A podcast about sad, lonely, and generally dismal people

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Mother, I'd like to fuck

Welcome to Brown Town

Welcome to Planet Gay

He's just the same old guy from the streets of Dagobah

Who's your favorite Black Transformer?

Why are the Clintons so involved in Haiti?

And Mike eats his sister's leg

Sincerest apologies

Sorry for the long break, we're all adjusting to new schedules

This episode is very graphic and descriptive. Listen to it with your parents.

This is the most offensive episode

This episode is technically illegal

Accept the love you think you deserve

Dumb daddy little girl

In this episode, Max tricks everyone into talking about Shane Dawson by pretending to talk about cancel culture

In this episode we discuss the mechanics of collapsed lungs

Wake up and be a Sonic girl today

We missed one week and will be discussing more current issues in upcoming episodes.

A discussion about superheroes turns into an argument about respecting celebrities

We talk a lot about regret in this episode. One thing we regret? The length.

We talk about the quarantine because there is nothing else to talk about