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Sean, Paul, and Kris are not movie aficionados, but they do love watching and talking about them! Each month, they discuss movies new and old, how they watched them, and whether or not they're worth your time. Welcome to A Theater Near You.

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    A Theater Near You Episode 52: Tombstone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 103:08


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team Tombstone, the best movie about Wyatt Earp ever made. Does this immensely quotable movie still hold up? Of course it does! But was this Val Kilmer's best performance ever? Was this the biggest Oscar snub in history? Let's find out! Plus, Sean doesn't care much for Twisters, Paul goes against the grain with Daredevil: Born Again, and preparations begin for Final Destination!   Useful Links Tombstone Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    A Theater Near You Episode 51: The Search for One-Eye Jimmy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2025 82:47


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched The Search for One-Eye Jimmy, a mocumentary starring a surprising number of talented people that comes really close to being great. Was it still worth the watch? Let's find out!      Useful Links The Search for One-Eye Jimmy Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    ATNY Episode 50: Road House Double Feature

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 94:35


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched a double feature of Road House and Road House, followed by dinner at Texas Road House! How did it all go? Let's find out!      Useful Links Road House Road House Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    A Theater Near You Episode 49: Quigley Down Under

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 83:26


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Quigley Down Under, a movie where Tom Selelck plays a cowboy in Australia, with some wildly inconsistent tones. And a really cool sniper rifle! Enjoy!        Useful Links Quigley Down Under Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    A Theater Near You Episode 48: Paint

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 86:12


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Paint, a movie about a Bob Ross-like character that does a lot of weird stuff, and then there's a fire. Enjoy!        Useful Links Paint Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    A Theater Near You Episode 47: Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2024 94:54


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls, an intensely bizarre movie that might be… brilliant?       Useful Links Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade

    Ep.46 – A Theater Near You Episode 46: The Naked Gun

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 105:52


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched The Naked Gun, a 1988 Leslie Neilsen classic comedy that still brings the laughs today.        Useful Links The Naked Gun Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.45 – A Theater Near You Episode 45: Modern Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 95:00


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Modern Problems, a 1981 Chevy Chase vehicle that's so utterly miserable it's almost hard to believe it's real.        Useful Links Modern Problems Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.44 – A Theater Near You Episode 44: Look Who's Talking

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 100:11


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Look Who's Talking, a movie about a talking baby with telepathy? Maybe? It's got some pretty wild visual effects, John Travolta dancing, Kristie Alley enjoying accounting, and more! What's not to love?        Useful Links Look who's Talking Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade

    Ep.43 – The Karate Kid Marathon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2024 134:49


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team gathered together to watch all of the Karate Kid movies in s single sitting. But as the movies dropped off in quality with each iteration, were they able to maintain their sanity? Just how bad is The Next Karate Kid? Does the 2010 reboot have anything to offer? What does watching the entirety of the Karate Kid animated series do to the human mind? Find out now!        Useful Links The Karate Kid The Karate Kid Part II The Karate Kid Part III The Next Karate Kid The Karate Kid animated series The Karate Kid (2010) Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade

    Ep.42 – The Jacket

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2024 99:33


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the guys watched The Jacket, an intensely bizarre thriller about a man who time travels in a box. It's simultaneously better and worse that that sounds. But was the movie any good? Let's find out.       Useful Links The Jacket Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.41 – The Impostors

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 102:05


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the guys checked out The Impostors, an often overlooked Stanley Tucci/Oliver Platt comedy about two out of work actors, some theater tickets, and an exploding cruise liner. Is it actually a hidden comedy gem, or is it overlooked for a reason? Let's find out!      Useful Links The Impostors Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade

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    Ep.40 – Heathers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2024 84:10


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the guys checked out Heathers, a dark comedy about popularity and murder. This was a very 80s movie, but does it stand the test of time? Just how cute is Christian Slater? How much murder is too much murder? Let's find out!       Useful Links Heathers Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.39 – Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 104:40


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, it was Ghostbusting time again as the trio traveled to their local theater to check out Frozen Empire. Do the Ghostbusters still have it, or is it time to put this franchise on ice? Let's find out! Useful Links Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.38 – F/X 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2024 102:08


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team entered the world of crime solving special effects with F/X 2! Was Brian Dennehy's performance electric enough to justify it taking 40 minutes for him to even show up? Does the sequel live up to the lofty standards set by the original? What the heck is going on with that robot clown? Let's find out!      Useful Links F/X 2 Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.37 – Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2024 129:47


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team travelled to the galaxy far, far away to watch Ewoks: The Battle for Endor starring Wilfred Brimley. What strange and wonderful new Star Wars lore did they learn about? Just how many Brimley buffalo shots were there? Let's find out!      Useful Links Ewoks: The Battle for Endor Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.36 – Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2024 79:08


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team tackled the latest Dungeons & Dragons movie, which was far more silly and entertaining than expected. Also, sorry for all the coughing.     Useful Links Dungeons & Dragons Honor Among Thieves Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.35 – 2023 Christmas Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2023 80:54


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul was unfortunately out sick, so Sean and Kris were joined by Karen from This week's Episode to talk about some of their favorite Christmas movies.    Useful Links Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.34 – Caddyshack II

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 93:22


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch Caddyshack II, a sequel with an absolutely dreadful reputation. But is it as bad as they say?   Useful Links Caddyshack II Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.33 – Big Trouble in Little China

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 102:22


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch Sean's favorite movie of all time, Big Trouble in Little China. Has this cult classic stood the test of time, or is there indeed big trouble on the horizon? Let's find out.    Useful Links Big Trouble in Little China Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.32 – Asteroid City

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 88:27


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch the Wes Andreson movie Asteroid City. Sean's never been a fan of Anderson's films, but will this weird story about… something… turn him around? Useful Links Asteroid City! Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.31 – 2001: A Space Odyssey

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2023 119:39


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris tackle the sci-fi classic 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's one of the most important science fiction movies ever created, and a favorite of Stanley Kubrick fans, but is it any fun to watch? Just how long does an establishing need to be? What the heck is up with that floating rectangle? Did we all turn into giant space babies? Let's find out.  Plus, in an effort to avoid talking about this movie for as long as possible, the guys talk about the recent strikes in Hollywood, the joys of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, what they've all been watching on TV lately, and a whole lot more. Useful Links 2001: A Space Odyssey Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.30 – Zapped!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 94:21


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris experienced Zapped!, the worst possible prequel to Who's the Boss imaginable. How many sexual assault crimes were committed in this movie? Let's find out.  Useful Links Zapped! Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.29 – Young Einstein

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2023 97:20


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris endured the Yahoo Serious vehicle Young Einstein. How many apples were in this movie? Let's find out.  Useful Links Young Einstein Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.28 – Fast X

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 71:30


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris go see Fast X together. Paul's a huge fan, Kris watched them all 15 minutes at a time on a dare, and Sean's never seen any of them before. So, what did they all think? Let's find out!  Useful Links Fast X Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.27 – XXX

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 104:40


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, coming off their recent Fast & Furious marathon, naturally the pick for the letter X was the other Vin Diesel vehicle XXX. But is it any good, even ironically? Let's find out.                            Useful Links XXX Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.26 – Weekend at Bernie's II

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 107:14


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch Weekend at Bernie's II. Are dancing corpses with voodoo curses truly the pinnacle of comedy? Let's find out.                           Useful Links Weekend at Bernie's II Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.25 – Violent Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2023 84:51


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch Violent Night. It may be March, but the holiday spirit is still in the air, but is that necessarily a good thing? And what happens when you watch every Fast & Furious movie 15 minutes at a time? Let's find out! Useful Links Violent Night Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.24 – The Untouchables

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 122:24


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch The Untouchables. A movie where a small child explodes, a dude gets beat to death with a baseball bat, Kevin Costner plays Kevin Costner, and Sean Connery eats a sausage like an apple.                          Useful Links The Untouchables Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.23 – The Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 139:22


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch the 1982 sci-fi horror classic The Thing. Kris had never seen this one, nor is he a fan of horror movies. So did they all enjoy themselves, or did they just skip it and eat a nice bowl of Quaker Oats? Listen to this thing and find out!                          Useful Links The Thing Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.22 – Surf Ninjas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2022 105:37


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch the cinematic masterpiece that is Surf Ninjas. There's surfing, ninjas, Leslie Neilson as a cybernetic warlord, a 30 year old Rob Schneider attempting to pass for a high school student, and the assertion that money can't buy knives. Enjoy.                          Useful Links Surf Ninjas Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.21 – Rocky Marathon

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 122:40


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, Kris, and special guest Greg  made the frankly absurd decision to watch all 6 Rocky movies in one day. Did they exceed the daily recommended dose of Balboa? Absolutely. But how was the experience? Let's find out!                        Useful Links Rocky franchise Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.20 – Quick Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 125:06


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris checked out the 1990 Bill Murray vehicle Quick Change. How does it hold up after all these years? Have any of them tried to rob a bank dressed as a clown? Let's find out!                        Useful Links Quick Change Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.19 – Pitch Perfect

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 98:53


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris went to the theater together to celebrate the anniversary of their P pick, Pitch Perfect. It was totally planned that way! What did they learn about the cutthroat world of acapella? What does Sean think about the Queen? Let's find out!                       Useful Links Pitch Perfect Support Geekade on Patreon Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Geekade Twitter Geekade Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.18 – Office Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris go with Kris's pick for the letter O which is the comedy classic Office Space. It's a movie that defined a generation of workers, and really hates printers. Does it hold up? Is doing nothing everything it could be? Find out now! Useful Links Support Geekade on Patreon Office Space Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.17 – The Natural

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2022


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris go with Paul's pick for the letter N with The Natural. It's a baseball movie classic that has some really strange stuff going on in it. Does it hold up? What does Paul really know about Cool Runnings? How dry is Kris's basement? Find out now! Useful Links Support Geekade on Patreon The Natural Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.16 – Masters of the Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2022


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul and Kris travel through the dimensions to watch Masters of the Universe, a movie that was made on purpose. Like so many other films based on existing properties that take place in fantastic worlds that people would love to see in live action, Masters of the Universe takes our heroes away from that world and brings them into ours, because of reasons. Does it hold up? Was it ever good to begin with? Let's find out! Useful Links Support Geekade on Patreon Masters of the Universe Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.15 – Lawnmower Man

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2022


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris dive into The Lawnmower Man, a bizarre piece of cinematic history that Stephen King sued twice to have his name removed from. Is it somehow worse than King Solomon's Mines? Just how long was this movie supposed to be? Why wasn't there considerably more monkey? Let's find out!                     Useful Links Support Geekade on Patreon Lawnmower Man Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.14 – King Solomon's Mines

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris take a look at the 1985 “classic” King Solomon's Mines, which shamelessly rips off Indiana Jones, even though the novels it was based on are what inspired Indiana Jones in the first place. It's chock full of terrible acting, blatant racism, and a lot of explosions. But was it fun to watch? Let's find out! Useful Links Support Geekade on Patreon King Solomon's Mines Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.13 – Jaws

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2022


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean and Paul discuss Jaws with Kris, who has somehow never seen it before now. Did it live up to the hype, or did it fail to make a splash? Useful Links Support Geekade on Patreon Jaws Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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    Ep.12 – Innerspace

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2022


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss their letter I pick, Innerspace. It's the tale of a tiny Dennis Quaid stuck inside a goofball Martin Short, and hijinks ensue. It's also VERY 1980's. Plus, the state of hoarding among our hosts, a deep dive into the creation of Girl Scout Cookies, and more! Useful Links Support Geekade on Patreon Innerspace Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    Ep.11 – The History of Future Folk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2022


    Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss their letter H pick, The History of Future Folk. It's a tale of space aliens, banjos, and strange red suits. How did it go? Also, an impromptu discussion on The Book of Boba Fett, Sean and Paul's detailed impressions of Gigli, and more! Useful Links Support Geekade on Patreon The History of Future Folk Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

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