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Andy and Brian hit the stage lights on the Porch to bring you their curated Saturday Night Live all-time hosts, musical guests, cast and Weekend Update anchors. Stay tuned after the show for a special interview with Jay Mohr.

Andy and Brian unlock the Porch this week to discuss a new twist on an old classic. What if you took the sport of American Baseball (beisbol), got rid of the bats, made the ball smaller and used your hand to hit it off a tee? Genius new sport of the future, or brainworm-riddled RFK Jr. fever dream? You decide!

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/partridgecloud/S02E01/gif/aJQlru3HUK8s.gif Andy and Brian bounce back like Dennis Hopper before hopping forward like Big Bopper.

Andy and Brian open up the Porch to answer the question that has bothered mankind for millenia: If a tree falls in the forest and takes out the Dark Web, are you still anonymous??

Ep. 56 - Disneyfan by Andy Metz and Brian Necastro

Andy and Brian open the Porch to kick off the NBA Playoff season. Among other things, you'll hear about: -How are we driving? In other words, how accurate were our preseason picks... -JB Bickerstaff and Cade Cunningham's argument style -Improved rules to turn Adam Silver into Adam Gold -An updated TargetLock (patent-pending) NBA Finals prediction

Andy and Brian open up the Porch for a gala event where they spend a small portion of this episode kicking around ideas for their third and inevitably most glorious EP. It's going to be full of fast beats and faster rhymes (well, actually, they'll ideally sync up....). We also discuss dog breeds and Bounce fabric softener. Enjoy!

Andy and Brian hit the spotlights on the Porch this week to bring you a full episode of NBA news and notes. You'll hear about: -Jonas Valanciunas' pre-game rituals -Memories of 17-year old Bulls' teams -HOT ANALYSIS -Funny jokes.

Andy and Brian open up the porch and find a box of money. April Fools! They actually find a lot of really solid get-rich-quick-ideas. Come to think of it, that's as good as a box of money...

Andy and Brian talk dogs. What is a dog? How do I find a dog? Would you be my dog? Later, they embark on an ill-fated journey to discover potential new domesticated pets.

Andy and Brian open the porch using a cake to celebrate their 50th Episode! After cleaning all the cake off the door, they talk about something near and dear to their hearts... Bond. James Bond.

Welcome back to the Porch! Another week, another foster dog. Bam Bam is now loving her permanent family and getting spoiled rotten. The cutie in this week's photo is Zeke! He's a chihuahua mix who weighs 6 lbs and is about a year old. He just came in from Kentucky with Nappy Roots, and we are looking to get him into a permanent home. Please go to www.tinyntallrescue.com and fill out an application if you live in the Chicago area and want the most adorable little dog in the world (outside of Luna, Otis and Rosie, of course). This week, we are talking three of Brian's favorite beats and verses of all time. (SPOILER ALERT: If you want to guess the beats along with Andy, listen to the episode before reading further). Spoiler Space Spoiler Space Spoiler Space Check out the YouTube Music playlist Beats and Flow for these songs and about 100 more! Beat 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IZE7JSLJU0 GZA - Shadowboxin' (feat. Method Man) from 1995's Liquid Swords Verse 1: GZA's first verse starting at 1:25 mark of the video Beat 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YietowKD0vo Jurassic 5 - A Day at the Races (feat. Percee P and Big Daddy Kane) from 2002's Power in Numbers Verse 2: Big Daddy Kane's verse starting at 2:18 Beat 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dA-aGAX21s Outkast - Bust (feat. Killer Mike) from Big Boi's half of their 2003 album Speakerboxxx Verse 3: Killer Mike's verse starting at 1:46

Join Andy and Brian, as they open up the Porch to let in all the mellifluous sounds of the Bay Area. Brian's Mea Culpa: I guessed multiple rappers who aren't even from the Bay Area, and this is embarrassing. Also, "Blow the Whistle" is an all-time jam and definitely should have been Number 1 with a bullet on this list.

Welcome to the Porch, where Brian uses anti-Italian slurs as episode titles to lessen their sting. That beautiful little dog in the episode picture is Bam Bam. We are currently fostering her in the Chicagoland area, so please visit tinyntallrescue.com and fill out an application if you'd like to adopt her! Andy and Brian will be discussing the fallout from the 2025 All-Star Weekend hosted by retro throwback comedian Kevin Hart. Unfortunately, the event proceeded as if he is a relevant media personality, which led to some unintentionally hilarious moments, but mostly a boring cringe-fest. Lastly, go check the YouTube Music playlist Beats and Flow for all of your smoothest hip-hop needs. Email us at LettermanorLeno999@gmail.com if you have any questions or concerns.

Sorry, Bambi. Andy has spoken! We open up the porch this week to hear other expert criticism of 80+ year old movies and their soundtracks (or lack thereof). As timely as today's headlines! Tune in to find out the answers to all the hottest questions from the streets: -Are any of the movies not racist? -What is Dumbo named after? -What kind of parenting is Bambi's father capable of providing? -How many slots did the Brave Little Toaster have? -Is Olivia d'Abo a Bond girl? -Would Andy or Brian like to be extras in a horror movie?

We're tired of the hemming and hawing from NBA Commish Adam Silver. No more excuses. It's time to right one of the most egregious wrongs in the history of the country, and restore the Supersonics franchise to its full glory in the Emerald City. Shout out to Detlef Schrempf and Sam Perkins.

Andy (40) and Brian (67) celebrate their upcoming birthdays in style...on the porch. SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION WARNING From the makers of the other playlist I plugged a while back consisting of the best heavy metal drummers, please welcome a playlist consisting of the best beats and flows in hip-hop. Search "Beats and Flow" in YouTube Music to follow along. I'll be adding songs from Tres of Bass frequently. Share it with your friends and/or colleagues.

Andy and Brian open up the porch to play some songs!

Andy and Brian open up the porch to allow all the trays of bass to be brought in for our listening pleasure.

Andy and Brian talk about basketball. I wasn't lying in the episode title, what good would that do us?

Andy and Brian discuss their predictions for the upcoming calendar year of 2025.

Hello dear listener, I hope you have had a good week of holiday. Please revisit these predictions from some other weird podcast that no longer exists. I must return to performing feats of strength in accordance with my religious beliefs. Godspeed!

Andy and Brian open up the porch to talk about things.

Brian and Andy open up the porch this week to discuss: -That beautiful dog you see in the episode image, Barbra Jean! We are fostering her right now and looking for a good permanent home. If you live in the Chicagoland area and want a 35lb ball of snuggles to call your own, go to this link: https://almosthomefoundation.org/pets/57404419/ and then email us at LettermanorLeno999@gmail.com so we can look for your application. -What kind of cult our dogs might lead if they were anthropomorphized. -Problem solving in re: the state of Oklahoma.

Andy and Brian discuss the latest folly in the history of Da Bears.

www.democracy2025.org/ www.propublica.org/ www.aclu.org/ www.dsausa.org/ www.plannedparenthood.org/ translifeline.org/about/ innocenceproject.org/

www.democracy2025.org/ www.propublica.org/ www.aclu.org/ www.dsausa.org/ www.plannedparenthood.org/ translifeline.org/about/ innocenceproject.org/ Andy and Brian discuss the bloopers that come with a failed economic model leading to the downfall of a society...among other knee-slappers!

Andy and Brian open the porch to discuss the horrific election results. If you or someone you know is in more danger under the ghoulish incoming regime, please check out the following links. These organizations have been and will continue to be fighting on behalf of the most vulnerable members of our society. Be safe and keep an eye on your neighbor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_misleading_statements_by_Donald_Trump - 589 GODDAMN REFERENCES, YOU MORONS. TIK TOK IS ROTTING YOUR BRAIN If you are just pissed off and want to rage for awhile, we got you covered. Music links at the very bottom. https://www.democracy2025.org/ https://www.propublica.org/ https://www.aclu.org/ https://www.dsausa.org/ https://www.plannedparenthood.org/ https://translifeline.org/about/ https://innocenceproject.org/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzjuReog3Yo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32hUIGnMpOY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thQ8rpkY3Ps - NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zae7HrLwqFY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0oiq7-a5-k

Andy and Brian are talking on the porch.

Andy and Brian open up the porch (it's full of spider webs) to chat and gab. This week, they discuss the Patreon perks they might possibly offer to future patrons. *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because of the AI-generated HellBeast logo. Please enjoy! Share with your fellow drumheads. Send me notes about music you think I'd like. LettermanorLeno999@gmail.com

Andy and Brian discuss their creative process, bad ideas about helium, hand-held microphones and a potential Tres of Base theme song! Speaking of the greatest game created this year, they also play a very special round of Tres of Base...this time it's XL! Go buy the music of the three featured artists in this episode! "Hip-Hop" by Dead Prez "RIP Young (Remix)" by Isaiah Rashad feat. Project Pat and Juicy J "Bobby Boucher" by EarthGang & Spillage Village *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because of the AI-generated HellBeast logo. Please enjoy! Share with your fellow drumheads. Send me notes about music you think I'd like. LettermanorLeno999@gmail.com

Andy and Brian welcome you back to the porch! If this title seems shorter than usual, that's because I made it way shorter out of spite. Apple Podcasts was super delayed uploading last week's episode, and we think it might have been the novel of a title that Brian (cough) wrote. This week, I'm going with 13 characters, including punctuation. Happy, Apple? Happle. *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because of the AI-generated HellBeast logo. Please enjoy! Share with your fellow drumheads. Send me notes about music you think I'd like. LettermanorLeno999@gmail.com

Andy and Brian are back for their 7th Annual NBA Preview Pod. They are so collectively chock full of information about the NBA, that they had to split this into two episodes. Don'tcha dare miss Part 2 next Friday! *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because of the AI-generated HellBeast logo. Please enjoy! Share with your fellow drumheads. Send me notes about music you think I'd like. LettermanorLeno999@gmail.com

Andy and Brian discuss how Rosie's picturs have led the podcast to unprecedented levels of listeners and whether drivers are getting worse. *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because of the AI-generated HellBeast logo. Please enjoy! Share with your fellow drumheads. Send me notes about music you think I'd like. LettermanorLeno999@gmail.com

Andy and Brian are back out on the porch, cooking up ideas for you! From the minds that brought you the smash hits "Let's Get Personal," "Tres of Bass," and "B's Beef" comes a new game that will sweep the nation off its nation-feet. "Letterman or Leno?" combines the concept of repetitive jokes and making fun of Jay Leno to tantalize your brain with joy! *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because of the AI-generated HellBeast logo. Please enjoy! Share with your fellow drumheads. Send me notes about music you think I'd like. LettermanorLeno999@gmail.com

Andy and Brian air out the porch by discussing the following and MORE: -Aggressive Republicans -Bay Area geography -Spreading the gospel of public transit We also play another round of Tres of Bass, where Andy will try to stump Brian with three of his favorite hip-hop beats.

Andy and Brian welcome you back to the porch! This week, we mostly discuss what our entrance music would be if we were closers in Major League Baseball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2cTNOqgPFo

Andy and Brian talk about all the stuff you were wondering about this week. Also, Brian welcomes his THIRD dog, an adorable 25 lb pug mix named Rosie who is as cute as a bucket full of buttons.

Andy Leno and Brian Eubanks discuss the career of Nicolas Cage, future POTUS Andy's agenda for 2032 and MUCH more.

Andy and Brian wrap up a scintillating 3-part LIVE series from the venerable United Center on Madison Ave. Guests for the final episode include: Gallagher vs. Sinbad in a live rap battle! Rita Rudner Paul Provenza Malcolm-Jamal Warner Flo from Progressive with a t-shirt cannon* Eric Andre wearing 100 t-shirts Finale: "Rump Shaker" is played at an increasing volume level until the arena empties. *There is an edit in the podcast due to an unfortunate incident that occurred with the shirt cannon. Flo was trained with a slightly different model, which led to an aiming mishap. Long story short, Benny the Bull will be getting a handsome settlement. Luckily, Flo works for Progressive.

Andy and Brian remain LIVE from the lovely United Center on Chicago's near West side. Guests on this portion of the live show include: The Third Del Rubio Triplet! Sheryl Crow! Elliot Spitzer! John Cougar Mellencamp! Rock Lobster!!

Andy and Brian are coming to you LIVE from a SOLD OUT United Center in Chicago, IL. Their special guests include: Robert Goulet! Ed McMahon! Notorious Shock Jock Wolfman Jack! Eartha Kitt! The Blue Ranger from Power Rangers You Know the One Who Had Glasses? Andy Richter! *Episode 1 of a 3 part series **Guests listed are subject to change

Andy and Brian are back on the porch and chatting up a storm! If airlines gave out free miles for amount of time chatting on a porch, we could fly to Sheboygan.

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Andy and Brian rev up the porch's engine and talk about the following scintillating topics: -Upcoming IN-PERSON recording session in Chicago -Wimbledon fever dreams -NBA movers & shakers

This week's episode brought to you by the Canning Corner. Tired of all those excess fruits and vegetables laying around your house. Take our advice and "Can it, ya creep!" Andy and Brian take a break from pumping out the jam to discuss the following: -Canning -Music that takes you back in time -Train noise -Glove compartment housing -Trampolines -Forced exercise

Welcome, patriot! After years of toiling as double agents in Liberal America, Brian and Andy uncloak themselves to reveal their true colors...RED, WHITE and BLUE!

Brian and Andy are kicking summer off in style, porch-style. What does that mean? Tune in and find out! If you're reading this, you've probably already tuned in, so thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tehmaxy4K6Q Andy and Brian discuss some ramifications of the rebranding efforts before turning their attention to VIDEO GAME JAMZ.

Andy and Brian are on a worldwide tour of porches. Topics this week: -Fashions of the late 90s/early 00s -Jordan Knight -Disney -Why doesn't MTV play music videos if the M stands for Music?!?!?!?!?!? -Being nice If you'd like to get in touch, simply produce and air something on your local public access channel so controversial that it ends up in the national news. Thanks for listening!

Andy and Brian have more conversation topics than the bible has psalms...this week on the Porch!