Schmodcast

Just a couple PLPs doing their chores in flop sweats

Just two platonic life partners focused on our home

“ ‘To dance beneath the diamond skyWith one hand waving freeSilhouetted by the seaCircled by the circus sandsWith all memory and fateDriven deep beneath the wavesLet me forget about today until tomorrow' - Bob Dylan

We're Back: A PLP Story

Just two PLPs in limbo, at a dinner party with a bland fictional character. Connectz and Correctz extensively cover recent vocab wordz, from

Just two PLPs in completely limbo and sort of ambivalent about it. Connectz and Correctz are all about spotting the exotic and rare, from Ian Malcom Hot Guy Glasses to

Just two platonic life partners in a chicken

Just two PLPs who continue to surmise about the endtimes. Unkie brings us another word to try to say and we look forward to being corrected there. Connectz and Correctz remind us peace is fragile

Just two PLPs congratulating each other on making it to 2025555555

Just two PLPs home for the haledaze! Our gift to you this season is a very special hot top: a Christmas story like you've never heard before ✨

Just two PLPs reflecting on a beautiful Thanksgiving

Just two platonic life partners focusing on gratitude or some shit.

Just two PLPs navigating another new political reality. Connectz and Correctz highlight a couple of gals - the Bob Dylan Humanitarian, Kind Person Honoaray Schmoddy award winner

Just two PLPs finding that paradise is just a paddle away. Rainy season is here y'all!

Just two PLPs coming back strong! And maybe getting bangs?Connectz and Correctz also came in with a

Just two platonic life partners celebrating our bday extravaganza! Connectz and Correctz find the PLPs saving handz

Just two platonic life partners riding out the storm. ☔️

Just a couple PLPs with babies everywhere!

Just two PLPs celebrating 666. Connectz and Correctz bring a major victory for Clouds ☁️ and amazing contributions from our fanz. Hot Topz focalize on

Just two platonic life partners in our jungle home. Connectz and Correctz explore whether profanity is a do or a don't and explain how the chickens are doing a revival of the Lion King. It's the circle of life y'all, and it's moving as hell. Hot Topz explain the history of a beautiful piece of clothing

Just two PLPs who have been journeying afar, including all the way to the Sahara! WE'RE BACK! Well, mostly. The PLPs are now only separated by one ocean. What do Space ✨ and Face

*Warning: Background noise is bad. We know dis; we are sorry.* Just two PLPs reunited and riffin' in a bustling car ride as we catch each other up on our travels. Connectz and Correctz esplain last epersode's title meaning and share a hilarious Priest's summary of what Jesus was doing after Easter. We get into the highlights

Just two PLPs making time to fail at seeing the eclipse, laughing the entire time. ⛅️ Connects and Corrects are all over the world place - we have a Gaza update, chicken

Just two PLPs here, there, and everywhere, preparing for new adventures and herding the cats that are our lives. An accidental cruise director boldly takes us through intros and outros. Connects and Corrects shout-out some beloved family members and Rachel teaches Rebecca about how podcasts work (Aloha first time listeners!). Hot Topz teach us what Beyoncé and a protest instrument have in common. Then we take the hardest test of one schmoddy's life - Chuck, marry, eff - who will we pick? There's only one way to find out: Push ▶️ #itallcomesbacktoBobDylan #spillmaster #JoseAndres #pigproofingourlives #chickenchat #beebopBOOPbeebop

Just two PLPs waiting to retire. Connectz and Correctz have so much to celebrate as mouth music a huge milestone for one of our #1 fanz and a new country is added to our fanz list. We also give you an explanation for our newest familect - Bizha - start using it so it goes viral. Plus are we HSPs? We took a quiz! What does Current and the Easter BunBun have in common? They're both Hot Topz! Grab a basket and fill it with treats while Riveted KitKat and Comfy Peanut Butter Cup tell you EVERYTHING that's on their minds. While you've got the Schmod in your ears, please keep Gaza in your hearts.

It's the podcast that's just two PLPs finishing a glorious week of barely leaving the house. Connects and Corrects give us something extra to think about on World Water Day and NO (pronounced naur) it's not just yard bathing and cat snoring, you March hare! Pour yourself a big glass of clean water and get into this highly sensitive, furry, Ruby-ful epersode #beebopBOOPbeebop #HappyEquinox #whyarewesofun #platoniclifepartners

Just a couple of PLPs gassing each other up because we're awesome. From Gaza to Below Deck and Love is a Blind recaps to chicken chat, this Connects and Corrects has it all. Hot Topz sync as we share tips with the other on prepping for a challenging run

Just a couple PLPs reunited after a dizzying week of t'working! Connects and Corrects is the gift that keeps giving as we cover farm updates, our global fanz and grand fanz, and a reflection on something serious. We then put the hotchacha in Hot Topz as we dazzle all five senses with tasty treats, evil eyes, an ear for accents, and smelling then feeling silky oudh! Push play for sensory overload. #FamilectAlert #beebopBOOPbeebop #TurkishDelight #PigSpells

We're back! Just two PLPs learning new, hip phrases. Connectz and Correctz bring slang from Tik Tok, wisdom from Beep, and the definitive answer to one of life's greatest questions - does Sheryl Crow have a good voice? What do lava waterfalls

Just two PLPs trying to focus on the little things that make us happy to be alive. Connectz and Correctz cover what we've been watching, listening, and saying lately. Don't worry, there's still plenty of bean and BD talk! Hot Topz take us on an exciting journey through a murderous

Just a couple platonic life partners slapping our knees and trying to keep going. Loopy Bean Dip and Playful Coconut Cluster have to

Just a couple PLPs ringing in the new year and trying to stay apprised of what's going on in the world. It's quite literally out with the old year and in with the newz. Connectz and Correctz cover what to watch, who's listening to our Schmod and to BD, and some chicken chat with a special spotlight on the most overly familiar rooster

Just two PLPs holding on to their cat for dear life. This epersode kickz off with a gorgeous song inspired by our cat Ruby and the holiday season. Connectz and Correctz highlight fun milestones about our Schmod in 2023, Gaza & garden updates, and even more ways to talk about BD. Hot Topz have us asking ourselves if we should swear more or less as we honor a beloved, departed family member's centennial. #recordinginthesameroom #somanymuses #HeyGermany! #GaudylikeGrandma #[bleep] #beebopBOOPbeebop

Just two PLPs in a complete daze. Connectz and Correctz find us still praying for the civilians of Gaza everyday while living life with gratitude. There's plenty of silliness as we speculate on Woody Guthrie, argonauts, a spot-on Bob Dylan impression, and hear a review of the Schmod from a profesh podcaster! Hot topz are all about which words are hot, which words are canceled, and which monkey is especially special to a younger Rachel. If you've been looking for a way to help a family find safety outside of Gaza, consider donating here https://tinyurl.com/mr247bnr "Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light." - Helen Keller #beebopboopbeep #WeareaTrumanShow #JasonisGreek #CapuchinCuties

Just two PLPs on a walk down memory lane in the fifty nifty United States! We're comin at ya from KANSAS! We revisit past Connectz and Correctz

Just a couple platonic life partners doing our best Matthew McConaughey impression. Aloha to all our fanz catching up on the schmod! Thanks for coming back for more shm-reduplication! These Hot Topz are so hot they have us glistening like a sweaty Can Can Hummingbird* Turn off your A/C, push play on this epersode, and go ask your neighborhood birds what they'd like to be called. Thankyousomuch *This name is not yet approved by the AOS #oogyboogy #beebopboopbop #birdbrains #shesglowing

A couple PLPs trying to keep ourselves balanced while we stay as happy and busy as the bees in our garden amidst global strife and anguish. Connectz and Correctz continue to bless us with lotz of commentary on past hot topz and Halloween costume ideaz. This epersode's Hot topz explore new and old favs: Pickles and Wine! Neither topic is what you'd expect so this description is completely useless.

Just a couple PLPs in the spookiest month of the year! Connectz and Correctz bring us the Schmoddy winnerz! ...

Just a couple PLPs with really good brainz. The intro homes in on a surprising grammar fact! Connectz and Correctz shows us that the P in PLP does not stand for patience. Ruby takes over the recording studio in order to remind you to VOTE for your favorite Schmoddies! Check our last week's epersode for the details! deadline is 10/12. Hot topz get us back on track as we make room in our hearts for the wonder that is moths and how taking care of our toofers can help our brainz as we age. Grab some floss and get ready to learn the C

Just a couple platonic life partners back home after another amazing trip….to California! Connectz and Correctz are full of shoutouts to current and hopeful* fanz and just a lot of tangents where it's possible one of us forgot we were recording. Nevertheless our fearless cruise director persisted, and we got back on track! Hot top is

Just two PLPs who basked in the glow of the Blue Full Moon and are now slow-maxxing their way through California. This epersode gets us somewhat caught up on the last few busy weeks! Hot topz on the history of Labor Day and some tips on getting the best from your tomato garden. #40before40 #CaliforniaGirls #waaambulance #beebopBOOPbeebop #ChipmunkVoice

Just two PLPs getting ready for “Happy Birthday to you, chachacha!” while trying to overcome audio challenges. Connectz and Correctz brings us some fun nomernationz submitted by our fanz! Keep them coming! Mercury Retrograde may be nominated for the Schmoddy: Most Annoying Guest Star. As both our birthdays approach, we reflect on favorite bday desserts, what's been most meaningful this past year, and do a joint Hot Top on the interesting herstory of the Happy Birthday song! This epersode is filled with confetti, off topic ponderings, and audio challenges so lower expectations and push play! This epersode is sponsored by: Phones - use them to check instagram, as a kitchen timer, and on rare occasion for making phone callz* #beebopboopbeep #Schmodiez #MercuryRetrograde #HappyBirthday #Cheesecake #SheetCakes *Hey phone company, give us a new phone.

Just a couple PLPs making lemernade out of lemons. Connectz and Correctz are heavy on Mormon Connectz and light on Correctz. We can't emphasize enough how little research we do. Hot Topz will have you listening intently as you wish upon a fluff. Turn this epersode up above your noise pollution to hear the birds and latest species discovered in the South Sea. It's C

Just a couple platonic life partners throwing one stone at a time. The Connectz and Correctz segment is sponsored by

Just two PLPs approaching their 40s! Party time! Excellent! Connectz and Correctz continue to feature shameless plugs to all the airplane companies out there to let us do ads for them. The question no one but us was asking about Cessnas finally gets answered, and other treats greet you at the top of epersode, especially fanz of Finland! Hot topz have one thing in common - Ireland - we thank the Emerald Isle for giving us the gift of Miss Maloney and a certain Yankee Doodle Dandy. We also spoil basically every musical we have ever seen. We should have charged admission for this one! Ring some bells, dance a jig, and push play! #spoileralert #beebopboopbop #40before40 #takeanairplane #deathdeckquery

Just a couple PLPs never using Twitter. We had to give an update on all the chickens and birds in our lives right now; it's fowl!

Just a couple PLPs living the rich auntie life. Who has time to garden and watch alllllll of Game of Thrones in one month? Who has time to travel for months at a time and then skip jet lag by sleeping for 12 hours? Dinks of course! Connectz and Correctz find us reminiscing on how funny we are; it seems the biggest fanz of the show are us! This epersode is the first time in Schmod herstory we're doing a Hot Top based on a suggestion from a fan! These Hot Topz have an unnecessary amount of riddles so we'll leave you with these clues to guess what we covered: 1️⃣:

Just a couple PLPs doing so much and so little. We have jam-packed schedules with lots of jammie time. Connectz and Correctz are still jam-packed with shower talk

Shello! This is just a couple PLPs with opposite schedules right now! We're starting off with serious questions like, what's your vibe? A cornucopia of Connectz and Correctz leads us seamlessly into our Hot Topz on mermaiding and the benefits of being neighborly. We end this bad boy with the equally ecstatic joys of swimming with whale sharks and dustbusting. Wishes dolphinately do come true! Now strap on a fin, throw on some glitter, and fix your HOAs, y'all!

Just two PLPs in a whirlwind of summer fun! Connectz and Correctz tackle some controversial topics in slowmaxx voices like how much random celebs are showering or not showering, types of clouds we've been noticing, and a recap of the blessing ceremony for our home. Hot topz are all about sins and a new way of thinking about them, maybe that thing you feel guilty about isn't a sin at all. Then we're diving deep into the pelvis of all kinds of animals to find out how their eggz work. Bette Midler also gets some action on this epersode! Sorry, Bob Dylan & Jeff Goldblum Dinosaur Ian Malcom Hot Glasses, I think we may have found our next muse.

Just a couple PLPs with the best cat whoever existed throughout history in the whole wide world. Right on cue, our princess makes an appearance on the schmod while we talk about what we like about her. She loves compliments just like us! Another classic set of hot topz that dive into listicles meant to help or not help you in your life: cloudz and brainz y'all and how to tell if the changes you see are ominous or innocuous.