DESMADRE Podcast

Jesus recounts why he hasn't done an episode all month. He's been sitting around scratching his nuts, trying to be a douchebag filmmaker, and fainting off a single puff of sativa.

Jesús and Sammy catch up about Sammy's move to Texas, having dogs instead of babies, Weedopause, Sammy's desire to see more breasts in media, whether Lin-Manuel Miranda works with the FBI, skater cholo hipsters, and the pressure artists feel to produce work.

COVID feels like it's over, so Jesus' best friends from high school visited him in the Bay Area and they spent the weekend drinking, eating and e-mtn biking. He then detoxed and did a bike race and ‘almost died' in 105 degree heat the weekend after that.

Undocumented author, activist, playwright, social media star and East Side San Jose's finest YOSIMAR REYES jumped on the podcast and talked about his years in LA, moving back to East Side San Jose to take care of his abuela, and his plans to take his brand and hustle to the next level.

Jesus went down to Mexico a couple of weeks ago to see his mom, crush some Modelos, and stuff his fat face with delicious Mexican food.

RUDY DeANDA is a songwriter musician who wows audiences with his distinct sound & live shows. His music shifts shapes & has been described as psychedelic, soulful, romantic, bilingual American rock. We talk about his Mexican parents, witnessing the LA riots as a kid, growing up in Long Beach, moving to Chicago & getting ready to record his next album with Adrian Quesada from the Black Pumas. Follow him @rudy_de_anda

JERRY GARCIA is a stand up comic from Huntington Park, CA. He's been featured on Netflix, HBO, Youtube, PoxnHub, OnlyFans and XHamster. When he's not busy on the stage making the world laugh, he's busy raising his three kids and handling his two baby mommas. He's also a Dodgers and Lakers fanatic.

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did you know for the cost of a cup of coffee, you could not buy coffee and give it to us every month? >>> www.patreon.com/desmadre

did you know for the cost of a cup of coffee, you could not buy coffee and give it to us every month? >>> www.patreon.com/desmadre

did you know for the cost of a cup of coffee, you could not buy coffee and give it to us every month? >>> www.patreon.com/desmadre

did you know for the cost of a cup of coffee, you could not buy coffee and give it to us every month? >>> www.patreon.com/desmadre

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the west coast has been on fire since mid August. Jesus had to evacuate and hasn’t been home for a month. for extra desmadre @ $3/mo: www.patreon.com/desmadre

big things would have happened if we weren’t so lazy for extra desmadre @ $3/mo: www.patreon.com/desmadre

El enredo #messy #entanglement #willsmith for extra desmadre @ $3/mo: www.patreon.com/desmadre

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From our patreon vault: sammy wanted to continue talking shit about bad bunny and his album, YHLQMDLGas a typical cishet mexican american male, he is giving his opinions no one asked for and that he is highly unqualified to make.for extra desmadre @ $3/mo: www.patreon.com/desmadre

F*ck Joe Exotic check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre

2020 is the year of the bad guy: Donald Trump, Joe Exotic, Tekashi 69, Carole Baskin…Elon Musk’s evil android baby…will nice guys ever win? check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre

Nic G is one of Sammy’s childhood friends from Fort Worth Texas who is now doing his medical residency in Manhattan - ground zero of the COVID pandemic. Jesus talks to him about his path to medicine and what it’s been like working the front lines in NYC through the last two months. check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre

bad bunny’s horni levels are out of control.check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre

vaporoo and 7up ain’t got shiz on the rona. check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre

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check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre Since the last episode, Jesus went to China and back, took a sht in the woods, and watched the folk-horror film Midsommar - even though it came out like four months ago. Sammy nearly got run over by a piece of sht old man lyft driver and triggered a moment of intense reflection on life, love, & the pursuit of happiness. He smoked weed a few times as well. The two got together to discuss these topics as well as ideas for Disney porn parodies. And the contents of spam. S/O to our Filipino brothers and sisters mother f*ck king phillip.

check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre Living Chicano legend Jose Valle - aka Raza Del Soul - blessed our humble podcast this week to chop it up about lowriders, woke culture, Chicanos vs Hipsters and why his mom didn’t like Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke. Jose is a community organizer, record label owner/producer, DJ, curator and all around man of the people who's been doing dope shit out of San Jose since the mid 2000s. He began organizing around this time for immigrants' rights as well as starting up Souleros Ball due to lack of spaces for young Chicanos in San Jose. Since then he's started his own record label - Raza Del Soul - and continues his organizing work in criminal justice, jail reform, and Chicano representation via Silicon Valley De-Bug. Follow Jose on Instagram.

check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre we sat down and shot the shiz with comedian CHRISTIAN ZARAGOZA , one third of the American Wannabe’s podcast, to talk about his rise in comedy, growing up with a Mexican dentist dad who used to see patients in the living room of his house, and his love of hypebeast fashion and energy drinks. follow and subscribe culays.

check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre we sat down and shot the shiz with Narcizo Gonzalez to discuss his career in the entertainment business - from putting in chingos of work at THE GROUNDLINGS school to busting into stand up comedy as a gay mexican-american. we also talked about best practices for shaving your nutsack as well as his amazing skincare routine (yes it involves jizz). enjoy !

check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre Jesus Trejo is a comedian, actor and writer who’s blowin’ up Hollywood due to his 10 to 10 (and 10 again) Mejicano work ethic. We talk to him about growing up as a first generation Mexican-American in Long Beach, his comedic influences, collecting cockroaches as a kid, and his future plans as a rock star comic. He’s taping his first hour special for Showtime this fall and is busy acting in shows, doing comedy on the road and is a paid regular at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles. Check him out on Instagram & Twitter.

check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre We met up with DJ Eazy Uno from LA to talk about twerking at paisa bars, growing up in Inglewood, & how he’s Cuco’s least favorite cousin. He is part of a collective that throws dope ass parties called El Menaito, if you’re from LA and want to dance perreo with a working class mother of three then El Menaito’s the place to be. AFTER, Jesus and Sammy discuss the new Chappelle special which triggered their sensitive, woke, Latinx, gluten free lifestyles. S/O to Sonido Clash

check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre Los vatos are back in town and charged up on Asahi’s to discuss: the beating of your childrenrelationship advice to a Chinese nationaljeffrey epstein is 100% still alive and most importantly, the need for federally funded queer eye makeoversGracias, que dios los bendiga - Jesus los ama. Skrt Skrt. Skeet Skeet. Yolo Yolo. Swag Swag.

We went to skid row a few weeks ago and got an exclusive tour of the Nothing Cheezy exhibit from our homies Deladeso and Anta52. They’re part of Bloody Gums, an art collective based in LA doing raw, sadistic, funny, irreverent, dope, cheezy shit and are really making a name for themselves in LA / the greater ‘(f)art’ scene. They talked to us about doing art full time, the sacrifices needed to be IG famous and the biggest goal of all: taking the white mans money. Shout out to these vatos for hosting us as well as Think Tank Gallery, PizzaBoyzzz, and the other Bloody Gums crew we encountered on our stroll.

check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre jesus & sammy made a trip to LA to connect with like minded creatives and met up with Carlos Aguilar - a los angeleno who has been working in LatinX media for over 10 years. Our dumbasses forgot to take a picture with Carlos for this episode so we creeped on his Facebook and found this picture of him spitting game to some white folks and a brown dude wearing a scally cap.

check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre you know things are bad when two hot blooded Chicanos are talking astrology

Jesus is back from China and sat down with Sammy to discuss very general Alpha Male Latinxxx things - drinking low calorie beer, ego boosts, heavy weight boxing, basketball, & a rather long discussion on why d*ck jokes will never get old. Pls leave a review and comment on iTunes - follow us on FB & IG @desmadredotcom and if you’re trying to join La Revolucion Digital de Los Latinxxxers Mas Perrones - check us out on Patreon www.patreon.com/desmadre

Silverio is a Mexican Electro Punk artist with an insane live show. Jesus & Sammy witnessed it first hand this past weekend and their lives were changed as a result. They caught Silverio backstage for a brief interview where they talked about rituals, machismo in Mexico, & his infamous red speedo. This is our shortest episode to date, the sound quality is rough, & to top it all off it’s entirely in Spanish (which we butchered proudly.) Follow Silverio on Instagram. https://www.patreon.com/Desmadre

Jesus and Sammy got together on a chill Saturday afternoon and talked about their deepest and darkest desires. They also talked about movies, and weed, and some other stuff. https://www.patreon.com/Desmadre

Jesus and Sammy went on a date and watched El Chicano. They immediately grabbed some beers and recorded this podcast. They are very confused about this movie. WTF did they just watch? https://www.patreon.com/Desmadre

Selena mania is too mainstream man!!! Who discovered weed? Some angry Latinxers on twitter got mad at La Llorona. Jesus is in China for work again. He made his house smart AF before he left. Sammy frequents Pitchfork Media often, in case you didn’t know. Last but not least, remember to join our patreon for exclusive podcasts. We’re uploading a colonoscopy Vlog on there soon, we hope you can join us! Thanks! https://www.patreon.com/Desmadre

George Lopez called out Guillermo on IG for playing Liberace, “Ay Foo, U ain’t gotta do Every Role they Give U Ese…” The Chicano student organization - MeCHa - is going through an identity shift. Tacos & burritos are the new bloods & crips. Is this how “Divide & Conquer” works? Can we all just get along? The answer to the first question is Yes. And the answer to the second one is No. Enjoy this week’s episode!

Would you risk going to jail so your kid could go to Harvard? Would you suck a hobo off? Felicity Huffman did one of the two. Jesus and Sammy , two idiots without kids, try to get to the bottom of why parents do crazy shiz like this.