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The Paid in Green Peppers movie review podcast - watching the worst movies ever made so you don’t have to!

Shane Aden


    • Jul 27, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 20m AVG DURATION
    • 18 EPISODES


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    Episode 4.2: Dónde Está My Time Back?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 102:49


    It's Christmas in July! This episode the guys review Santa Claus vs. The Devil. No, not the recent Supreme Court case, but the 1959 Mexican Matinee Masterpiece. Vince leads the discussion for the first time, Shane rails against Christmas for the thousandth time, and Pat laughs like a hyena sucking nitrous oxide as per usual. The entire movie is only about twenty minutes long, but there's an hour of filler, including a dance number in Hell, ten minutes of some of the most racist stuff you'll see outside of a Goebbels film, a Santa who is probably high, a werewolf blacksmith, and, for some reason, Merlin. Also, a bunch of kids that have no parents that raises the Spector of Epstein Island. PLUS the super secret origin of the podcast! (Make sure you listen all the way through, kids!)

    Episode 4.1: There's No Way EVERYONE Was Kung-Fu Fighting….

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 104:53


    That's right, Pat & Shane are back from the gutter — and they've brought someone with them! Season 4 opens up with a review of Force: Five. Yeah, no else has ever heard of it either. Directed by the same man that brought us Enter the Dragon and Game of Death, it's essentially the same movie, but without any martial artists. Some people think that this movie served as the template for the 80's TV show The A-Team, but then again some people believe that the earth is flat and that the Edsel was a cool looking car. Highlights include spurs on house slippers, a bloodhound bull, and some of the most un-spectacular stunts ever accidentally caught on film. Also, a surprise guest! And just remember, if the game is afoot, the answer is a shoe.

    Episode 3.5: You're (thanks)Killing Me, Smalls!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 85:14


    The guys review what is literally one of the worst movies ever made, ThanksKilling. The whole movie is just a foam rubber turkey head puppet on a rampage. Yeah, that's it. Just further proof that each day we drift further away from God's love. When the highlight of a movie is a puppet wearing Groucho glasses, you know that it's no good.

    Episode 3.4: The Real Challenge Was Sitting Through This!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 103:05


    How bad is it if you can't afford David Carradine? Pretty bad, apparently. The Challenge, starring Scott Glenn, a/k/a the Poor Man's David Carradine, came out in 1982, just ahead of the Ninja craze. Maybe they should have waited a year and added a few masked assassins in black pajamas. A muddled tale involving the ownership of swords, it's one of the last appearances of Toshirô Mifune. One can only assume he died of shame. Trigger warning: don't watch this if you are sensitive to animal abuse.

    Episode 3.3: Godfrey Ho-ly Crap! Which Ones Were the Ninjas?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 78:12


    Godfrey Ho strikes again. Ninja Operation 7 is the sequel to a nonexistent movie and, well, shouldn’t exist either. A mishmash of jungle people, martial arts, and a lost mine that’s obviously a tourist cave, Ho hits a new low. Pat had technical difficulties making him sound like he had a stroke, Shane actually had a stroke from rage. Enjoy!

    Episode 3.2: Beware Cheap Chinese Knockoffs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 119:49


    In this episode the boys revisit Infra-Man, one of Pat’s favorite movies of all time. Spoiler alert: Shane didn’t like it. Infra - Man is just a cut rate Power Ranger episode without the good fight choreography, at least according to Shane. It’s been a while since Shane got this worked up. So while he recovers from the aneurysm he suffered whilst recording this episode, take time to enjoy some first rate rants!

    Episode 3.1: Just Another Reason to Hate Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 82:00


    In the first episode of Season 3, the guys review Christmas Evil, a wretched mess of a story about an idiot that falls into self delusion so much he starts killing people. (Same as that god-awful Joker movie that came out last year) Featuring the worst ending of any movie ever. Yes, worse than Ninja Terminator.

    Episode 2.10: Jesus! That Was Horrible!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 90:13


    This episode we review J.C., an obscure bad biker gang film from 1972. Falsely advertised with the premise of Jesus Christ being reincarnated as the son of an Alabama preacher, this film fails to deliver on any level. When the highlight of a film is Slim Pickens being Slim Pickens, your film is lacking.

    Episode 2.9: I’m Really Not That Thankful

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 78:34


    This week the boys review Home Sweet Home, the horrendous garbled mess of a movie from 1981. Starring the dude from Body by Jake, this early slasher film fails to deliver any kind of entertainment. It’s supposed to be in color, but it’s mostly just black. Even Pat couldn’t find any redeeming qualities in this schmootz.

    Episode 2.8: Who Was That Masked Man? Nevermind, I Don’t Care.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 114:57


    In this episode Shane and Pat delve deep into the philosophical meaning behind Santo and Blue Demon vs. The Monsters. Finding that the lacks anything resembling a deeper meaning, or for that matter, anything resembling a plot, Shane rages at the world, and prays for the end of mankind. Surprisingly, this may have been the least offensive film reviewed by this podcast. Mexican cinema at its finest?

    Episode 2.7: The Bronx Just Got Worse, But How?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 87:29


    In this Episode, Shane & Pat review Escape From the Bronx, sequel to The Bronx Warriors, a movie we endured in Episode 2.2. Was this cinematic offering any better than the original? Surprise, the answer is no, but at least the leading man learned how to walk like a real boy.

    Episode2.6: Black Cats Are Bad Luck

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 85:41


    This episode we look at The Black Cat, a/k/a The Third Mother, a/k/a Demons 6 de Profundis. As Shakespeare said, a movie by any other name will probably suck, and this movie is no exception. A steaming hot mess of Italian garbage, prepare to throw yourself in front of a moving train in order to avoid watching this mess.

    Episode 2.5: My Brain Has Been Terminated. By A Ninja.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 75:20


    Ninja Terminator is not so much a movie as a series of incoherent and unrelated sequences, most of which are pretty generic fight scenes. For a move called Ninja Terminator, it’s pretty short on ninjas and cybernetic killing machines from the future.

    Episode 2.4 — Mazel tov! You’re Both Pathetic!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 76:22


    In this episode we examine Dracula vs Frankenstein, and I don’t mean the Supreme Court case. A shockingly bad marring of two of the greatest movie monsters of all time, chocked full of movie footage unrelated to what’s allegedly going on. Lon Chaney Jr.’s last movie, one can only assume he died of a combination of shame and cirrhosis of the liver.

    Episode 2.3: Baby Don’t Hurt Me, No More......

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 68:51


    Delving into 1973’s The Baby, a discombobulated tale of Münchausen Syndrome by Proxy. Slap your eye with a cactus instead of sitting through this one.

    Episode 2.2: The Class of 1990 - I Don’t Remember It Being Like This....

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 54:17


    We delve into the Cult Classic 1990: The Bronx Warriors. But why?

    Episode 2.1: Is It Over Yeti?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 48:53


    An in depth look at Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century. Never heard of it? Don’t worry, no one else has either.

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    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 1:01


    Just the intro and a bit of rambling

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