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Join Brendan and Zach as they discuss current events, technology, video games, real life, and bears, with a comical spin. Subscribe for your weekly dose of antics and tech news! If you want to support our podcast, consider becoming a patron! https://www.patreon.com/launchspeed

Brendan and Zach

  • Jul 13, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 59m AVG DURATION
  • 65 EPISODES


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E64 Officer, I'm More Important than this Gentleman

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 54:12


Once again back in the stuuuuud. Zach talks about his failures as a master carpenter and Brendan is really bad at hide and seek. Lots of fighting this episode and find out more on this weeks episode of Fight Island. Topics: Deck building Pen hide and seek Box fans Juice Box Planet Fight Island

E63 Watchu Doin for the next 60 years?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 39:33


Back in the STOOOD! We chit chat about the week and a few important discussions on personal matters. We touch on Dr. Disrespect and other gaming news. Topics: Building decks Playing competitively covid parties Sharkcano Tik tok trends Smash bro’s community

E62 Racoon on a Leash

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 47:22


We welcome myself back from Vacation. We discuss food and talk way too much about the atrocities of nature. Zach still can't cook for himself and we discuss the hot takes from our friends. Topics: Spiders Wasps Trash Pandas Dropping Acid Gaming Hot Takes

E61 How Many Chickens Would it take to Kill an Elephant

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 62:55


This week we discuss, Brendan cleaning his truck for the first time since owning it, Zach realizes his life has a low IMDb critic score, and we have a life pondering discussion of chickens vs. an elephant. Topics: Washed and cleaned the truck Finished Taxes the day before due You started streaming, it’s pretty fun being able to see it from your side Forklift incident Chickens vs elephant POV PS5 Parallax Effect for Stars

E60 Dreaming About Driving a Trash Truck

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 60:04


This week we talk about our lives while living separate. Brendan thinks he's a God amongst men, and Zach doesn't try to induct anyone into his cult. Topics: Quarantine, Toilet paper, Giant Pick-up, Grass, Food, Digging holes for friends, Golfing, Ultimate Chicken Horse, SpaceX Launch

E59 Recruiting People Into the Cult

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 38:50


Brendan hits his goal of working out 5 days a week... Zach is still egotistical but leaves out genocide, work talk and QuarafuntineReach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E58 Risk it for the Biscuits, Literally

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 47:06


Today's episode: Zach revels in his glorious skills as a master chef and Brendan has to put up with his garbage. Covid-19 is still out here ruining the fun. We talk about our lives and how we are social warriors practicing our social disassociation.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E57 Toilet Paper Epidemic

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 43:59


COVID-19 is cancelled, my dog is a connoisseur of the finest foam, and other good news on this week's CENSORED episode of Launch Speed!Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E56 The Tokyo Sandblaster

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 60:54


Jay joins us in the stuud as we discuss hit and runs, meats, Mini Mike, and lap dances.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E55 A Semi-successful Amateur Rocket Maker

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 63:17


Dead amateur rocket makers, the worst colors for cars, overly aggressive casual sports, and an incredibly expensive RC car.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E54 Apostrophes are tough, man

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2020 75:58


The UFC, Aliens in Chernobyl, concrete, and Jackie Chan.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E53 Who Doesn't Want Poland Really Badly?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 52:00


This week we discuss Archigand, the Duke of Northberry, Eels in soy sauce baths, and the best home remedies for colds.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E52 Sucking My Brain Out Of My Forehead

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 79:53


Spiders, Bezos, and viruses, Oh My!Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E51 A Horse Walks Into a Bar

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020 65:10


Despite what Zach says, our email is "launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com".We're back! Zach's maniacal mumblings, why movies are rigged, the future of creativity and more!Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E50 The Worst Fuzz Apocalypse

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 54:06


New Year. New us. We tell you about our man crush Ryan Reynolds, bash the Star Wars Empire, and just a little bit of tomfoolery.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E49 Stabbed With A Ceramic Squirrel

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 69:59


Zach hates "Jingle Bells" and the movie "Elf", so maybe he's the Grinch. Figs are wasp coffins, the worst gym attire, and the show that we think is much better than Game of Thrones.Merry Christmas!Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E48 Can't Get Sick If You're Dead

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 62:29


It's Christmas time! Are Christmas lights trash or joyful? Is Brendan a cynic, or is Zach too positive? And in completely unrelated topics, Xbox takes the cake for trash naming.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E47 Crying Over Spilled Potatoes

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 61:28


Bad neighbors, Amazon the mastermind, gas station etiquette, and more on Launch Speed's weekly rant/breakdown. Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E46 Standing There With Your Spatchy-Spatchy

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 54:41


Driving is tough, so get gud kid. Baltimore dropped the ball, and Hospitals deny sleep to anyone that they haven't intentionally put there.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E45 Never Look At A Horse

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 60:20


We discuss a caulking fiasco, French circus performer Jaques Le Tour, and Elon Musk flexin on the pageantry.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E44 You're Pretty Much A Jellyfish

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 47:57


No, you're a towel.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E43 Sheeple Machine

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 42:47


Too many streaming services.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E42 Therapeutic Ass Whooping

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 58:57


This week we get our podcast banned in Utah and North Korea.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E41 A Bovine Remover

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 52:58


You'll never believe it, but Zach complains about some stuff this week. Also, the most important computer in the world, lonely Indian voters, and $42 beers.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E40 Bear Vs Bare

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 48:47


Join us as we discuss China and attempt to get our podcast officially banned in China.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E39 Check Out This Fat Bear

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2019 45:58


Join us this week as we discuss finding missing people on Google Earth, Pammy's podcast designed to rake in money, and Zach's rantings.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E38 Frickin' Wolf Ninjas

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 51:27


New format this week, let us know what you think! We discuss parking, eyesight, and sheepses.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

E37 Unhinged Reviews: A Picture of Danny Devito

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 36:44


Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

My Dog Is A Paradox

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 48:47


Join Brendan and Zach as they discuss the new Supra (again), using Ramen noodles to repair things, and Michael Burry. Also, week three of bamboozling Zach.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

That's Like Eight Milkshakes

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 57:18


Join Brendan and Zach as Brendan absolutely bamboozles his cohost with another excellent joke this week. They also discuss the worst license plate in the world, Norway's issues with flying, and an affordable supercar.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Trying to Jump an Eighteen Wheeler

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 54:45


Join Brendan and the enraged Zachary this week as they discuss Canadians. Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

I Would Rather Eat My Own Toes

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 69:55


Join Brendan and Zach for some Tech news and Bear facts this week! They discuss AI, spy gadgets, the new Toyota Supra, and the selling of bathwater.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Unhinged Stories: Is This Container Microwave Safe?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 29:50


Join Brendan and Zach as they explore some of the craziest stories in recent history, including a big military OOPS, some interesting cake, and buying uranium on Amazon.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

A Squirtgun With Four Legs

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 62:55


Join Chandler “Brendan” Bing and Joey “Zach” Tribiani in this weeks episode, as they discuss staying in a haunted Japanese castle, upcoming TV shows, the difficulties of space travel, and the most terrifying tractor trailer ever.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Sneaky Sneaky Missions

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 55:15


Join Buzz “Brendan” Lightyear and Woody, or “Zach” for this weeks podcast about Porsche, Google Stadia, the Cuphead TV show, Amazon Prime day, and how Hollywood is going down the drain.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

The Perfect Balance of Being Not Quite Dead

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 52:57


Join Han “Brendan” Solo and Princess “Zach” Leia for their return from a hiatus! They discuss the lack of dismemberment in the new Star Wars game, Facebook's Libra cryptocurrency, Poland, and the sketchiness of TwentyThree and Nope.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Don't Feed Your Children To Bears

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 58:11


Join J.D. and Turk (Brendan and Zach) as they discuss hanging off the side of a building, Apple taking advantage of sheeple, the Halo and Witcher TV shows, and the dangers of feeding bears.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Gear Knob Lever Shifty Thing

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 75:11


Join Marty McFly and Doc Brown (Brendan and Zach) as they explore the danger in "art", a steering wheel that intentionally burns you, and a Jeep that tries to kill people.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Kick You In The Foot, Stab You In The Face

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2019 55:31


Join Bubba and Forrest as they explore the complexities of Comcast spy devices, counterfeit iPhones, ScUber, and the fastest three legged horse in the Kentucky Derby.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

You Can't Eat Humans Unless They're Delicious Clones

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 66:47


Join us as we fight communism with flying taxis and edible human clones.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

It's a LASER GUN!

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 68:30


Brendan and Zach discuss a face-eating sloth bear, Sonic the hedgehog, a Virtual Reality game for dementia, Nick Cage's video game legislation, and a roomba that swears.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

The Olde Guarde of Gaming

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 67:35


Brendan and Zach have a discussion on video games with two of the members of the Eighth Bit Podcast, Anthony and Carley (Cup). Check out their podcast on spotify, Youtube Channel, and website.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

I Would Like My Body To Be Catapulted

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019 83:20


Brendan and Zach deep dive into polar-grizzly bear hybrids, known as pizzly bears, facial recognition, using drones as shotgun practice, Elon Musk's robot axis powers, and exciting upcoming video game news. Also, Brendan gets road rage.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Trying To Create Zombie Pigs

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2019 45:29


Join us as we discuss counter-terrorist bears, the Notre Dame cathedral, zombie pigs, the world's largest plane, and more.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

More Gooder - Interview with Dave Jackson from School of Podcasting

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 64:21


We talk to Dave Jackson from School of Podcasting about podcasting - where it's been, where it's going, and include some tips for budding podcasters and listeners alike.http://www.schoolofpodcasting.com/Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

A Wild Panda On The Loose

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 62:30


Join us as we discuss Chinese spies, viscous panda bears, and possibly the cutest animal you've never heard of.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

There Is More Space In Space

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 56:04


Join us as we discuss the regulation of social media, Harry Potter being bisexual, airbag claymores, murdering cyclists, and one very, very high bear.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon Youtube Facebook Instagram Teespring Podcast Host Twitter

Just A Guy In A Bear Suit

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2019 58:45


Join us as we discuss NASA space suits, shooting bears from airplanes, the EU Article 13, McDonald's AI, killing Bear Grylls, and much more.Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/launchspeed Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwx83YWiJQ07Y14u5kTUMiw Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LaunchSpeedPodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/launchspeed/ Teespring: https://teespring.com/stores/launch-speed-store Podcast Host: https://launch-speed.pinecast.co

You'll Get Eaten By Sharks... Or Turtles

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2019 79:42


Join us this week as we discuss J.K. Rowling, the Boeing 737 MAX, and Google Stadia: google's new video game streaming platform.Unfortunately, due to technical difficulties we aren't able to put the video from this episode on YouTube, but we put some outtakes there! https://youtu.be/HpqmuU-q23cReach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/launchspeed?alert=2 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwx83YWiJQ07Y14u5kTUMiw Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LaunchSpeedPodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/launchspeed/ Teespring: https://teespring.com/stores/launch-speed-store Podcast Host: https://launch-speed.pinecast.co

Unhinged Stories: A Kebab Going 100 mph

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 42:31


Unhinged Stories - where we find the craziest stories we can.The Hipster Effect: https://www.technologyreview.com/s/613034/the-hipster-effect-why-anti-conformists-always-end-up-looking-the-same/ Lincoln the Goat: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/goat-mayor-vermontn5c81937ee4b08d5b785fb614 Christmas in March: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/christmas-song-chokingn5c85dafee4b08d5b78631306 Oops, my gun: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mark-anthony-jones-penis-shootingn5c7d9493e4b0129e36bdd2bc I abducted myself: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/police-man-faked-abduction-to-avoid-super-bowl-payoutsn5c795ca5e4b033abd14b3e87 Hawkeye meets phoneI: https://mashable.com/article/phone-arrow-blocks-attack/?utmsource=feedly&utmmedium=webfeeds#Uu3IpEoEEPqm Millennials Suck.: https://www.dailywire.com/news/27051/humanity-has-failed-millennials-who-sank-boat-they-emily-zanottiReach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwx83YWiJQ07Y14u5kTUMiw Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LaunchSpeedPodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/launchspeed/ Teespring: https://teespring.com/stores/launch-speed-store Podcast Host: https://launch-speed.pinecast.co

Unless You're A One Handed Man

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2019 73:53


Our Weekly Episode - 3-16-19In this week's episode, you can catch up with Brendan and Zach in their ever eventful lives and how much they care for the seasons. Learn about how a polar bear could snag a low flying helicopter. They discuss the College Bribery Scandal that no one was surprised by. Did GoT sell out to SXSW? Thoughts and prayers to New Zealand families. Is the next big move online voting? Believe it or not, Tesla went back on their word about lowering costs. Halo is finally coming back to its origins and will be remastered for Personal Computers. Reach out to us at launchspeedpodcast@gmail.com or on Instagram or Facebook!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LaunchSpeedPodcast/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/launchspeed/ Teespring: https://teespring.com/stores/launch-speed-store Podcast Host: https://launch-speed.pinecast.co

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