The Lesbian Fiasco

We go off the cuff with no scripts and no stories. Just a RAW, mostly unedited fiasco where the listeners get a lil peek into the real lives of The Lesbian Fiasco hosts.

Episode 58 is the thrilling finale episode for these 2 stories. Starting us off is Nikki ending the Les-B-Inn. So much drama has gone down in sapphic paradise, how will it end up for Nora? And the Inn?! Listen in, and stay tuned for the final show of your one and only lesbian radio station WLEZ by Monte! Bombshells were dropped on the last show by Casey; will the station survive as it hangs in the balance!? Find out!

Episode 57 is about to crank up the drama. You'll be yelling, Wait, what just happened? Monte kicks it off with Les-B-Inn, diving back into exes chaos, but hold up, Nora's got her eye on someone new. Then Nikki's digging into history, both American and personal - and Cookie and Bubba? Totally blinsided.

Les-B-INN, written by Nikki, has a dramatic twist that nobody sees coming. Then WLEZ, written by Monte, talks politics and radicalization! 

We go off the cuff with no scripts and no stories. Just a RAW, mostly unedited fiasco where the listeners get a lil peek into the real lives of The Lesbian Fiasco hosts. 

We begin this episode with Les-B-INN, written by Monte. A magical revelation has Nora standing up for herself as two charming new guests check in. Serendipity is at work when someone else stops by at the perfect time. After that spellbinding story, Nikki starts stinking up the place. She has this “shit show” go terribly wrong in WLEZ. Cookie is clearly out of PTO and Casey makes a real mess of things after a conversation with Bubba that gives a little TMI.

We begin this episode with Les-B-INN, written by Nikki. It's the off season on the island and Nora is forced to confront her fears of loneliness, but an unexpected visitor shows up and has plans of their own. Then, written by Monte, WLEZ: The only all lesbian radio station, hits on current events and wowzers, do they speak their minds! Factoid: Each WLEZ episode has an improv portion, can you guess the part?

Happy New Year from The Lesbian Fiasco! Begin your year with two entertaining short stories. We start with Les-B-INN, a tale of two solo travelers hitting it off under a mysterious dancing sky... While they try to ignore the sounds coming from a frisky retirement group! Then WLEZ has a special guest who keeps the hosts roaring with laughter as she hits them with an onslaught of one liners. Laughing until they're gasping, after Casey informs them of a juicy secret, and it's not her gums!

We are excited to showcase 2 new stories to the Fiasco! First lets check into the Les-B-INN written by Nikki! A cozy little inn nestled away on an island inhabited by women that attracts lesbians from all over. The current owner Nora gets her share of interesting guests, and we will get to see it all unfold. Then, don't touch that dial! Listen to the second half written by Monte, WLEZ. A morning show on radio's lone lesbian radio station. Tune and be entertained by the banter of the radio personalites. 

50th episode special! We go off the cuff with no scripts and no stories. Just a RAW, unedited, celebratory fiasco where the listeners get a lil peek into the real lives of The Lesbian Fiasco hosts. 

The boat is a-rockin' and who does Monte have a-knockin' in this final episode of Hush Hush? Listen and finally uncover the mystery! Then in the finale of Les Sapphire, written by Nikki, endings bring new beginnings. Grab your tissues for this tear jerker!

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

In this episode Nikki gets us started with Hush Hush, and it's not just the approaching storm getting this boat a rockin'! Then Monte rocks the Boobonarifica when Valvu unlocks a surprise hidden talent in this chapter of Les Sapphire.

Things start out hot n' steamy in this episode of Hush Hush, written by Monte, when Holiday plays a little tonsil hockey with someone she's been pining over since the beginning. These two get past second base but is it really who Holiday thinks it is? Then, written by Nikki, Les Sapphire takes us on a wild ride. The Doctor and Valvu must fight their way back to the castle and Dr. Lingus takes a blow to the heart, leading her to an extraction that could mean the end for this hero.

An explosive argument begins this episode of Hush Hush, written by Nikki. Francine's wife pops in for a surprise visit and Holiday uncovers a secret during an unexpected sleepover. ShPanX you very much for sticking around for Les Sapphire, written by Monte. Dr. Lingus and Valvu's escape is compromised by noxious fumes. Shortly after, a familiar face from the past shows up. Is it mind control or is it a dream? Listen and find out!

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Episode 43 is action packed! Starting with Hush Hush, Monte gets these detectives deep undercover. Marlowe struggles with leaving her modesty in the backseat but Holiday has no trouble playing the role of the sugar daddy. This story has more than one HOT pursuit. Next, Nikki has Dr. Lingus putting her life on the line to get Valvu but Valvu holds a grudge. A new villian enters the story after getting their hands on the Les Sapphire. WIll Valvu go safely back with Dr. Connie Lingus or stay and help rule the multiverse with Cly Torious and her surprising new wife to be?

Episode 42. In this episode of Hush Hush, written by Nikki, Holiday and Marlowe stumble upon an undiscovered crime scene, but the chase is postponed by a little off duty dirty dancing. Are these detectives on the right trail, or are they two stepping into a trap? And then, stay listening for another chapter of Les sapphire by Monte. Here we learn the origin story of Valvu and the Doctor. Doctor Connie Lingus learns that the meaning of life involves catastrophe. Is 42 really it?!

Episode 41 is sure to leave you wanting more! Beginning with Hush Hush, Monte has Detective Holiday charming information out of possible suspects while hungover Marlowe does some online sleuthing herself. These two accept an offer they can't refuse. Speaking of, Nikki offers some well deserved relaxing time to the doctor and Valvu. It's very short lived after Valvu is taken hostage. If detective Holiday was in this story, she'd give the doctor a word of advice… Don't ever leave your open bottle of champagne unattended.

In this episode of Hush Hush, written by Nikki, Detective Holiday and Marlowe bump into each other and and become better aquainted. This odd couple questions Francine until an abrupt stomach churning ending. Next on Les Sapphire, written by Monte, Dr. Connie Lingus and Valvu make a pit stop on a planet in search of fuel, but the plot thickens when it's revealed Queen Babe is the Doctor's ex. Valvu gets a spa treatment while Dr. Lingus gets the cold shoulder.

We welcome two very exciting brand new stories to the podcast! Starting with Hush Hush: Written by Monte, this is a fun sapphic mystery. Get to know the main characters in this episode. Then follow along as we unravel scandalous secrets to find the whereaboouts of a secret lover. Next, written by Nikki, is an action packed, over the top, comic book style tale. Les Sapphire will have you googly-eyed and laughing while on the edge of your seat!

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Episode 37 brings an end to both stories. Listen along as Monte shares a secret about Becky that stinks up the whole sorority in Lambda Epsilon Zeta. Will they stick around in solidarity or will there be a new leader sitting on the throne? Then, written by Nikki, Aurora has to make a difficult decision in the grand finale of Lovergirl. WIll she take back her ex or explore a new relationship? A dire mistake changes that decision and Darian's day is made!

Written by Nikki, a stranger shows up pointing fingers and reveals the panty thief. But wait, who can they trust? The sisters have to make a last minute decision, stay or go, in this episode of Lambda Epsilon Zeta. Then, written by Monte, Aurora is paid an unexpected visit, not once but twice! A bittersweet meeting may have you reaching for the tissues in this episode of Lovergirl.

In this episode of Lambda Epsilon Zeta, Monte takes hazing to a whole new level but this Brazilian breeze contest is cut short when the sisters are warned of a possible thief in their presence. Next, Nikki has Aurora scaling great heights, but this song and dance isn't quite what she expected. Will she run or will she sit tight? Listen and find out!

Written by Nikki, The LEZ sorority girls try a bonding exercise that goes terribly wrong. Who knew a simple game could reveal so many juicy deets? Next up..Sit, staaay! Good girl. Written by Monte, this episode of Lovergirl opens Aurora's eyes to something unexpected and very different...hey, no kink shaming here! 

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Episode 32 - Monte starts us off with LEZ, the sorority everyone is rushing to get into! Find out why you shouldn't forget to shave responsibly. Stick around for number two...pun intended? Written by Nikki, Lovergirl Aurora stumbles into an awkward position she doesn't see coming.

Episode 31 - The Beginning of The Lesbian Fiasco Season 2! We begin a new season with all the laughs, cringe and embarrassment you'd expect from a fiasco! We start with Nikki's story, Lambda Epsilon Zeta. A lesbian sorority in a 80% lesbian college. The sorority girls are hot, but the tea they sip is even hotter! Next up is Monte's story Lovergirl. A shy, lovesick, every day lesbian who works at a lesbian cafe serves up vegan food with a smile and maybe a little more. Follow where these stories go in this season of The Lesbian Fiasco!

Join us as we end this first season with two dramatic finales. Join us on the 15th as we begin Season two of The Lesbian Fiasco with two brand new stories.

In this episode Nikki uncovers a skeleton in Dr. McGray's closet, but the doctor's past won't stop her...from making those same mistakes twice? Then, Monte switches gears when the Derby Darlings turn into a whodunit story. Complete with all the drama, motives and ass kickings!

Written by Monte, this episode of The Doctor Will See You Now steps outside of the office for a change. Listen along as the Doctor goes on a blind date and questions her own wants and desires. Will she cross professional boundaries? Stick around becasue Nikki takes us to an after party where Mayhem and Cherrybomb drop a mayhem causing bomb on the team about a traitor in their midst. Then a text message delivers worse news in this episode of Derby Darlings.

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Welcome our first guest, author Danielle Doss! Listen along while she reads as character Robin in Nikki's story The Doctor Will See You Now and Honey Comb in the newest addition to The Lesbian Fiasco, Monte's story: Derby Darlings! From very awkward couples therapy session to an action packed libido fueled race, this episode has it all! 

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Are you sitting down? It's the Finale of DYKE DAWGS! That's right, all good things must come to an end. Nikki finished the series with a mystery, some improv and, wait? A podcast, in a podcast, in a podcast!?  You decide what happened to Murphy and Diesel. Then, stick around for the therapy session you'll need. This episode of The Doctor Will See You Now will ground you back to reality. Monte hits us with an optimistic patient who shows us therapy really does work! Dr. McGray reminds us therapists aren't just there for the hard times. They're there for you through the wins, too.

On this episode of DYKE DAWGS! written by Monte, Murphy has bad news about the ranch and Diesel has some big news about her personal life. Nobody saw any of this coming! There's a few improv moments, can you guess what they are? Then stick around for a more dramatic story. Ever wished you had a nympho for a partner? Nikki gives you some insight into the reality of dating a nymphomaniac on this episode of The Doctor Will See You Now. 

On this episode of The Lesbian Fiasco, Nikki has Murphy making the national news, Diesel finding out her IQ isn't breaking any records, Murphy losing someone very special and Diesel recounting her most recent sexcapades. Brace yourself for part 2 of The Doctor Will See You Now. Things get serious when Monte writes about Dr. Patricia McGray's 3 o'clock patient who manically vents about her life. Work, breakup, family...Ash leaves no agitating thorn unpricked.

Written by Monte, we begin with DYKE DAWGS! Listen along as they talk about winning an award, respond to fan mail, discuss the Barbie movie and Diesel goes to church?? Bonus points if you can guess which parts are improv! Then Nikki starts a brand new story, The Doctor Will See You Now. Laugh, cry, feel second-hand embarrassment as you follow along on the journey of psychologist Dr. McGray's therapy sessions. In this session Lila has a breakthrough, but not before things get a little "shitty".

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Strap on, I mean, strap in for a wild ride on this episode of The Lesbian Fiasco. In part 8 of U-Haul Time Machine, Monte takes Nik & Marti on a mind bending journey with a rad twist ending, leaving you to decide...What just happened!? Hang tight, Nikki has Murphy and Diesel singing sweet nothings on this hilariously awkward episode of DYKE DAWGS.

Take a mind bending ride with Nik and Marti during part 7 of U-Haul Time Machine. Who needs psychadelics when Nikki has these two spinning at light bending speeds? Then, catch up with DYKE DAWGS, episode 5. Monte updates us on Murphy's and Diesel's lives post pride celebrations. Murphy makes a special announcement and Diesel comes clean about a recent sexcapade that left her feeling a bit uneasy.

Monte re-writes the universal language of tomorrow in part 6 of U-Haul Time Machine. Follow along while Nik and Marti realize Pride celebrations are way different in the future! Don't move a muscle, stick around for episode 4 of DYKE DAWGS, written by Nikki. Murphy and Diesel have a special Pride announcement that'll have your sides aching and tummies grumbling. Fun fact: Did you know there's improv in the last 3 episodes of DYKE DAWGS? Are you Dyke Pups keen enough to figure out which parts are improved?

PRIDE FIASCO! Lesbians, strippers, robots!? Oh my! In part 5 of U-Haul Time Machine, Nikki sends these two time traveling U-Haulers to a Pride celebration in....heaven? And don't move a muscle because Monte has this episode packing! Find out what Muphy and Diesel have up their, ahem, sleeves for Pride, in part 3 of DYKE DAWGS! Happy Pride everyone!

Take a wild ride with Nik and Marti. Monte sends these two on a trip they'll never forget. Two important questions...will these two ever get home and will they ever get that taste out of their mouths?? Don't go anywhere, you won't want to miss the 2nd episode of DYKWDAWGS, written by Nikki. She has these two taking on proud boy's and having unexpected short term situatonships.

Tag along on this rad stoner adventure with Nik and Marti in episode 3 of the U-Haul Time Machine, written by Nikki. Wait, did they invent fire? You be the judge! Then stay tuned for the first episode of DYKE DAWGS! That's right, Monte created a podcast within a podcast. These two ol' school, flannel wearing, dildo advice giving dykes have a lot to say! 

This episode will have you on the edge of your seat! Nikki brings Lesbico Match Pt.7 to a surprise ending when a character from another story shows up. No one could have predicted this dramatic ending!  Don't go anywhere, chill with Nik & Marti in Uhaul Time Machine, Chapter 2. Monte takes these two clumsy burnout buds on a ride they'll never forget.

In this episode Monte gives Luciana the mic, who takes drastic measures to control the chaos that is Simonetta in Lesbico Match Part 6.  Following, Nikki opens up a new chapter.  Oh wait, can it be?  Yes, it's true!  Finally, a U-Haul makes it into The Lesbian Fiasco, in U-Haul Time Machine.

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Nikki and Monte, from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Monte brings Accept Your Cookies to a shocking end with a flirtatious Judge in a dramatic courtroom battle. You won't believe the verdict!  Don't adjourn yet, because Nikki starts Part 5 of Lesbico Match with a hot beginning that cools down quickly when an unexpected visitor arrives and makes things very uncomfortable.

Part 8 of Accept Your Cookies, Nikki makes sure Sarah gets what's coming for her.. but wait, is Sarah really to blame? Follow along closely, things aren't always what they seem!  The night is still young so stick around because Monte gives us some awkward, sweet and steamy moments when Devon gets more than she bargained for in this episode of Lesbico Match.