Bye, Pumkin

content warning: weight checks, eating disorders, fatphobiaCelebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 1This week, Princess starts off the new season of Bye Pumkin with a lot of yelling and fried chicken and forced exercise.

content warning: sexual assault, self-harmThis week, Princess is doing the lord's work by listening to some of the worst prison phone sex in the world. Also, she's offering custom prayers to avoid the love that has you breaking men out of prison. This episode originally appeared on the Patreon bonus feed 12.19.24. For more content like this, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

This week, Princess gives advice she is completely unqualified to give. 

content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, self harmThis week, Princess brings back Rachel to talk about TLC's newest reality star with Tourette's.

content warning: sexual assault, child sexual assault, substance abusePrincess listened to Jessica Simpson's audiobook so that you don't have to. This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 2.25.21 and is being republished to give Princess a break for Easter. If you'd like to hear more of this content, please join at www.patreon.com/byepumkin

This week, Princess finishes up The Newlyweds.

content warning: child sexual assault, self harm, suicideNewlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 8This week, Princess is talking about Nick and Jessica's dueling music videos. 

Newlyweds, Season 1, Episode 6 and 7This week, Princess is back, sick, and ready to talk about buffalo wings.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 5content warning: eating disorders, body imageThis week, Princess has David on the show to talk about how cheap Nick Lachey is.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 4This week, Princess wants to talk about golf.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Epsiode 3This week, Princess talks about camping, staying out of Bear Business, and whether you should be trying to "unspoil" your partner.

content warning: animal abuse, child abuse, self harmThis week, Princess is having technical difficulties AND it's a holiday weekend. So, let's do a throwback. This episode originally appeared as a bonus episode on 12.24.24. In it, Princess has a nice long talk about crazy animal people.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, S1, E2This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss Nick's farts, Jessica's underwear, and where the hell Lele Sobieski went.

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 1Welcome to Season 17 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is putting Jessica Simpson in context, laughing at the very existence of Nick Lachey, and remembering how weird Joe Simpson is.

This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to explain why nobody needs to have 12 kids. Also, schizophrenia.

This week, Princess defends a dummy. 

This week, Princess is talking about BFFs breakups and wanting to wear 2010s outfits.

content warning: sexual assault, suicideThis week, Princess is watching a cheerleading murder documentary so you don't have to. No, seriously. Don't watch this.

content warning: EVERYTHINGThis week, Princess is watching a very disturbing documentary.This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 5.23.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

content warning: sexual assault, child abuseThis week, Princess is finally talking about the Netflix documentary, American Nightmare. This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.5.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

16 & Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 3This week, Princess wants to talk about how Amber got to be a Teen Mom.This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 6.20.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

This week, Princess is talking about some people suffering from a strong case of too much.This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.26.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 26 and 27This week, Princess is wrapping up Season 16 of Bye Pumkin as Kayla finally gets put out!This is also the last free episode of 2024. See you suckers in 2025!

Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episodes 24 and 25This week, Princess is upset that Bar and Ashley's oven is a crime scene. Also, the Somalian pirate is back and he's all askew and spitting on doors

Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episodes 22 and 23This week, Princess was right about Bar. Also, has anyone seen Robert?

Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episode 20 and 21This week, Princess wishes Ashley and Bar would break up for good. Also, Sean is a hobosexual.

Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episode 18 and 19This week, Princess explains to a pirate that $30 a week to take care of your kids is peanuts. Also, nobody is moving to Atlanta.

Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episodes 16 and 17This week, Princess has crossed over into the 1B section of the season.

Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episodes 13 and 14This week, Princess is very upset about Bar's birthday brawl.

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Episodes 11 and 12This week, Princess agrees with a baby thug AND a pirate and she doesn't like it!!!

Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episode 9 and 10This week, Princess is very upset that we're all being harassed by a pirate because of Kayla's poor pussy management. 

This week, Princess is encouraging all of the Teen Moms to kick people out of their homes and turn down marriage proposals. Mama gotta have a life, too.

Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 5 and 6This week, Princess is back to talk about very young mothers.

Princess has been hacked! Ok, maybe she lost her show notes herself but they're gone and we gotta figure something out today.

content warning: intimate partner abuse, sexual abuse, child abuse drug useThis week, Princess it talking about a bodybuilder murder.Shout out to Cindy for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or a Patreon message.This episode was originally published on July 25, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon page. 

This week, Princess is joined by Carla (@theremightbecupcakes) to talk about the teens who are young and pregnant.

Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 1 and 2Welcome to Season 16 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is reacquainting herself with the girls and remembering when she thought Brianna was just a cute little sweetie and Bar had potential.

content warning: child abuse, sexual assault, self harm, and drug abuseThis week, Princess wants to talk about the teen wilderness therapy industry.

content warning: miscarriageThis week, Princess wants to talk about Brittany DeJesus.

This week, Princess looks for Wendy Williams and doesn't find her. content note: Due to lack of electricity and the loss of Bob Newhart, Princess was unable to record this week. This episode was originally published Feb 29, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. If you'd like more of this type of content, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

content warning: sexual assault, self harmThis week, Princess talks about racial bias, gender politics, and sex. Yeah, this is about Bridgerton.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episodes 15, 16, and 17This week, Princess says goodbye to the Bad Girls.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 14This week, Princess watches the Bad Girls move out of the house.

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 13This week, Princess and the Bad Girls go to Barcelona.

Bad Girls Club S12, E12This week, Princess is a victim of hoo doo! Also, we get a new girl in the house and nobody likes her!

Bad Girls Club, S12, E11This week, Princess meets the girls' families and tries to explain Redd, Alex Newell, and her deep desire to be dumb.

Bad Girls Club, season 12, episode 10This week, Princess is wondering who the Fab 4 are gonna bully next. Also, why would anyone ever let a man named Markell play them.

My Super Sweet Sixteen, Season 4, Episode 8Let's go back to the original "spendy" kids show and the first time we met Teyana Taylor. This episode was originally published on the Patreon on 2.4.24 and is being republished during the Memorial Day holiday. For more content like this, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 9This week, Princess spends the first 42 minutes talking about absolutely nothing. Skip to there to talk about how the life coach on this season of Bad Girls Club is horrible!

content warning: self harm, sexual assault, child abuseThis week, Princess has too many library cards and that's how she got Jada Pinkett Smith's memoir.This episode was originally published on March 28, 2024 on the Patreon. If you'd like to receive weekly bonus content like this, head over to patreon.com/byepumkin. 

Bad Girls Club, S12, E8This week, everybody hates Jada and they start hating Redd, too.