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Join Daniel and Nikki where they discuss all things from nerd to pop culture! Every week take time out to learn something new about life or about us or just join us to laugh your a$$ off! You will hear our Humps and Dumps each week! And we will have a Top to Bottom list of fun facts! We are open min…

Daniel Bates


    • Sep 3, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 42 EPISODES

    4.9 from 56 ratings Listeners of Dick With A Chick that love the show mention: hump, wow, funny, thanks, favorite, listening, love, dan and nikki, nothing i enjoy.



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    Episode 37: Interviewing Bachelor Contestant Khaylah Epps

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 103:59


    So excited this week! I have a blast from the past Khaylah Epps who was on Season 25 of The Bachelor with Matt James! Listen to us discuss and get in the details of dating and more importantly learn more about the beautiful soul Khaylah! It's longer than normal but enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 36: What Makes Someone “Creepy”? A Scientific Study

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 48:01


    Join me for a recipe, some humps and dumps, and some hot topics. Then it's my favorite article I've read in a while on what makes someone creepy. And what defines “creep factors”. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 35: Housewife and The Hustler

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 34:33


    I go thru my humps and dumps, quick gossip, and the newest doc you need to watch. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 34: Announcement! 2021! SIR MASTER BATES!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 30:09


    Back with an announcement and just talking about what I've been up to and some current events! Gotta get back to my peeps and keep ya informed

    Checkin in on my dicklettes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2021 24:26


    Just a quick chat with my fav people! Going over the nerdy and pop culture stuff that have got my rocks off lately --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Harry Potter Tournament! Part 2!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 65:45


    Join us as reigning champ Hannah takes on her next victim! Lots of Harry Potter and lots of spells! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    We are back for some Humps and Dumps and the latest of our pop culture and life experiences!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 69:14


    Take pleasure in the humps and dumps of our life! Beware you will probably relate! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    HARRY POTTER TRIVIA TOURNAMENT: ROUND ONE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2020 63:24


    We decided since most of our listeners are nerds we are doing an HP Trivia moment on the side! FIRST ROUND all the spells in Harry Potter thru A,B, & C for the first round! See how well you keep up! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Reading and “Reading”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 67:37


    We are back to discuss the top news in nerdom and pop culture! And we are talking about to best books to read while stuck at home! Hey and it’s the first time Nikki doesn’t get called a whore! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    WE ARE BACCCK With our WAPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 63:36


    After a Covid hiatus we are back! We are doing a big catch up with all pop culture and nerdiness for all of our people who may have forgotten about Dick With A Chick --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Quarantine MACHINE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 73:28


    We are back for Season 2 of Dick With A Chick! Listen to our quarantined lives! And we brought back our friend from the first season! Get ready to be annoyed

    Episode 26: Sexy Statistics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 67:57


    This week is all about SEX! Learn those sexy stats with our first guest of the year! And listen until the end for a sex quiz where our Chick and guest go head to head (no pun intended) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 25: Word Whomp

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 75:06


    We have an all new episode this week! Learn some words you didn’t know! Did you know the space between your eyebrows is called a Glabella? Did you know a group of ferrets is called a business? Learn that in more after we dive a bit into our past with our Humps and Dumps! Follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 24: New Year, New D!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2020 67:31


    Happy 2020! Join us for our first Humps and Dumps of the Year! We discuss the science of Friendship! And then we complain about all your resolutions! Listen now and follow us @DickWithAChick on Instagram and @DickChickPod on Twitter! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 23: Final Dick moment of the year!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 70:56


    It’s the 2019 Recap! We are going over the hot topics of 2019 month by month which all seem like a decade ago! Then we debate the trends that popped up in 2019 and decide should they Trend or End! Follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick and please like and subscribe! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 22: Merry DICKmas YA’LL!!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2019 63:57


    Dick With A Chick is here for the holidays! We go thru the most fun facts of Christmas this week! And we found the best Christmas drinking games to play with friends and family! HAPPYHOLIDAYS EVERYONE! Follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 21: Feliz NaviDICK

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 50:45


    Lacey is back and we are Humpin and Dumpin! Join us as we discuss the most googled Christmas question for each state! Then we went online to find the worst Christmas gift stories! Be sure to follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 20: Blood is DICKer than Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 60:26


    Holiday time is family time! So this week we are discussing the science of family. How did they f@!& up your life just by being born? Hear it here! Then we play a new game SMUSH OR PUSH Celebrity Sibling style! Who would you smush and who would you push! Let’s us know on Instagram @DickWithAChick --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 19: ThanksDICKing

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 65:17


    Hump and Dump ThanksDICKing style! We take you thru all the fun stats of turkey day! Then we play a game Dick or Chuck! See what recipes you would put your Dick in or Chuck to the trash! Follow us on Instagram @DickWithAChick or Twitter @DickChickPod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 18: A Girl, A Guy, and a Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2019 61:35


    On this special episode we test how well we know each other. SPOILER NOT VERY WELL! AND LOSER GETS PIED! Learn more about us and how poor Nikkis memory is. And don’t worry we still Hump and Dump all over the place! Be sure to follow @DickWithAChick on Instagram! And leave us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 17: The Chick Riddled By The Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2019 64:26


    Join us for a week when Nikki has a Hump for once! Then we go thru some of the strangest laws around the world! Then we get to test Nikki and YOU the audience with our riddle wrap up! Also listen for our special episode coming up where we will need guests to come on with us! Be sure to give us 5 stars on Apple podcast and follow on Instagram @DickWithAChick --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 16: Don’t Be A Lobster Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 47:26


    We are back for some Humpin and Dumpin! We go over and correct the myths of our friends in the animal kingdom! Then tune in or tune out to hear the Dick Daniel make animal noises that Nikki has to guess. Not sexy but cute! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 15: How to be a Trick and a Treat!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 63:59


    HAPPY HALLOWEEN WEEK! Our Top To Bottom we give the MOST fun facts about Halloween! Last minute costume ideas that are EASY ON YOUR Dick PEEZY! Also we give the best Mash up costume ideas... for example... Popeye the Sailor Moon! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 14: Nuck If You Drunk!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 36:17


    Nikki couldn’t be here with us! So we have a special episode with a different Chick! LACEYYYYY! Learn some strange addictions and see if we make it through!! Drunk is implied so please subscribe! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 13: Don’t Beat Around Nikki’s Bush

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2019 55:06


    This episode we hump and dump all over the place! Ever wonder where the term “riding shot gun” means? Well today is the day! We explain the history of phrases new and old! And hear Daniel pronounce YEET as the whitest man in the world! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 12: Jack-Your-Lantern Halloween Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 69:04


    Our HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Learn about the most googled costumes of 2019 thus far! And the hottest Halloween movies of all time! Time to scream, queens! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    BONUS EPISODE: Below Deck Med Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 60:20


    Join us for our Humps and Dumps of Below Deck Mediterranean! And we go through each cast member and give our final thoughts on them and the last episode! And fun fact we both hate Joao!!! Listen NOW! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 11: Let Your Freak RED Flag Fly!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2019 61:19


    Join us and hear how Daniel is rejected once again, and how Nikki loves her Mud Sluts! We go over the top RED flags of dating! And we discuss the myths of Sex! The horrors of modern dating is here! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 10: The Mating Game Celebrity Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 66:33


    We take a nerd break to stretch our trashy muscles! After we Hump and Dump we take us through mismatched celebrity couples through our lives! See who’s been hanging and banging! We also take a boyfriend quiz after a round of HATE OR DATE! Listen now! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 9: Hades in the Streets, Aphrodite in the Sheets Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 40:13


    LETS END THIS! Join us for the second part of our Greek Mythology pow wow! And for a nasty little Would You Rather moment! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 8: Hades in the Streets, Aphrodite in the Sheets PART 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 52:32


    Join us this week for our most exciting category yet: GREEK MYTHOLOGY! This is a 2 part episode! So listen to part 1 NOW! Come learn and laugh about the Olympians and all the cheeks they’ve been clappin! Don’t worry we Hump and Dump too! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    BONUS EPISODE #4: Reality Recap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 26:45


    Join us as we debate what’s coming up in the trashland we know as realty tv again! BELOW DECK MED is on board again!!! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 7: Does This Dick Make Me Look Fat?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 60:14


    Join us for an episode of vanity! After we Hump and Dump for the week, learn what men and women are attracted to the most! Then stick up and around for the Dick Quiz! We gettin a bit nasty this week >:) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    BONUS EPISODE #3: Disney, Marvel, and Star Wars, Oh my!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 37:03


    Join us as we discuss the biggest mentions from D23! What’s D23? It’s Disney’s big expo where they reveal their biggest upcoming projects! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 6: Lets All Sleep, Together!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2019 68:24


    Join Daniel and Nikki for their Humps and Dumps! Learn all about things in the bedroom, but not what you think! Our Top to Bottom covers sleep phenomenon that we all experience! And then we take a little quiz together! LETS SLEEP TOGETHER FOLKS --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 5: Harry Potter Is a Whore-Crux

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 63:21


    The theme for the day is HARRY POTTER! Join Nikki and I as we go down our HP memory lane! Our Top to Bottom is the most used spells in HP! Then we have some wand raising

    BONUS EPISODE #2: Reality Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 23:41


    Hey everyone we are back to dish on Reality TV gold for those of you that are into! We discuss the best things in Below Deck: Mediterranean and Bachelor In Paradise! Join in on the gossip! If it’s not your cup of tea there’s more content to listen to! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 4: Baby, What’s Yo Name?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 56:06


    Join us for our Hump and Dump of the week! The Top to Bottom is f@*%ed up celebrity baby names. We then have some Unpopular Opinions to share! Listen now! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    BONUS EPISODE #1: Reality Show Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2019 34:39


    Since Nikki and I love all things Bravo, the Real Housewives, and the Bachelor/Bachelorette we thought we’d give you a BONUS episode! This week is our analysis on Below Deck: Mediterranean! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    EpIsode 3: Millennial Malfunctions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2019 52:40


    Nikki and I will take you through their Double Humps of the week! Then we will discuss all the things Millennials have KILLED according to studies and old people! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    Episode 2: Hump and Dump Disney Style

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2019 50:50


    We give you the top Disney songs charted of all time and the Top unusual jobs to make $100,000. Let’s learn some shit. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

    EPISODE 1: I’m an idiot and accidentally deleted the first episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2019 0:16


    SORRY :((( --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/daniel-bates7/message

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