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A pack of friends with a passion for film, tv and various sensitives topics. We give insight from a unique, raw, unfiltered, yet thought provoking perspective. With the occasional disdain for the same topics, each other and stuff.

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Nothing But Tangents Ep 0 - Final Moist Boys Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 84:51


The podcast isn't going anywhere, just changing the name, artwork, content, and account! But regardless of the name we will continue to give our audience underrated content for you to absolutely not think to. Thanks for listening all these months and we hope to see you all on the new Podcast! Find us on Instagram and Nothin But Tangents Podcast for updates.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode 39: Everything kinda went to shit

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 130:32


Although the boys took a break, there wasn't a shortage of shit that happened in the world. Some are incredibly serious and others mainly just really funny since we don't have to go through it. Come listen to the gang briefly touch on heartbreaking topics, speak on issues and lifestyles we have no business speaking on, and highlight some of the more entertaining moments of pop culture while glossing over real struggles. We are practically TMZ now, or any other podcast that speaks on pop culture. Is this the people we've turned into? Tune in and find out. Spoiler Alert: No, but it's getting real close.

Moist Boys Podcast: Black Lives Matter Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 145:20


TIME STAMPS: *This bitch is long as hell so utilize these* "How did we get here" (8:50) // "Protesting" (24:30) // "Riots vs Looting" (38:11) // "Personal encounters with racism and cops" (1:05:34) // "Quick breakdown on All Lives Matter (1:20:30) // "Struggle to find leadership & Defunding police (1:38:00) // Closing statements and some wildly inappropriate comments but whats this podcast without saying some spicy yet audacious F A C T S (1:54:20) // A serious yet familiar tragedy struck a nerve in the heart of American citizens and the black community as George Floyd was murdered for public display by a poison that we cannot seem to cure. While much blame is to be put on the police, an even greater blame should be held by our system, a system that rewards cops for murder fueled by systematic oppression and racism/bigotry. This episode was inspired by recent revolutions sprouting across the world and our fallen brothers and sisters getting their appropriate honor and recognition on a global scale. While this topic can and should be discussed with enough dialog to fill libraries, we decided to share our personal stories from protesting, personal viewpoints, and encounters with racism and oppression from a racist system. We hope we can reach the ears and hearts of those who find themselves sitting on the fence or stuck in the middle through telling these personal stories. We hope to spark heavily needed conversation within communities, homes, friend groups, even social media. But most importantly we hope this use of our platform continues to keep a spark alive in anyone who comes across this 2 hours and something minutes. The fight to dethrone a tyrant is a long one, and to rewrite a system to benefit each and every human life *but keep in mind the fight right now is for Black Lives* may take even longer. Stay vigilant, look out for yourself and those around you, and do not let up this pressure. You'll always have 4 bored 20 something year old's in your corner to back you up. 

Moist Boys Podcast Episode 38: Vanessa Hudgens saved hairy women

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 119:47


Time Stamps:Women as president (8:50), OK Boomer girl and why women need to stop being attractive on the internet  (26:48), the logistics of an E Girl service (53:40), Vanessa Hudgens and why she saved the culture of hairy women and is an example of a true modern day feminist hero (1:17:05), Musicians lasting in today's society and their content(1:27:08) This was recorded pre Covid-19. The MBP practices social distancing. And when you hear the next episode coming out, keep in mind that was also done with social distancing as well. We encourage those to stay inside and listen to the MBP. Spread the love, not the virus. Thank you all for tuning in and stay safe out there.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 37 Bernie Sanders vs Caitlyn Jenner and Spoon Faces (ft. Winrow The Square)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020 147:27


Blessing the MBP with a special guest appearance is Winrow The Square, the newest tic tok STAR to hit the scene. It can't be the angry rants episode without a few angry rants but before the gang gets into that, look forward to those hard hitting topics no other podcast is covering. The fellas touch on letting the gaming community have the N word (11:30), Jewish people featuring the holocaust and Bernie Sanders (19:00), Nicki Minaj and her relationship with sex offenders (42:49), and Waka Flocka Flame calling himself "wack"(46:00). If you've made it this far then stick around for the grand attraction to this episode; angry rants speaking on the Tic Toc Algorhtim (56:00) and The Last of Us tv show, why they need to make a God of War TV show instead on specific instructions on how to do it properly, as well as a FF7R review with insight as to how critics are proving themselves as unreliable sources except the MBP because we are smarter than everyone and never wrong in our FACTS (1:20:00). After some ranting, the MBP ties the episode up with a quick convo on when to send a dick pic and if platonic dick pics are acceptable and a quick game of "what's more offensive" that in hindsight could have been avoided (1:53:25). If we somehow haven't offended your culture to the point of driving you away then share us to whoever is prone to genius level takes and thanks for listening!

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 36 Look Me In The Eyes During Missionary

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 120:09


You'll be listening to this at the beginning of Women's Appreciation Month and Self Harm Awareness Month, but this recording was on the conclusion of Black History Month. Join us for another episode of hard facts, compelling and controversial viewpoints, and recording way too late into the night. The gang get together while being under the influence to discuss a wide variety of topics such as Projeckt Melody; the 3D cam girl (9:44), Watching anime the correct way or in dubs (18:32), the recent controversial topic of what is better; backshots or missionary (29:53), another crazy story from the guys that you don't want to miss (43:58), and why the public only shames Hip Hop artist for lying in their songs or creating stories (1:25:10).

Moist Boys Podcast Episode:35 Don't Forget The Balls

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 122:42


The biggest take away from this episode is hoping the audience will begin the movement for a national "Don't Forget The Balls" day, immediately after Valentines Day on the 15th. Dive into this episode as the gang talks about Dwayne Wade's Daughter and how we would handle having a trans offspring (10:58), How our parenting styles would be if we had kids and why half of the MBP will NOT be partaking in having a child (36:59), Story time on the almost best girlfriend the group has ever had including running a train on her? (53:20), another addition of "What has Bernie Sanders done for Black People" that is NOT slandering Bernie but asking a question that needs to be answered (59:37), Female condoms and adding a girl to the Triple Scoop featuring a phone call from Amir (1:16:00), and bringing the conversation back to running a train, would you do it, and another story that involves running a train on a girl again? (1:25:33). You won't want to miss these stories and what Bernie has done for black people so grab a snack, stick around for a good time, and don't forget the balls.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode 34: Reschedule Black History Month This Year

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 91:06


Man this month has been rough for Black History Month. But Black Pride last all year long 24/7, so the Moist Boys are keeping this thing going. After the intro, the guys get into another update on BHM 2020 (9:55) which lead into some convo on Oprah and Gayle, as well as what makes someone a coon (20:30), which ends off on speaking on racial tension and who is causing it in America (33:30). After as mature as it's going to get in this episode, the fellas tackle some tangents on cumming fast and lay down some hard facts on how much you have to make to be picky over dick. Take notes women (46:53). Immediately following that tangent is a little tangent on why the earth is flat. Take notes, round earthers (56:58). Then to end things off, solid cold hard proof how women or more toxic then men, featuring a famous little story from the bible (1:03:17). 

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 33 Sick Politics

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2020 61:31


The most mature episode of the MBP to date, as well as the shortest! Jam packed with politics and conversations about life, the MBP takes a smooth and grown approach for those waiting to hear what a group of 20 something year old's have to say about life in America. Starting off, the fellas, minus one fella and plus one lady, play with the idea of how another World War would affect the daily lives of Americans (0:00). After throwing around those ideas, the gang speaks on how ethnicity and cultures handle dealing with Mental Health Disorders and how it affects those who are Developmentally Disabled (21:36). Next, Sam gives us the run down on some Old but Gold political news and his thoughts as a Bernie Sanders supporter on Elizabeth Warren(37:32). Finally, the group gives their recommendations for the general audience (56:24). Thanks for listening!

Moist Boys Podcast Episode 32: Kim Kardashian vs Bernie Sanders

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 104:26


Welcome to another episode of the MBP, where changing our name is constantly in discussion and content is in abundance. This week the guys get into some deep topics, so put your thinking cap on and get ready to deep dive. Starting off with a bit of foreplay, the fellas tackle Black History Month (10:10) and who we have lost to the whites. Speaking of whites, the boys dig into the white standard of beauty and if it applies to men (32:30). Shortly after, the MBP tackles an important question society should begin to ask itself; who has done more for the black community, Bernie Sanders or Kim Kardashian? The answer may shock you (41:58). After some cold hard facts, some quick topics that are touched on are Billie Ellish speaking on Hip Hop (1:02:03) and creating a White History Month (1:10:26), which oddly go hand and hand. Finally the gang end the episode off with talking some more about sex workers and OnlyFans accounts (1:22:10). Tune in for this episode and share with your friends, you won't wanna miss this!

Moist Boys Podcast Episode 31: Rest In Paradise.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 113:24


Due to corona virus and losing Kobe and his family/friends in a helicopter crash, this episode is dedicated to everyone who has ever died. The episode starts off paying respects to Kobe Bryant, an icon who's mark on the sports industry will forever be ingrained in history, will live on through the sport of basketball, through the hearts of his fans, and through the mamba mentality. Also, the guys compare which death was sadder between Neji and Kobe (0:00). Shortly after, Baldo sheds some light on the corona virus and how it could possibly tie into Kobe's death (21:04). Then to end speaking on Kobe, the guys talk about how to have a hero in modern society (35:38). Here at the MBP, no one really gives a shit about the Grammy's, so after briefly talking about whatever happened there (42:38), the fellas dig deep into a controversial yet factual topic that women are more toxic than men (44:26). After input from men with absolutely zero input from women, Sam struggles to share his sex stories about spitting in his ex-girlfriend's mouth (1:02:30). Keeping on the topic the topic of sex, the MBP tackles incels and a sex positive society (1:09:50) and then end things off with a political debate between Christian and Sam (1:19:30).

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 30 Women's Appreciation Episode (Ft. Ace from Broke, Black, and Bored Podacast)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 136:10


While Ace was still in Northern California, the superstar drops back in the guest star on another episode. With Laurence coming back to the mic as well, the guys dedicate this episode to Women, as they show their appreciation and give respects to the magic that makes the world go round. Women around the world tune in, this episode is for you. The guys start off by spending the entire first half giving it up for women and naming famous accomplishments that have been brought to us by women, so get comfortable for that and get ready to feel the love. The crew take a tone shift and deep dive into Latin history and being comfortable in celibacy(1:19:19), where they encourage men to start saying "No" to sex a little more often. Then the guest of honor takes to reigns and gives the audience a run down on some Broke Black and Bored topics that you can find on his podcast (1:35:08). After some tangents and deep dives, the boys speak on Marriage and the appropriate time to move in with a partner (1:40:20). And finally to top things off, they Moist Boys talk more about porn and if a porn site doesn't sponsor them sometime soon then clearly some mistakes are being made on their part. Hop on the train while it's hot, you're move porn companies (1:57:20). Kings, make sure you take time to appreciate your Queens. Let them know they are noticed and loved. Hope our listeners are staying moisturized. 

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 29 It's 2020, Fuck You (Ft. Ace from Broke, Black, & Bored)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 112:13


This episode is sponsored and co-hosted by Ace from the Broke Black & Bored Podcast [https://www.instagram.com/brokeblackbored/]. The Moist Boys always start with foreplay [starting at 0:00, the fucking intro], then immediately dig into spicy and relevant topics. After introductions, the guys bringing in the new year with talking about exploiting Christian insecurities and how to rake in that profi- i mean tithes [10:20]. Next comes a graceful and appropriate transition into when should viewers begin paying for porn and respecting sex workers (please start paying your sex workers) [29:58]. After a long debate and breakdown on the porn industry, Ace explains why he hates Zendaya and why he thinks she's ugly, then immediately backs down and changes his opinion on the podcast [1:08:34], then the crew gives the audience their predictions for 2020 [1:10:28]. Then to bring a long end to the episode and officially bring in a Moist new year,  the group gives the audience a childhood story about their friend having a stroke and how they saved his life and totally didn't make fun of him [1:31:27]. Happy New Years and thanks for listening. We don't really care about new years that much. But we love you all.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 28 Bunch of fucking NERDS

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 112:15


If you are not into film, anime, or videos games then go ahead and listen to any other episode because the Moist Boys dig into geek culture for the entire episode. It's been a long time coming. Immediately kicking off the podcast is a short review/appreciation for Promare. If you have not had the luxury of watching Promare, then go ahead and skip to [16:10] where the boys go over one of the most asked question in nerd history, "Where the hoes at" (also featuring some tangents). After the guys discover the location of the hoes, some brief words are exchanged over rumors of casting for Marvel films [34:15] and the VGA's [38:12]. If you love anime and debates then you'll love this segment; the fellas get into a debate over a tier list on "most effective anime moves" [53:13]. After a thought provoking debate, the men take a tone shift and discuss the preference of getting picked up during sex [1:22:07]. Then to end off the podcast, the Moist Boys give a few words on taking your queen on a date to the Cheesecake Factory [1:34:45]. Hope you all enjoy!

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 27 Captain Cappin' the Caped Crusader

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 140:29


This episode is dedicated to all of those who have put on the cape for their love interest. Before getting into the first topic the guys flesh out what exactly makes the hero of our story so relate-able; what constitutes as a "Captain Save-A-Hoe" and what the title entails. First the first topic, Christian shares with us his experience on the job as the Caped Crusader "Captain Cappin'" while also breaking the silence on the truth that happened on the infamous night that lead to his retirement. After an amazing, heart tugging, inspirational story that will leave the audience breathless, Christian further breaks down the title of a Captain and why the negative stigma surrounded by the title should be shed [16:47]. After that invigorating segment, the fellas deep dive into another conspiracy theory over women's intuition. This leads to an open conversation about men having "stroke-it cycles" [47:17]. Shortly after, the men take a serious tone shift and talk about George Zimmerman suing the family of Travyon Martin [52:20]. Just when you thought the boys had a mature bone in their body, they go in on some tangents that you don't want to miss, including a run down on "the implications", and a truly heartbreaking story of a dirty rumor going around about Christian. Both of those plus much more.[1:21:54]. 

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 26 Happy Thanksgiving and if you don't celebrate it then you don't love America

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2019 116:04


The Moist Boys celebrate Thanksgiving a few days early and show up to dinner a day late with all of their listeners. Hope everyone enjoys their holidays and keeps that skin moisturized. This episode the Moist Boys start off with reminding the viewers at home about a special little event embedded in our hearts; the #Cutforbieber trend [11:28]. Next comes a smooth transition into Grammy nominations and predictions [20:21]. After a decent sized convo, the Moist Boys endanger their sponsorship with China and the Christians to give a brief update on Hong Kong [43:15] and an in depth convo on why Disney puts out the worst sequels and why they should hire us [45:27]. If you stayed with us for this long past the extremely insensitive rhetoric, you'll love the less insensitive Thanksgiving breakdown and what it is we are thankful for [1:04:22]. Then to end things off, the Moist Boys do what they do best; deep dive on tangents that have absolutely nothing to do with the brought up topic at hand to create that quality content you can't find anywhere else [1:28:15].  

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 25 We are starting to get a little disrespectful

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2019 100:36


Welcome back to another episode of the Moist Boys Podcast. We like to promote a dynamic range in order to ensure everyone expands their palettes and opens up to new genres of life. We also don't know where the line is and how to not cross it. If anyone can tell us where it is, that would help the podcast a lot. In this episode you'll find topics centered around the "Sonic the Hedgehog" film and why the audience should probably learn how to pick their battles [10:58], T.I.'s daughter controversy and the perfect solution to that pesky "Daughters Virginity being preserved" issue [23:52], Disney+ featuring rants over technology (PSA, you will never need your 4k curved TV and you will never be able to tell the difference) [39:40], Trust Issues and what warning signs cheaters subconsciously give (the truth will blow your mind im so fucking serious) [53:57], where your high school crush is at and would you still fuck them [1:03:00], and ending tangents that you'll want to stick around for mainly because i don't remember them [1:28:42].

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 24 Toxic Masculinity & Tangents, Tangents, Tangents!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2019 128:00


Welcome to the huge tangent episode, where the content is crisp even with barely any topics. First the moist boys cover the infamous Popeye's Chicken Stabbing (followed by tangents) [7:15]. Reminder; there are plenty of other chicken sandwiches with way less hormones and steroids. Next, the moist boys address recent issues in Sports, Music, and Movies [25:32]. Then for the remainder of the episode, the moist boys go over individual questions reminiscent to episode 7 (funny with a big dick go listen to it). Starting at [41:00], the moist boys deconstruct and examine social issues and cultural taboos such as "does toxic masculinity exist and are women exempt from toxic masculinity", "how has porn affected the way you view women", "are white men better at portraying black women better than black women", and actually much much more. Thanks for tuning in if you're reading this description! And if you're reading this and not tuning then fuck i guess i feel it but 41 minutes in is some heat.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 23 Kanye album review, Trans Athletes, and Satan

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 123:56


 After experiencing the new Jesus Is King album, the Moist Boys were convinced to walk the path of God, now making this a Chinese and Christian podcast. The sermon first starts off with an extensive breakdown and review of the holy book itself, "Jesus Is King" by Kanye West (16:20). While on the Christian high road, the boys try to make sense of recent twitter trends like "Verify Satan" and how to avoid getting your soul snatched and your asshole pounded by the Dark King himself (1:15:00). With religion out of the way, the boys look into a mirror to do some self reflection on their age and inability to comprehend what memes have become and what a Vibe Check is (1:21:30) (or somewhere around there). As if the old men couldn't get any older, a debate ensues on the topic of Trans Athletes and their place in sports (1:25:30). After insightful conversation filled with both false information and blatant lack of knowledge in the area, the sermon ends off with some lighthearted christian stories (1:41:41) and just about the greatest porn idea to ever cross the minds of these devout born again religious men. Music was brought to us by the beautiful Twinkie Clark.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 22 Getting Pegged and Gina "Niggas give me the heebee jeebee's" Rodriquez

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 113:17


In episode 22 of the Moist Boys Podcast, the boys give their take on a long list of controversial topics that you all have been dying to here their opinion on. The boys start off with the age old debate, "would you get pegged in the ass to save your marriage?", to which the audience will be surprised to hear the shocking answers (hint: no). Next, on a serious note, the boys debate over whether or not Pixar has it's own unique style, or is it just the money behind them that solidifies them as a artistic powerhouse? So basically, animated films = justice league, is Pixar the Batman of the group. Continuing the serious tone, the boys speak on recent allegations of Cuba Gooding Jr., as well as make a formal apology (which you'll probably be hearing a lot of). Don't sexually assault anyone guys, in case you didn't know. There's actually a ton of topics discussed, so much that i'd rather not write them down. But they include no long supporting live action Mulan, Gina "Niggas give me the heebee jeebee's" Rodriquez, and end off the topics with stories from their youth which you actually do not want to miss.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 21 Joker Review, BET Awards, Carole & Tuesday Review, The Danielle Fishel Story

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 162:15


The moist boys are back at it with a review episode. The podcast starts off declaring this podcast under the rule of China, so China please send us money (6:42). Reviews start off with an in-depth analysis and evaluations on the socio ethnic culture created by a white capitalist regime under the guise of Hip Hop from none other than the Dance Nigg- I mean the BET Awards (13:56). After an emotional and heated breakdown of the BET Awards, the boys slow down the pace and refresh your taste palettes with a Carole & Tuesday review (1:12:04). After the tone has smoothed out, things get spooky as the moist boys take you through the mind of the Joker, as they give a character study and review of the film created by that one guy who made The Hangover (1:17:08). The Moist Boys end off the night to tuck you in with a kiss and a bedtime story about Danielle Fishel (2:25:07).

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 20 Don't drug people, Michael B. Uzumaki, Greta Thornberry, Accountability, and Choose your Kardashian

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2019 110:50


This week we are blessing our listeners to BACK TO BACK episodes of the MBP, which is why you've all been having that smooth skin, sweaty pits, and natural lubrication all week. This episode the fellas go over a lot of jokes we are going to have to apologize for and explain at one point (we stand with you, Eddie Murphy). Maturity is clearly our strong suit here, so grab your note books to take notes as the boys drop philosophical gems you won't find anywhere else on the internet. None of the ideas created in this episode are trademarked but do give us a shout out if you use any material. This episode was brought to you by Climate Change, so keep those polar ice caps melting so the Boys can stay Moist. Also we don't own any of the music played on this podcast so if you didn't sue us that we be killer AND as always, thanks for listening.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 19 Changing Sexuality, Self exploration through porn, Cupcakke calls it quits, Joker's influence

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 91:04


Someone should change this bio soon enough. Not the usual bio maker here. In this episode we talk about tricking our senses to change our sexuality, Teen and Incest porn, Cupcakke quitting music, and how the Joker movie could influence a society. This episode is sponsored by sexuality, the trait that defines what porn category you go to. Sexuality is interchangeable, allowing you to adapt to any social setting or culture at any appropriate time. Wanna kiss your best buddy goodnight but tired of saying "no homo" each time you do? Just buy a sexuality and go to town on your best friend. Make sure you grab one before they run out, and use the code MOIST to get 20% off your next order. Order at www.pornhub.com. 

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 18 The FBI

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 125:49


Decided to go with a simple title this time around. Why you ask WELL its a very special we welcome laurence back.. for the third time.. BUT more importantly we welcome local sac artist Winrow the square commonly known to us as.. Derrick. So sit down and don't relax as you listen in on Four Blacks Instigating also known as the FBI.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 17 Post-Nut Epiphanies, Gaming, Imperfections In Shows and Anime Sterotypes

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2019 94:51


 I was really tempted to call this The return of Laurence part 2 the sequel, but decided against it. Anyway laurence is back again and brings with him a plethora topics and one corny ass intro. So sit back relax and listen in on this weeks episode where we talk about post nut epiphanies, attractive people in gaming and stereotypes in anime and we finally reveal which moist boy likes to take a taste of the cheeks is it me? or another moistly?!d listen in and find out.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 16 Nicki Minaj, Weird Surgery, Kevin Hart, Spider-Man

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2019 117:10


I've noticed a common trend with our podcast, we have some usual insightful takes and then we just go ahead and ruin everything. Though for the most part at the beginning of this podcast we're rather tame and mature. As usual we start with some tame foreplay and then we just really get into it. This time we have plenty of topics ranging from Jay-z and nicki minaj to kevin hart and his accident, and even weird surgery for weird parts of your body. By now Christian might be right in assuming that we are living in an alternate dimension. Sam has another topic though this time we ended up agreeing with him. So lay down grab a cup of tea or hot coco or maybe like a white chocolate mocha and listen in on this weeks episode of the moist boys. Maybe for the last time..Dun dun dun. Probably not though.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 15 My Brother; Smash bros, 13 reasons why, Dave Chappelle,Stuff

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2019 121:40


You know this started out as a really calm episode. But what happened towards the end? What chaotic force of nature could've intervened that led to this episode getting so out of control? Well since the dawn of time we all knew it would happen and instead of preparing for it we sat back and embraced the fated day that was to come. Instead in our blind arrogance we thought we were equipped to deal with what was ahead.. But we did not yet know of the eventuality that was to come. Yes that's right today the prophecy has been has fulfilled. On this weeks episode of the moist boys.....Sam has a topic.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 14 Invader Zim, Cannon busters, Amazon Fire, Matrix and Communism

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 125:12


You guys remember how on power ranger you’d get hyped when the sixth ranger would show up halfway through the season?Mainly because he’d be the strongest and have some cool gimmick like controlling MechaGodzilla or something.Well this is nothing like that.(Or is it?!) FIND OUT NOW! On this weeks episode we welcome a very special guest. That’s right fellow Moist Boy Laurence returns to our ranks! He’s finally back having escaped purgatory and with him he brings a ton of anime conversation. So strap in and listen in on this weeks episode of the podcast as we talk about the Amazon fire, Invader Zim, Anime, Cannon Busters and Communism (not sure about that last one) in our usual moist boy style.

Moist boys Podcast Episode: 13 We talk Sex Tiers, Mia Khalifa, Billie Eilish, Police Standoff and Women in advertisement

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 82:33


Does any one honestly read the description? 

Moist boys Podcast Episode: 12 Rated E for Exterminated Everyone

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 86:12


Been a crazy week you know, things have happened both serious and hilarious. But here the moist boys never shy away from the sensitive topics. Though I'm pretty sure after this podcast we will. So as usual sit back relax and listen in on a very moist take on the recent events that have been plaguing our nation. But i believe that the day will arrive when the inevitable will happen. Yes one day the unexpected will occur and for the first time it what feel like for ever Sam will finally have a topic. Today is not that day though.

Moist boys Podcast Episode: 11 Give it a Chance.....

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 89:50


If you never listen to this podcast ever again either for the title or the content we completely understand. But on this weeks podcast we get heavy and talk about some serious topics. We also rip on Chance's new album for a good 40 minutes. So tune in to this weeks podcast to heat us talk about serious issues, Disney's recess, and how much chance loves church and his wife.

Moist boys Podcast Episode: 10 Beyonce Feat. Lion King

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 101:09


Stuff happens, life happens. We were gone for a week leaving you all dehydrated. Desperate you called out and scoured the lands looking for anything that could satiate your thirst. From the elephant graveyard to the pride lands it seemed like salvation would never come and you would go your entire life moistless once again. Then out of nowhere a ray of hope appeared and your life knew moist once again. The moist boys have have returned! and we used up our missed week for this year. But anyway tune in on the moist boys as we talk about race, Lion king, koreans and stuff.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 9 The N***a Mermaid

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2019 97:29


Should I address it? The giant pink elephant in the room? Well here goes. As you know here on the moist boys podcast we ride the line between comedic, raunchy (is that the right word?) and serious. Though as per usual you wouldn't be able to tell it through the title. Thanks to our new thumbnail however courtesy of the very talented Sam we can finally show what little audience some semblance of our appearance, and as you can see none of us are white. Thats right there's no pumpkin spice lattes goin on in here. So hopefully you can forgive our title though if you don't, it won't matter. This is the moist boys podcast and controversial titles is our middle name. So on this weeks podcast strap in and clench your cheeks as we discuss the Little mermaid controversy that honestly shouldn't even be controversial, Smash players smashing lil kids, Something else that christian brought up,(music I think?). Not gonna lie its been a long week so i can't remember.BUT I do remember that as always we talk about all those things with hilarity and insight and of course we also talk about stuff..... Please forgive title,

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 8 Finger In Our Butt

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 81:26


Despite the title we actually manage to get pretty serious for about 15 seconds on this weeks podcast. Not only do we have a moment of silence for a fallen icon but we also take time to let everyone know to seek help when they can. As usual however in classic moist boys fashion we manage to screw it up immediately. On this weeks episode we talk about the BET awards, our audience stats, seeking help, lewd models finessing the system and our fantasies about being fingerd in the butt and stuff. BUT that's not all on this weeks very special episode of moist boys a fellow moist boy professes his love for another moist boy! Who loves who? and do they reciprocate their feelings? Will they be able to hold hands and move onwards into the unknown? Find out on the Moist Boys Podcast!

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 7 Funny With A Big Dick

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 92:05


Once again I feel the sudden urge to explain and justify the title. But once again no amount of explaining could do it justice so you'll have to just listen and hopefully understand why we chose to name this episode with that title. If by any chance you're still reading this description or any descriptions for that matter I feel that I must both congratulate you and warn you. A warning? For the moist boys podcast you ask. Well yes but this isn't a warning about our content per say, but rather a warning about our structure. You see for the most part we try to have some semblance of structure. On this weeks episode however we threw that out the window. On this weeks episode we're rogue, unchained and beholden to no one not even ourselves. So listen in on this chaotic episode of the Moist Boys where we talk about relationships, artists, race wars, and as always stuff.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 6 The Bottom

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 78:58


Let me tell you a story, long ago an editor sat in his room not knowing his charger was failing. He edited into the night only for his laptop to die. No problem he thought as he ordered a new one online. Then in two days as the new one was set to arrive, it mysteriously vanished 6 stops away form his house. Where did it go? no one knows. Any way this episode was delayed for a bit but never again...hopefully. Join us once again on the moist boys podcast recorded on June 6. I would also like to point out that Larvin predicted the corgi pokemon before its reveal.  

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 5 Wrap Your Willy

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 70:10


On this episode of the podcast we get really real, really quick. We talk about topics that a good 75% of the moist boys probably aren't educated enough to talk about. Listen in as we go from blues clues to the straight pride controversy and how we eventually manage to mess it up.We also have a very special guest who is also a homegrown artist. Who could it be?! Its Kai Lord the special guest is Kai Lord

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 4 Get In The Kitchen

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 72:17


Anyone actually read the descriptions anymore? Anyway the title plays into the podcast I promise, but I think we've finally arrived. We have an organized list of topics, we don't sound dead, and most importantly were finally up to date. SO on this weeks episode of moist boys we rant about graduations, an Aladdin movie review, some white rapper guy who's name I've completely forgotten, attractive cartoon characters, death stranding and video games and naturally like we do on all episodes so far and many more to come we also talk about stuff.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 3 The Blacks

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 78:05


You know as I sat alone in my room uploading this one, I thought that for sure I would have an explanation for the title. I now realize that I was far too hopeful. In the end there nothing I can really write or say that will explain the title we've chosen to give this episode. I can only advise you to grab a drink maybe a snack, take your shoes off and sit back and relax as you listen to this weeks episode of moist boys appropriately titled..... "The Blacks".

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 2 We tried and stuff

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 73:41


Not going to lie this isn't our best one, it was our second episode in and we were tired and sick. Still we tried but just you wait we pick it up next episode... honestly just skip the first 2 and go straight to the 3rd one. Kinda like the star wars prequels.

Moist Boys Podcast Episode: 1 Endgame

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2019 63:02


On episode one of the Moist boys we talk endgame and stuff.

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