Two Bitches & The Voice of Reason

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We chat over hilarious stories, real life situations, and laugh a lot. Do you like dad jokes? You'll probably find some here. How about cringy stories from relationships and social interactions? Check. Blunt but reasonable advice and opinions on that pred

Two Bitches & The Voice of Reason


    • Dec 5, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 53m AVG DURATION
    • 97 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Two Bitches & The Voice of Reason

    Episode 77 - The Tank

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 64:31


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    76. Best & Worst First Date Ideas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 56:16


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    75. More Relationships & Confessions

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 63:33


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    74. Happy Halloweenie

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 53:50


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    73. Judge It Like It's Hot

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 67:39


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    72. We're Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 77:05


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    71. Just Smack It

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 48:50


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    70. Are You Smarter Than A Teenager

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 52:03


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    69. Back On Track

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 52:01


    We might not wine and dine you but our 69th episode is sure to be pleasurable! We're finally getting back on track with our regular schedule so today we bring you a little of everything! We've got dad jokes, confession stories, a what kind of spouse are you quiz, and other funnies! Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    68. Odd Hobbies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 58:07


    Join us for our oddity episode, with a brief conspiracy theory, weird hobbies, random animal facts, and more!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    67. The One Where Kierstin Almost Dies

    Play Episode Play 21 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 67:44


    Current events get JUICY today! Be sure to check out this more exciting than normal episode! There are a lot of gory stories so hang onto your cookies! Leah almost throws up at Hannah's disgusting story, Kierstin seriously almost dies AND has a huge update!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    66. Eat The Rich

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 69:29


    Lifestyles of the rich and famous, they're always complaining. Where do rich people send their kids for summer camp? What would you spend your millions on and would you find it frivolous? Is a $100 cup of coffee a splurge or just plain ridiculous. Support vessels, joint bachelor parties, dog custody…we judge it all. If that wasn't enough, we have a Quickfire Judgment: Weird Fair Foods and shower thoughts! If you had fun with us, give us a follow and share with your friends! Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    65. Keep Your Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 48:40


    Join us for another fun episode filled with confessions and topics like over the top professions of love, weird (or maybe adorable) partner quirks, a fun unrelated quiz, and just ridiculous personal choices that make us question how smart people really are! The main takeaway, be a filthy animal and keep the freaking change! You never know when it will come in handy.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    64. Legal Jargon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 61:13


    On today's episode, we dive head first into obscure and, quite frankly, forgettable laws made so long ago your grandma won't even remember. You don't need a fancy law degree to listen to this episode, but you might be scratching your head as to why the government is the way it is. "Efficient" and "practical" are *not* exactly what we would call our powers-that-be after today's listen.Grab your iced coffee or flask full of cheap liquor and tune in for today's newest episode! Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    63. Queen B's VIP Table

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 74:59


    Grab your old water bottle and judge alongside us today. There are some juicy stories, nosy neighbors, AITA stories, and some fun games on today's episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    62. Don't Pee In The Pool

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 59:30


    It's summertime, and that means pool time. Don't pee in the pool, just don't do it, kids. And don't let your horse jump in the pool either, or else a hot fireman might have to come rescue it.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    61. The Dog Did It!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2023 50:04


    Do you blame the dog for your mishaps? Do you steal from your job? Well you'll fit right in, buddy, as we talk about relationships and confessions on today's episode. Grab your favorite drink and your best gasp face as we dive in.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    60. Queen Of The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 66:46


    Oddities, curiosities, and would you rathers are in store for you as we share our latest episode. Would you be Queen of The World and have all-power to change one thing? Find out what we would do during today's episode.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    59. Mystery Meat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 70:36


    It's another round of judgies today and we have some extra special juicy morsels to serve up your way. Starting off, some would you rathers from Kierstin. For our middle course, some AITA stories, and a special game from Leah. Finishing off the menu is some mystery meat prepared just for you by Hannah (try to keep from salivating *too* much.)Tune in for a fun episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    58. Criminals & Dream Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 58:14


    Join us for another current events episode with a smattering of games, jokes, would you rathers and Kierstin's dream love life.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

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    I'll Be Your Wingwoman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 54:08


    It's relationship and confessions time! We're heading into some plutonic territory for some stories about good friends...and we find out just how good of a friend Kierstin might be. Hannah shares a genius product with us on how to deal with annoying milk-thieves in the workplace, as well as some *ahem* dirTAY elderly Netflix and Chill jokes. Leah shares some wingwoman and wingman stories, and you won't want to miss this juicy episode!UdderlockFollow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Science is Sexy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 62:33


    It's our strange, odd, curiosity-filled episode this week, and we have some sexy science, What If's, jokes, and good stories to fill your next hour. Tune in for our latest episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Quickfire Judgments

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 62:50


    Join us today for some judgies, including a new special segment from Hannah wherein Kierstin and Leah quickly judge if they would buy the thing! Grab your favorite old water bottle and join in the fun from wherever you love to listen most.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    54. The Problem With Bread & Butter Pickles

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 46:48


    It's another episode full of current events! We chat over a bovine queen, a human king's - ahem- *scepter*, and there are plenty of games and a bit of trivia this episode! Grab that lukewarm coffee you know is sitting on your counter and tune into today's show!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    53. The Ole' Fess Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 67:26


    We're back with relationships and confessions including a conspiracy theory about two actors, stolen tires, and jokes that could have come right out of a copy of a 1950's Reader's Digest.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Thirsty Thursdays: Ernesto's Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 76:01


    Join us as we chat again with Ernesto, who shares some good stories about the cartels in Mexico. We learn if we are smarter than a drug dealer, and Hannah tells us some mob jokes.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    52. Cabinet of Curiosities

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 59:19


    It's another creepy and odd collection of stories and jokes for you today! Grab your comfort blankie and cuddle up for some weird and strange stories, odd jokes, and overall unsettling chit chat as we dive into today's topic.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    51. Talking To Teddy Bears & Who Wore It Best

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 65:15


    Join us for another round of judgies, including an interesting collection item for adults, a moral and ethical dilemmas  of the feline nature, and a round of Who Wore It Best.You won't want to miss this episode with our trusty water bottle gavel, Hannah's objective viewpoints, Kierstin's eye rolls, and Leah's game of the day.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

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    Episode 50 - Why Jogging is a Bad Idea and Other Current Events

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2023 56:44


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    Episode 49 - How Bout Deez Hazelnuts?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 61:15


    It's another relationship and confessions episode! Hannah has her fess hole stories coming in hot, Kierstin hates the relationship part of "relationships and confessions" theme, and Leah finds some shower thoughts.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Thirsty Thursdays: March Madness Booze Bracket

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2023 64:35


    Grab your drinks and listen in to the most interesting March madness bracket experience ever. What's better than basketball?? BOOZE. And folks we have created the first ever: TB&VoR Booze Bracket. There might not be balls but there is a boob shot glass involved, unprecedented levels of imbibement on an episode, instead of overtime we rock, paper, scissors it…and one of our favorite reoccurring special guests joins us! (follow us on IG for bts.)Definitely one of our least censored episodes so make sure your kids are asleep...or at least wearing earmuffs. Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 48 - Strange, Er, Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 52:39


    We're getting creepy again, and not in that pervy uncle sort of way, you weirdo. It's our conspiracy theory episode and we have some juicy creeps and jeepers to share today. We'll also find out via a reputable online quiz source which conspiracy theory we each are. Listen if you want to get a little weirded out with us, b*tches.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    History Is Hot

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 63:33


    Jump back in time with us as we shamelessly judge historical figures and figurines' hotness levels. P.S. - Kierstin is THRILLED at this activity. Who's hotter? Napoleon Bonaparte? Ramses II? Annie Oakley? You'll just have to listen and find out what we've determined.Join us as we act reeeeeeaaaaall judgemental about internet situations we've literally just googled before recording.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Larping Around

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 51:46


    In this episode, we come up with a brilliant business plan that will definitely be amazing and we should absolutely try it. We find some good internet news stories, and talk about our own current events.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Weird Dates & Celebrity Soulmates

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 52:55


    Join us as we talk about relationships and confessions, play some new games, and we find out who our celebrity soulmates are!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 44 - Am I Dreaming?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 43:39


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    Thirsty Thursdays: V-Day Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2023 78:48


    Join us for a very special February V-Day Thirsty Thursdays episode! Grab your favorite drink and listen in as we chat all things slightly inappropriate and very suggestive. We play some games, Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 43 - Valentine's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 57:25


    Happy Valentine's Day from The Two Bitches & The Voice of Reason!We have some juicy judgies for you today! We've got tiny boob stories, a real life scene from Love Actually, and a ridiculous married-but-have-to-sleep-in-separate-room scenario you won't want to miss!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 42 - The Bitches Are Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 45:32


    We know you missed us, listeners but hey, sometimes we need a winter's break! But we're back, refreshed, and ready to go again, and again, and....you get the idea.Today we are remembering how to podcast with an updates episode as we look with hope into the fuzzy horizon that is 2023. Will it be a good year, a great year? Who the hell knows, but we're excited to see what happens.Join us for our first episode of 2023!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Coming Together For The Holidays - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2022 49:31


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    Thirsty Thursday - Coming Together For The Holidays Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2022 57:19


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    Episode 41 - Don't Follow The Light

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 45:21


    It's another creepy episode full of weird and unexplained stories we share from online. We revisit one of Hannah's phobias, and Kierstin gets teary-eyed over a vegetable. Tune in for another episode with Two Bitches & The Voice of Reason!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

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    Communicate, A**hole!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 65:24


    Join us for some judgies where we give our unsolicited opinions and pass judgement on internet stories we have absolutely no connection to. Do you have a story we can judge? Send it our way and we'll highlight it on our next judgies episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 39 - Updates & Current Events

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 50:48


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    Thirsty Thursdays - Thanksgiving Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 65:29


    Happy Thanksgiving, all you saucy bitches. We have a special guest joining our chat, some festive cocktails, and we talk all things Thanksgiving, making sure to keep things extra naughty. Grab a drink and tune in to listen!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 38 - Life Is Like A Weiner

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 49:38


    Join us for some relationship confessions and juicy scenarios we discuss! Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 37 - Really Helpful Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 50:52


    Fly the friendly, er, ghostly skies as Hannah shares some spooky and unexplained air travel stories. Leah shares an experience with a bossy gate agent, and we record in a new location!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 36 - Just The (Business) Tip

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 64:25


    We get judgy today with some scenarios you'll love to judge alongside us. Leah "manages" to co-"work" in some business tips throughout the conversation, much to the delight of Hannah and eye-rolling of Kierstin. Grab a drink, settle in, and let's get our judgies on!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 35 - #Adulting

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 51:53


    Join us for some current event topics and #adulting conversations as we catch up on life and all the exciting things that make adulthood boring, er, basic b*tch, erm, "authentic ." Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Episode 34 - Our Creepy Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2022 42:41


    Happy spooky season, folks! Today we gathered around the proverbial fire for some good old ghost tales and unexplained stories to honor Halloween coming up! Put your sluttiest or funniest costume on, grab a mug of spiked apple cider, and tune in to listen to our creepy Halloween episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

    Thirsty Thursdays - Ernesto Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 45:36


    Join us for part 2 of our Thirsty Thursdays episode with Ernesto!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.comFollow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

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