The Tall Thin Idiot Podcast

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Real life! Crime! Drama! My podcast has none of these. Well, drama maybe, but that's just me waving my arms about and yelling. It's fun. Try it, you might like it.

Kevin Green


    • May 30, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 19m AVG DURATION
    • 29 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Tall Thin Idiot Podcast

    A new microphone, yelling, blancmange, flowers and the return of Mr and Mrs Flange.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 30:38


    We hear all about my new microphone and how ridiculously excited I am. We also hear all about Mr Flange having a nap, losing a door, finding a large hole and being thwacked by Mrs Flange. Oh dear Mr Flange.

    My eye!! Furry Feet, Clarence and a Magic Bone.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 21:52


    We hear all about my eye. I go on and on about it. We hear how amazing the NHS are. I tell a story about Furry Feet, Clarence or Cedric or Cecil and a Magic Bone. The usual chaotic noise ensues. Well I enjoyed it anyway.

    It's Henry's, Lorna's, Al's and Andria's Birthdays. Donkeys! Rabbits!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 26:29


    I sing Henry, Lorna, Al & Andria a Happy Birthday song with gusto. We hear about the donkeys Frank, Bernard, Brian and the bright, bastard, Bertie Bunny.

    Shelley the mystics birthday. Timbo and Mopsy return.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 23:38


    We hear about Shelley the mystics birthday and I sing a birthday song. Timbo and Mopsy return and sniff at a crack. Lots of silliness ensues.

    Percy is unwell and Prunella wins a coconut.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 22:57


    We hear all about Percy shitting through the eye of a needle and Prunella winning a big hairy coconut. Lucky Prunella!

    Fanny, a strange old woman, a queer cottage and a dreadful old baggage.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 21:39


    We meet Mr & Mrs Flange's daughter Fanny who is a right little madam. We also meet a strange old woman who lives in a queer cottage. Is she a witch?? Is Fanny going to get a slap?? Find out in this thrilling episode!

    Mr Flange goes shopping

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 21:37


    We meet Mr and Mrs Flange. Mrs Flange wants to bake a cake and sends Mr Flange to the shop. Naughty Mr Flange.

    Timbo gets a Mopsy to play with. Lucky Timbo.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 22:21


    Mopsy is introduced to Timbo in the nursery. Lots of fun ensues.

    Christmas 2020. What could POSSIBLY go wrong now?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 20:57


    Bells, Ethel Merman, Timbo and Mopsy, some children, pussies and sweeties. Happy Christmas

    I'm back! Flu Jabs, Matthew, Lovely shoes, Lockdown and Beans!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 22:17


    I try to butch up. I have a flu jab and scare a nurse. We meet Matthew of the lovely shoes. I scare him as well.

    BARATANAC!!, Weeping, Rabbit pies and Valium.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2020 20:46


    I shamelessly plug BARATANAC, DJ Swales first novel. Twice. I sing a song about a rabbit pie. We discover that Valium makes me sing and imagine that I am Britney.

    It's my Birthday!! Champagne, Squeakers, Hats, Cards and Cake!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 23:54


    We hear ALL about my Birthday. I have a little drinky, open my cards and look for questionable videos in my in-box.

    Jill's Birthday, The moist juice path, Mutts Hut and Morrissey.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 22:37


    I sing a birthday song for Jill and warily tread the moist juice path. I can't remember a single song with seventeen in the title and ask if Morrissey is a miserable git.

    A bed injury, A large purple friend, Lovely things & Lockdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2020 21:51


    We learn of a bed injury and a bag of frozen peas. We try not to upset the postman. I go on a bit about lockdown and try my American accent again.

    The Copper Family, Knickers, Nipples, Sex and a Row

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 21:14


    The Copper Family give a concert in the village. Lots of screaming. We learn about Corris, Michael Jackson and sex. There's a row.

    A bladder, Fate, Exercise & Resistance Bands

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 21:49


    We learn of my bladder tribulations, my tempting fate, trying exercise and reading a leaflet. Heady stuff.

    A woman in the supermarket, a gay dolphin & a nurse on the drive.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2020 20:33


    We assist a distressed woman in the supermarket and learn of my gay dolphin adventure. l sing a carol and the mysterious nurse appears on the drive.

    Frosties, Covid, a Visitation & Cynthia.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 21:30


    We hear about Instagram, the Covid rules, another spiritual event and Cynthia & Debbie are engaged.

    Doreen returns, Bernard is now Phyllis, Debbie and a Banshee.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 18:55


    We learn about Bernard wanting to be called Phyllis, Doreen getting upset and Debbie having a boyfriend called Cynthia.

    A song, a bad day, a ghost and Debbie.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 18:31


    I sing an episode 10 song and have a bad day. I go for a walk with a ghost. Debbie returns!

    Sue's Birthday and Dellie's & CJ'S Anniversary.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 12:28


    We celebrate Sue's Birthday and Dellie's & CJ'S Anniversary. I sing a song and dance commando.

    Gothic Horror Dave, Gary & Steve McSmoothly.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 18:23


    We learn about Steve McSmoothly, Gothic Horror Dave has moved into the village and Gary is down a hole.

    Traumatised Jayne, Two songs, A Lady & David Cassidy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 17:14


    We learn about Jayne and hear a song about an eclair. I get mistaken for a lady and admit to a crush on David Cassidy.

    A song, an earthquake and dancing.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 15:30


    Two songs, Florrie gets a fan letter, Shelley and The Boys, dancing and two broken oil lamps.

    Sgt. Short, Constable Curlies & A Buzzing Thing.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 13:40


    We learn about Dave, a pussy, a buzzing thing, Sgt. Short & Constable Curlies.

    Michael, Elsie & Andria the garden centre cafe stunner.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 14:53


    Michael has a birthday. Elsie throws something disgusting and I walk about a bit.

    Bernard in a Bikini and Psycho Sue

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 11:56


    The dahlias get trampled and I fall over.

    Scintillating Sylvia and Big Elsie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 15:01


    Sylvia gets her frock stuck, Elsie flexes her biceps and I make a sandwich.

    The Tall Thin Idiot Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 11:17


    Episode 1 - Doreen's Thing and Click & Collect. Absurd nonsense and random situations from my life and those of my glamorous friends. And a goat.

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