Talk à Deux

We're back! We missed you! Did you change your hair while we were on hiatus because it looks GREAT! In this episode we catch up a little, but not as much as you may expect because we had ACTUALLY done that the week before in an episode that was eaten and cannot be released. But, hey, look, we talk about our favorite fruits so everything is all good all the same!

This episode would make more sense if one or both of us was under the influence of something, but I swear to you by Great Odin's Ravens, Huginn, and Muninn, that we were sober as judges. But we got WEIRD. Maybe the most normal part was where we talked about photos of cows for several minutes and then asked the question of the ages--Is cows dogs? What about horses? Can an inanimate object be is dogs? Our activity for the episode is another round of gratitude where ONE HOST big-dogs the other host prettttty thoroughly but it's all good because, for real, if you're not happy for your friends then what are you even doing with your life? It's the episode where we need to regain our composure! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @WeHaveSnacks and @ClassiGetsSassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/ClassiGetsSassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

Someone call Boy George because we've got another Culture Club episode coming up! We watched Eddie the Eagle, a heartwarming film about breaking every bone in your body because Wolverine shows you how to do it. But before we do that we discuss the children's movies that traumatized us and the adult movies (but not that kind of adult movie) that we watched at way too early an age... It's the episode where you learn way too much about Standing High Jump! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @WeHaveSnacks and @ClassiGetsSassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/ClassiGetsSassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

Talk a Deux Season Two (which RHYMES) rolls along with a remarkably abstract question that has both of us wondering the difference between fall and winter--not literally, of course, we all know that winter is when Persephone is in the underworld with Hades because we're cool Hellenistic teens. Classi reads a letter and soup is finally given its time to shine. For our activity we play another round of MadLibs and see if you can identify the moment Nick gives up on his pledge to be maximum raunch and settles into the groove of medium to medium-rare raunch instead! It's the episode where we ask what actually IS an adjective! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @ClassiGetsSassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/ClassiGetsSassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

Take the first 19 episodes, press them into an album next to some nice flowers you found once and photos of you on a tire swing in the 9th grade then put Season One of Talk à Deux onto the mantle, because we're coming strong with Season Two of Talk à Deux--this time, with structure! Classi discusses the ins and outs of streaming and Twitch's new, as of when we recorded it, policy regarding various words. She has good and not-so-good things to say about Call of Duty. In our draft this time around we really dig deep for the most meaningless thing to talk about and came up with numbers. But not just any numbers, no, the good ones: 0-10. While our drafts are usually pretty even (pun not intended), Nick thinks he pretty much sealed this one away. What say you? It's the episode where we're not afraid to put a line through the zero! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @WeHaveSnacks and @ClassiGetsSassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/ClassiGetsSassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

New year, new you! Guess who titled this episode? We catch up with one another after a brief hiatus from recording and commiserate over Twitch's asinine policies which, at the time, were new and are now simply very obnoxious. Then we talk about resolutions and goals and why we're not very big fans of either, but why we're doing both. Our activity this week is to discuss some of the weirdest exercise gimmicks that you should prooobably avoid if you're trying to get in shape this year. Happy 2021, l'chaim! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @WeHaveSnacks and @ClassiGetsSassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/ClassiGetsSassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

We watched The Social Dilemma, available on Netflix, and discuss our relations--both positive and negative--to social media. But before all that, it had been a while since we last recorded and spent some good quality time, just two buds catching up. Our question this week centered on off-line hobbies and how we made time for them between all our work and time spent on... social media... How thematically cohesive! If it seems like we planned it that way, you're darn right we did! And--for the first time in a long time--we actually kept this episode to a reasonable length! Join us, won't you? Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @ClassiGetsSassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/ClassiGetsSassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

Happy fortnight since our last episode! Our gift for you is... Another episode! It's just the two of us this time around as we talk about all things travel. Not just where we would and would not like to go, but how we would prefer to get there. Plus, if you step foot on a boat in any way, what's most likely going to happen? Do we like lounging? We probably should have talked about beaches at some point, that would just make sense, but in hindsight the fact that we didn't talk about them at all pretty much sums up our thoughts on them. Also? Just a fun trivia fact? That you might like? I hope? This is the first time Nick uploaded an episode! R E S P O N S I B I L I T Y . Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

We're joined by Classi's friend and Nick's NEW friend KilroyKilljoy, who streams on twitch at twitch.tv/KilroyKilljoy to talk clothes, fashion, and obviously we're going to hit on video games because, come on, you've listened to the previous 15 episodes. We are who we are! As a fun side game see if you can count how many times Nick received a text mid-recording from one political campaign or another... Whatever the final count is, double it and that's the actual amount, because the ones you hear are the ones that couldn't be removed. Sorry about that. In our weekly activity we play the classic game of Would You Rather and, in so doing, hit upon a way to troll your friends with your vast riches, should you be lucky enough to get them. Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @ClassiGetsSassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/ClassiGetsSassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

We're joined by Classi's friend and Nick's NEW friend sugarmellie, who streams on twitch at twitch.tv/sugarmellie and who you can find by just typing her name into the search bar of any website! That's what happens when you're talented like she is, you can be found on ANY website, but we suggest Googling her if the direct link doesn't work. We talk about Thanksgiving and living that sweet stream life. What instrument did Nick want to learn, but gave up on almost as quickly as he gave up on the story of wanting to learn that instrument? What is the etymology of "Madlibs?" How many times can we say "Chubby Sup You Up" in one episode? Not nearly enough, that's for sure. Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @ClassiGetsSassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/ClassiGetsSassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

We play a new game and talk about holidays. If you wondered why the previous episode was ever so briefly labeled as Episode 14, it's because this was recorded earlier and by now, I quite honestly forget what else was in it, just that it's a real good one!

It's Halloween so OF COURSE we're going to talk about costumes and try to predict the trends that will define 2020's spookiest season. This was recorded shortly after the release of Crusader Kings 3, as of posting this episode Nick now has 101.2 played hours--luckily he only talks about it for maybe 5 minutes straight uninterrupted in this episode and learned his lesson and never talks about it again in future recordings! We also discuss Tik-Tok and other social media (Or, to those in the know, the soc meeds) and why we avoid them. Is Ksenia Solo the new David Paymer? STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

We talk and talk and then we talk some more! We had a hard time coming up with an activity this week so we just had a good time catching up in the middle of a literal inferno. We tell a variety of stories of our dumb youth and then some of the stranger ways that people have tried to pick up on us. US, that's right, people somehow think Nick is attractive, too! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

We're a Talk a Trois this week as we are joined by the mysterious Disembodied Hand that occasionally joins Classi's Twitch streams! While it turns out that none of us were particularly ambitious as children, at least one of us was very imaginative. We don't talk anywhere near as much about David Paymer as we should, but we do spend quite a bit of time talking about addictive games that we've woken up for at 3:00am to do two things and go back to sleep. For this episode's activity Classi and The Hand are pitted in a mortal contest of Trivia Dominance! Whose brain will reign in this game? Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

We did it! Two weeks in a row where we came in under an hour! Speaking of hours--That's our draft this week as we pick our rosters and learn that while we always knew our schedules were different, holy smokes do we barely even overlap... We go everywhere and get into everything including how I am a cancer and/or Cancer and some weird little hamburg sandwich words to be appreciated only by the folks in the middle slice of the Fantasy novel and English major Venn diagram. ALSO, there's both way more David Paymer love in this episode than one would expect, while at the same time having not nearly as much David Paymer love as he deserves! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

We finally hit our goal of being UNDER one hour! We recorded this back in July, who would possibly have thought August would be worse and we would have even MORE need for some positivity?

Grab the snack and/or snacc of your choice and watch Palm Springs with us, a delightful movie on Hulu. Before that, however, we really take the human body to task over how badly it's designed and how it can be improved.

We're joined by our friend and fellow NOTLG host Kenneth to try out the taste of Summer--such as it is, given this is a year without seasons. Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick… Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway. Join Classi's Discord at https://discord.gg/HYvzXCY

We have questions and we have answers and we have an awful lot of hemming and hawing as we try to answer them as non-embarrassingly as possible! That's right, it's an entire episode of just questions! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway. Join Classi's Discord at https://discord.gg/HYvzXCY

Just in time for all summer activities to be cancelled, we draft barbeque elements. Hey, remember when it was safe to be in groups? Good times. We also learn that, at any time, day or night, Classi is always armed to the teeth, so be f o r e w a r n e d ! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

Hello again our biweekly friends! This time we talk about cussin' and swearin'! We get to make that Explicit tag WORK this week! For our activity this time we decided on a little TV Time and watched Netflix's Too Hot to Handle, a reality(?) dating(?) show that was....... Truly something else. Also we both overshare again, hooray! Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

Hello again! In this, our third episode, we draft.... Nothing! Instead we have a Movie Club in which we watched Men In Black: International, a box office bomb that was supposedly better than expected. Did it live up to our exacting standards? But before that we cast a magic spell and become D&D characters in our chitty-chatty segment and learn just a tiny bit too much about both of us. Our art is by @ManOverMars and our intro and outro music is Dansez by the band Fasions. We're a proud member of the Night of the Living Geeks network of podcasts, feel free to donate to them at patreon.com/notlg. You can find Nick and Classi on Twitter and Instagram, @wehavesnacks and @classigetssassi on both platforms. Additionally, Classi streams on Twitch at twitch.tv/classigetssassi while Nick... Doesn't even own a webcam and is bad at video games anyway.

Nick and Classi are joined by NOTLG's Podfather John to talk about a variety of topics from video games to YaketyCast to video games to dogs to video games and more video games! There's an unusual amount of hate directed at hats in our chat topic, followed by a cut-throat draft of the crayons in a standard crayon box. You can follow us on Twitter: @wehavesnacks @classigetssassi @jpthrice Our intro and outro music is Dansez by Faisons and our art is by @ManOverMars

In this inaugural episode we accidentally name our show, discuss the joys of waiting, and one of us designs the perfect sandwich, while the other designs... Well. It's a sandwich, anyway.

Enjoy this supersized penultimate episode with your new friend Classigetssassi! We talk about basically pretty much everything and in our draft go unexpectedly deep as we talk about the things that we used to not like, but have since come to enjoy!

In our second episode meet your new friends Andy and Brian for more video game and Star Wars talk than you can stomach. Top it off by listening to three white men talk about hockey in our draft!

Meet your new friend Kenneth as we talk about a variety of topics from bees to Green Lantern. Then we draft the most trivial of things: What animals kick ass at zoos.