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Just two best friends Liv and Lish who love to talk about all things true crime and spooky!

Olivia Lobas and Alisha Uguccini


    • Jan 20, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 51m AVG DURATION
    • 75 EPISODES

    4.6 from 47 ratings Listeners of I Would Never Murder You that love the show mention: spooky, banter, chemistry, keep up the good, hilarious, hosts, new, guys, listen, love, great.


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    The I Would Never Murder You podcast is an absolute gem in the world of true crime podcasts. From the moment I started listening, I was immediately hooked. The hosts, Liv and Lish, have an incredible chemistry that shines through in every episode. They are hilarious, relatable, and their banter truly makes you feel like you're hanging out with your best friends. This podcast has not only made me a true crime enthusiast, but it has also introduced me to the world of all things spooky and paranormal. For that, I am forever grateful.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the informative nature of each episode. Liv and Lish do an incredible job of thoroughly researching each topic they cover and presenting it in a way that is both engaging and educational. They go beyond just discussing murder cases and delve into various other mysterious topics as well. It's refreshing to have a podcast that covers more than just the typical white girl murder stories. Additionally, their chemistry with each other and their guests is truly unparalleled. The banter between Liv and Lish adds an extra layer of entertainment to every episode.

    If there was one downside to this podcast, it would be the length of the episodes. While they pack a lot of information into each episode, sometimes it feels like they leave you wanting more. The stories they cover are so fascinating that it's hard not to wish for longer episodes to dive even deeper into each case or topic. However, this is only a minor complaint in comparison to all the other amazing aspects of this podcast.

    In conclusion, The I Would Never Murder You podcast is a must-listen for any true crime fan or anyone with an interest in all things spooky and mysterious. Liv and Lish bring so much energy, humor, and knowledge to each episode that it's impossible not to become addicted after just one listen. This podcast stands out from others in its genre due to its unique blend of banter, storytelling, and research. I can't recommend it enough and I eagerly await each new episode.



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    Latest episodes from I Would Never Murder You

    Season 2 - Episode 2 : Shelly Knotek, Most Evil Mommy Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 73:14


    We return with better audio! We're figuring this shit out, ok guys. 

    Season 2 - Episode 1 : Shelly Knotek, Most Evil Mommy Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 54:49


    Welcome back to I Would Never Murder You! Please be patient with us while we get back to the swing of things. It has been 3 years! We are still setting up our podcasting room and the equipment is new to us. I promise this is the only episode that will sound echoy.  Enjoy! 

    The Corpsewood Manor Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 33:18


    Dive in to this disheartening case about a partnership so romanic that they ran away together to live in the woods. but their dreams end up being the end for them.  Stayed tuned for next week and we'll reveal our stalker. 

    The Skin Case

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 36:49


    We're back biiiiiitches. We've been hella busy and lazy because seasonal depression plus 45+ hour work weeks aren't a good mix. Please enjoy this episode of The Skin Case, Lish tries to guess what it's about and she's terribly wrong. 

    Serial Killer, Khalil Wheeler-Weaver

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 19:41


    I don't have much to say about this fuck of a person. enjoy the episode

    Freddy Krueger

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 26:56


    Heaven's Gate

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 48:12


    Liv tells the story of the cult called Heaven's Gate. Strap in and be prepared to have your mind blown

    The Murder of Gabby Petito

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 49:28


    Everyone is following this story, you need to description. 

    Episode 67 : Carl Panzram Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 55:40


    this is one of our best episodes. listen to this crazy story about a man who endured a lot of pain and torture. turned into a sadistic serial killer who robbed, raped and killed his way around the world. a man who robbed Taft's house and used Taft's gun to kill 10 people. a man who is so fucked up that you would almost not even believe he was real. 

    Episode 66: Carl Panzram

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 81:10


    we are back with season 2! a lot of good things has happened over the summer and we hope you all had a great one as well.   Enjoy this awful story of one of the most brutal men to walk the earth, Carl Panzram.

    Jeffrey Dahmer: Featuring Guest, Allie Tuma!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2021 133:07


    We all know the famous name, Jeffrey Dahmer. but do you really know Jeffrey Dahmer? Join us as we tell the horrific story of a man so controlled by his horrible thoughts and needs that he killed 17 people. But it doesn't end there.  Allie comes on to tell a story of her connection to Jeffrey Dahmer and we laugh and laugh and laugh throughout the whole thing because that's all you can do when it comes to good ole' Jeffey.

    Episode 64: The Donner Party (Guest starring Devon Peacock!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 97:18


    We're back!  we hope you enjoy this episode. Lish made sure to talk a lot so it's almost 2 hours long! She is also getting over a cold, so please try not to get distracted by her sexy sick voice. It won't be hard because this is not a sexy story.  The Donner Party was a group of emigrants traveling to California in 1846. They decided to listen to a random person who told them there was a short cut that he had never taken! and they were like sounds legit, lets go. Well they get caught in the worst weather and terrain conditions. It took them 6 more months than what it should have taken. Half of them die. Half of them commit cannibalism.  It's honestly some very important American History about how stupid we are sometime.   

    Episode 63: Jodi Arias

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 50:23


    Buckle up buttercup! This story is nucking futs. Lish does her best Jodi impression, even though it's not that good. Not sure how many times she used the word dick and hole, give it a listen and try and keep track.  Jodi killed her ex boyfriend, Travis Alexander in the summer of 2008, took photographs of the night, including one of her butthole. Dumped the camera in the washer thinking it would magically clean her of all her sins. Travis was found five days later in his shower, after "living" with his two roommates for that time.  Travis lived a double life, devote mormon during the day, obsessor of Jodi's butthole at night. Learn all about it with us, Liv and Lish! Remember to leave a review!

    Episode 62: The Black Dahlia

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 32:02


    Liv deep dives into the Black Dahlia case. We have all heard that name before. Elizabeth Short was murdered in January of 1947 in LA, California. Trying to make a life as an actress, it was cut too short when Elizabeth was found cut in half laying in the grass at a park.  Remember to leave a review!

    Episode 61: Carl Von Cosel & Elena "Helen" Milagro de Hoyos

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 36:16


    Liv tells us about a super creep who was so obsessed with one women in particular, a women he had seen in his dreams. He visited her body every night in her tomb for 2 years and when he got tired of going over her place all the time, he made other arrangements.  Listen to Lish be absolutely shocked by this crazy, creepy, and slightly sad story of a man who just did not understand that you can't keep bodies forever nor can you send them into the sky to be shocked back alive by radiation. 

    Episode 60: The Disappearance of Kristin Smart

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 40:42


    Lish tells the story of Kristin Smart. A 19 year old college students who went missing one night in 1996. She was never found but one creep of a man child is probably the one who knows where she is at.  Join us on this crazy mystery to find out what happened to Kristin Smart

    Episode 59: The Toy Box Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 34:08


    Liv tells the story of David Parker Ray, the toy box killer. This case is a rough one, Lish does not stop complaining about it.  Listen at your own risk.    & remember to rate and review!

    Episode 58: The Moors Murders Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 31:37


    .... and here we go for again for a second part of this horrendous crime.  All Lisha has to say is... "please don't judge me" Enjoy! & please review & share 

    Episode 57: The Moors Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 51:56


    Liv takes us on this awful journey through the case of the Moors Murders.  Between 1963-1965 two awful things of the names, Ian Brady and Myra Hindley took the lives of 5 children in the most horrific ways. They are true monsters and this story will make you sick.  Lish tries to lighten it up a bit with interrupting Liv every thirty seconds, you know what we do best. Remember to follow us on social medias, rate us on apple and tell all your friends!

    Episode 56: The Sinking of the RMS Titanic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 98:53


    ... & the people who experienced it.  Lisha tells the story we all know and some stories that we were never told. Pause in the middle and come back later on, this one is a long boy because we can't give you two episodes this week.  Here are some reviews on the episode:          "Yay, we get to hear Lisha talk about the titanic... again. This       time it's recorded." - Lisha's friends         "Titanic is like Lisha's thing" - also Lisha's friends Let us send you back 109 years to the age of the Titanic. We'll talk about everything Titanic and tell you what happened to those would lived after they experienced the disaster. No one ever talks about those stories. 

    Episode 55: Edwards vs Cameron

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 56:15


    Lish talks about how dumb John Cameron sounds. Liv patiently waits for it to be over. 

    Episode 54: The Mysterious Deaths of Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 41:46


    Join us on this real life horror story. Liv tells the story of the mysterious deaths of Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon in 2014. The women were in Panama and took a day hike that was suppose to take 4 hours but they never returned.  Authorities find, a foot in a shoe, some bleached bones, two bras and about 90 creepy photographs on a point and shoot camera. Remember those? All Lish has to say is, if you like Nature and traveling... don't listen. 

    Episode 53: The Boy in the Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 39:13


    In this tragic episode, Liv tells the story of the boy found in the box and the search to find out where he came from. Join us on this story that will just pull at your heart strings.  Liv updates us on an old murder case, Lish debates if she could win on Survivor. Oh and Liv asks Lish what serial killer she would marry, fuck and kill. 

    Episode 52: Edward Wayne Edwards

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 70:54


    Was Edward Wayne Edwards the most notorious serial killer out there? or was he just a major asshole who possibly murdered a lot of people? Listen to find out the weird connection Lish has to this serial killer and join us next week to break down what this man possibly could have done in his life time. 

    Episode 51: Son of Sam

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 35:08


    More like son of a bitch... ha ha *lish joke* This serial killer was active in the 1970's. His hobbies include shooting brunettes in the head and their boyfriends, disco, writing letters to the police, grammar and spelling, and long walks on the beach. Get to know Son of Sam with us while Liv tells the story and Lish just sings along to Hall and Oats for half the episode. 

    The Murder of Vera Jo Reigle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 61:33


    The best description of this case I've heard comes from our listener, Stacey... "it is enough to just piss you off! there's incest, depravity, and about one fucking tooth in that whole damn town". If that doesn't interest you in this episode than I don't know what will. 

    Episode 49: Frank Abagnale

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2021 54:30


    This crazy mother fucker was America's well known con man. He wanted to be a pilot... so he became a pilot. He wanted to be a pediatrician... so he became a pediatrician. He did what he wanted and got rich... and arrested doing it. In many countries.

    Episode 48: Marcus Wesson

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 39:27


    Okay So a guy marries his eight-year-old daughter and, by the time she's 26, she's had 11 kids. But, this guy also engages in sexual relationships with each of his ... other daughters? But also thinks he is Jesus and Jesus is also a Vampire. Oh and he kills his children. Oh and Lisha is Psychic? 

    Episode 47: West Memphis Three Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 79:12


    Just what you were waiting for... part two to this crazy story!  Find out what happened and how these three got out of jail!

    Episode 46: West Memphis Three Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 93:22


    3 local goth boys wrongly convicted of brutally murdering three young boys. They were sent to prison and lost YEARS of their life. this is that story... Part 1

    Episode 45: John List

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 39:26


    John List is fucked up type of killer, the one you never saw coming. In 1971, the accountant killed his family the way he did everything else, meticulously and methodically. He then closed up the mansion where he and his wife Helen had raised their three children and disappeared to begin a new life.

    Episode 44: The Candy Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 67:26


    Would you take candy from a stranger? I say it depends what kind of candy. But over 20 of these boys didn't listen to their parents, took candy and ... sniffed paint from the candy man and ended up dead, buried in boat storage. You should just listen

    Episode 43: The Keddie Cabin Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 43:22


    Listen in to this story of a Quadruple murder that is still unsolved to this day. Three family members and a friend of the family all murdered and placed in the cabin they were murdered in. Who do you think did it?

    Episode 42: Twins Seperated at Birth

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 64:04


    Alisha tried taking it on lighter note today. Started off with twins... ended with Nazis. I wouldnt say its too light.

    Episode 41: The Murder of Sylvia Likens

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 42:02


    This is a horrible story of a sweet girl names Sylivia Likens who is brutally tortured and murdered by a crazy old bitch. WARNING its very gruesome and sad.

    Episode 40: Armin Meiwes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 23:09


    Ever wonder if there are people out there that wants to be eaten by other people? I did not... but Armin Meiwes put an ad out to find someone to eat and found someone who wanted just that... tune in. Cannibalism man... It's fucked

    Episode 39: Ed Kemper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 60:46


    Ed Kemper... A giant serial killer who beheaded and fucked peoples necks. Is there more you need to know before you listen?

    Episode 38: The Girl in the Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 37:50


    Imagine being in a box for more than 22 hours a day, while being released just to be tortured and raped. This happened in this podcast, a brutal story about Stockholm Syndrome. ITS REAL

    Episode 37: Rodney Alcala

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 40:54


    Ever wonder what it's like for a reality tv show to place a serial killer on air? Well The Dating Game did in 1978... thank god the woman thought he was creepy. They could have been his next victim. Listen to hear about this creepy, motorcycling, skydiving, photographer.

    Episode 36: Hinterkaifeck Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 37:22


    Lisha tells the story of the Hinterkaifeck Murders, a crazy murder of 6 people. Was it Nazis or the neighbor who might be the dad of one of the killed who killed them... you wont find out in this episode thats for sure.

    Episode 35: Appalachian Trail Murders

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 48:38


    The Appalachian Trial is known for peaceful, relaxing or maybe vigorous hikes and..... over 11 murders? Liv tells two sets of murders that will leave you wanting to hike there, or like Liv maybe you will want to?

    Episode 34: Christmas Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 35:23


    MERRY CHRISTMAS  here are a couple murders to kick off your festivities... and ten minutes of Olivia... well being Olivia in a crazy game. Enjoy your holidays!

    Episode 33: Brooke Skylar Richardson

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 65:03


    We learn a lot from this one... Always be worried when you skip your period for more than 6 months. But really listen to the story of this Young girl charged with murder of her maybe still born baby girl. Featuring Weird News 

    Episode 32: The Eriksson Twins

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 38:34


    Would you run straight into traffic if your twin did? Well, find out what these twins did... and get ready to not find out why they did it with this fucked story.

    Episode 31: Helle Crafts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 33:43


    Never put your loved one through a wood chipper... Thats what this fucker did in Lisha's story.

    Episode 30: Herbert Baumeister

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 36:16


    This dude was messed up and didn't get found for years, even letting his children play on ground up bones. Listen to his story of how he was caught.

    Episode 29: The Radium Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 49:45


    Okay, imagine working with this amazing glowing paint that you were told was not poisonous? You'd put it on your body and go to a party too right? Well these girls did.. and it did not end well. Listen to Lish to find out what happens

    Episode 28: Dennis Nilsen

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 46:21


    Lisha kicks us off on a real fucked up guy, Dennis Nilsen. Also known as Scotlands Jeffrey Dahmer. Don't forget to check your apartment floorboards.

    Episode 27: Samuel Little

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 32:35


    This wicked murdered who was once a boxer, strangled and beat up women all over the United States. Including our home town... Cleveland Ohio. He helped years later by drawing photos of the victims leading them to be discovered

    Episode 26: Nannie Doss

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 43:17


    This ones a messed up one about the Smiling Grandma, thanks lish for this sad story... Moral of the story DONT EAT THE SWEET POTATOE PIE

    Episode 25: Ed Gein

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 45:07


    Grave robbing, skin upholstered chairs and nipple belts, OH MY Ed Gein was a truly fucked individual, so listen to Lish tell the story of his life.

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