Two Hams & A Byrd

Happy Independence Day to you all! We are joined by 2 of Elijah's Youth Group kids, Kaylynn and Gracellen, in this episode! Silas recounts a prank that he pulled on some of Elijah's coworkers, Rachel shares her favorite 4th of July memes, and Elijah gives us his top 9 weirdest holidays. We hope you enjoy this one!

Yes we know it's been a while! In this episode Rachel shares some of her craziest travel stories, Elijah found some petty break ups on buzzfeed, and Silas shares his top 8 favorite horses! We hope you enjoy it.

Elijah decides to tell 4 stories this time, none of which relate in any way. Silas offers some his latest funny memes he's found. And Rachel tells us the top 10 things she's heard, but there is no context given so Silas and Elijah try to guess the context. We hope you enjoy!

In this episode Silas tells a story about a university professor who was less than cordial when handling a situation, Rachel offers some memes that made her laugh (even though Silas ruins one) and Elijah lays out his top ten least favorite TV show characters. We hope you enjoy it!

In this episode Silas tells us a story about pranking a coworker who failed to sign out of his email on a public computer, Elijah brings some Calvin and Hobbes comics that teach valuable life lessons, and an unfiltered Rachel lists the things she hates the most. We hope you enjoy this one!

Hey all! Happy New Year! For our first episode of this year Elijah tells a story about a prank he pulled whilst working at a camp in Washington, Rachel finds some funny memes including ones about bullying and incorrect accusations, and Silas tells us his top 14 (but 15) favorite superheroes.

Our Christmas episode! Silas and Elijah goofed and were a little unprepared. Thank goodness for Rachel saving the day. Silas tells a story about miscommunication for his job and a Christmas party, Elijah gives a shameless plug about the 5th anniversary of a Christmas Special he did, and Rachel finishes off with some interesting Christmas traditions all over the world. Thanks for listening!

In this episode Rachel brings several story of strange coincidences, Silas tells us his very Doofenshmirtz jingles, and Elijah shares a few cameos, by actors in the originals, in remakes of movies. Thanks for listening!

In this special edition National Treasure episode we bring back our guest Spencer Breeden (check out the Roxanne episode) where he gives us his reviews and opinions of both movies, Rachel offers fun facts about the making of the movies, Silas brings the most iconic quotes, and Elijah just sort of interrupts every now and again!

In this episode we did not communicate very well and as a result we have two lists. We kick things off with Silas telling us his top ten favorite summer Olympic sports, then Elijah relives an account of not holding things down in front of a celebrity, and lastly Rachel tells us some of the weirdest traditions all over the world. Thanks for listening!

Hey all we have decided to do another movie franchise episode! This one is about Shrek, Rachel kicks things off by providing her favorite quotes from the movies. Elijah brings us his favorite memes related to the film series. And lastly, Silas ranks the movies from worst to first. Thanks for listening!

Hey guys! Busy busy busy for us so thanks for being patient in waiting for this episode! In this episode, Silas recounts a tale of when he encounters some less than kind locals in England, Rachel offers some more dad joke memes, and Elijah finds movies that could easily be sports films but have been wrongly placed in different genres. Thanks for checking it out!

It is our 20th episode! Thanks for listening and keeping up with us. In this episode, Elijah brings some stories of people acting strange while he was a server at a cafe, Silas provides some quality memes including one about bionicle, and Rachel gives her top 12 favorite comebacks.

In this episode Rachel provides a sequel story to taking her car to the shop, Elijah found some funny memes about unmet expectations, and Silas gives us his favorite animated movies per year for the past 10 years. Thanks for listening!

In this episode, Silas gives us an account of him trying to fly back to the USA from the UK for Christmas, Rachel shares an online review about sugar-free gummy bears, and Elijah provides us with his top favorite "Carls." Thanks for listening! (Warning: the review Rachel shares has a few choice words. While not curse words, they are words that some might not particularly care for. Elijah doesn't actually like the words.)

Merry Christmas from us at Two Hams & A Byrd! In this festive Episode, Rachel gives us an in-depth review of Christmas With the Kranks, Elijah has a few memes he enjoys, and Silas (trying not to reference movies) ranks the Lord of the Rings books and so naturally we talk about the movies more than we intended. We hope you enjoy this one!

Thanks for checking out the latest episode! In this one Elijah recounts a tale from when he lost a child while working at camp, Silas delivers a meme referencing Julius Caesar, and Rachel lists out the things she should not have done as a child. We had fun with this one and hope you enjoy it!

In this episode Rachel provides us some hilarious stories, one happening to her and one not. Elijah found some funny memes referencing plagiarism, lawyers, walking funny, and Owen Wilson. Finally, Silas brings us his favorite differences between British and American vocabulary.

WE ARE BACK. After a brief hiatus, Silas provides a story from working at a day camp this summer, Rachel brings us some memes pertaining to people encountering awkward situations, and Elijah gives us his Top Ten Movie Series list.

This is the first episode dedicated to a film franchise! In this episode we dissect the ins and outs of the underrated Spy Kids trilogy! Rachel provides her top ten favorite quotes from the movies, Silas gives us some memes dedicated to certain characters, and Elijah ranks the three (not fourth, because that one basically didn't happen) movies from worst to best.

In this episode, Elijah tells a story within a story about working in a coffee shop, Rachel provides some dad joke memes, and Silas ranks the different Jackbox party packs.

In our latest episode, Silas delivers a story about a game he and his coworkers like to play to pass the time, Elijah offers memes about the ultimate meme of Anakin Skywalker, and Rachel gives us the top ten alternative names of famous films. It's a wild time.

In this episode, Rachel provides us with a hilarious story of a time she deceived a teacher to get an extension on her senior project, Silas discusses some satirical memes pertaining to George Lucas improvisational filming of the Star Wars franchise, and Elijah gives us a list of his favorite original Disney Channel shows!

In our longest episode yet Elijah recounts a tale of old from when he worked as a coffee shop manager as he dealt with an employee who was slightly unreasonable, then Rachel tells us of a funny meme that reminded her of an incredible account she penned in her journal as a youngling, and lastly Silas & Andy (our newest guest) give us a list of the top 10 Doctors along with about 10 honorable mentions. We hope you guys are staying safe out there!

We hope you are all staying healthy out there! Silas brings us a story about dealing with high-maintenance people at a summer camp, Elijah discusses a meme related to the Coronavirus, and Rachel provides a list of the Top 11 things she thought would be more problematic in her childhood. Thanks for listening and stay neat.

We have a new guest! Spencer joins us for our new episode and brings us a hilarious experience from a previous workplace, Elijah gives an account of our first documented critical review of our podcast, Rachel has a hilarious meme list of alternatives for "see you later alligator," and Silas brings us the top 1/bottom 6 Shakespeare plays. No Roxanne's were harmed during the making of this episode.

Things are just rolling for us over here at Two Hams & A Byrd. In this episode Silas brings a meme that shows what happens when A.I. attempts to write movie scripts, Rachel tells us a story of unexpected visitors caddied in by a woman with poor vision, and Elijah very subjectively ranks the top 10 supporting characters in animated Disney movies. We hope you enjoy this episode and, as always, stay sweet out there.

In this episode of Two Hams & A Byrd Silas comes in strong with a story about a crazy coincidence with someone in his job as a barista. Elijah discusses a meme about people editing their online dating profiles to deceive others. Then Rachel gives us the Top 11 Harmless Ways to Annoy People. We may or may not reference Borat too many times in this episode so bear with us. We hope you laugh alongside us!

Happy New Year! In our first official episode of 2020 Elijah provides a story of a less than desirable encounter with a customer from when he worked at Barnes and Noble. Rachel brings us a meme that calls out America for being the only country that doesn't use the metric system. Lastly, Silas ranks all 12 Star Wars movies. Warning: if you have not seen the newest Star Wars film, The Rise of Skywalker, there are a few spoilers.

Welcome to our Christmas episode! Silas brings a meme that describes the joys of being compared to siblings from teachers, Rachel provides us quite the story of tragedy (Warning: it is about a small child pooping), and we have our first guest! Zach Hayes and Elijah collaborated for the top 8 Vic Frohmeyer quotes from American Christmas classic, Christmas with the Kranks. For those still listening, we appreciate you. Mur Crimmuh from the 2 Hams & the Byrd.

In our second episode, Elijah brings a meme that addresses millennials, Silas gives an account of an ice escapade (or an ice-scapade) in his world of being a barista, and Rachel quite subjectively ranks the top 9 funnest of facts (even though they may not all be true.) We also give a preview for our upcoming Christmas episode so be on the watch for that! Thanks for listening!

This is the first official episode of Two Hams & A Byrd! Join in as we give a brief intro of ourselves and how our shenanigans have joined us together. We also attempt to share our inspiration for said podcast and logo. Rachel gives an account of a story from one of her previous workplaces and Silas gives us a list of top 6 best sitcom ideas. Thanks for listening!

This is a snippet of how we discuss things. First episode coming soon!