My Dark Hour

Empty your uterus and move on with your life; checking out the clot situation; hardcore into menstrual cup culture; a 5-star period solution.

Water diarrhea + existential dread.

Wall-to-wall mistakes; I just want a Matt Haney; olden-times stupid guy; so many ferns; we're keeping Pennie afloat, y'all; men and their feelings, men and their dicks.

So much marble, so much wrought iron; the universe was sending out real bad vibes; we're fucked up, you guys.

GarageBand is a mystery; a troubling amount of research; misunderstood warrior poets; I can remember rolling my eyes a lot afterwards; who put me in charge?

Sadness can lead to murder; philosophy is powerful when you're, like, 16; so many hearts; so AOL.

Played the fuck out; super movie-star teeth; the way to my heart is through my colon; it went down easy.

Wall-to-wall khaki; real smart; his piece-of-shittiness; the internet hordes are definitely coming for us; it's always men and their penises.

Bitch needed to pluck his eyebrows; filled the hole with ghost stories; not podcast-appropriate; a skin tag detour.

Mistake 0.5; everyone talks about vomit; I can't even make fun of the man's perm; a pre-crushing situation; very, like, industrial England.

Big names my mom would know; Iron Maiden dark; Ted got hella emo; his sad face is so big right now; nobody fucking rhymes.

The '70s: WTF; Carol DaRonch is our hair idol; you know he's not smooth.

Carefree hair; we're learning shit; do not bring a balanced viewpoint to this; woof, indeed.

Self-published nonsense; he pulled a Gary Ridgway; I don't get this, it's the fucking '70s; penis + ego + being a Republican; gimme yo poop!

So much hair being found; you don't come here for class; woodsy as fuck; baby oil, world religions, and flute; girl, the unibrow.

A giant clusterfuck of climbing; like, totally tragic; not Zen about fucking any of this; a wide variety of decomposition.

Freeballin'; the Dave Reichert of Everest; it's kind of like a sacred place; a horny level of 10; bitch, you're not wearing wing tips.

Buried under mountains of shit; mens' feelings coming out in violence; wall-to-wall screaming; a simple meatball stain.

Go Ask Alice vibe; smelling poop super intensely; a lot of priest stuff + Catholic shit; theory 4.5; Jay Anson!

Cover your load; a witch doctor of not getting STDs; eye communication; fuck Peaches the poodle; really, really strong horny urges.

Healthy shaming; vagina beer; door-to-door religious; Ted Bundy can kiss our collective asses.

Dave Reichert - a boner for media attention and lust in his heart; I can't talk about that motherfucker for an hour.

Strapping underneath; when someone's house stinks, you need to turn them in to the police immediately; if you want to cry really hard for a really long time.

Pimp wars; you get killed on the bus; the queen of hyperbole; Ted Bundy is not even cute; decomposition is scary.

The background of the case; the SeaTac Strip; the 1980s were fucked up.