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Witches discussing magick, tarot, pets, the Universe, and life as witchy folks in our weird and vulgar way. Prepare for lots of cackling. Join us while we explain, define, and explore witchcraft in our daily lives.

Patricia & Sarah


    • Sep 26, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 36 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Witch, Get Weird

    Hot Dog Wings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 64:56


    The witches dive even deeper into their ancestors and find out scandalous details about Judy in the process! Also, obscene amounts of cackling.

    Nancy Hurts Our Feelings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 75:07


    The witches get their feelings get hurt by some tarot cards. We dive deeper into our Ancestral Tarot journeys and get really really mean. That bitch don't miss!

    Get F*cked.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 79:45


    The witches talk more about their ancestors while working through the Ancestral Tarot by Nancy Hendrickson, cackle way to much, and at least once forget they are recording. Also, the * is on purpose.

    Are We Recording? I'm Not Sure...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 53:00


    The witches talk more about Ancestral Tarot by Nancy Hendrickson, Uncle Don, Lee, and Aunt Judy, 70s Sunroom renovations, beads, and peas to the face. Get fucked, Bob, we're moving on with our bullshit.

    Maybe You ARE A Purple Person

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 61:28


    The witches take a break from the Gateway Process to start digging into Ancestral Tarot using Nancy Hendrickson's book of the same name, facing the hard truth about being a Purple Person, and showing you that the Little White Book in tarot is not a bad thing.

    Your Anus Is Not A Magical Solar Panel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 51:54


    The witches talk about The Gateway Experience, again, Summer Solstice, perineum sunning, and out and about witchy goodnes.

    You Are The Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 42:32


    The witches talk about birthday celebrations, psychic readings, Gateway Process progress, and talking to dead people.

    Disappointing, Bob.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 41:05


    The witches complete Tape 6 of the Gateway Process and have some thoughts about it. Introducing that Old Chestnut, Roy, hating on Summer a little bit, and too much cackling.

    When I Was In 'Nam

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 62:19


    The Witches talk about Tape 5 of the Gateway Project. Throw some tarot cards about the message Sarah has been ignoring from her angels, check in on our terrible mental health, and so much more!

    Back On Our Bullshit

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 79:17


    The witches are back together again in the Witch Room recording face to face. Catch up on our Gateway Process experiences, do some pendulum divination with us, and join us for our regular bullshitting!

    Diamond Swirls and Racing Thoughts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 63:30


    The witches talk about their experiences with Wave 3 of the Gateway Process and (mostly Sarah's) struggles with meditation.

    Big Dawn Goddess Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 73:42


    The witches talk about Part 2 of the Gateway Experience recordings and dive into Ostara to get ready for Spring. Stay to the end for a tarot card reading for our listeners!

    Stargate Realness

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 79:50


    The witches dig deep into The Gateway Process and tell you all about it along with their personal experiences with the first recording. Murder, intrigue, and skin suits!

    We Back! Season 2, Witches!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 56:51


    The witches talk about being back to record Season 2 of Witch, Get Weird! We have a new logo, new intro (we so fancy now), and lots of ideas for the new year ahead. Hear about resolutions and how they suck and we didn't make any goals for the new year, except for all the unofficial goals we made for the new year.

    We At 0.1°, Witches!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 73:12


    The witches talk about plants, cake, more plants... Oh! And witch shit! Talking about Yule and the Great Conjunction. This is our last episode of the year and we will be taking a short break but will be back in 2021! Thank you all, dear listeners, for being with us and we look forward to coming back with more of the pseudo-witchy content you love!

    Not A Hard Anus - More About Natal Charts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 66:13


    The witches finish exploring their Natal Charts with Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. And also plants.

    Platurn, Show Me Your Skull!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 62:27


    The witches talk about each other's Natal Charts and dig deeper into the stars telling them all out themselves. So much tea.

    Scott Hamilton's Nocturnal Emissions And Other Astrology Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 67:42


    The Witches talk about Cosmic Witches and dig deeper into their Natal Charts.

    The Stars - Why You Are The Way You Are

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 56:24


    The witches talk about how to use Astrology and your natal chart to tell you all about yourself.

    Samhain- Spirits Are Optional

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2020 87:53


    The witches talk about all things Halloween, Samhain, and The Devil's Piss.

    The Fool's Yeet: Finish Him!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 58:30


    The witches finish their journey through the Major Arcana of the Tarot with The Moon, The Sun, Judgement, and The World. And talk about bugs... a lot.

    The Fool's Yeet - Not Bad... Nah, It's Pretty Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 47:53


    The witches continue looking at the Major Arcana with The Devil, The Tower, and The Star. The Devil and The Tower are rough cards not to be taken lightly. But for real, they will fuck your shit up. Together again in the Witch Room!

    The Fool's Yeet - Tell Me About Myself

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2020 60:46


    The witches continue their exploration of the Major Arcana of the Tarot with The Hanged Man, Death, and Temperance (that bitch). Also, brain meats check-in. Please forgive our occasional recording issues!

    So You're F*cked Up, What Can You Do About It?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2020 63:15


    The witches continue the conversation about mental health with what you can do to help yourself when times are dark both magically and mundanely.

    Are You F*cked Up? Us Too!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 58:24


    The witches talk candidly about mental illness and how of effects their lives and witchcraft practices.

    The Fool's Yeet: Judgey But Accurate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2020 64:36


    The witches communicate with a listener's pet and continue to explore the Tarot with the brutal trio of The Hermit, The Wheel of Fortune, and Judgement.

    The Fool's Yeet: Whippin' A Shitty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2020 57:42


    The witches continue the Fool's Journey with a deep dive into The Lovers, The Chariot, and Strength. What are you gonna do with that Big Dick Mars in Aries energy?

    The Fool's Yeet: Cockblocking God

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2020 75:33


    The witches continue to explore the Major Arcana in tarot and talk about The Empress, The Emperor, and The Hierophant. Honorable mention to all the planetary bullshit going down.

    Tarot: The Fool's Yeet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2020 92:39


    The witches talk about tarot basics and deep dives into the first three cards of the Major Arcana. Featuring the Magician's disco hands and a very vaginal High Priestess.

    Lots of Love Around The World - Animal Communication

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2020 77:45


    The witches talk about using an Animal Communicator for Patches, Patricia's sweet, busy,adorable, old lady dog.

    Crush It and Rub The Juice On Your Body

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2020 90:52


    The witches talk about psychic abilities, stones and herbs, and fucking pelicans.

    Auras and Assholes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2020 56:18


    The witches rant about energy fields, auras, and work bullshit.

    Fucking Crystals

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 59:39


    The witches talk all things crystals- how's, what's, why's, and what's in their bras.

    Just Do It - Spellwork and Magick

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 63:17


    The witches talk about their personal experiences with magick, spellwork, and how to deal with doubt.

    Bleansing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2020 59:25


    The witches talk about cleansing your space physically and energetically. Kick Spring right in the dick, in the best possible way. Books mentioned: "Everyday Witchcraft" by Deborah Blake, "Mrs. B's Guide to Household Witchery" by Kris Bradley, "Witchery" by Juliet Diaz.

    Meet The Witches

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2020 59:16


    Witch, Get Weird's first podcast. Meet the witches as we talk about magick, TikTok, how we met, and our first witchy experiences.

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