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This is the podcast everyone has been waiting for. Keeping it 100 like you've never heard it before. You think it.. BUT we say it. If you're easily offended then this is NOT for you... sit back and get comfy. We are gonna say a lot.... Just DON'T QUOTE US!!!!!

LocStar and Hassan


    • Nov 30, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 80 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Don't Quote Us Podcast

    Ep. 79: This is probably thee most Haitian episode we've ever done.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 66:02


    On this weeks episode, Locstar & iDefineHassan traded notes on everything Haitian down to the vocabulary and it was eye opening. iDefineHassan went on an adventure for the sake of research purposes and man listen! Story time was a movie!

    Ep.78: Are we still trying to "earn" the cheeks?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 64:32


    On this episode, iDefineHassan held down the fort for the squad. Are cheeks still being "earned"? How exactly does this process take place? Lets discuss! Also, this is AmeriKKKA! Aint nothing changed at all! Story time was something else.

    Ep. 77: Why are "successful" women single?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 75:23


    This week iDefineHassan & Locstarr discussed why and how successful women are single. Kanye breaks the innanet! Story time!!! Lets get into it!

    Ep. 76: Men aren't attracted to women like we think they are.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 81:31


    This episode, Locstar and iDefineHassan were joined by Geeksquad to discuss men and their attraction to other men or dislike for women. Naturally, it got intense and it was an incredible dialogue.

    Ep.75 Part II

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 5:38


    Ep.75 Part II by LocStar and Hassan

    Ep.75: Sometimes, the best thing to do is reeeeellaaaaaaxxxx.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 68:46


    iDefineHassan and Locstar reviewed the BET hiphop awards and what it wasn't. Also, Dave Chapelle and his comedic genius was on full display for his latest Netflix stand up and of course that was brought up.

    Ep. 74: We made "it'! Did we though?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 65:12


    This episode iDefineHassan & Locstar discussed the notion of "making it". What does it mean to "make it" in this land? We got really deep and tried to get some clarity on this subject.

    Ep.73- Reunited and the cypher is complete!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 66:47


    This weeks episode, Locstar and iDefineHassan and it was just like old times! This week we talked about the Ja Rule vs Fat Joe battle and we clearly do not agree on the lineage of Joey Crack! We also talked about the state of the culture and where we see it going.

    Ep. 72: Its just not the same anymore.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 58:03


    This week iDefineHassan discussed the idea of culture and whether we were properly gate-keeping from appropriators and we were pushing it forth to the next generation to make sure its still intact years later. R.I.P. to the Legendary Michael K. Williams

    Ep.71: Libations & life lessons with the lovely Madame Avanelle

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 77:22


    This week we had Madame Avanelle come through and rock with us and lime! And you know when Caribbean people get together with alcohol the conversation can get interesting. LocStar gave us some insight into her life and of course we had questions.

    Ep. 70: All -Ships Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 73:16


    In this long awaited episode, LocStar and her special guest GeekSquad discuss the importance of loyalty and respect in all relationships we form with one another. They also talk about DaBaby's lates scandal and much more.

    Ep.70: You really want it or you hyping?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2021 68:09


    iDefineHassan discusses some serious matters about the state of affairs of "adulting" in this climate of adulthood. You either gonna work or you gonna wish? It ain't much to it, honestly.

    Ep.68: When we get a surprise visit from Madam Avanelle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 72:05


    On this weeks episode, we were pleasantly surprised to get a visit from our favourite person and guest, Madam Avanelle. Of course, you know we talked some sh*t and caught up because.... well, take a listen!

    Ep.67: When did life become a movie?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 58:50


    On this weeks episode, iDefineHassan discussed the notion of the ultra assertive bad ass who is supposed to sweep a woman off her feet. Is that something that women really want? Does that happen in real life? Who knows! But story time is story time.

    We Outside!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 61:22


    REUNITED!!! We’re finally in the same room! We’re talking everything as usual but most importantly .. WE OUTSIDE!!!!

    Ep. 65- We'll name this episode Later

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 87:47


    As the title states, we'll name this joint later. In keeping up with the current times and spirits it was only right. If you know you know.

    Ep. 64: How did Steve Harvey and Derrick become the voices of dating?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 69:00


    This episode iDefineHassan discussed the idea of dating these days and how it has become such a game of logistics versus just two people liking one another. Also, have Steve Harvey & Derrick Jaxn been wrong? R.I.P. to our beloved DMX, Black Rob and Shock G.

    Ep. 64: LocStar is On the Mic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 47:03


    In this solo show, LocStar gives her opinion one last time about a few things she just doesn’t seem to understand

    Ep. 62: It got real spicy. Real fast!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 66:03


    This week, iDefineHassan and Locstar reunited for their joint show after weeks of not being able to and lets just say it was a helluva show! This episode they had special guest Brown China in the building and man!

    Ep. 61: No Connection Detected

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 35:10


    In this episode, Locstar discusses the importance of having a true connection with someone before establishing a relationship.

    Ep. 60: Not My Circus. Not My Clowns ...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 23:30


    Ep. 60: Not My Circus. Not My Clowns ... by LocStar and Hassan

    Ep. 59: Risking it all.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 75:06


    iDefineHassan talks about those times when he risked it all for cheeks. When you a youngin outside trying to get your meat wet, it ain't a place you wont travel and iDefineHassan shares his moments.

    Ep, 58: Fetishes are ok. In fact, they are normal.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 89:53


    This weeks episode, iDefineHassan discussed a taboo (or not) subject on fetishes. Everybody seems to have them but don't speak on them because of fear of being ridiculed. Also, a show ain't a show without story time!

    Sex and Lies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 33:38


    Lying should not come this natural to anybody. Is it really that hard to be honest???

    Ep. 54: Let's take about sex, baybeeeeee!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 93:31


    On the episode iDefineHassan took the opportunity to talk about SEX SEX! We all love it. To experience it, to feel it, to be engulfed in it. So rate your sex game from 1-10. Of course, no episode is complete without story time! Check it out and let us know what you think.

    Things that make you go .... How Come?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 22:31


    Locstar took the mic again and had a few questions ...

    Riding Around And Toxicity

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 16:57


    A few minutes with Locstar ....

    Ep. 53: This is gonna be an interesting week.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 67:48


    This week iDefineHassan discussed his trip to Florida. Also, what politricks may look like in the future after Trump and a host of other things. Of course, there is story time. No show is complete without story time.

    Ep. 52-We'll name this episode later.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 59:17


    As the title says, we'll name this episode later. Lol. In the meantime, listen to us talk some ish as usual!

    Ep.51: Happy New Year and all that jazz!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 50:06


    Welcome back! After a brief hiatus, Locstar and iDefineHassan are back to do what they do best! This episode was a catch up episode! No show is complete without story time! And Locstar shares not so delicious breakfast sandwich condiments.

    Ep.50: Your close friends content ain't close friends worthy.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 67:05


    This is our 50TH episode yall! Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyeeeeee! On this week's episode Locstar and iDefineHassan discussed close friends and if people are using the iG feature to its full potential. Of course, an episode ain't an episode without story time!

    Ep.49: There's a new Prezzy on the way.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 73:57


    This episode iDefineHassan and Locstar talked about the new President elect, Joey B! Trump crybaby delusional ass being in the way of normalcy. Also, that PS5 done hit the streets and you know what means?! Everybody and their moms got something to say. iDefineHassan gave those folks some advice.

    Ep.48: Do it really go down in the DM's?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 80:26


    This episode, iDefineHassan & Locstar discussed the holy land of the DMs! Do it really go down in the Dms? If so, to what degree?!

    Ep. 47- Its over!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 75:57


    On this weeks episode of Don't Quote Us, Locstar and iDefineHassan discuss the signs of when a relationship is over and how that looks in their respective relationships. It got bonkers as usual.

    Ep. 46: I'm a little curious about Onlyfans.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 55:09


    This episode, Locstar and iDefinehassan talked about Onlyfans and how curious they are about it. In fact.....Also, they discussed how vital it is to choose the right partner.

    Ep. 45- Election day is getting closer.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2020 56:28


    This weeks episode Locstar and iDefineHassan spoke on the notion of voting this year and how vital it is. Also, their thoughts on the debate between the Orange guy and Biden. What is the plan, voting or not, what is the plan? Is conventional wisdom a thing of the past at this time?

    Ep.44- That's embarrassing, beloved. That's embarrassing!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 82:54


    On this episode, iDefineHassan discussed entertainment when it came to some of these shows and how it was actually the opposite. Also, how some personal things about dating while young and all that jazz!

    Ep. 43- How are these things allowed to happen?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 72:28


    This week we discussed a gang of things and asked the question, "how are these things allowed to happen?"... Definitely makes you say BRUH!

    Ep. 42- Privacy is beautiful!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2020 57:16


    First, we wanna thank Chad Boseman for his contribution. This week discussed privacy and how beautiful, (or nonexistent in some cases) it is!

    Ep. 41- What do you bring to the table?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 84:00


    This week we talked about hip-hop, of course. We also talked about men being used as personal ATMs, women being spoiled or "inconsiderate". Locstar having daddy issues and a plethora of other things.

    Ep.40- Feels good to be back in the lab! Awww man!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 71:53


    WE IS OFFICIALLY BACK! Aww man! Locstar and iDefineHassan are back in the lab and talking that ish! First show back from the madness of COVID and they enjoyed every bit of it! This episode was some of everything and major smack talking!

    Ep. 39- Look how we grew up....... We a lil messed up but we making it.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 85:39


    This episode, one of our favourite guest Avanelle came back to bless us with her gems and she dropped them on us as usual. This episode we talked about support, we spoke of our upbringing and how it is today. Naturally, we spoke of D. Wade and his family.

    Ep. 38- When the guest of honour arrives and graces us.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 107:41


    We finally finally finally got the infamous Avanelle in the building to come and build with us. She definitely did not disappoint. We talked about it all and then some!

    Ep. 37- Dating is the ghetto

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 131:08


    This episode iDefineHassan sat down with Rosie and they discussed a multitude of things and one of them is what dating is like out in the streets. Also, discussed good food, theories of women unable to get pregnant. OF COURSE, this ain't a show without story time. Enjoy.

    Ep. 36- Genuine or genius?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 43:06


    This weeks episode we talked about the passing of an icon. Damn. Also, you know a show ain't a show without story time and Locstar always delivers. iDefineHassan with the lectures. Enjoy.

    Ep. 35- KOBE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 87:13


    R.I.P. to the Mamba and his baby girl Gigi along with the other passengers. That's it. That's the description.

    Ep. 34- DONT lose the culture!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 86:04


    This episode Locstar and iDefineHassan talked about some deep stuff! Holding on to our respective cultures. Culture is everything! And of course there was storytime! Tune in and let us know what you think.

    Ep. 33= 2019 Wrap up/ New Year New Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 64:46


    This week Locstar and iDefineHassan did their post 2019 wrap up and 2020 plans. Naturally, announcements were made and storytime was lit!

    Ep. 32- Theme is do NOT do the most.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 65:49


    This week iDedfineHassan held down the fort solo dolo and you know how he does! The Game, can we leave him in 2019? Quite a few things we can leave in this decade!

    Ep. 31- Never going back to basics

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 53:20


    Listen, we'll update this description later. Enjoy and do not judge us.

    Ep. 30- Narcissists? Bruh! They are everywhere.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 56:01


    Narcissists, we know them, unfortunately. This week Locstar & iDefineHassan spoke about our "beloved" narcissists and how they operate. Check it out and tell us what you think. Also, ladies, swallow. That is all!

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