Cant Make This Shit Up!: Dating Chronicles/Random Shit On My Mind!!

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My podcast is about random things that, have happend throughout my life and dating journey. This podacstis like a journal of my most funny and wildest things along the way. Hopefully through my stories and insite, I can help?? Maybe....?? Sit and try not to enjoy yourself I insist! Support this podc…

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    Part II ' BD played me again..

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 23:21


    Part 2. This ep. picks up where I left off. The bbq party was cool , just walking home pregnant, after wasn't.... Just press play and get into my business

    Update:BD played with me..

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 29:02


    Life update. My pregnancy, giving birth and my car ended up in a ditch

    How I got pregnant in one Month. Part 1..

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 17:57


    Storytime with a savage

    A Ghost

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 4:27


    Narc deflects :You project your self worth..

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2024 25:56


    Every felt like no one sees u? Have you ever thought maybe you don't see you either? Confusing?? Let's talk about .. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ariahsavage2/support

    Narc Survivor

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 25:56


    Here some advice from me who had survived Narcissist abuse. You can learn alot from a narcissist asshole. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ariahsavage2/support

    Storytime: Moved out , his BM moved in..

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 49:53


    I was homeless 3 yrs ago and a good friend invited me to stay at his apt . Little did I know, his kids and BM lived there too.. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ariahsavage2/support

    Dating is Ghetto 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 4:21


    So I tried the FB dating app. Whew. It's ghetto

    Stand in business bout u..

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 21:42


    Stop being in place you're not appreciated, loved or respected...Don't Kno how to stop? Let me help you with that --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ariahsavage2/support

    Control ur Shit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2024 47:40


    This is a cent mini storytime and advice all in one. I discuss how controlling emotions and the strength that comes from it.. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ariahsavage2/support

    You create your own Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2024 31:42


    This one of the ones. I talk and reflect on my experience on how I came out of the mental programming and learning to live in the moment --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ariahsavage2/support

    ended up in a ditch in my bday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 59:42


    So my 33bday was supposed to be chill , but I ended up in a ditch. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Talk2EmAri/support

    UberEats Storytime:He ended up meeting a stalker..

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 14:30


    I was working my hustle and got a sneaky link that turned out to be crazy asf

    My thoughts on Katt Williams interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2024 4:09


    I sum up my opinion real quick in four mins. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Talk2EmAri/support

    Dj fupa smells lol

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2024 11:55


    Just click n listen to another crazy ass story time --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Talk2EmAri/support

    Vent session

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2023 37:31


    I just need to get some shit off my mind --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Talk2EmAri/support

    My BD called to take me on paternity court!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 23:33


    You read the title right. My crazy ass dead best BD really tried to get in tv... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Talk2EmAri/support

    Pimp Finessed me for $15 on cashapp!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 42:33


    You read the title right. A random pimp scammed my cashapp for $15!! You wanna know how?? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Talk2EmAri/support

    How I got the cops called on me ..) Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 52:15


    Just press play. This is a storytime to catch up and about how I got the polices called on me lol --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Talk2EmAri/support

    I Got Triggered!! Vent Session!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 10:26


    One this day something took place that triggered the bell out of me!!! So I decided the best way to get it out was too podcast about it! This is a raw and unedited podcast. I'm here to Crete a safe space for people to feel heard seen and recognized!! Vibe with me real quick.. The vent here is left here. I vent and move on lol --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Talk2EmAri/support

    My Ex chocked me out on Thanksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2023 33:09


    In the story is piggy backing off my last podcast when I spoke on my first Roomate from hell experience. So I moved in with my ex after that crazy situation and ended up in an ever crazier one!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/Talk2EmAri/support

    One time a rapper hopped in my DM gave me the D!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 47:44


    My IG crush manifestes into my life and it got crazy Real Bad!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Roommate from Hell!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 42:35


    This was about 4 yrs and my first time moving out. I used a app to find a roommate and this is what happens.. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Standards, boundries and exspectation ladies!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 16:06


    In this one I discuss famous couples that show examples of when you don't stand your ground and the results of that. I reference celebs so ppl will be familiar with the relationship dynamic and be able to understand my points. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    He robbed me on Mothers Day!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 23:16


    Yes another storytime with the infamous MP5. In this episode he offered to cook me dinner and than ended up robbing me?? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    "Storytime Mp5" Used my card at 7/11....

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 21:53


    So if you heard my last podcast than you are familiar with mp5. If not than recap he is a narcissist who I decided to podcast my experience about and all the crazy shit I've went through with him.. Dont be me learn from my crazy ass life with these narcissist!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Storytime: MP5 kicked my car!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2022 19:29


    This storytime is about one of the many narcissist I battle on a day to day basis. I wanted to share this storytime because it's real and so are the emotions that come from narcissist situations. I this particular one though... the game is over and he couldn't bring the loser. Enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    IM BACK!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 58:11


    IM BACK!! This pod is a mini update and me ranting like always about protecting your energy!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Can you relate to elevation? Just out my storytime...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 39:04


    Storytime just kick back and let me talk my shit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    How long is good head??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 61:43


    This episode is about head and a lot of other funny shit. Sit back tune in a get this vibe --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Smoke session:BLACKFISHING AND MORE...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 61:34


    On this Episode we were in the car, Henny pour blunts and blunts blown with good convo --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Let me tell yall what just happened!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 56:25


    I talk about mybrecent dating disaster, 69 getting out,PORN and more.. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    HE BOUGHT HIS UNCLE.???

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 69:49


    Im talking shit about Lizzo showing her ass to Blueface and let me tell yall about this guy that bought his uncle when we first met!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    How do girls have SEX????!!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 60:32


    In this episode I and my guest host discuss how females have sex or dont? My struggles with gender.. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Its 2020 you licking your man ass ? Men do you like your ass licked

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 60:46


    2020 ass licking? Cool or nah? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Superbowl Slaves

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 37:30


    Superbowl, Kobe and self accountability . --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Depression???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020 22:29


    Update on me, mental health and more!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    RIP JUICE WORLD!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 26:34


    Juic world, Drug use in our community ,5G and more! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    What LACE SIS??

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 56:55


    Im going be shedding a little light on them WIGS AKA SCALPS yall love to wear!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

    Get the vibe of my mind and let me talk 2 em!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 87:07


    Raw, uncensored and unedited. I have no filter and neither does my podcast!! So just click play and let me talk2em! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/Talk2EmAri/support

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