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Bye Pumkin is a rewind podcast for niche trash reality tv shows. Host by Princess Jones Curtis (Spelling T, How to Get Fired on Your Day Off, Bitch Blog) this podcast aims to take deep dives into shallow pools. New episodes drop every Sunday morning. The first season starts Oct 27th and covers the f…

Princess Jones Curtis


    • Jun 1, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 42m AVG DURATION
    • 268 EPISODES

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    The Bye, Pumkin podcast is an absolute gem in the world of reality TV recaps and pop culture commentary. Hosted by Princess, this podcast offers hours of entertainment and insightful discussions that keep listeners hooked from start to finish. With a relatable and unapologetic style, Princess captivates her audience with her accurate takes and witty humor. The episodes may go off on tangents, but that only adds to the charm of the show.

    One of the best aspects of The Bye, Pumkin podcast is Princess herself. She is real, relatable, and genuinely delightful to listen to. Her personal anecdotes mixed in with commentary about obscure and vintage reality TV shows make for an entertaining and hilarious experience. Princess's perspective on the shows she reviews always gives listeners something to think about, whether it's about the world or their own lives.

    Another great aspect of this podcast is its ability to bring comfort and laughter to listeners. Many reviewers express how Princess's show has helped them through tough times or made them feel seen and understood. Whether you're traveling, cleaning, walking your dog, or just looking to relax, The Bye, Pumkin podcast is there for you with its relatable content and genuine humor.

    While there are not many negative aspects to mention about this podcast, one potential downside is that some listeners may not be familiar with all of the shows discussed by Princess. However, even for those who haven't seen the shows she reviews, they still find enjoyment in listening to her insights and wisdom about various topics.

    In conclusion, The Bye, Pumkin podcast is a must-listen for fans of reality TV or anyone looking for a good laugh and some insightful discussions. Princess's charisma and honesty shine through each episode as she navigates the world of pop culture with wit and intelligence. Whether you're a long-time fan or new listener, this podcast will leave you entertained and eagerly awaiting the next episode.



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    Latest episodes from Bye, Pumkin

    Wakeup Call

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2025 73:03


    content warning: weight checks, eating disorders, fatphobiaCelebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 1This week, Princess starts off the new season of Bye Pumkin with a lot of yelling and fried chicken and forced exercise.

    RERUN: Jailbreak Love on the Run

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 77:32


    content warning: sexual assault, self-harmThis week, Princess is doing the lord's work by listening to some of the worst prison phone sex in the world. Also, she's offering custom prayers to avoid the love that has you breaking men out of prison. This episode originally appeared on the Patreon bonus feed 12.19.24. For more content like this, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

    Princess Fix My Life 5.4.25

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 71:22


    This week, Princess gives advice she is completely unqualified to give. 

    Baylen Out Loud

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 82:46


    content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, self harmThis week, Princess brings back Rachel to talk about TLC's newest reality star with Tourette's.

    Open Book

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 154:16


    content warning: sexual assault, child sexual assault, substance abusePrincess listened to Jessica Simpson's audiobook so that you don't have to. This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 2.25.21 and is being republished to give Princess a break for Easter. If you'd like to hear more of this content, please join at www.patreon.com/byepumkin

    Jessicas Birthday and Jessica Cooks Dinner

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 127:29


    This week, Princess finishes up The Newlyweds.

    The Video Shoot

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2025 86:18


    content warning: child sexual assault, self harm, suicideNewlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 8This week, Princess is talking about Nick and Jessica's dueling music videos. 

    Buffalo Wings and Newlyweds Decorate

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2025 75:04


    Newlyweds, Season 1, Episode 6 and 7This week, Princess is back, sick, and ready to talk about buffalo wings.

    The New Newlyweds

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2025 111:30


    Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 5content warning: eating disorders, body imageThis week, Princess has David on the show to talk about how cheap Nick Lachey is.

    Newlyweds Go Golfing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 66:47


    Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 4This week, Princess wants to talk about golf.

    Newlyweds Go Camping

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2025 92:34


    Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Epsiode 3This week, Princess talks about camping, staying out of Bear Business, and whether you should be trying to "unspoil" your partner.

    RERUN: Chimp Crazy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2025 146:53


    content warning: animal abuse, child abuse, self harmThis week, Princess is having technical difficulties AND it's a holiday weekend. So, let's do a throwback. This episode originally appeared as a bonus episode on 12.24.24. In it, Princess has a nice long talk about crazy animal people.

    Dancers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2025 64:58


    Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, S1, E2This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss Nick's farts, Jessica's underwear, and where the hell Lele Sobieski went.

    Chicken of the Sea

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2025 102:28


    Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 1Welcome to Season 17 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is putting Jessica Simpson in context, laughing at the very existence of Nick Lachey, and remembering how weird Joe Simpson is.

    Six Schizophrenic Brothers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 142:54


    This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to explain why nobody needs to have 12 kids. Also, schizophrenia.

    Sweet Bobby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 131:16


    This week, Princess defends a dummy. 

    True Life: I'm Breaking Up with My Best Friend

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2025 108:29


    This week, Princess is talking about BFFs breakups and wanting to wear 2010s outfits.

    Texas Cheerleader Murder Plot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2025 73:33


    content warning: sexual assault, suicideThis week, Princess is watching a cheerleading murder documentary so you don't have to. No, seriously. Don't watch this.

    RERUN: Girl in the Picture

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2024 85:19


    content warning: EVERYTHINGThis week, Princess is watching a very disturbing documentary.This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 5.23.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

    RERUN: American Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024 145:30


    content warning: sexual assault, child abuseThis week, Princess is finally talking about the Netflix documentary, American Nightmare. This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.5.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

    RERUN: 16&Pregnant--Amber

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 115:04


    16 & Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 3This week, Princess wants to talk about how Amber got to be a Teen Mom.This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 6.20.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

    RERUN: True Life--I Need Danger Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2024 102:38


    This week, Princess is talking about some people suffering from a strong case of too much.This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.26.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week. 

    Babies Have It Made

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2024 65:22


    Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 26 and 27This week, Princess is wrapping up Season 16 of Bye Pumkin as Kayla finally gets put out!This is also the last free episode of 2024. See you suckers in 2025!

    Now What

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 65:08


    Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episodes 24 and 25This week, Princess is upset that Bar and Ashley's oven is a crime scene. Also, the Somalian pirate is back and he's all askew and spitting on doors

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    Battling Demons

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2024 74:54


    Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episodes 22 and 23This week, Princess was right about Bar. Also, has anyone seen Robert?

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    The High Road

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2024 67:48


    Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episode 20 and 21This week, Princess wishes Ashley and Bar would break up for good. Also, Sean is a hobosexual.

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    Decisions Decisions

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 71:23


    Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episode 18 and 19This week, Princess explains to a pirate that $30 a week to take care of your kids is peanuts. Also, nobody is moving to Atlanta.

    Live Fast, Dye Young

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 105:14


    Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episodes 16 and 17This week, Princess has crossed over into the 1B section of the season.

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    Moving Too Fast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2024 128:06


    Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episodes 13 and 14This week, Princess is very upset about Bar's birthday brawl.

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    Pomp and Circumstance

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2024 135:35


    Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Episodes 11 and 12This week, Princess agrees with a baby thug AND a pirate and she doesn't like it!!!

    Louder Than Words

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2024 91:02


    Teen Mom Young and PregnantSeason 1, Episode 9 and 10This week, Princess is very upset that we're all being harassed by a pirate because of Kayla's poor pussy management. 

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    Tying the...Not

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 82:06


    This week, Princess is encouraging all of the Teen Moms to kick people out of their homes and turn down marriage proposals. Mama gotta have a life, too.

    Parenting 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2024 105:54


    Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 5 and 6This week, Princess is back to talk about very young mothers.

    Shit Show 9.6.24

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 158:56


    Princess has been hacked! Ok, maybe she lost her show notes herself but they're gone and we gotta figure something out today.

    Killer Sally

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2024 107:45


    content warning: intimate partner abuse, sexual abuse, child abuse drug useThis week, Princess it talking about a bodybuilder murder.Shout out to Cindy for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or a Patreon message.This episode was originally published on July 25, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon page. 

    It's a Baby, Not a Toy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2024 133:50


    This week, Princess is joined by Carla (@theremightbecupcakes) to talk about the teens who are young and pregnant.

    Eyes on Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024 100:07


    Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 1 and 2Welcome to Season 16 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is reacquainting herself with the girls and remembering when she thought Brianna was just a cute little sweetie and Bar had potential.

    Hell Camp

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2024 142:56


    content warning: child abuse, sexual assault, self harm, and drug abuseThis week, Princess wants to talk about the teen wilderness therapy industry.

    Being Brittany

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 152:44


    content warning: miscarriageThis week, Princess wants to talk about Brittany DeJesus.

    Where is Wendy Williams? [RERUN]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2024 120:04


    This week, Princess looks for Wendy Williams and doesn't find her. content note: Due to lack of electricity and the loss of Bob Newhart, Princess was unable to record this week. This episode was originally published Feb 29, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. If you'd like more of this type of content, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

    Bridgerton Bits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2024 112:43


    content warning: sexual assault, self harmThis week, Princess talks about racial bias, gender politics, and sex. Yeah, this is about Bridgerton.

    Bad Girls Club Reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2024 120:40


    Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episodes 15, 16, and 17This week, Princess says goodbye to the Bad Girls.

    Smell Ya Later

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2024 54:05


    Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 14This week, Princess watches the Bad Girls move out of the house.

    Easy Come, Easy Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2024 65:02


    Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 13This week, Princess and the Bad Girls go to Barcelona.

    Insults and Injuries

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2024 74:29


    Bad Girls Club S12, E12This week, Princess is a victim of hoo doo! Also, we get a new girl in the house and nobody likes her!

    Family Affair

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2024 71:49


    Bad Girls Club, S12, E11This week, Princess meets the girls' families and tries to explain Redd, Alex Newell, and her deep desire to be dumb.

    Bad News Britt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 55:57


    Bad Girls Club, season 12, episode 10This week, Princess is wondering who the Fab 4 are gonna bully next. Also, why would anyone ever let a man named Markell play them.

    Teyana [RERUN]

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2024 110:06


    My Super Sweet Sixteen, Season 4, Episode 8Let's go back to the original "spendy" kids show and the first time we met Teyana Taylor. This episode was originally published on the Patreon on 2.4.24 and is being republished during the Memorial Day holiday. For more content like this, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin. 

    That's a Rap

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2024 99:02


    Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 9This week, Princess spends the first 42 minutes talking about absolutely nothing. Skip to there to talk about how the life coach on this season of Bad Girls Club is horrible!

    Jada Pinkett Smith is a F*cking Weirdo (RERUN)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 146:01


    content warning: self harm, sexual assault, child abuseThis week, Princess has too many library cards and that's how she got Jada Pinkett Smith's memoir.This episode was originally published on March 28, 2024 on the Patreon. If you'd like to receive weekly bonus content like this, head over to patreon.com/byepumkin. 

    Rappers Anonymous [AD-FREE]

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2024 76:56


    Bad Girls Club, S12, E8This week, everybody hates Jada and they start hating Redd, too.

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