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Four friends discussing mostly NSFW topics!

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    • Feb 8, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 32m AVG DURATION
    • 53 EPISODES


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    Season 3 - Episode 7 - Meet me in Stockholm ... syndrome

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 72:53


    Check out this episode for Nate's crypto pick of the week along with an invention or 2.  Tyson beats the guys at racquetball and gets punished for it.  And Patrick shats himself at a media play.

    Season 3 - Episode 6 - Spencer out inventions Nate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 88:08


    On this episode Spencer comes up with an invention that everyone loves, Patrick gives the shop cat to an elderly woman and Nate sends flowers to his gal.  

    Best of Season 1 - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 32:17


    On this bonus episode we take a look back at season 1 and listen to some of our favorite segments.  Enjoy.

    Season 3 - Episode 5 - Suckin D and Kickin A

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 75:28


    On this episode Nate cautions us on CHRG (California Hottub Rectal Gonorrhea) and tries to explain wokeism.  Spencer tries to kill Cindy and also a hippy.  We also get a gym tip and another app idea.

    Episode 4 - Knickers vs Chonies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 89:48


    On this episode Patrick explains the difference between knickers and chonies, Nate teaches us the best way to smuggle, and of course our weekly stock update. Also, the shop cat needs a home, please help, he has a sweet tooth for antifreeze.  

    Episode 3 - Natesville

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 78:26


    On this episode Nate tries to get the guys to invest in his retirement community.  We also talk about turning homeless people into billboards.  BUM wars are back, this time they are driving cars.  Happy Birthday to Nate and don't forget about his Christmas Party coming up.

    Episode 2 - Off to the Races

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 97:17


    On this episode Tyson fills in for Spencer. Nate provides financial advice and Patrick destroys a car.  We also learn that Robbie joined a bowling league.

    Episode 1 - The Boys are Back... Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 123:13


    The boys are finally back at it.  Tune into this episode to learn how Nate turned into a Flat Earther and why he hates Alec Baldwin.  Spencer moved to Ogden and got a Tesla and Patrick is turning into his father. This and much more, enjoy.  

    Episode 14 - Spencer's PSA

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 95:57


    On this weeks episode Spencer explains why you should visit the dentist regularly.  Patrick breaks his new toy and Nate tries to sell second hand sex toys. 

    Episode 13 - Beef Cakes and Animatronics

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 130:58


    The guys are back, again.  In this episode Nate bribes a cop, Patrick gives parenting advice, and Spencer one ups Nate's invention. Check out Coffee Stains podcast, Patrick makes an appearance. 

    Episode 12 - Divorce Diets and Parrot Beaks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 110:10


    Nate pitches his new diet program, Spencer nerds out, and Patrick gets intrigued by human tails. Plus Warden Price eats your lunch.    Please comment, like and share.

    Episode 11 - Quick Quack Robo Tug N Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2020 115:29


    Nate pitches his new business idea and tries to get investors.  The guys start a religion.  Are you getting married, having an open bar and want top notch entertainment?  Hire the guys to DJ your next wedding or special event.

    Episode 10 : Plastt vs Blastt

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 98:47


    Nate buys a generals jacket, Spencer introduces Patrick to Plastt.  Vote on your favorite commercial.

    Episode 9 : Nate's Discount Plasma

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 111:20


    Nate opens a plasma clinic, Patrick performs a marriage and Spencer beats his kids.

    Episode 8 : Pig Latin

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 103:38


    Nate and Spencer take up Cardio and Patrick pays tribute to Pope Francis

    Episode 7 : Man Camp

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 97:32


    Nate and Spencer reveal their business idea to the world while Patrick fights a Wildebeast.

    Episode 6 : Van Hagar

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 130:17


    Nate buys a Suzuki, Spencer gets meat gazed at the gym and Patrick becomes a Minister.

    Episode 5 : Californication

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 83:34


    Spencer buys a double wide, Nate forgets his anniversary and Patrick wins the lotto.

    Episode 4 : Spencer Beats Coronavirus

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2020 76:35


    After a 4 week break we decided to sit down at Nate's cabin in the mountains, drink some whisky and celebrate Spencer beating Coronavirus.

    Episode 3 : Cancer Survivor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 108:02


    Guest starring Jed, one of our number one fans!

    Episode 2 : Coach Hoyt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 85:46


    Patrick coaches the children, Spencer adjusts your bed and Nate tells his greatest joke of all time!!

    Episode 1 : The Boys Are Back

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2020 81:47


    Nates goes vegan, Spencer takes us on a RZR ride and Patrick was totally wrong about Coronavirus.

    Episode 31 : Season 1 Finale

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 108:36


    Nate, Spencer and Patrick wrap up the first season of the worlds most important podcast!! Season 2 is right around the corner.

    Episode 30 : Spencer Strips For A Price

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 106:24


    Nate puts on a magic show, Patrick sprinkles poison on your sandwich and Spencer strips to pay the mortgage.

    Episode 29 : Yodle Rap

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 101:18


    Nate gets a Ricola sponsorship, Spencer tears his hamstring and Patrick invests in Blockbuster Video.

    Episode 28 : HPV

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 124:37


    Spencer gives you mouth to mouth, Nate hates on the fat manager, and Patrick avoids eye contact. 

    Episode 27 : Skate Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2020 109:52


    Nate plays the slide flute, Spencer hangs out of his gym shorts and Patrick just wants to skate.

    Episode 26 : The Golden God

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 123:37


    Nate discusses how he was the Golden God of his high school, Spencer saves a life in Lava Hot Springs and Patrick gets free lunch.

    Episode 25 : The Stash

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 121:52


    We have a special guest tonight and we discuss his sweet stash, recreational meth use and leaving the LDS church to bang as many virgins as we can.

    Episode 24 : Pot Brownies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 130:56


    We get high as a kite at the company Christmas party!!! 

    Episode 23 : Cat Scan

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 64:29


    Spencer nails his first joke, Nate gets violated by E.T. and Patrick says goodbye to lil Bub

    Episode 22 : Finger Bangs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 108:37


    Patrick talks about olympic finger banging, Nate buys the new Tesla Cybertruck and Spencer makes MRE bombs.

    Episode 21 : Sex Bot

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2019 115:22


    Spencer sends a dick pic to his teacher, Nate drops the N word and Patrick offends everyone.

    Episode 20 : The Italian Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2019 129:12


    Nate meets Gianni Versace, Spencer breaks everything and Patrick is wicked smart. Applesauce bitch!!

    Episode 19 : Teancum

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2019 79:22


    Nate sprays Spencer with human waste, Patrick brings back the flip phone and you're going to have to listen all the way to the end to find out what the hell teancum is. 

    Episode 18 : Nate's Big Load

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2019 71:46


    Nate drops a big load on a bitch, Spencer invents the wheelchair claw and Patrick hates fat people.

    Episode 17 : Hooky Bobbing

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2019 67:02


    We argue over Hooky Bobbing, Hicky Bobbing, and Skitching. Spain is making werewolf babies and Nate gets violent diarrhea.

    Episode 16 : NatesCapes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2019 70:47


    Patrick tries to turn gay woman straight, Spencer bench presses the entire gym and Nate drops his new line of Capes. 

    Episode 15 : St. Bens Hospital

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 66:55


    Nate gets spooked at St. Bens Hospital, we talk about about Ed Smart coming out of the closet and the Clinton death conspiracy.

    Episode 14 : Bum Colosseum

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2019 77:59


    Nate wants to put a new spin on bum fights, Spencer avoids a cuckhold and Patrick meets podcast fans in Park City.

    Episode 13 : Romania

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2019 81:35


    Patrick meets some Romanians, Spencer goes on a night ride and Nate seeks FAA approval.

    Episode 12 : Third time's a charm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2019 65:33


    We suffered a power outage while recording, so after 3 attempts and an overflowing toilet we managed to finish episode 12. Sit back and relax while we celebrate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing.

    Episode 11 : 36 Shots

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2019 97:54


    Tonight we talk about the time Nate learned fluent Spanish after drinking 36 shots of tequila, Patrick tips big and back by popular demand is a very serious discussion to end the show.

    Episode 10 : Pee on their face

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2019 87:58


    Nate has a solution for stage freight, Patrick sends a vulgar message to Janet and Spencers daughter sees him naked

    Episode 9 : Keystone Cannon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2019 69:31


    Happy Fathers Day!!! Tonight we discuss shooting Keystone Light out of a t-shirt cannon, Vegans trying to prove a point and millionaire Mormons!!

    Episode 8 : Deer Hunter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2019 103:30


    Tonight we talk about banging your mom, hunting deer and a very serious debate about terrorism, torture and winning World War II

    Episode 7 : Glory Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 70:33


    Tonight we talk about shitty used car dealers, prank phone calls and ball sweat.

    Episode 6 : I want to give head to my friends

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2019 69:40


    Game of Thrones is finally over, Nate offends every woman on the planet and a goat gets shot in the nuts.

    Episode 5 : My dog is as black as the night

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 86:49


    Racist bus drivers, school suspensions and women who can never be pleased. Things get a little serious at the end, but hopefully someone in need knows that they are loved.

    Episode 4 : Mustache Envy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 63:12


    Nate gets challenged to a fight by Kanab PD, never make eye contact with a Marine, and Earl Dibbles country raps!

    Episode 3 : Hobos and Handies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2019 91:11


    Hitch hiker gets handsy, Game of Thrones predictions and everybody hates politics!

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