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The Stone Age Gamer is a podcast where we discuss all facets of retro gaming, whether it be the bustling arcades of the 70's and 80's, crazy commercials and promos, or just how much we like a specific game! Check back with us weekly for a new episode!

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    SAG Episode 574: I Take No Pleasure

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 196:30


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris open the SAG BAG to answer your burning questions. Once again, many had very little to do with video games, and a lot to do with Dan's sex life. Great job, everyone! In Week Old News, we discover a 1981 reference in Donkey Kong Bananza, Chuck E. Cheese goes after adults, and OneXSugar is super weird. Oh, and Microsoft laid off a metric ton of people even though their profits were doing just fine. Sigh. Then, in The Checkpoint, well, nothing. They didn't do the checkpoint because they spent a few hours answering the SAG BAG. Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 573: This Dude is a Building

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2025 154:08


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you yet another lackluster 10 20 30 40. There were a few standouts, like Psychonauts for PS2 and Street Fighter Alpha making its arcade debut, but all in all, it's pretty meh. In Week Old News, the Street Fighter movie gets some questionable casting choices, the Amico crew still insists the console is coming out someday, Mario Kart World gets a baffling update, and more! Then, in The Checkpoint, Dan goes on a home remodeling spree, while Kris spends way too much time cleaning out his garage. Plus, Dan almost gets Death Stranding 2, Donkey Kong Bananza impressions, Karate Kid Street Rumble's stunning mediocrity, and more! Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 572: Dolphin on Dolphin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 200:31


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris spend an absurd amount of time ranking every Mario Kart character, because it's almost his birthday, and why not? How does Dan feel about all these new Mario Kart characters? Can anything beat Donkey Kong? Let's find out In Week Old News, Donut Dodo is getting a sequel, Switch 2 is off to a great start, Atari's Adventure is making a comeback, and more! Then, in The Checkpoint, Dan saves a kitten, Kris needs new appliances, Mario Kart World is still fun, and more! Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 571: Horticulture, I Guess?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2025 225:29


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris try their darndest AGAIN to recap the a literal eternity of trailers presented in the various summer showcases that hit this past week, from PC Gaming Showcase, to the ambitious Xbox Games Showcase, to whatever the heck Devolver Digital's presentation was this year, and beyond. Then, in The Checkpoint, Kris gets really heated about internet rage culture and the unfathomable disappointment that is Switch 2 Welcome Tour. Also, washing machine woes, Mario Kart joys, and Dan, well, he didn't really do anything but watch trailers all week. Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 570: That Sweet Petroleum Aftertaste

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 205:05


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris try their darndest to recap the over 12 hours of trailers presented in the various summer showcases that hit this past week, from the Horror Game Awards Summer Showcase to a surprisingly outstanding State of Play, Summer Games Fest, and more. Did they lose their minds wading through these things? Were the likes of Scott Pilgrim, Ninja Gaiden Ragebound, Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection, and Metal Gear Solid Delta enough to drive them truly mad? Then, in Week Old News, well, there was no Week Old Mews. It was just all these showcases! Finally, in The Checkpoint, Kris got the Switch 2! He recaps his experience getting it at the midnight launch, how the setup went, and how late he was up messing around with it on Day 1. Plus, Welcome Tour and Mario Kart World impressions, the joys of backward compatibility, Link's Awakening at a steady framerate, and more! Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Podcast 569: Living in Pac-Sin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2025 129:28


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris board the SAG Cartoon Express to check in with a classic episode of Pac-Man. How will he handle the disappearance of his power pellet forest? What does the villain have to do with Manos: The Hands of Fate? Will we finally learn Ms. Pac-Man's real name??? The answers to these burning questions and more will be answered!    Then, in Week Old News, EA Cancels Black Panther and the studio behind it, Hasbro gets Dan excited for a fresh set of Marvel Legends based on MVC, and GameStop bought half a Billion dollars worth of Bitcoin for some reason. Plus, it's Not-E3 season! So the guys covered the OTK Games Expo, TinyBuild Connect, Thinky Games Direct, Evercade Showcase, and Indie Quest presentations. Were there any awesome standout games announced? Let's find out!       Finally, in The Checkpoint, Kris tries out the new Sea of Stars DLC, tests his Karate skills in Karate Kid: Street Rumble, and gets sick, because why not? Meanwhile, Dan says goodbye to one of his dogs, and heads to an arcade where Groove Coaster and Godzilla VR impress the pants right off of him.      Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Podcast 568: Filled With Goo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 162:27


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you a very weird 10 20 30 40. There's a metric ton of mediocrity, the launch of the Sega Saturn, and a month of literally no new video game releases? That can't be right, can it? Then, in Week Old News, someone made Minecraft in Mario 64, Playtonic gets hit with layoffs, a set of new Ditto plush gets creepy, and more! Finally, in The Checkpoint, Kris enters the breakneck world of garbage disposal replacement, Dan gives us updates on Tiff's health while extolling the virtues of Blue Prince, Kris makes some truly wretched protein shakes, and spends some quality time not playing Mario Kart Live. Oh, and Adventure has a multiplayer mode now! Enjoy! Useful Links Head to Head adventure Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade

    SAG Episode 567: You Are the Fingers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 194:46


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris get caught up in the Switch 2 update-mania and discuss every single Nintendo-published Switch game to see what they think will happen to them on Switch 2. Will Pokken Tournament get a performance boost? Will Sushi Striker make a shocking comeback? Will Pikmin 4 finally get DLC? Let's find out! Then, in Week Old News, Fatal Fury isn't doing so well, Darth Vader gets fresh on Fortnite, Tekken tries to woo Waffle House, and there's a shark noise in Super Mario 64 that takes 14 years to hear? Finally, in The Checkpoint, Kris professes his love of Killer Instinct Gold, as well as his hatred of mild lumbar spondylosis, while Dan professes his love of Orange Creamsicle Cap'n Crunch and Lemon Cheerios. Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 565: DAAAAAVIDSON is in the House

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 132:44


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris finally catch up on the Alphabet Soup-er Series. It was Dan's pick for the letter V, and he went with the GameCube classic Viewtiful Joe. How does this movie themed action game stand the test of time? What does HMD stand for? Why does Joe look like nerdy Fred Durst? Let's find out! Then, in Week Old News, Nintendo gets unsurprisingly litigious, Ecco is making a comeback that might be linked to the Amico, and EA is being slightly… not evil? Finally, in The Checkpoint Dan gives an update on Tiff's condition, and gives his final impressions of South of Midnight, while Kris gets a new weed wacker and tries his hand at Shotgun Cop Man. Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Break Music Viewtiful Joe - Joe the Hero Ecco the Dolphin - Undercaves Donkey Kong Country Returns - Treetop Rocl Returns South of Midnight - The Witch's Nose Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 565: So Much Butt Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 156:40


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris board the Cartoon Express for a very strange episode of Mortal Kombat: Guardian of the Realms. This cartoon was surprisingly watchable in comparison to a handful of other things they've watched, but was it good enough to take the top spot for the year? Why the heck is Ron Perlman voicing Stryker? Why the heck is Stryker in this show in the first place? Let's find out! Then, in Week Old News, Limited Run Games gets itself in a whole heap of trouble. The 3DS leaves the Louvre, GTA VI shifts its date, and more! Finally, in The Checkpoint (it has a name now!) Dan and Kris once again had busy weeks. Dan is still really enjoying South of Midnight, while dealing with some fresh health issues in his house. (Don't worry, he's fine). Meanwhile, Kris had an epic battle with UPS, rediscovered his love of Rogue Squadron II, and more! Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Break Music Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm - Theme The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the WIld - Kass' Theme Chrono Trigger - Corridors of Time Star Wars Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader - Main Title Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 564: What Quantity of Domino's Pizza is Worth $75

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 143:18


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dana nd Kris tackle a very interesting 10 20 30 40. PS2 once again had a killer month, but could the Xbox finally claim a victory? Also, Mortal Kombat 3 and Paperboy hit arcades, The Sega CD has a surprisingly solid month, the GameCube has one of its worst months ever, and more! . Then, in Week Old News, Outrun and Split/Fiction are the next games to get movie adaptations, Paul Rudd returns to the 90s for an excellent Switch 2 commercial, Oblivion is here, and more! Finally, Dan and Kris both had busy weeks, but still managed to spend some quality time with Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap, some classic Mario Kart games, and Kris regails us all with the tale of him getting a Switch 2 pre-order. Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Break Music Shovel Knight - Strike the Earth Outrun - Passing Breeze The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - Lost Woods Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap - Monster Town Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 563: Man Icarus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 192:25


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Kris was feeling a bit under the weather, so they delayed talking about Viewtiful Joe in favor of doing something easier. Except that ranking every Nintendo franchise that's not on Switch is WAY HARDER than talking about Viewtiful Joe! So yeah, buckle up for that marathon of nonsense. Then, in Week Old News, Nintendo finally opens pre-orders for Switch 2 in North America, and increases the prices of its accessories. Speaking of price increases, Sony made the PS5 more expensive again, too. Finally, Dan's been playing a bunch of stuff from a Humble Bundle, particularly Gato Roboto, which is excellent. Meanwhile, some nice folks did something really nice for Kris, while he worked himself to death, and played a few more minutes of Paper Mario. Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Break Music Pro Wrestling - Match The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures - Field Virtual Boy Wario Land - Level Theme 1 Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Battle Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 562: That's a Bit Ostentatious

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 167:46


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris board the SAG Cartoon Express for another dose of Double Dragon. After last year's Virtual Reality episode, the expectations are high. But was that a bad idea? Is this show actually hot garbage? Probably, but the only way to find out for sure is to listen on! Then, in Week Old News, Nintendo's messaging around the Switch 2 continues to cost them every shred of good will they've built up over the past decade, Farming Simulator officially comes to Sega Genesis, Doom gets an absurd collectors edition, and more! Finally, the guys talk about what they've been playing, some delicious burritos, Mario Kart World characters, and a whole lot of other nonsense. Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Break Music Double Dragon - Theme Mario Kart 8 - Wii Moo Moo Meadows Katana Zero - Sneaky Driver Yume Kojo Doki Doki Panic - Overworld Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 561: Double Direct Bananza!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 256:10


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris dissect the two Nintendo Directs we just had. First, the super weird Nintendo Switch Direct, featuring some fantastic surprises like Rhythm Heaven and Marvel Invasion, among others. It was an odd choice to drop this Direct so close to the Switch 2 one, but it was a pleasant surprise. Then, the big one. The Switch 2 Direct. They break down everything they learned from the Direct itself and all the various haphazard announcements surrounding it, including its ill-advised pricing structure, the tech specs, and of course, the games! What did they make of Donkey Kong Bananza? How awesome does Mario Kart World look? Why does Metroid Prime 4 look so much better on Switch 2? Why does that new From Software game look like hot garbage? Find out! Plus, Dan continues to get better, especially following his super posh vacation, and Kris got to see the Minecraft movie, which was way more fun than he expected it to be. Enjoy! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Break Music Rhythm Heaven Fever - Flock Step Mario Kart 8 - GBA Mario Circuit Donkey Kong Country Restored - Cranky Kong Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Halland Dalarna Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 560: The Bongo Combos

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 190:04


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris make up for their criminally short episode last week with news of Dan's cancer-free status! Also, the latest Marvel casting news, and oh yeah, one heck of a 10 20 30 40! This month marked the release of the PSP AND the original God of War for PS2. There were some other killer releases, too, but Sony once again dominated the charts. In Week Old News, there was a surprise Nintendo Direct announced, and the guys made some predictions that will probably prove to be false in short order. But who knows? We also got some new NES game discoveries, some insight on how to properly pronounce Balatro, and more! Finally, Kris got to spend some quality time with the brilliant Breakout Beyond, ate some birria flavored burgers and quesadillas, Dan's starting to regain the use of his hands, and more! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie What's New at Stone Age Gamer HyperBoy+ 32Mbit Flash cart Virtual LEns 2.0 Break Music God of War - Aegean Storm Balatro - Main Theme Metroid Prime - Title Theme Be Brave, Barb - Bubu Burg Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 559: Health and Human Services

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 23:31


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you possibly the shortest numbered episode of the podcast ever. Dan had his surgery a few days ago, and he just isn't up to doing all that much talking. But the scheduled 10 20 30 40 was too chock full of PlayStation to NOT have Dan talk about it, so they just did a quick recap of their weeks, and called it a night. Hopefully service will return to normal by next week. Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us

    SAG Episode 558: Earthworm James

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 208:45


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris dive into the SAG BAG! You asked questions, and they tried their best to answer them. All of them. No matter how bizarre. Honestly, there were some really great questions, and they had a lot of fun answering them. Then, in Week Old News, Super NES consoles are getting faster for some reason, Katamari Damacy returns on Apple Arcade, Mortal Kombat Nitro gets some official gameplay footage, and more! Finally, Dan plays Vengeance Hunters, Kris jumps for joy in Be Brave, Barb. But Paper Mario is still great, and Dan's hands are getting better! Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer HyperBoy+ 32Mbit Flash cart D6 Dreamcast Wireless Controller Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Jurassic Park - Triceratops Trot Mortal Kombat (SNES) - Player Select Vampire Survivors - BGM 2 Be Brave, Barb - Rara Range

    SAG Episode 557: I Got All Wheel Drive

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 166:12


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you this month's Alphabet Soup-er Series! It was Kris's pick for the letter U and he went with UN Squadron for Super NES. This classic Capcom shoot em up was quite different from its arcade counterpart, and is often cited as one of the best Super NES games around. Does it live up to its reputation? Let's find out! Then, in Week Old News, Activision delivers some grimy AI slop, but also gives the world more old Tony Hawk games. Plus, Acclaim is apparently back, Nintendo Switch Online gets one of the best games ever made, Suikoden comes to mobile phones, and more! Finally, Dan still can't really play as many games as he wants, and Kris has had a headache for the last 3 weeks. But Paper Mario is great, as is the new Daredevil show! Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Not much to report Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music UN Squadron - Front Line Base Wizards & Warriors - Forest PMario's Picross - BGM 2 Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Special Battle

    SAG Episode 556: Pilot Hairs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 189:37


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris hop aboard the cartoon express for another classic episode of Mega Man. This one is Bot Transfer, an episode about Mega man and Snake Man switching bodies. It's got terrible evil plots, spacious airplanes, very large hotel doors, and some “memorable” one-liners. How does it stack up to Zelda and Darkstalkes? Let's find out! In Week Old News, a Retro-Bi translator has some weird defenses for plagiarism, Tetris Forever gets two more games, Warner Bros. closes some studios and lays off a bunch of people, and more. Finally, Dan gives us an update on his health situation, Kris gets courted by local politicians, the guys try the new Neo Geo game Vengeance Hunters, and a whole lot more. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer gcomp gscart Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Mega Man - Theme Song Type C - Tetris Time Warp Pokemon Red & Blue - Pewter City Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Goombella

    SAG Episode 555: The Same Root Vegetables at the Same Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 168:18


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the February 10 20 30 40 for 2025, and it's a doozie. Some truly barren release schedules are saved by some fun mispronunciations on Kris's part, as well as some genuinely great months for some handhelds, and the end days of the 16-bit console wars. Just how bad did things get during the US video game crash? Let's find out! In Week Old News, Switch games prove to be more fireproof than anyone expected, more industry layoffs make everyone sad, but then Devolver Digital released a trailer for a game called Shotgun Cop Man, and smiles returned. Also, Nintendo sued the crap out of a company for ripping off Pokemon, so that was fun. Finally, Dan got himself a new car, we read some excellent listener mail, define the term “guilty pleasures,” discuss the ending of Stray, and a whole lot more. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Vengeance Hunters Sinden Lightgun with Recoil Sinden Lightgun Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Fantasy Zone - Opa-Opa We Didn't Start the Fire - DJSpace Retrotunes Pokemon Red & Blue - To Bill's Bit.trip RUNNER - Impetus

    SAG Episode 554: I Groundenated on the Helicopter

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 183:42


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan's pick for the Alphabet Soup-er Series was Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, a game that Kris has surprisingly never played. How does it hold up? Is the game as good as its soundtrack? How many dumb skateboarding terms can Kris conjure to make it sound like he know what he's talking about? Let's find out! Then, in Week Old News, Sony hit us with a rather impressive State of Play, including fresh looks at Monster Hunter, that new Shinobi game, and more. Plus, Jeff Minter reimagines yet another Atari arcade classic, the creator of Dadish is back with an emotionally unstable cactus, PSN's outage raises preservation questions, and more. Finally, Dan still hasn' tbeen able to play much since his hands aren't working all that well, and Kris got hit with a snow day, so his playtime was truncated as well. But he did get to see the new Captain America movie, which was pretty rad. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Win a Mega EverDrive Pro! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 - Guerilla Radio Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! - Opponent Down Shinobi - Stage 1 Dog Man: Mission Impawsible - Just Funk It

    SAG Episode 553: I'm Just Gonna Raw-Dog Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 105:11


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris ride the Cartoon Express all the way to Capcom's Darkstalkers! And guess what! It was wretched! How anyone was able to take Capcom's awesome character designs and turn them into something this awful is beyond us. But what was the worst offender? What's the next stop on the express? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Dan continued to struggle to use his hands, so his game playing time was limited. But Kris spent some time with Looney Landers, the new VCS title front eh creator of Donut Dodo, the surprisingly solid version of Stray for Switch, the Dog Man game, and more. Finally, in Week Old News, pinball is great, people like Mega Man, a Intellivision Amico rises from the dead, and more. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer NES Hub Pokemon Plush gcomp Morph 4K Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Stray - The Notebooks Mega Man 11 - Bounce Man Stage Bit.trip RUNNER - Impetus Darkstalkers - Intro

    SAG Episode 552: An Infusion of Hot Furniture

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 113:22


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the first 10 20 30 40 of the year, and it's, well, kind of underwhelming. There were a few massive games, to be sure, as well as some acknowledgements of platforms they (Kris) failed to cover last year, but all in all, January was kinda bland. But you should enjoy it anyway! At the top of the show, it was another week of not too many games being played, as Dan gets caught moving furniture in the rain, and Kris drinks way more water than he's used to. Dan did play a little PAD, both of the guys tried the Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters, and Kris finally puts Undertale behind him. Finally, in Week Old News, Ubisoft unsurprisingly continues to be awful, while the VGHF launches their brilliant digital archive, Atari fans perhaps think a little too highly of the VCS, and more. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Hunter Retro Limited Series Crystal 2.4Ghz Wireless Controller for Xbox Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Undertale - sans Atari Karts - Bentley Bear Atari 50 - Menu Theme The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap - Hyrule Town

    SAG Episode 551: 2025 Year in Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 169:16


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the 2025 Year in Preview! Which games coming in the new year are the most exciting? What will Sony be pivoting to? Is there a dumber subtitle than On the Beach? Could Silksong finally happen? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Dan gets used to life post-treatments, and hopes to regain the use of his hands, while Kris contemplates the differences between urinal and gym equipment etiquette! Finally, in Week Old News, Microsoft hosted a Ninja Gaiden event (there were other games there too), the VGHF digital library gets a launch date, some bad cartoons get some good re-releases, and more. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Vinyl Records! Plush Restock Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Undertale - Dogsong Vampire Survivors - The Beginning Ninja Gaiden II - Act V Metroid Prime - Chozo Ruins

    SAG Episode 550: 10th Annual Golden Caveman Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 162:50


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the 10th Annual Golden Caveman Awards! Which games took home the gold? Which games got silly, p;ointless awards? Aren't all these awards pointless, anyway? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Dan celebrates his final treatment, and shares his health status and plans for the future. Kris is just tired. But he did have some thoughts to share about the Nintendo Force Hatch Tales Review (that he didn't write), finally 100% competing Ode to Castlevania, and more! Finally, in Week Old News, there's a new Atari 2600 game on the scene, Gimmick gets physical, Mega Man gets the hand-drawn treatment, and oh yeah, Nintendo officially announced the Switch 2. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer gcomps are finally shipping! Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Undertale - Spider Dance Mega Man - Bomb Man Stage MNintendo Switch 2 trailer Super Mario Kart - Congratulations

    SAG Episode 549: Get Your Dress Jorts On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 145:07


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris board the SAG Cartoon express for a trip to Hyrule! Yes, they watched a classic episode of The Legend of Zelda cartoon, and it was surprisingly good! How good? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Dan is closing in on his penultimate treatment, and Kris continues to make progress at the gym. Sadly, it left very little time for game playing, as Dan's hands weren't working so good, and Kris was buried deep in the weeds for his next Mario history video project. But there's a new Mario World record! That's pretty cool! Finally, in Week Old News, Activision spent an absurd amount of money on Call of Duty, Mighty No. 9 for 3DS is finally cancelled, Sony's making more video game movies, and more. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Virtual Lens Set Injection Molded Region Free Cart Tray for Nintendo 64 Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Super Mario World - Donut Plains 3D Tetris - Type A Mighty No. 9 - Stage 2 Theme The Legend of Zelda Cartoon - Opening

    SAG Episode 548: That is Not Baja Fresh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2025 157:40


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris catch up with the Alphabet Soup-er Series! It was Kris's pick for the letter S, and he went with Silent Debuggers for TurboGrafx-16. It's certainly an interesting game that makes a heck of a first impression, but was there enough under the hood to gain it a good rating? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Dan lost his eyelashes, which results in far more gross eye goop than one might expect. He also misses eating sushi a whole lot, but at least he got to put a whole heck of a lot of time into Hades! Meanwhile, Kris took a skeleton on a date in Undertale, played an incredibly janky version of Star Wars: Jedi Survivor, bought a new vacuum, and ate an absurdly tall breakfast sandwich. Finally, in Week Old News, it was again an incredibly quiet week, as is wont to happen in January. But the folks who made Anton Blast are happy, the folks who made Apple Vision Pro are sad, and the Toxic Avengers finally get an update. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer MemCard Pro 2 Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Brain Age: Concentration Training - Blob Blast Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver - Necropolis Problem Anton Blast - Bomb Rock Overlook Silent Debuggers - Opening

    SAG Episode 547: A Hoverboard and a Samurai Sword

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 161:51


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the final 10 20 30 40 of 2024! Were there any good games this month? Well, yes! Turns out the Super NES had a heck of a month, as did the arcade scene back in 1984. Which games were the most notable? Let's find out!   At the top of the show, there once again wasn't nearly as much game playing as either of our hosts would have liked, but there were still stories of electronic mops, Christmas Cookies, Microwave hoods, and a whole lot more!  Finally, in Week Old News, there wasn't a whole lot to report. But we still managed to track down a couple of stories worth talking about. Which ones? You'll have to listen to find out!   What's New at Stone Age Gamer Who knows? Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Ufouria: The Saga 2 - Overworld 1 The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - Shop Super Mario 64 - Snow Mountain Marble Madness - Practice Stage

    SAG Episode 546: Everything is Worse Because of Jared Leto

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 174:53


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris tackle the SAG Mailbag! They read your burning questions, and answered them to the best of their ability. Well, they read some of them, because someone sent a LOT of questions! At the top of the show, neither of the guys played many games this week, but they did spend a lot of time talking about the new Superman trailer, Dan's run-in with a particularly absurd moment at Chipotle, and more! Finally, in Week Old News, Balatro is held to a higher standard than actual gambling mechanics in sports games, Sega thinks it owns music that it doesn't, Ubisoft is still riding the NFT train, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Who knows? Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Donkey Kong Land - Deck Trek Sonic Adventure 2 - Live and Learn Balatro - Main Theme Donkey Kong Country - Ice Cave Chant

    SAG Episode 545: An Inch and a Half of Pesto

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 171:43


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan, Dean, and Kris take a ride on the SAG Cartoon Express for some Double Dragon Action! The topic was the season 2 episode Virtual Reality Bytes, where someone has stolen all the world's bank money through the use of the information superhighway! Oh no! Clearly the only solution is martial arts action. Will the Dragons succeed? Will our podcasters survive? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Kris enjoys the new Tetris games on NSO, and scores a pretty cool Yahtzee in Clubhouse Games, Dan tries the new Marvel Rivals game, Dean becomes obsessed with Balatro and Victory Heat Rally, and more! Finally, in Week Old News, not even Call of Duty players have a stomach for high speed plagiarism, AKA Generative AI, Marvel Rivals gets off to a pretty solid start, The Game Awards dropped some genuinely interesting trailers, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Holiday Sale Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Tetris DX- Type A The Plucky Squire - A Very Happy Ending The Advantage - Mine Shaft Double Dragon - Intro

    SAG Episode 544: Good Games are Good Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 145:30


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris take the Alphabet Soup-er Series to the next level by adding a rating system lifted directly out of the pages of GamePro magazine, and maybe even rank them all? Who knows! But it'll be fun! At the top of the show, Kris spends more time with Plucky Squire, dives into the history of Tetris, sneaks around with a raccoon, and probably nothing else because he got sick. Meanwhile, Dan continued to work on his virtual car, blew stuff up in Shotgun King, and more! Finally, in Week Old News, Animal Crossing gets chocolatey, Ubisoft continues to be a terrible company, Sega unsurprisingly doesn't like it when people try to profit off of their name, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Holiday Sale Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Tetris: Time Warp - Type C Golden Eye - Mission Status Metal Slug - Main Theme Montezuma's Return- Area 1-1

    SAG Episode 543: Make Mace Windu Voldo

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 97:46


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the Alphabet Soup-er Series! It was Dan's pick, and he went with Ranger X for Sega Genesis for the letter R. Did this game's bananas control scheme ruin an otherwise good time? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Kris had Dean over for Thanksgiving, and his gravy was fantastic. (Don't read too much into that). Dan continued to spend a LOT of time with a virtual car, while Kris had a Mario PArty with his kids, and was left colder than leftover turkey with The Plucky Squire. Finally, in Week Old News, it was a light week with the eShop closing down in China, Polymega getting a pretty significant update, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Harmony Cart Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela Dean's Substack SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Mario Party - Rainbow Castle Vampire Survivors - Forest Night Fever Nintendo 3DS eShop - June 2011 Ranger X - Stage 1-1

    SAG Episode 542: You've Gotta be Lotioned Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2024 158:57


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you yet another absolutely MASSIVE 10 20 30 40 for November 2024. We're talking Ratchet & Clank, Jak, Halo 2, Metroid Prime 2, Donkey Kong Country, and more! Which systems had the best months? Did the mighty PS2 get beat even with Metal gear Solid 3 on its team? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Kris joined a gym, continued to hate-play Hatch Tales, discovered the unbelievable depths of Ode to Castlevania, and finally got his physical copy of Marvel vs. Capcom Collection. Dan continued to work on an old car, learned new things about Pokemon, and accidentally got a Platinum Trophy in MLB: The Show. Finally, in Week Old News, Super Mario 64 speedrunning is dead, Sonic 3 comes to Sega Genesis (no, not that Sonic 3), PlayStation Portal becomes a whole lot more useful, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Black Friday Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania - Mad Forest Astro Bot - Astro Sonic the Hedgehog 3 - Angel Island Zone Act 1t Simian Segue Restored - Jammoin Sam Miller

    SAG Episode 541: Ghosts Can't Fall Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 130:26


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan, Kris, and Dean board the Cartoon Express for a trip to Pac-Land! They watched the classic Pac-Man cartoon episode Sir Pac-a-Lot. How did it go? And how did they rank all the cartoons they've watched so far this year? Why are can openers so funny? What's up with all the hats? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Dean's been playing something called Deep Rock Galactic Survivor, which sounds like way too many words to be real. Meanwhile, Dan dives deeper into the world of the Pokemon Trading Card game, and spends some quality time with Pacific Drive, which is NOT the same thing as Pacific Rim. Kris, on the other hand, is obsessed with Ode to Castlevania, wildly unimpressed by Hatch Tales, and notices some fun new updates to his Atari VCS. Finally, in Week Old News, Monster Hunter becomes a shampoo, Phil Spencer spouts some nonsense about the Xbox's new ad campaign, Blaster Master makes its way to the Super NES, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Purple Friday Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania - Bloody Tears Blaster Master - Area 1 Donkey Konga - Song Select Pac-Man - Theme

    Ep.540 – SAG Episode 540: You Should Get a Goat

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 163:40


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris were joined by Dean to talk about the state of video game information. How did we used to get our gaming news in the days before the internet? And once the internet took hold, which sites were the ones that helped us get our information? It's a fun trip down memory lane, and one filled with pages and pages of screenshots, codes, and more. At the top of the show, the guys talk a lot about who they've been keeping calm and carrying on in these trying times. There's lots of fun nostalgic talk of old magazines, websites, YouTube channels, podcasts, and more. What fun! Finally, in Week Old News, Doom gets up and running on alarmo, there's a strange connection between Metal Gear and The Little Mermaid, Pokemon makes a lot of money, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Magenta Friday Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania - Dracula's Castle (Bonus Track) Pokemon - Pewter City Sonic Adventure - Emerald Coast Donkey Kong Country 2 - Jib Jig

    Ep.539 – SAG Episode 539: Talking Like a 1940s Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 100:02


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris bring you the Alphabet Soup-er Series! This month's letter was Q, and Kris went with Q*Bert for PlayStation and Dreamcast. How much is there really to talk about with this one? How weird is the ending? Why are eye twitches funny? Let's find out!           At the top of the show, Dan's been a little out of sorts this week, so he didn't have much time for gaming. Kris, on the other hand, spent a little more time with Zelda, and tried out the new Vampire Survivors DLC, which is fantastic.   Finally, in Week Old News, Sony kills the Concord studio, along with any hopes of the game ever making any sort of profit, The Oregon Trail gets the Barbie treatment, Castlevania gets a crazy box set and a musical, Super Mario Bros. gets a Game Boy Color makeover, and more!     What's New at Stone Age Gamer Vengeance Hunters AES Vengeance Hunters: Limited Edition AES Vengeance Hunters MVS Vengeance Hunters: Limited Edition MVS Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue * Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade

    Ep.538 – SAG Episode 538: You Are Not a Hairdresser

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 150:20


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris tackle the October 10 20 30 40, and what a month it was. Once again, the PlayStation 2 has a number of massive hits on its hands, but the 16-bit console war heated up quite a bit as well. What platform had the best October? Let's find out! At the top of the show, Dan gets more good news about his treatments, but is consistently distracted throughout the night thanks to the Yankees in the World Series. He also played the new Rocky Horror game, Splatterhouse, and ate some seriously sub-par grapes. Meanwhile, Kris continued to enjoy Zelda and tolerate Hatch Tales, while rekindling his love for the Game Boy Color classic Super Mario Bros. Deluxe. Finally, in Week Old News, Dan and Kris try their hand at color commentary as the Yankees went into extra innings, the NSO playtest isn't what anyone expected (and leaks almost immediately), Ubisoft continues to insist Beyond Good & Evil is going to happen, Aero the Acrobat gets physical for some reason, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer [Nothing really new this week] Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Super Mario Bros. Deluxe - Main Menu Super Mario Bros. Wonder - Overworld Theme Yooka-Laylee - Main Theme Super Punch-Out!! - Minor Circuit

    Ep.537 – SAG Episode 537: It's All Sticks and Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 131:02


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris have no feature topic! Oh no! What will they talk about? Well, lots of stuff actually. At the top of the show, Dan catches us all up on his treatments. They're going well, and he's alright, but it's been a heck of a week. Fortunately, he did get some playtime in with some great stuff including Goliath Depot and Nuclear Blaze. Meanwhile, Kris spent some more time with Echoes of Wisdom, which continues to be a delight, and finally gave his early impressions of Hatch Tales after 6 long years of waiting. Finally, in Week Old News, everyone's least favorite Tomb Raider gets a fresh release, Game Freak gets hit hard with a massive hack, someone's still out there playing Concord, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer [Nothing really new this week] Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Chicken Wiggle - Temple Tower Yoshi - BGM 1

    Ep.536 – SAG Episode 536: I Don't Even Like Stop Signs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 180:51


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dean joins Dan and Kris for the SAG Cartoon Express! This month's stop was the Video Power episode Ski Patrol, where someone kills a man with a basketball and a monster truck uses a series of boats as skis. It isn't good television, but was it worse than Donkey Kong Country? We'll find out! At the top of the show, Dean gets ever closer to having his own house, and continues to enjoy his time with Steamworld Heist. Dan's cancer treatments are going great, but he's been buried under the weight of his massive Steam catalog. And Kris had a stressful week, but still managed to try the new Geometry Dash demake and spend some more time with Zelda. Oh, and his Hatch Tales code came through! Finally, in Week Old News, competing GameAwards choose to celebrate, and degenerate the game industry, Sega' Shinobi heads to the movies, Halo Studios forms, and more! What's New at Stone Age Gamer NES Hub RetroTime SNES Add-On Adapter for NES HUB Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Famidash - Stereo Madness Tetris - BGM 2 Dookie Demastered - Welcome to Paradise Video Power - Theme Song

    Ep.535 – SAG Episode 535: Lousy with Giblets

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 128:24


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, we finally have a genuinely great 10 20 30 40 on our hands. The 10 is good, teh 30 is great, the 40 is, well, pretty abysmal. But the 20? Holy cow. We're talking Katamari Damacy, Donkey Konga, Fable, Pokemon Fire Red/Leaf Green, Burnout 3, and a whole heck of a lot more. It's been a rough segment to get through this year, but man, September was absolutely killer in decades past! At the top of the show, Kris broke his fridge with a lousy water filter, and was so busy working on his latest Mario history video he didn't have time for any video games. Not even Zelda! Profound sadness. Dan, on the other hand, finished up Still Wakes the Deep, and might actually be done with Marvel Snap. Will the new Pokemon mobile card game be able to fill the gap? Time will tell! Finally, in Week Old News, Splatterhouse comes to Sega Genesis, and Metroid comes to the Nintendo 64, both courtesy of the excellent homebrew communities out there doing the lord's work. Plus, lost Garfield Sega Channel footage resurfaces, F-Zero Satelliview content finds new life through NSO, Tekken and KFC don't get along, hippos are cool, and more. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer Carby Back in Stock HDMI to AV adapters exist for some reason! Brook Wingman XB3 Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Super Mario 64 - Inside the Castle Walls F-Zero Climax - Mute City TMNT: Shredder's Revenge - Mutants Over Broadway Katamari Damacy - The Moon and the Prince

    Ep.534 – SAG Episode 534: The Man in the Newt Suit

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 209:07


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, it's the return of the Alphabet Soup-er Series! This month was Dan's pick, and he went with Power Blade 2 for NES. Does this unusual game about a beefy dude with a boomerang stand the test of time? How does it compare to the original Power Blade? What's going on with this bizarre story? IS this actually a Christmas game? Find out now! At the top of the show, Dan played more UFO50, and predicted the end of Marvel Snap at the hands of the new Pokemon mobile card game. Will his prophecy come true? Meanwhile, Kris finds some interesting facts about Yoshi's Island, finishes off Yars Uprising, spends some quality tie with The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, and more! Finally, in Week Old News, Sony hosted a new State of Play, Microsoft had a presentation at TGS, and Nintendo hates AI. Plus, PS5 Pro Pre-orders are a predictable mess, Sonic's been busy, Minecraft skips the Series X, and a whole lot more. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer [Who knows? Kris was on vacation] Useful Links Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music The Legend of Zelda: Ecoes of Wisdom - Overworld Title theme Atari 50 - Menu Theme Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver - Necropolis Power Blade 2 - Stage 1

    Ep.533 – SAG Episode 533: Talking Gimmick 2 with Bitwave

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 216:03


    Show Notes On this week's podcast, Dan and Kris got to sit down and talk with Andréas and Niklas from Bitwave about Gimmick 2! It was a fascinating interview, and they were very grateful to have them on. They answered all manner of questions regarding how the game came to be, how it differs from the NES classic original, how they scored David Wise for the soundtrack and a whole lot more. At the top of the show, Dan got to play UFO50, the fascinating new game from some of the minds behind Spelunky, while Kris got to pull food bits out of his kid's mouth because braces are fun! He also got to try out Ufouria 2,which is just as charming and weird as its predecessor. Sunsoft is BACK! Finally, in Week Old News, Sony continued to be the source of all manner of bad news, while also outselling the Xbox almost 3 to 1, Nintendo Switch 2 rumors continue to swirl like mad, Mega Man joins Brawlhalla for some reason, and more. Enjoy! What's New at Stone Age Gamer xSation back in stock CollectorVision Games are here! The OSSC Pro is available now! Useful Links Bitwave Support us on Patreon StoneAgeGamer.com The Gratuitous Rainbow Spectrum Safe at Home Rescue Shoot the Moon Stitches Art of Angela SAG's theme Song “Squared Roots” by Banjo Guy Ollie Social Stuff Join us on Discord! Stone Age Gamer YouTube Twitch Geekade Facebook Stone Age Gamer Facebook Geekade Twitter Stone Age Gamer Twitter Geekade Instagram Stone Age Gamer Instagram YouTube Geekade Contact Us Break Music Marvel Vs Capcom 2 Music - Opening Title theme Horizon Zero Dawn OST - Motherless Gimmick! 2: Happy Birthday! Overworld 1/Home (Hebe's Adventure) - Ufouria: The Saga 2

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