My First Fanfiction

Julia, Bill, Taiva and the rest of the gang are back for one last (incomplete) adventure! Picking up where we left off, things are somehow worse than ever for Bill and Julia. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Author Elle finishes Pain Without Love with a wonderful array of hilarious typos. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

It's time for the wedding we've all been waiting for! Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Taiva is off to commit a murder while Dr. Porridge gives us some ASMR. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

This week we're introducing the newest member of the MFF Team, Dr. Greg Porridge! Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Everyone's favorite POV character is back and taking care of business. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Bill still can't conceive of the idea of two people being pregnant at the same time, while Taiva takes things into her own hands (again). Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Elle and Duncan debate about meme references while Julia accompanies Bill and Cleo to an ultrasound appointment - a very normal thing to do with your enemy! Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Our story takes a turn as we delve deep into the mind of our favorite forgotten side character: Taiva. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Cleo is able to pull off the most poorly thought out villain plot of all time, and Julia has the maturity of a toddler. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

In one of our longest chapters yet, we're reintroduced to a foe turned friend. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Host Elle is frustrated about email scams, while Author Elle learns a new word. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Duncan continues to time Elle while Bill remembers who he is. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

What will it take for Bill to remember that he's dating our beloved street rat? Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Bill forgets who he is, while Elle wishes Duncan would forget the voice he uses for Simone. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Bill struggles to remember Julia while Elle and Duncan struggle to figure out what happened to him in the first place. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Duncan has fully recovered from Covid just in time for the classic fanfic trope we've been predicting for years! Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Elle and Duncan hype up his parents, while Bill's take the news of Julia's pregnancy as well as one would expect. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia goes to the doctor to check up on their baby, which may or may not be a clown, while Duncan tries to make as many Simpsons references as possible. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Elle relives her Guitar Hero days, while Julia says very few words and discovers windows. Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Elle has some exciting IRL publishing news, while Bill and Julia finally take off and leave behind this one hotel town - hopefully for good!   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Does Bill forget all about Julia and their unborn child? Was the truck driver that hit him really Jesus? Will we ever get Taiva's POV again? So many questions going into the Kisses of Regret finale!   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: @firstfanfictionpodcast Email: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

With just two chapters left of the story, Kisses of Regret takes a strangely pro-life turn.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

In a truly remarkable chapter, Julia heads off to get an abortion, and Elle and Duncan get inside Taiva's mind.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Our favorite street rats are going through the trash!   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

We're back from our hiatus and Julia and the gang are as chaotic as ever! Follow us on social media!   Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

On page we get the worst kind of fade to black, while off the page Elle and Duncan discuss the Fast & Furious franchise, and gestation periods.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Elle and Duncan are back from hiatus, and the Kisses of Regret crew are back in full swing with a brand new set of antics.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia learns a new skill, while Elle and Duncan practice their Mickey Mouse impressions.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia makes a disturbing observation about Bill's lips, while Elle defends her cooking skills.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Duncan and Elle argue about bridges, while Bill faces off against some rats to find Julia.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Duncan makes one too many pop culture references that go over Elle's head, while Julia and Taiva hang out under a bridge.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia is reunited with her friend that we've never heard of, and Elle reveals a past fictional crush.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Duncan provides us with a very important update on our beloved friend, Juice, while Julia finally wakes up from her coma to find this is not her beautiful house, this is not her beautiful wife.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Elle and Duncan are concerned about a squirrel, while Bill refuses to face Julia unless he's given a Scooby snack.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Elle reveals the glitchy code she never solved, while Bill continues to run around screaming.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Duncan asks the all important question: are there any memes left? And we get a brand new POV!   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Duncan and Elle take a bird watching break, while Bill attempts an (illegal) grand romantic gesture.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

To make up for last week's unfortunate chapter, author Elle is coming in hot with a very exciting twist for this week's chapter, which puts Host Elle's accent skills to the test.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

CONTENT WARNING: this episode features graphic depictions of self harm. If you would rather not listen to this type of content we strongly encourage skipping this episode, as we will be recapping it the following week!   After a two week hiatus, author Elle disappoints with quite possibly the shortest chapter in My First Fanfiction history.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

This week's episode is brought to you by: Aladdin.   Follow us on social media! Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Bill continues to be a massive creep, and Duncan shows off his excellent horse impression.   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Author Elle takes on a new medium: dreams, while Host Elle's own dream comes true!   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia's inability to read causes more issues with the text than anticipated, and Elle and Duncan deal with a drag race outside of their window.   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia and Bill take their relationship to the next level, and we finally get all of those firsts we were promised in the last chapter.   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia and Bill finally take their 'slowburn' romance to the next level with a trip to the mall - more specifically to Hot Topic.   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia and Bill's relationship takes an unexpected turn, while Elle and Duncan look up the meaning of 'head over heels.'   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

We meet a very important new character: Cleo's hat, and encounter quite possibly the best line in Tokio Hotel fan fiction history.   Chapter description: Julia's first concert experience   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia proves herself to be the world's biggest hater.   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

Julia experiences her first ever kind gesture during her second interaction with Bill. Duncan and Elle high five for the first time ever on air.   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com

In an unfortunate turn of events, Elle wrote even more Tokio Hotel fan fiction, which means we're back! This season we'll be following Julia, a girl with 'no name' who still wears the latest Hot Topic skinny jeans and lives in the back of a hotel employee lounge. Will famous German rockstar Bill come along and sweep her off her feet? Will it make even slightly more sense than Forgotten Memories did? Don't get your hopes up.   Follow us on social media! Facebook: My First Fanfiction Twitter: @myfirstfanpod Instagram: firstfanfictionpodcast Gmail: myfirstfanfiction@gmail.com