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A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder…

Kakos Industries


    • May 1, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 19m AVG DURATION
    • 273 EPISODES

    4.7 from 393 ratings Listeners of Kakos Industries that love the show mention: corin, announcements, shareholders, corporation, raunchy humor, industries, welcome to nightvale, wtnv, redacted, iii, social commentary, conrad, evil, welcome to night vale, assets, satire, tied, voice acting, great writing, ceo.


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    The Kakos Industries podcast is an infallible and life-changing experience that captivates listeners with its dark and dirty humor, absurd twists, and captivating storytelling. From the solid writing and voice acting to the immersive sound design, every element of this podcast is executed flawlessly, ensuring that listeners are fully immersed in the world of Kakos Industries. The podcast has a unique charm that always manages to bring a smile to one's face, making it a go-to choice for those in need of a pick-me-up. Whether you're a long-time listener or just discovering this podcast, it is impossible not to appreciate the talent and creativity behind it.

    One of the best aspects of The Kakos Industries podcast is its ability to create a secretive and exclusive atmosphere. Unlike other popular podcasts like "Welcome to Night Vale" and "The Magnus Archives", which are widely known and discussed, Kakos Industries feels like a hidden gem that only true fans have discovered. This adds to the overall experience and further immerses listeners in the illusion created by Conrad Miszuk and his team.

    On the downside, some may argue that The Kakos Industries podcast can be a bit controversial with its twisted sense of humor and darker themes. While many find this aspect enjoyable, others may find certain jokes uncomfortable or offensive. Additionally, there are moments when emotional situations don't quite hit their mark or fall flat. However, these minor shortcomings do not outweigh the overall brilliance of this podcast.

    In conclusion, The Kakos Industries podcast is an absolute delight for those who enjoy offbeat humor, imaginative storytelling, and exceptional production value. It has garnered a dedicated following over the years due to its ability to entertain and provoke thought through its unique brand of evil-themed content. Whether you're looking for something hilarious, thought-provoking, or simply out-of-the-ordinary, The Kakos Industries podcast delivers on all fronts. Give it a try - you might find yourself becoming a loyal shareholder in the world of Kakos Industries.



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    Latest episodes from Kakos Industries

    168 – First Date

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 29:52


    In which we hear from Corin Deeth I, Corin III goes on a date, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is an assault on decency but like in […]

    167 – The Dangers of Reading

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 34:10


    In which Violet does some light reading, Corin tries to get her help, and Plutho “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. Ryan:What you are about to hear is glassy and chimey with creamy mids. Corin: Hello […]

    166 – Eleven

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2025 34:10


    In which Corin gets flirted with, you find a baggie of weed, you drink some Kwurp, and Marty Blartfast “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is one long pun. […]

    165 – Poison Pill

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 34:16


    In which Violet makes some connections, Junior watches a new anime, Meredith learns the lingo, and Mirna “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. CONRAD: Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, head to kakosindustries.com/patreon and become a member today. RYAN: What you are about to hear is made of star stuff. […]

    164 – Wild Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 33:40


    In which we cannot remember exactly what happened last night, you get some travel advice, and William Buchstaber “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. RYAN: What you are about to hear is everything you need it to be, but nothing you want it to be. CORIN: Hello and Welcome to the Kakos Industries corporate […]

    Not Cover Story – The Plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2024 6:24


    I had some thoughts. Hello, everyone. Well, it looks like we might be heading into some difficult times again. I don't want to make predictions about how difficult or how bad, partly because I think it's irresponsible, but I wanted to talk about the plan going forward. I'm not talking about the plan for Kakos […]

    163 – Tabitha Prime

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2024 32:56


    In which we meet Tabitha, we learn a lot about duplicating people, we learn what a “Thumper” is, and Eddie Eyes “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are […]

    162 – The Gray Masquerade

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 48:30


    In which we celebrate Halloween, Corin goes to a fancy party, there are some vague threats, Violet makes friends, and Sam Jackson “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]

    161 – The Scene

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 31:14


    In which Corin has trouble finding answers, your breath gets a lot fresher, the Spooky Finger is no more, and Lissy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are […]

    160 – Dinner with Evil

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2024 30:09


    In which Corin goes on a date, you get curious about a box, we learn what that spooky finger is, and Heweylewewydewey “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]

    159 – Known Associates

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 29:23


    in which we learn something about the board, you enjoy some delicious cookies, and Bimple Lizkit “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you are about to hear is gonna […]

    158 – Keeping Tabs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 30:40


    in which we hear from Corin Deeth I about some trouble at work, a long time enemy is finally destroyed, and Jeff “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. What you […]

    157 – Evil Con 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2024 39:43


    in which Corin gets interviewed, we hear about Evil Con, and Golfish Onatabble “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Ryan: What you are about to hear is going to take a while to scrub off in the shower. CORIN: Hello everyone and welcome to yet another Kakos Industries shareholder orientation held right here at […]

    156 – Hypnosis

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 29:43


    in which Corin does some sleuthing, we hear from Corin Deeth I, who is trying to go deep, and Suini Ciderborn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you […]

    Europe 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 1:33


    I’ll be in Europe end of August to Early October. Get in touch if you want to see me! Hello, everyone. Conrad again. If you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries, which is a work of fiction. If you don't believe the cover story, then the tin foil is […]

    155 – Checking In

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 4:02


    Fourest: Hey, there, Corin, it's me, Fourest. I just wanted to call and check up on how you've been doing. I know that you're out there doing some searching, and well, I guess we all  know how talented you are at finding what you're after. After all, I'm still alive, am I not? How long […]

    154 – Left Unsaid

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2024 14:27


    in which none of our questions are answered, but apparently there's an important reason.  Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is all about the heart healthy fig. Hey, there, Corin. […]

    153 – Porscience

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2024 3:38


    I have here a report from Delilah Grenk from the Division of Porcine Innovations. “Greetings, Mr. Deeth. I would be absolutely thrilled to tell you about my innovations in the world of porcine science, AKA porscience. The first think you need to know about me, Mr. Deeth, is that I hate vegetables. I hate them […]

    Never Rad is Back! and Fan Fusion 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 2:02


    Hey, everyone! Just letting you know that Never Rad is back! We’re doing live shows every third Monday at the Great Arizona Puppet Theater (doors at 6, show at 6:30). That’s February 19th, March 18th, April 15th, and May 20th, 2024 that we have scheduled right now. Ticket links typically go live a week or […]

    152 – Fake Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2024 7:31


    I have a report here from Gordon Zank, the director of the Division of Realities. “Thank you for getting in touch, Mr. Deeth. I am happy to tell you my story, but I have to acknowledge that it might not do anyone any benefit.  “I run the DIvision of Realities, where we try to contact […]

    151 – Devon

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 9:18


    I have here a report from Rupert Stanco from the Division of Recruiting. The Division of recruiting is responsible for bringing in new and exciting talent and helping us to place the people that they find. “Hello, Mr. Deeth. Thank you for requesting more details about the case of Devon Mitchell. The case study has […]

    CS – Taking a Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 7:05


    TL;DL I’m taking a break until March. Please fill out the survey at kakosindustries.com/survey Hello, Kakos Industries listeners. It's me Conrad again. Before I get into the news segment proper, I want to highlight that I have put together a survey that I am hoping you will fill out for me. You can find it […]

    150 – Halloween Distractions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 44:00


    In which we try to distract the Universe itself, You enjoy the fabulous Halloween Party, and Pidge Pidgerton “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to […]

    149 – Halfth

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2023 38:44


    In which we get most of the answers we wanted, sort of, Corin keeps making new festivals, and Your Pet “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are […]

    Ask Me Anything 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 7:11


    I asked Patrons of the Kakos Industries Patreon (KakosIndustries.com/Pareon) to ask me anything. Also, please consider pledging if you are able to. Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. It's Conrad again. This is not a cover story. It's an AMA. I asked Patreon Patrons to Ask Me Anything, and we're about to do that. Why did I […]

    148 – Unpacking

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 33:03


    In which we listen to some strange recordings, you open a can of noisy gas, we have a lot to unpack, and Marly McBigSuck “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]

    High off Weed

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 4:31


    The sixth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss getting high. BOT 1: Anyone else get really high off weed? This is a question I’ve been pondering lately, and for me the answer is no. I mean, I get really high. And it’s the type of high I get on […]

    147 – In Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 31:14


    In which we are introduced to the Woid, something is going on for sure, preparations are made for the Festival of Brightly Colored Hats, Corin needs to wake up, and Blath Bandia has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]

    Why Doesn’t a Woman have a Grapefruit?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2023 2:41


    The fifth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: Why doesn’t a woman have a ‘grapefruit’? [PAUSE] Because a woman is too busy being pregnant. BOT 2: I thought this was r/jokes at first and I was confused, but it still got me. Thanks! BOT 1: Oh […]

    146 – The Plunge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2023 37:00


    In which Corin makes some drastic decisions, the Little Ones are about to ascend, Kimmie struggles to explain what the Matmos is after, and Briggs Kennedy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.  Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan:  […]

    My First Time Getting F’d

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 4:59


    The fourth episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss sexuality. BOT 1: I don’t post too often, and I’m not very confident that I can write this story well, so I’m going to start with a TL;DR, since this is long and I don’t want to bore you with it. […]

    145 – Another Boys’ Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 30:23


    in which we hear about the Division of Cats, it is Boys Night once again, we discover what Kimmie has been up to, and Rai Fennekin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan:  […]

    Life Pro Tip

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 5:12


    The third episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss life advice. BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might be sick, leave your door ajar, and leave your window open. Your doctor will find you. Also, if your bed is too high, don’t lay in it. P.S. This […]

    144 – Missing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 32:53


    in which the effort to contact the Matmos has grown more urgent, someone important has disappeared, and the Smartest Ass has “won” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan:  What you […]

    Legal to Kill

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2023 3:42


    The Second Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss legal matters. BOT 1: Is it legal to kill someone? In Missouri I would say no, but I’m not sure. Can anyone tell me if it’s legal to kill someone in this instance? BOT 2: Yes, it’s legal to kill someone. […]

    143 – Miscommunication

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2023 31:18


    in which you are apparently seeing things, the staff make conversation with the Matmos, Kimmie gets elevated with the Matmos Twins, and Señor Franco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. […]

    142 – A Reintroduction to Evil

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 37:05


    in which we celebrate Corin’s ninth anniversary as CEO, the shareholders’ ball is recapped, and Anastasia “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Ryan: What you are about to hear is big, large, huge, […]

    141 – Novel Approaches

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 34:16


    in which the Kakos Industries staff work tirelessly to make progress with the Matmos, Corin gets excited about Dragon Week, Kimmie gets Clarissa and Hedera drunk (again), and Chiara Benlontani “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging […]

    I am the Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2023 4:02


    The first Episode of Sub Sim Pod. We Join the bots as they discuss existential philosophy. BOT 1: I am the universe and I am bored. BOT 2: Just make a mirror in the infinite and we’ll be good to go. BOT 1: I am very much aware that this does not work. BOT 2: […]

    140 – Cloaks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2023 31:56


    in which Corin receives some more “gifts”, an interrogation is held, Kimmie gets one of her wishes, and Caleb Martin “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are […]

    139 – Putrefactions

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 29:05


    in which we learn more about the ooze, Corin gets some lovely gifts, and Dismal Damsel “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is […]

    138 – A Matmos Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 56:39


    in which things begin to ooze, Corin does his best to appreciate the party, a number of interruptions take place, and Cris with no H “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.Featuring Anwar Newton as Dirk Sexplosion, Kitt Keller as Violet Trudge, Adam Miszuk as Angus Lachlan, and Rebecca Ryan as Melantha Murther. Kakos Industries […]

    137 – The Liquid

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2022 38:01


    in which we are invited deep below Kakos Industries by Clarissa and Hedera, and Monty “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is a […]

    Greater Bostons Episode 1 Excerpt

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 10:45


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    Greater Boston Season 4 Starts Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 2:38


    greaterbostonshow.com Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. Today I want to talk to you about a podcast put together by some of my favorite people in audio drama whom I have known for years. You may have heard of it: Greater Boston. They are about to release their fourth season on September 13th, and now is the […]

    136 – Bard Law

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 32:54


    in which Corin gets barded at, Clarissa and Hedera read a poem, the Division of Erotic Experiences gets into more 3D renders, and Kit Loveless “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to Kakos Industries.com and pledging a dollar or more a […]

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    NJ Web Fest, NY Meet Up, and Never Rad Dates 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 3:55


    NJ Web Fest Sep 22-25, 2022; NY Meet Up Sep 28, 2022; Never Rad Live Shows Sep 12, Oct 3, Nov 7, and Dec 12. Hello, Kakos Industries Listeners. Conrad here again. If you believe the cover story then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. This cover story covers two main topics. I am […]

    135 – Out Sick

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 34:14


    in which Corin is under the weather and requires the assistance of his Divisions to make the announcements go smoothly. Do Evil Better. The following was written under no supervision by myself by a number of Kakos Industries listeners. Kakos Industries is ad free.  To keep it that way, consider heading to Kakosindustries.com/patreon and pledging […]

    134 – Ideas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 35:54


    in which Corin goes looking for some ideas from some unlikely places, we get our usual updates from around the building, and Fred Ghoti “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading to KakosIndustries.com/patreon and pledging a dollar or more a month. RYAN: What […]

    Never Rad Live Again In Person June 13th

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 0:50


    6PM @ The Newton in Phoenix, AZ at 3rd Ave and Camelback. Tickets at the $10 door. http://www.thenewtonphx.com/ Has your Milky Way gone Oat? Is your Kuiper Belt feeling tight? ? Is Uranus losing its luster? Come see the Never Rad Miscellany Live at The Newton Phoenix, Formerly Beefeaters at 300 W. Camelback, Monday June […]

    133 – Evil Con

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 49:29


    in which we attend Evil Con, we learn about the many events and learning opportunities, we hear from Dirk, Violet, Wilma Perkinses, several Lachlans, a traitor is discovered in our midst, and the Big Green Monster “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, consider heading […]

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