

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 39:52


    This podcast contains explicit language, use of historical racial language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about WWE, Mao and Willy Wonka...

    The Mailbag: The Spectrum of Light and Shade of Glasgow's Culinary Palette

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 27:12


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    Here Comes The Guillotine Live in Aberdeen - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 49:53


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Aberdeen with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe, Christopher MacArthur-Boyd and special guest, Glenn Wool...

    The Mailbag: Always Be Suspicious of a Man's Version

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 14:30


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    The Soaking Consultant

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2025 61:02


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about trains, soup and ADHD tests...

    The Mailbag: In The Mood for Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 26:19


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.com

    Piglets, Oinks & Grunters

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 62:39


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Scottish football, clzy therapy and Protestantism...

    The Mailbag: A Depressing Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 22:31


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    Here Comes the Guillotine Live in Aberdeen - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 49:12


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. Here Comes the Guillotine Live from Aberdeen with Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd...Get your tickets for Glasgow and Edinburgh NOW...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: Lessons on the Guillotine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 19:42


    This podcast contains explicit language, discussions on suicide and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424 When life is difficult, Samaritans are here – day or night, 365 days a year. Visit www.samaritans.org to find your nearest branch.

    Love Me or Lump Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 36:53


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets for Glasgow and Edinburgh NOW...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: Christopher's Humanist Perspective

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 17:35


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    Warm Hands, Cold Heart

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 55:03


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Country music, dogs and restaurants...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets for Glasgow and Edinburgh NOW...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: You've Been Animal Manned

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 16:00


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    Negativity, Misery and Horror

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 51:57


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Barcelona, tourism and clowns...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: What is This Colonisation?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 13:06


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Glass Coffin

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 60:57


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Baby Reindeer, Russia and Complaining...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: Spoilers for Baldur's Gate 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 20:29


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Best of The Past Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 47:12


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine with award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd, you'll hear some of your favourite bits from the past year of Guillotine...

    The Mailbag: Please Go to Places Before You Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 16:29


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    Pretty Much, I Hate You

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 46:29


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, an extended Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: Golden Retrievers Are Very Into Magic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 17:37


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    How To Help Mother Earth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 42:31


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about football, worst haircuts and private schools...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: The Reason Is You Don't Care

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 15:05


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    A Mouse Tale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 47:46


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about the Middle Class, the FBI and monkeys...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: I Only Listen to This To Be Alienated

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 25:23


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The French Method of Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 71:06


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about gig etiquette, the assisted dying bill and super guns...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: The Worst Inside Job of All Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 14:01


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    Frankie's Unfortunate Role

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 43:40


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about stage names, fascism and moving flats...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Mailbag: Sluiced By Your Neighbour

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 18:14


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine The Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Slide Into Oblivion

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 51:20


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd chat about Russia, football and look ahead to 2025...Here Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

    The Boxing Day Mailbag: I Loathe It's A Wonderful Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2024 17:03


    This podcast contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners. In this episode of Here Comes The Guillotine, The Boxing Day Mailbag, award winning Scottish comedians Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher Macarthur-Boyd answer your emails...If you have a dilemma, issue or problem you need solved, email hctg@global.comHere Comes The Guillotine Live!Get your tickets now...https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/here-comes-the-guillotine-tickets/artist/5498424

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