Two Bitches & The Voice of Reason

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We might not wine and dine you but our 69th episode is sure to be pleasurable! We're finally getting back on track with our regular schedule so today we bring you a little of everything! We've got dad jokes, confession stories, a what kind of spouse are you quiz, and other funnies! Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us for our oddity episode, with a brief conspiracy theory, weird hobbies, random animal facts, and more!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Current events get JUICY today! Be sure to check out this more exciting than normal episode! There are a lot of gory stories so hang onto your cookies! Leah almost throws up at Hannah's disgusting story, Kierstin seriously almost dies AND has a huge update!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Lifestyles of the rich and famous, they're always complaining. Where do rich people send their kids for summer camp? What would you spend your millions on and would you find it frivolous? Is a $100 cup of coffee a splurge or just plain ridiculous. Support vessels, joint bachelor parties, dog custody…we judge it all. If that wasn't enough, we have a Quickfire Judgment: Weird Fair Foods and shower thoughts! If you had fun with us, give us a follow and share with your friends! Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us for another fun episode filled with confessions and topics like over the top professions of love, weird (or maybe adorable) partner quirks, a fun unrelated quiz, and just ridiculous personal choices that make us question how smart people really are! The main takeaway, be a filthy animal and keep the freaking change! You never know when it will come in handy.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

On today's episode, we dive head first into obscure and, quite frankly, forgettable laws made so long ago your grandma won't even remember. You don't need a fancy law degree to listen to this episode, but you might be scratching your head as to why the government is the way it is. "Efficient" and "practical" are *not* exactly what we would call our powers-that-be after today's listen.Grab your iced coffee or flask full of cheap liquor and tune in for today's newest episode! Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Grab your old water bottle and judge alongside us today. There are some juicy stories, nosy neighbors, AITA stories, and some fun games on today's episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

It's summertime, and that means pool time. Don't pee in the pool, just don't do it, kids. And don't let your horse jump in the pool either, or else a hot fireman might have to come rescue it.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Do you blame the dog for your mishaps? Do you steal from your job? Well you'll fit right in, buddy, as we talk about relationships and confessions on today's episode. Grab your favorite drink and your best gasp face as we dive in.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Oddities, curiosities, and would you rathers are in store for you as we share our latest episode. Would you be Queen of The World and have all-power to change one thing? Find out what we would do during today's episode.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

It's another round of judgies today and we have some extra special juicy morsels to serve up your way. Starting off, some would you rathers from Kierstin. For our middle course, some AITA stories, and a special game from Leah. Finishing off the menu is some mystery meat prepared just for you by Hannah (try to keep from salivating *too* much.)Tune in for a fun episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us for another current events episode with a smattering of games, jokes, would you rathers and Kierstin's dream love life.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

It's relationship and confessions time! We're heading into some plutonic territory for some stories about good friends...and we find out just how good of a friend Kierstin might be. Hannah shares a genius product with us on how to deal with annoying milk-thieves in the workplace, as well as some *ahem* dirTAY elderly Netflix and Chill jokes. Leah shares some wingwoman and wingman stories, and you won't want to miss this juicy episode!UdderlockFollow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

It's our strange, odd, curiosity-filled episode this week, and we have some sexy science, What If's, jokes, and good stories to fill your next hour. Tune in for our latest episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us today for some judgies, including a new special segment from Hannah wherein Kierstin and Leah quickly judge if they would buy the thing! Grab your favorite old water bottle and join in the fun from wherever you love to listen most.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

It's another episode full of current events! We chat over a bovine queen, a human king's - ahem- *scepter*, and there are plenty of games and a bit of trivia this episode! Grab that lukewarm coffee you know is sitting on your counter and tune into today's show!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

We're back with relationships and confessions including a conspiracy theory about two actors, stolen tires, and jokes that could have come right out of a copy of a 1950's Reader's Digest.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us as we chat again with Ernesto, who shares some good stories about the cartels in Mexico. We learn if we are smarter than a drug dealer, and Hannah tells us some mob jokes.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

It's another creepy and odd collection of stories and jokes for you today! Grab your comfort blankie and cuddle up for some weird and strange stories, odd jokes, and overall unsettling chit chat as we dive into today's topic.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us for another round of judgies, including an interesting collection item for adults, a moral and ethical dilemmas  of the feline nature, and a round of Who Wore It Best.You won't want to miss this episode with our trusty water bottle gavel, Hannah's objective viewpoints, Kierstin's eye rolls, and Leah's game of the day.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

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It's another relationship and confessions episode! Hannah has her fess hole stories coming in hot, Kierstin hates the relationship part of "relationships and confessions" theme, and Leah finds some shower thoughts.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Grab your drinks and listen in to the most interesting March madness bracket experience ever. What's better than basketball?? BOOZE. And folks we have created the first ever: TB&VoR Booze Bracket. There might not be balls but there is a boob shot glass involved, unprecedented levels of imbibement on an episode, instead of overtime we rock, paper, scissors it…and one of our favorite reoccurring special guests joins us! (follow us on IG for bts.)Definitely one of our least censored episodes so make sure your kids are asleep...or at least wearing earmuffs. Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

We're getting creepy again, and not in that pervy uncle sort of way, you weirdo. It's our conspiracy theory episode and we have some juicy creeps and jeepers to share today. We'll also find out via a reputable online quiz source which conspiracy theory we each are. Listen if you want to get a little weirded out with us, b*tches.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Jump back in time with us as we shamelessly judge historical figures and figurines' hotness levels. P.S. - Kierstin is THRILLED at this activity. Who's hotter? Napoleon Bonaparte? Ramses II? Annie Oakley? You'll just have to listen and find out what we've determined.Join us as we act reeeeeeaaaaall judgemental about internet situations we've literally just googled before recording.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

In this episode, we come up with a brilliant business plan that will definitely be amazing and we should absolutely try it. We find some good internet news stories, and talk about our own current events.Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us as we talk about relationships and confessions, play some new games, and we find out who our celebrity soulmates are!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

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Join us for a very special February V-Day Thirsty Thursdays episode! Grab your favorite drink and listen in as we chat all things slightly inappropriate and very suggestive. We play some games, Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Happy Valentine's Day from The Two Bitches & The Voice of Reason!We have some juicy judgies for you today! We've got tiny boob stories, a real life scene from Love Actually, and a ridiculous married-but-have-to-sleep-in-separate-room scenario you won't want to miss!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

We know you missed us, listeners but hey, sometimes we need a winter's break! But we're back, refreshed, and ready to go again, and again, and....you get the idea.Today we are remembering how to podcast with an updates episode as we look with hope into the fuzzy horizon that is 2023. Will it be a good year, a great year? Who the hell knows, but we're excited to see what happens.Join us for our first episode of 2023!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

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It's another creepy episode full of weird and unexplained stories we share from online. We revisit one of Hannah's phobias, and Kierstin gets teary-eyed over a vegetable. Tune in for another episode with Two Bitches & The Voice of Reason!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us for some judgies where we give our unsolicited opinions and pass judgement on internet stories we have absolutely no connection to. Do you have a story we can judge? Send it our way and we'll highlight it on our next judgies episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

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Happy Thanksgiving, all you saucy bitches. We have a special guest joining our chat, some festive cocktails, and we talk all things Thanksgiving, making sure to keep things extra naughty. Grab a drink and tune in to listen!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us for some relationship confessions and juicy scenarios we discuss! Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Fly the friendly, er, ghostly skies as Hannah shares some spooky and unexplained air travel stories. Leah shares an experience with a bossy gate agent, and we record in a new location!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

We get judgy today with some scenarios you'll love to judge alongside us. Leah "manages" to co-"work" in some business tips throughout the conversation, much to the delight of Hannah and eye-rolling of Kierstin. Grab a drink, settle in, and let's get our judgies on!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us for some current event topics and #adulting conversations as we catch up on life and all the exciting things that make adulthood boring, er, basic b*tch, erm, "authentic ." Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Happy spooky season, folks! Today we gathered around the proverbial fire for some good old ghost tales and unexplained stories to honor Halloween coming up! Put your sluttiest or funniest costume on, grab a mug of spiked apple cider, and tune in to listen to our creepy Halloween episode!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com

Join us for part 2 of our Thirsty Thursdays episode with Ernesto!Follow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.comFollow us on InstagramEmail us at hello@twobitchesandthevoiceofreason.com