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In this episode we talk through the life of one of the most interesting cadets to ever shuffle the Tzo strips. Join us as we comment on what is hard to tell fact from fiction.
This episode of the podcast features an Interview w/ USAFA Alum and current golfer Tom Whitney. We talk to him about his current golf career and his involvement with the organization "22 Kill" which brings awareness to veteran suicide. Archie and Commish also talk about the recent banning of our flag in the CSP and other current events going on at the academy.
In this weeks podcast, Commish and Archie talk the future of Faclon Football, USAFAs new major, and pay tribute to the spring sports that were canceled mid way through their season. Pleas consider donating to the gofundme listed below in honor of USAFA graduate Kage Allen: https://www.gofundme.com/f/z5b7u2-1lt-kenneth-kage-allen-usaf-memorial-fund
We're in some pretty unprecedented times with the COVID-19 pandemic, and the Air Force Academy is going through a lot. In this episode, we talk quarantine and talk about as much as we can considering that the vast majority of the country is on lockdown.
In typical fashion, this episode is way too late. It was recorded after the win over CSU and the guys get into football, Tik Tok, Vlogging, Satanism and goat sacrifices, the Coast Guard, and other stuff.
In this episode, the guys record it before the Army episode and release it after. Want to hear talk about a snow day a week after it happens? How about predictions for an Air Force game against Army you already know the result of? Well this episode is for you.
On this episode of the FNBA podcast, the guys are back to discuss restrictions, Navy week, Aurora's passing, and the restriction challenge. It's pretty much just a couple of real ass dudes.
Commish and Archie are back with a new episode. They discuss Commish getting a Troy Calhoun tattoo, Air Force taking over $100 million from West Point's funding, the Naval Academy professor in an awkward spot after being fired, then reinstated by a judge, and a little bit of Falcon football.
On this episode, the guys talk puppies and FNBA, our favorite football player following us on social media, and a special guest joins in who attended not the Air Force Academy, but managed to become a pilot anyway. This episode is brought to you by Strike Force Energy. Go to strikeforceenergy.com and enter promo code FNBA at checkout for 20% off and to support the podcast.
The guys are back and Commish dropped the ball on getting it uploaded in a timely manner. They discuss football, a few stories from Army and Navy and a Supt's list of march.
In typical FNBA fashion, this podcast is about two weeks late. Recorded on July 10th, the guys discuss Air Force football prior to the recent release of the 2019 Air Force Football media guide and Mountain West media days. They discuss the impressive success of professional golfers and Air Force Academy graduates, Tom Whitney ('11) and Kyle Westmoreland ('14). The guys also break down the invitation to graduates to join the basic cadets in the march from Jack's Valley to the hill. They also talk about cadet girlfriend social media groups, and they round out the episode with some talk about improvements to Falcon Stadium. Go to Strikeforceenergy.com and enter promo code 'FNBA' for 20% off of your order on the best energy supplement on the market.
The guys are back with a pretty big episode. Topics include: pros and cons of Air Force Football going to the AAC, 2019 USAFA grad Jake Gilbert signing with the Cincinnati Reds, an audio meme for a post that was criticized, a little history lesson on General Vandenberg, a behind enemy lines on cancelling parades at Navy, and minutes. Go to strikeforceenergy.com and enter promo code FNBA at checkout for 20% off to support the podcast and get calorie-free, sugar-free energy for cheaper and more portable than energy drinks. Go to fastneatbelowavg.com to buy Army and Navy Play for Second Flags, Shirts, Hats, and all your cadet merchandise.
This is an episode that never aired. Recorded the week before graduation, it's not the most timely, but hey, what do you expect from these guys?
Although we're a few days removed from the class of 2019's graduation, we recorded on the actual day. Archie and Commish give their thoughts on President Trump's speech, graduation day in general, and Archie tells a story about a zombie cat.
On this episode, we took questions from the class of 2023, compiled by @usafa2023 all about basic cadet training at the Air Force Academy.
The guys freestyle this episode and just talk about twitter, Jim Walmsley's world record 50 miler, cadets going to the pros (even though we promised we wouldn't), and Game of Thrones Strike Force Energy: We are proud to parter with Strike Force Energy which sells high quality energy drink mixes in individual and bulk packages with all energy and no sugar or calories. Head to Strikeforceenergy.com and enter promo code "FNBA" for 20% off of your order at checkout.
The guys are back to early week podcasts. They discuss Air Force long snapper Austin Cutting getting drafted by the Minnesota Vikings, Air Force lacrosse's trip to the SOCON tournament, Tom Whitney winning a PGA Tour Latinoamerica Event, the commandant situation at USAFA, and Game of Thrones talk. They also get into a heated discussion about how to pronounce Air Force tennis standout, TJ Fumagalli's, name. (she responded with the correct pronunciation after recording finished)
The guys discuss the POTUS coming to speak at the Academy's graduation, USAFA women's tennis, dog the bounty hunter in Colorado Springs, and Lime scooters at the Academy.
The guys read some sun tau, discuss people getting angry over jokes about Matt Mooney, cracking walnuts with butts, and supt's list of ring dance dates.
Archie and Commish bring you a fresh spring break episode, discussing all things Spring Break. Segments include spoken like a true cadet, behind enemy lines, and Supt's list of the best drinks from Mitch's to use as a mixer.
The guys are back after a tiny break to discuss all things USAFA. They talk cameras in the dorms, a new partner for Falcon tailgates, behind enemy lines with Navy, a March madness bracket, and spoken like a true cadet.
The guys are back after attending an Air Force wedding in LA. They discuss Air Force weddings, Falcon Hockey, a hostile takeover of USAFA by the city of Colorado Springs. Segments include: a would you rather, supt's list of stuff to do right after recognition, and from the DMs.
The guys are back for a second week in a row. They discuss spring football, hockey, and NCLS. They have exciting news about a new sponsorship and are happy to introduce sound bytes. Segments include Cadets in real life, Supt's list, and DM submissions.
The guys are back in the podcast game after a long hiatus. They discuss recent happenings at the Academy with recruiting, the athletic department, and whether Tekashi 69 will become a USAFA cadet. Segments include: FNBA rule change, spoken like a true cadet, and Supt's list.
The guys discuss their trip to Colorado Springs for the Air Force vs. Navy game.
Falcon's midfielder Tucker Bone joins the show and discusses his path to USAFA, the difference between this year and last year's soccer season, and the goals for the rest of the season. Then the guys discuss the upcoming Utah State game, behind enemy lines with a Navy professor trying to get his job back, an FNBA rule change about taking leave as a Cadet, and a Supt's list of superpowers we wish we could have as Cadets with a bonus segment on being registered twins.
The guys welcome Jacobi Owens, a former Falcon football player to discuss the week 2 game against FAU. Then Archie and Commish discuss Facebook, behind enemy lines of Navy's hair policy, an FNBA rule change introducing Uber (or Tinder) for sponsor parents, and a Supt's list of cadet illnesses.
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The guys discuss Air Force Athletics, new uniforms, and soccer. Plus, they go into an FNBA rule change about backpacks and pooping. Then a supts list of A-hall events.
The guys were lucky enough to get two Falcon Football seniors to join them for an interview. They discuss the season ahead, being seniors, video games, superstitions, and a little fashion. Then Commish and Archie talk football, an audio meme, and more.
The guys discuss Falcons in the NFL and bring on two very special guests for an interview discussing the history of FNBA up to this point. Segments include audio meme and a supt's list of back to school items.
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The guys interview Kate from Barstool Sports and Zero Blog Thirty. She tells her story of serving in the Marine Corps outside the wire before she was even allowed to and transitioning from military life to writing on the Duffel Blog and eventually becoming a blogger/podcaster for Barstool Sports. Then the guys give their audio resume to Coach Calhoun to be considered for defensive coordinator, they do a little behind enemy lines, and talk about not understanding tent guard duty.
The guys are feeling the effects of the dog days of summer. They discuss the 4th of July, the first "talking futbol" of the year, rumors doilies hear that just aren't true, and a Supt's list of ways to cool off at USAFA
On this episode, College World Series Home Run Derby Champion Nic Ready joins the guys to discuss his experience and talk about being a cadet. Then Archie and Commish discuss eating bugs, in processing day, and beer.
In the last episode before the Class of 2022 begins basic training, the guys bring on Kyle Cassady, a 2014 graduate of USAFA and current B-2 Pilot. They discuss his path to the Academy, his time on the lacrosse team, and his current job. Then Archie and Commish discuss USAFA graduate, Jim Walmsley's amazing win in a 100 mile ultra marathon; an audio meme about mail during BCT; behind enemy lines with West Point; and a Supt's list of the best parts of I-day.
The guys are excited to bring you the first ever interview with Cadet Brett Satterfield. They discuss the origins of Cadet Satterfield, his experiences at USAFA, and perspective. After the interview, Commish and Archie discuss how Nike stole Navy's class crest in behind enemy lines, an audio meme of talking USAFA on leave, and a Supt's list of Saturday training
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The guys are back for good. Well, maybe. They discuss plans for the podcast until football season. Segments include "Hey, you know what I never got?" Behind enemy lines featuring Navy, and a Supt's list of things firsties need to do before graduating.
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The guys discuss the super bowl, Falcon athletics, sup's list of weird things cadets do in Mitch's, spoken like a true cadet, and how to cope with your super bowl hangover.
The guys are back after a LONG hiatus. They discuss what the did while they were on a break and talk about ideas for the way forward. They also talk about new gear, including flight suit patches available at fastneatbelowaverage.bigcartel.com. The podcast will be back every Sunday night from here on out. A call in feature will be available soon.
The guys just relax a little after a long thanksgiving weekend. Segments include the final football recap, back when it was hard featuring Juul, sup's list and more.
Archie and Commish discuss the state of Falcon sports, behind enemy lines with a really old West Point grad, Cadet Shark Tank, Cadate Consent and Disenroll of holiday drinks, and a Supt's list of things to wear to BCT in processing.
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