Shows – A Touch of Crass

Oops, we did it again. Another rerun. But Matt has an explanation at the beginning of this episode. Check it out and hopefully we’ll be back fresh soon.

The guys discuss Cullen’s dad and his suspected pastimes. Also, the bleak political climate makes an appearance in an episode sponsored by Food Burger.

Our first rerun in the history of the show. Deal with it. The guys gulp down another pumpkin something-or-other and discuss a new rule at the movie theatre and the...

The guys have a lumberjack-inspired brew over discussion on the dangers of homemade archaic artillery, and the maple syrup cartel in an episode sponsored by Chuck Johnson’s Mexican Restaurant.

The guys try another hard root beer over a remarkable listener story about a dangerous and very inconvenient priapism, as well as discussion on a hilariously morbid new statistic in...

The guys enjoy an odd, but delightful brew over conversation about workplace hazards, animal husbandry, and nerd enthusiasm in an episode sponsored by Tooth Fairy Finders.

The guys enjoy a beer that’s exactly what the name says it is while pondering whether or not they’d take a one-way trip to Mars. Plus, they offer some fresh...

The guys enjoy a hard soda over more flat-earth nonsense, and a lengthy conversation on Cullen’s Dad and his (romantic?) pursuits in an episode sponsored by Carl’s Used Books.

The guys enjoy a decent beverage for once whose marketing is pretty gross. They then discuss snow construction, archaic home theater vocabulary, and a certain Flat Earth theorist who has...

The guys drink one of the worst beverages they’ve ever endured on the show over discussion on tire retailers and social media annoyances in an episode sponsored by Gordon Geribido’s...

The guys once again share a sugary malt beverage over conversation about wilderness drinking; a new, rather intimate music listening apparatus; and whether or not daredevils should exist in an...

The guys have a mediocre malt beverage and give advice on when it’s okay to fart in front of your significant other. They also share two stories of New Years...

The guys halfway enjoy a megalopoly’s desperate attempt at capturing a growing segment of the beverage market over conversation on mobile phone distraction, and a condom vending machine robbery that...

One of the guys enjoys a traditional holiday beverage while the other chokes it down over discussion on the best self-given Christmas gifts, and the best of the now non-canonized...

The guys share another beverage abomination over more discussion on Star Wars fan theories and whether or not one of Cullen’s coworkers  is squatting at his place of employment in...

The guys get clumsy with discussions on the worst Xmas gifts they’ve ever received, Cullen gets political, and Matt manages to get more beverage on his desk than in his...

The guys choke down a new variety of an old beverage foe over discussion about underwear and the recent Star Wars fan theory that has shaken the fanbase to its...

The guys enjoy a comic book themed malt beverage over conversation about elderly drug lords, Thanksgiving, and another case of unfortunate identity in an episode sponsored by Gobble Gobble Bang.

The guys finally crack a beverage they’ve been saving for a while and discuss worthless coworkers, effective and ineffective energy drinks, irresponsible parenting, and host a special guest over the...

The guys gulp down another pumpkin something-or-other and discuss a new rule at the movie theatre and the people who hate it. They also propose a new theme park and...

The guys suck down more Fall flavor over tastier talk about a criminal deviant on the loose in the place you’d most expect it, and the future of Star Trek...

The guys have another seasonal brew over answering many personal and revealing questions in a long email from Superfan Bryan, and consider the scenario that lead to Cullen finding something...

The guys enjoy an autumnal beverage over discussion about insensitive theatre-goers, and lamentations on the absence of scientific appreciation in modern-day movies in an episode sponsored by El Pene del...

The guys celebrate 100 episodes by sharing their favorite money-making moments to make even more money because money rocks.

The guys share the quintessential classic malt liquor over topics such as abstaining from pornography and over-patriotism. Also, Matt shares his near-death experience from the past weekend in an episode...

The guys have an idiot-proof malt liquor over conversation about celebrity bathtub gin, Ron Jeremy’s unfortunately never-ending career, and Matt swears off porn in an episode sponsored by Montezuma Springs...

The guys continue their unfortunate beverage adventure over conversation about superhero attire in everyday life, junk food attacking inequality, and a complete lunatic who’s finally been removed from society in...

The guys try another classically awful malt liquor over a letter from a listener who homebrews; hot button issues in the Alabama educational system, before pondering why on Earth would...

The guys embark on a five-episode beverage nightmare to count down to their 100th episode. They also discuss who should be on our currency, homophobics turning against each other, and...

The guys once again say goodbye (hopefully for the last time) to Four Loko over discussion about the former Mt. McKinley, and a movie Matt surprisingly hadn’t seen yet in...

The guys risk their lives on an old favorite over conversation about being attacked by animals, overreaching art exhibits, and geriatric fashion faux pas in an episode sponsored by The...

The guys discuss fashion, and an actor Cullen is sick of before they interview an alien from Jupiter’s moon Europa in an episode sponsored by The Cricket Translator.

The guys respond to a spicy letter on geriatric love before discussing driving etiquette and local commercials in an episode sponsored by Greg’s Whiskey Stand.

The guys enjoy a premium beverage over conversation about the over-use of strong words, the spiritual realm, and Ghostbusters in an episode sponsored by Pasta Barn.

The guys discuss ways to stay cool, an actor who Cullen thinks could be a bit less legendary, and unacceptable spelling errors (all of them) over japanese soda in an...

The guys (actually) enjoy a unique sparkling beverage over a recap of lessons learned on Cullen’s honeymoon. They also discuss ways to spice up small talk, and Benicio Del Toro’s...

The guys enjoy (for once) a beverage over a discussion on bowling shoes, the personal life of an historic figure, and the sad world of mustard enthusiasm in an episode...

The guys pucker up for discussion on selling the show, greeting cards, and the names of prescription drugs in an episode featuring a snippet from The Butter Brothers Podcast.

The guys discuss marriage equality, time travel, gluttony, celebrity chefs, and Cullen’s tough time over the weekend (which are related) in an episode sponsored by County Line Energy Drinks.

The guys indulge in something non-alcoholic for a change, but no less strange or terrible as usual. They also talk about what they’d do if they could travel through time...

The guys have a fruity beer that grows on them while discussing summer outdoor adventures and how conspiracy theorists are doing nothing but giving evil people ideas in an episode...

The guys take on time travel, TV news magazines, and get to the bottom of who the real villain was in one of our favorite movies in an episode sponsored...

The guys get wine-hammered and attempt to interpret each other’s dreams. They also threaten the purveyors of a new Dallas establishment who stole their idea in an episode sponsored by...

The guys discuss terrible decision making with respect to automotive expression, as well as rushing future technology in an episode sponsored by the hot new freemium app; Town of Towns.

The guys try to enjoy a beer that’s meant to taste like a donut over conversation about the health of their coworkers, themselves, and whether or not we should be...

The guys actually enjoy their surprise beverage for a change. They then discuss a new mail-order way to creep out your enemies, and debate over the why wives are portrayed...

The guys enjoy a sweet, tart selection over a chat about the worst musical instruments, social media annoyances, and whether or not hashtag jokes should die a violent death in...

The guys actually enjoy their chosen beverage over some conversation on movies that should be re-done, getting stuck in a cave, and where strippers are becoming a problem at funerals...

The guys choke down a tropical monstrosity and discuss why masculine retreats could be evidence of inner emptiness. Also, a new Japanese game show that could be even more absurd...

The guys tuck into an earthy beverage inspired by science fiction over some tasty conversation about harrowing bachelor party experiences, and TV shows that really need to come back in...

The guys force down a bad-idea beverage over conversations about pain, college basketball, and productivity drugs in an episode sponsored by Danko’s Dreamcatchers.