Rockett Radio

Werrrrr’eeee Back!!! What an incredible show! Interview and Music from Matt Griffo, Bad Teenage Moustache’s New Song “Real Life”, Chris Zaucha guest stars on Winner of the Week, and a dramatic reading of an email about a colostomy bag! Us the Amazon Search Bar at http://www.rockettradio.com and help support your friendly neighborhood podcaster!

What a sorted bunch Zaucha and Rockett have for you this week!Keandra Harrison peed on a cop.Dana Snay cost her dad 80K.Michael Williams tried to pay with a trillion dollar bill.Webster Lucas is suing Mickey D’s over napkins.And @_itk_agent_vigo made sweet love to a Dominos Pizza!Epic! Vote Here!More at http://www.rockettradio.comhttps://soundcloud.com/danny-rockett

You decide who will be this weeks “Winner of the Week”! Chris Zaucha and Danny Rockett discuss the wild antics of this weeks contestants. Will it be? Ashley Prenovost, the naked bloody horny girl? Chadre Oraon, the man with a tail who is worshipped as a monkey god? Adam Howe, the selfie bandit. Conrad Hopper, naked and crazy nonsense spewing clock wielder? Unidentified Woman who drunkenly tried to join the mile high club with an innocent passenger? Or reigning champion Gerard Streeter who had sex with a discarded couch?Vote here!http://www.rockettradio.comhttp://www.youtube.com/user/dannyrockettSupport Rockett Radio by using the Amazon Search Bar and buying this!

Living the dream in Chicago, IL. Chris Zaucha got a job. The Cubs got a mascot. And a Sushi Restaurant Got a Bad Review! All this and more.Catch Bad Teenage Moustache, The Rockett Radio House Band, in NYC and Chicago!January 28th, Bowery Electric, NYC, 9pmFeb 4th, The Way Station, Brooklyn, 9pmFeb 12th, Bucktown Pub, Chicago, 9pmThanks for supporting the podcast by using the Amazon Search Bar!More at http://www.rockettradio.comhttps://soundcloud.com/danny-rocketthttps://www.facebook.com/TensionZeroband EP Devilawyer is available on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/tensionzero/sets/tensionzero-devilawyer-ep

You choose who wins dinner at Danny Rockett’s House, by electing this weeks “Winner of the Week”!Who will it be? Jennifer “The Mattress Eater”Ryan Bensen and Erica Manley “The Meth Tippers”Mark “Coonrippy”Brown “Raccoon Loving Governor”Ronald Savoy “Deli Masturbator”or Dennis Rodman “Birthday Singing Traitor”Chris Zaucha and Danny Rockett have all the disturbing details for you!Vote Here! http://www.rockettradio.com/Rockett_Radio/Winner_of_the_Week.htmlNominate Next Weeks Winner of the Week by emailing dannyrockett@gmail.com or chris.zaucha@gmail.comMore at http://www.rockettradio.com

Well, it’s that time of year again. Jingle Jingle....Ho-Ho-Ho....In this very special XXX-Mas episode, we visit with my “soon to be unemployed friend” Chris Zaucha at his bankrupt grocery store, listen to dirty XXX-Mas Carols, and more! Buy the Album “XXX-Mas in Hell” here!http://rockettradio.bandcamp.com/album/rockett-radios-xxx-mas-in-hellThanks for supporting Rockett Radio by using the Amazon Search Bar at http://www.rockettradio.com

Before there was nerd sheik, the was the Great Lukeski. A favorite artist of Dr. Demento, a caricaturist, musician, and comedian, the Great Lukeski has over 4GB’s of demented pop culture centric musical humor to share with you....Plus! Lukeski, The Garrister and I review the new Britney Spears album!Check out all things Lukeski here http://www.thegreatlukeski.comThanks for supporting Rockett Radio by using the Amazon Search Bar!http://www.rockettradio.com

This Thanksgiving I’m thankful for having an interesting life. Sometimes a little too damned interesting...but hey...I gotta get material for this podcast somehow!Thanks for supporting the podcast by using the Amazon Search Bar at... http://www.rockettradio.com

So my friend Jesus has released a new ios app. He called me up to tell me all about it and said a prayer for my heater. He’s a swell guy indeed, a little needy, but swell none-the-less. Buy his app here...I actually love it.... Please Support Rockett Radio! Use the Amazon Search Bar @ http://www.rockettradio.comAnd Buy me a grave will ya!!!!! http://www.gofundme.com/50ty14

This episode features a review of Paul McCartney’s new album. Hilarious commercials. Fake News. And a Song about Asparagus Pee!Please support Rockett Radio @ http://www.rockettradio.comAnd follow me on Soundcloud! https://soundcloud.com/danny-rockett

Over a decade ago I happened upon a band in the East Village of NYC called Dufus, led by one of my favorite musicians on the planet, Seth Faergolzia, as he gets ready for a tour of the American South. I have the pleasure of interviewing him and featuring his amazing music! In addition, on this Rockett Radio “double episode”, is a Fu@%^’d Up S*&T from history concerning the “gentrification” riots in the East Village. Please support Rockett Radio by Using the Amazon Search Bar at..http://www.rockettradio.comalso...listen to and buy Seth’s latest album here!

Welcome to another season of Rockett Radio! We celebrate by releasing Rockett Radio Ripoff’s Vol. I Buy it! Damnit! And use the Amazon Search Bar at http://www.rockettradio.com. I gots to get paid party people! Podcasts don’t grow on trees ya know!Looking forward to another year of ridiculous anger and silliness with you all....Also check out http://www.sonranto.com to see what I’ve been upto lately...

Ok...so I have a new favorite person in Chicago, his name is Billy Wayne and he’s better than you in all ways!Great stories! Great Songs! A very warm, kind, and funny man....Thanks for supporting Rockett Radio by using the Amazon Search Bar at http://www.rockettradio.comAlso the New Rockett Radio Album! Rockett Radio Rip Offs!

Do you like getting stung by bees? Do you enjoy long drives through the desert in the middle of the night? Then maybe bee keeping is for you! My cousin Owen Swinford, beekeeper to the stars, explains all things bees in this epic interview. Support the podcast please. Use the Amazon Search Bar at http://www.rockettradio.comAlso check out Danny Rockett’s new chicago Cubs podcast at http://www.sonranto.com

While listening to Johnathan Brandmeier last week, I heard a fighter named Boban simic interviewed on the radio, who was being harassed by the cops for swimming in Icy Lake Michigan. I liked what he had to say, so I went down to Montrose beach to watch him swim, and ask him to talk to me...he did....Check him out kicking arse....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdQ2T17KTxohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAnGzJ7HlMQAs always...support Rockett Radio with the Amazon Search Bar at http://www.rockettradio.com

Happy Easter! The day where millions of christians worldwide celebrate the death and ressurection of Jesus Christ. On today’s podcast, we tell you the Passion of the Christ. The Lost Gospel of Danny Rockett.Are you stupid? Use the Amazon Search Bar at...http://www.rockettradio.com

Very few things are more F'd up than purposely starving other humans. But that's exactly what the Brits did to the Irish 160 some odd years ago. Limey bastages!Enjoy your green beer with a drop of blood...courtesy of Rockett Radio...Thanks for Using the Amazon Search bar at www.rockettradio.com 
It really helps the show!

Here’s my interview/ get drunk and play bumper pool with my friend Scotty. He runs a successful jewelry store in Chicago. Scotty is both informative and funny....Funformative?Thanks for using the Amazon search bar at http://www.rockettradio.com

What can one drunk man with an iphone record? Lots!Thanks for supporting the show by using the Amazon Search Bar!http://www.rockettradio.com

Happy Presidents day fools! I hope you work for a bank, post office, or school, because if not, you gotta work suckah!Enjoy my interview with Jimmy Carter, a peek into the writing of the Gettysburg address, lots of mucic and more!Special thanks to Michael Garvey and his letter to the president...check out the new “The President Song” video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_VW9dI3fBcAnd as always....help out the show by using the Amazon Search Bar at http://www.rockettradio.com

No family throughout history have more people speculated about their financial control of the world. Are they gifted “Money Masters” and financial wizards? Or just war profiteers who invented debt to make us all into war mongering debt slaves?Support Rockett Radio and buy stuff through the Amazon Search Bar at http://www.rockettradio.com

What can one drunk and an iphone recorder produce? This Podcast! It’s like a train wreck you can’t look away from....Use the Amazon search bar at http://www.rockettradio.com

Yes. It’s true, Al Roker Pooped himself at the white house, and then admitted it in an interview on national TV. And yes, it’s hilarious, but haven’t we all had a mishap at one point or another? Let’s explore....Featuring Interviews with Tim Que, and Chris Zaucha. A news report from the fiscal fiery chasm of monstrous doom, And music from Ham and Burger.People my people! Use the Amazon Search Bar at http://www.rockettradio.com

Well, we’ve all cheated death for yet another year. 2013? Well, I’m sure it’s gonna be great, with even more things for me to hate and get pissed off about! In other words....get ready...Rockett Radio’s just getting started.With special musical guest Ohene Cornelius http://ohenecornelius.comAs always! You can help support Rockett Radio by using the amazon search bar at http://www.rockettradio.com

Merry Xmas y’all. Here’s a little cheer for ya!Featuring xmas parodies and an encore presentation of my interview with Santa Claus! (Kevin Driscoll)As always! Use the amazon search bar at http://www.rockettradio.com

OK....so the world is gonna end...might as well get a last podcast in, so that if any alien beings find our hard drives years from now, I will have made my mark. It’s like peeing on history!Special guests Chris Zaucha and http://charliemcdonnell.com/Pay me by using the Amazon Search Bar! http://www.rockettradio.com

Happy Thanksgiving! This is Rockett Radio's "F#%d up S*@t from History" Turkey Day Special!What's worse than killing a bunch of people for their land? Trying to make the survivors into a different people altogether! Enjoy this podcast with Cranberry Sauce on the side....Buy your black friday deals through the Amazon search bar at http://www.rockettradio.com Help your friendly neighborhood podcaster!

Jesus Christ!!!! Rockett Radio’s got him! To promote his new app, Jesus himself makes an appearance on Rockett Radio. Go like his fb page at http://www.facebook.com/JesusFaceTime . And get ready for the second coming of the lord....in the Itunes App store!!!As always! Use the Amazon search bar at http://www.rockettradio.com and help Rockett Radio eat!

A hurricane blew Rockett Radio from NYC to Chicago. but enough of that nonsense. Let’s talk about Stingrays, Jews, and Assholes....you see where I’m going with this right?

Did you ever wonder why humans cut off the tips of penises all over the world? Did you ever hear a real live Bris? Have you ever heard an interview with a botched circumcision survivor? This casts for you! Thanks to Headless Jason for being...well...Headless.....

No historical figure is more controversial than my guest on today’s show. Billions of people around the world pray to him, sometimes 5 times a day! I am talking about none other than Mohammed. Peace be upon him.

In this episode, I interview Mitt Romney, announce the Amazon search bar winner, and Steven Denner hosts a debate between a hipster and a piece of bacon. Plus a special appearance by Dante “Ha ha” Macgillicutty.

Ladies and Germs! I recently had the pleasure of interviewing Satan Claus! Ummm...I mean Santa Claus. Chew on this, until the next podcast is out....

In this episode, I interview a smelly wizard I met in the park, explore long violent history of European Beastiality, and of course sing a song about F#*King Donkeys. Hey...I’m just horsing around....

There are a few singers in history that people love to mimic, think Axl Rose, Elvis, Michael Jackson. On the periphery of these oft immitated singers lies Michael McDonald. His airy drawn vowel tones, have made him a staple on the softer, white boy funk side of classic rock. This episode has a ton of Michael, more than I even thought possible! Also featured, are MR. T, The Chipmunks, and my special guest interview with President Barack Obama. Eat it.

Here’s cast number 8! Enjoy an interview with an ex gay minister who sings his famous club hit “God Made Me Finer With Vagina”. A tour of the beautiful Bronx. The true story of Dred Scott. An interview with a bigoted theater producer. Some dolphins. And the most racist song ever!As Always...give me 1$! And Shop though the Amazon search portal at http://www.rockettradio.com

So. I’m broke. So I went to Atlantic City to earn some Air conditioning money. I also interviewed Kill The Band. Enjoy!

So, on Tuesday, this podcast was conceived, written, performed, and recorded in one 24 hour period. Included are 2 tablets of primatene mist, a bottle of wine, a beer, and 17 “japanese” cigarettes. Enjoy.

When the police killed my friend Adam, this is what they left behind. This episode is dedicated to Adam Hunter Perez.

With the invention of private parts, men have been trying to regulate the libidos of all human kind. Sex has been used as a weapon, a tool of control, and of course a source of procreation and merriment. From pornography, to fetish, to prostitution, sex really has us in a bind! (Well I guess that’s the fetish part)......this episode features Trucker Mike “the deliverance guy” Robbins, and a special appearance by Dante Macgillicutty.

12 Million Africans were brought to the new world to work as slaves. Their descendants are here among us. They are us! After 600 years inequity reigns. Let’s explore the answer in episode 3.Musical guest Queen Esther http://www.myspace.com/myqueenesther

Eat this.

In honor of the end of the world on the winter solstice this year, according to people who believe the end of an epoch of a meso american culture, wiped away by small pox, can predict future events, I decided to release this podcast on the Summer solstice. Hopefully, the hilarity will counterbalance the Mayans and we just might pull this one out! Go Humans!