I Would Never Murder You

We return with better audio! We're figuring this shit out, ok guys. 

Welcome back to I Would Never Murder You! Please be patient with us while we get back to the swing of things. It has been 3 years! We are still setting up our podcasting room and the equipment is new to us. I promise this is the only episode that will sound echoy.  Enjoy! 

Dive in to this disheartening case about a partnership so romanic that they ran away together to live in the woods. but their dreams end up being the end for them.  Stayed tuned for next week and we'll reveal our stalker. 

We're back biiiiiitches. We've been hella busy and lazy because seasonal depression plus 45+ hour work weeks aren't a good mix. Please enjoy this episode of The Skin Case, Lish tries to guess what it's about and she's terribly wrong. 

I don't have much to say about this fuck of a person. enjoy the episode

Liv tells the story of the cult called Heaven's Gate. Strap in and be prepared to have your mind blown

Everyone is following this story, you need to description. 

this is one of our best episodes. listen to this crazy story about a man who endured a lot of pain and torture. turned into a sadistic serial killer who robbed, raped and killed his way around the world. a man who robbed Taft's house and used Taft's gun to kill 10 people. a man who is so fucked up that you would almost not even believe he was real. 

we are back with season 2! a lot of good things has happened over the summer and we hope you all had a great one as well.   Enjoy this awful story of one of the most brutal men to walk the earth, Carl Panzram.

We all know the famous name, Jeffrey Dahmer. but do you really know Jeffrey Dahmer? Join us as we tell the horrific story of a man so controlled by his horrible thoughts and needs that he killed 17 people. But it doesn't end there.  Allie comes on to tell a story of her connection to Jeffrey Dahmer and we laugh and laugh and laugh throughout the whole thing because that's all you can do when it comes to good ole' Jeffey.

We're back!  we hope you enjoy this episode. Lish made sure to talk a lot so it's almost 2 hours long! She is also getting over a cold, so please try not to get distracted by her sexy sick voice. It won't be hard because this is not a sexy story.  The Donner Party was a group of emigrants traveling to California in 1846. They decided to listen to a random person who told them there was a short cut that he had never taken! and they were like sounds legit, lets go. Well they get caught in the worst weather and terrain conditions. It took them 6 more months than what it should have taken. Half of them die. Half of them commit cannibalism.  It's honestly some very important American History about how stupid we are sometime.   

Buckle up buttercup! This story is nucking futs. Lish does her best Jodi impression, even though it's not that good. Not sure how many times she used the word dick and hole, give it a listen and try and keep track.  Jodi killed her ex boyfriend, Travis Alexander in the summer of 2008, took photographs of the night, including one of her butthole. Dumped the camera in the washer thinking it would magically clean her of all her sins. Travis was found five days later in his shower, after "living" with his two roommates for that time.  Travis lived a double life, devote mormon during the day, obsessor of Jodi's butthole at night. Learn all about it with us, Liv and Lish! Remember to leave a review!

Liv deep dives into the Black Dahlia case. We have all heard that name before. Elizabeth Short was murdered in January of 1947 in LA, California. Trying to make a life as an actress, it was cut too short when Elizabeth was found cut in half laying in the grass at a park.  Remember to leave a review!

Liv tells us about a super creep who was so obsessed with one women in particular, a women he had seen in his dreams. He visited her body every night in her tomb for 2 years and when he got tired of going over her place all the time, he made other arrangements.  Listen to Lish be absolutely shocked by this crazy, creepy, and slightly sad story of a man who just did not understand that you can't keep bodies forever nor can you send them into the sky to be shocked back alive by radiation. 

Lish tells the story of Kristin Smart. A 19 year old college students who went missing one night in 1996. She was never found but one creep of a man child is probably the one who knows where she is at.  Join us on this crazy mystery to find out what happened to Kristin Smart

Liv tells the story of David Parker Ray, the toy box killer. This case is a rough one, Lish does not stop complaining about it.  Listen at your own risk.    & remember to rate and review!

.... and here we go for again for a second part of this horrendous crime.  All Lisha has to say is... "please don't judge me" Enjoy! & please review & share 

Liv takes us on this awful journey through the case of the Moors Murders.  Between 1963-1965 two awful things of the names, Ian Brady and Myra Hindley took the lives of 5 children in the most horrific ways. They are true monsters and this story will make you sick.  Lish tries to lighten it up a bit with interrupting Liv every thirty seconds, you know what we do best. Remember to follow us on social medias, rate us on apple and tell all your friends!

... & the people who experienced it.  Lisha tells the story we all know and some stories that we were never told. Pause in the middle and come back later on, this one is a long boy because we can't give you two episodes this week.  Here are some reviews on the episode:          "Yay, we get to hear Lisha talk about the titanic... again. This       time it's recorded." - Lisha's friends         "Titanic is like Lisha's thing" - also Lisha's friends Let us send you back 109 years to the age of the Titanic. We'll talk about everything Titanic and tell you what happened to those would lived after they experienced the disaster. No one ever talks about those stories. 

Lish talks about how dumb John Cameron sounds. Liv patiently waits for it to be over. 

Join us on this real life horror story. Liv tells the story of the mysterious deaths of Kris Kremers and Lisanne Froon in 2014. The women were in Panama and took a day hike that was suppose to take 4 hours but they never returned.  Authorities find, a foot in a shoe, some bleached bones, two bras and about 90 creepy photographs on a point and shoot camera. Remember those? All Lish has to say is, if you like Nature and traveling... don't listen. 

In this tragic episode, Liv tells the story of the boy found in the box and the search to find out where he came from. Join us on this story that will just pull at your heart strings.  Liv updates us on an old murder case, Lish debates if she could win on Survivor. Oh and Liv asks Lish what serial killer she would marry, fuck and kill. 

Was Edward Wayne Edwards the most notorious serial killer out there? or was he just a major asshole who possibly murdered a lot of people? Listen to find out the weird connection Lish has to this serial killer and join us next week to break down what this man possibly could have done in his life time. 

More like son of a bitch... ha ha *lish joke* This serial killer was active in the 1970's. His hobbies include shooting brunettes in the head and their boyfriends, disco, writing letters to the police, grammar and spelling, and long walks on the beach. Get to know Son of Sam with us while Liv tells the story and Lish just sings along to Hall and Oats for half the episode. 

The best description of this case I've heard comes from our listener, Stacey... "it is enough to just piss you off! there's incest, depravity, and about one fucking tooth in that whole damn town". If that doesn't interest you in this episode than I don't know what will. 

This crazy mother fucker was America's well known con man. He wanted to be a pilot... so he became a pilot. He wanted to be a pediatrician... so he became a pediatrician. He did what he wanted and got rich... and arrested doing it. In many countries.

Okay So a guy marries his eight-year-old daughter and, by the time she's 26, she's had 11 kids. But, this guy also engages in sexual relationships with each of his ... other daughters? But also thinks he is Jesus and Jesus is also a Vampire. Oh and he kills his children. Oh and Lisha is Psychic? 

Just what you were waiting for... part two to this crazy story!  Find out what happened and how these three got out of jail!

3 local goth boys wrongly convicted of brutally murdering three young boys. They were sent to prison and lost YEARS of their life. this is that story... Part 1

John List is fucked up type of killer, the one you never saw coming. In 1971, the accountant killed his family the way he did everything else, meticulously and methodically. He then closed up the mansion where he and his wife Helen had raised their three children and disappeared to begin a new life.

Would you take candy from a stranger? I say it depends what kind of candy. But over 20 of these boys didn't listen to their parents, took candy and ... sniffed paint from the candy man and ended up dead, buried in boat storage. You should just listen

Listen in to this story of a Quadruple murder that is still unsolved to this day. Three family members and a friend of the family all murdered and placed in the cabin they were murdered in. Who do you think did it?

Alisha tried taking it on lighter note today. Started off with twins... ended with Nazis. I wouldnt say its too light.

This is a horrible story of a sweet girl names Sylivia Likens who is brutally tortured and murdered by a crazy old bitch. WARNING its very gruesome and sad.

Ever wonder if there are people out there that wants to be eaten by other people? I did not... but Armin Meiwes put an ad out to find someone to eat and found someone who wanted just that... tune in. Cannibalism man... It's fucked

Ed Kemper... A giant serial killer who beheaded and fucked peoples necks. Is there more you need to know before you listen?

Imagine being in a box for more than 22 hours a day, while being released just to be tortured and raped. This happened in this podcast, a brutal story about Stockholm Syndrome. ITS REAL

Ever wonder what it's like for a reality tv show to place a serial killer on air? Well The Dating Game did in 1978... thank god the woman thought he was creepy. They could have been his next victim. Listen to hear about this creepy, motorcycling, skydiving, photographer.

Lisha tells the story of the Hinterkaifeck Murders, a crazy murder of 6 people. Was it Nazis or the neighbor who might be the dad of one of the killed who killed them... you wont find out in this episode thats for sure.

The Appalachian Trial is known for peaceful, relaxing or maybe vigorous hikes and..... over 11 murders? Liv tells two sets of murders that will leave you wanting to hike there, or like Liv maybe you will want to?

MERRY CHRISTMAS  here are a couple murders to kick off your festivities... and ten minutes of Olivia... well being Olivia in a crazy game. Enjoy your holidays!

We learn a lot from this one... Always be worried when you skip your period for more than 6 months. But really listen to the story of this Young girl charged with murder of her maybe still born baby girl. Featuring Weird News 

Would you run straight into traffic if your twin did? Well, find out what these twins did... and get ready to not find out why they did it with this fucked story.

Never put your loved one through a wood chipper... Thats what this fucker did in Lisha's story.

This dude was messed up and didn't get found for years, even letting his children play on ground up bones. Listen to his story of how he was caught.

Okay, imagine working with this amazing glowing paint that you were told was not poisonous? You'd put it on your body and go to a party too right? Well these girls did.. and it did not end well. Listen to Lish to find out what happens

Lisha kicks us off on a real fucked up guy, Dennis Nilsen. Also known as Scotlands Jeffrey Dahmer. Don't forget to check your apartment floorboards.

This wicked murdered who was once a boxer, strangled and beat up women all over the United States. Including our home town... Cleveland Ohio. He helped years later by drawing photos of the victims leading them to be discovered

This ones a messed up one about the Smiling Grandma, thanks lish for this sad story... Moral of the story DONT EAT THE SWEET POTATOE PIE

Grave robbing, skin upholstered chairs and nipple belts, OH MY Ed Gein was a truly fucked individual, so listen to Lish tell the story of his life.