99% Goblins

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns deal with the fallout of their attempt at hiring last time, and grapple with their inability to ever make any charisma-based rolls work. Come for the rolls, stay for the rats!   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns try to navigate hiring help.  In this economy?!  No one wants to work anymore?  Or maybe going from intern to tavern owners was too much for these three, and they're just plain bad at it.  Who could say?  You! (Probably)   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.    

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns try to reckon with what happened at the soft open by contemplating their place in the economy and how to interact with law enforcement.  When it comes to family, who do you trust to ask for help?   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take the plunge into opening a business, starting with a Soft Open.  The stakes have never been... softer?  Or... Spookier?   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

A quick update about our release schedule

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take some well earned downtime after a long series of deeds and misdeeds. It's time to get ready for the greatest adventure of all -- running a business!  But, like people always say, you can't run a business without killing a few butterflies.   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns keep up a-heistin'. Is it a Dragonheist? Nope! But eggs are pretty cool!  Maybe they make it out this time! Who can say?   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns keep their eyes on the prize, and try to make out with the loot of the century: big egg! Little Wak, a big kitty, and the usual Qualo-and-a-half gotta get in, get out, and avoid getting splatted by (like?) a bug.  Good luck!   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns stumble around in some magical darkness, experiencing new things. Some spells get thrown around, some faces get schlorped.  Things are going great.   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

A quick announcement about a short break.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns spend some time in an old-folks home. Strangely, afterward, when they process loss and fear, it has nothing to do with aging. Everyone's just doing their best.    All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns spend some time resting and reflecting on how they've grown as people. In some cases, they're twice the person they once were. In others, they really magnify others around them.  And in still others... well, some creepy book stuff counts as personal growth?  Sure, I guess.    All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take a step back from the trials and tribulations of small-business ownership, and get back to their roots by caring for nature.  Or... you know, plants and livestock.  Close enough?   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns continue to work on financing their real estate and alcohol-based venture by working for some criminals.  But these criminals are only interested in solving some murders!  Definitely no ulterior motives here!   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns continue their attempt at visiting a fancy house without breaking too much.  We'll see how that goes.   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   To visit some family friends, our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns become couriers, or gardeners, or... maybe nobles?  The plan makes sense! Promise!   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take on a job to help out another intern. Or maybe benefit from their misfortune.  Ideally, both!   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns get back into the spirit of working for the parks, and go hunting for mushrooms!  Or... hunting for the hunter of mushrooms.  Close enough, probably.   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns learn that owning a bar comes with expenses. And so, like any (somewhat) respectable adventurers, they do what needs to be done: side quests! Hijinks ensue.   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   Our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns accidentally became property owners!  How relatable!  What will these crazy kids get up to next?   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   The adventure continues as our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns keep the fun sewer times a-rolling.  What will be around the next corner? Put on your sewer shoes and come find out!   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   The adventure continues as our three unpaid, Parks-Department interns take a stint cleaning the sewers (and look for a kidnapped himbo).   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   The adventure continues as our unpaid, Parks-Department interns investigate the kidnapping of the town pretty-boy.   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.

99% Goblins is a roleplaying podcast. Join 4 friends as they play Dungeons and Dragons.   The adventure begins as three unpaid, Parks-Department interns are invited to take on some real work. A classic tavern meet-up leads to hijinks and more.   All music was created by Jacob Schlabach.