Just 2 girls who love romance novels, especially by Julia Quinn (Yes the name is a nod to her book within a book, the Mad Baron). This is who we are, what we love about romances, and how we feel about the ones we are reading.
Did we take the entire summer off from the podcast without realizing it? Yes. Did we manage to read and find joy? Sorta! We are counting all wins big and small and we hope everyone else is too. We so appreciate those that are still listening to us ramble about the things we love. We are discussing the absolute brilliance that is REEL by Kennedy Ryan, this one took us through our emotions in a way that was so deftly crafted we decided to make it a...multi(?)-parter. We aren't sure how many episodes but it will be more than one!
Happy Endings Ahoy!! This episode we talk about HER SCOTTISH ROGUE by Dahlia Rose. We got a sexy lady pirate and an equally sexy Scottish pirate. We get into our feelings about what we want in our pirate heroines but ultimately loved this duo, flawed continuity and all.
Dear Gentle Listener, By now we are all fully enamored and indoctrinated into the Bridgerton universe and all things Regency. And it comes as no surprise that these two Lusty Intellectuals have thoughts and struggles with this offering from ShondaLand and Julia Quinn. There was lots to love and plenty to raise a dubious, duke-ish brow at as well. Join us if you too had some gut feelings about the series that did not align with all the seemingly universal gushing of the ton!
We have been deep in survival mode the last few months. How about you all? We wanted to take this episode to just talk about a book we loved and felt real joy while reading for the first time in a really long time! We hope everyone is taking care of themselves in whatever capacity you are able to and finding ways to feel hopeful about the future. As always thanks for listening xo
Hi, Hello, Hey there! We know this episode does not find you well! And that's okay, we are not performing wellness under these traumatic conditions, no ma'am. We are fully embracing the reality we find ourselves in and giving ourselves a chance to be a little messy and just talk about what joys we have found in this time. We are 100% a homegrown podcast so please be patient with us as we marvel at our small technological successes of being able to record better audio from separate locations this episode. Books we discuss: Beautiful and Dirty by Katrina Jackson, The Hitman by Katrina Jackson, The Wicked West by Victoria Dahl, Get a Life, Chloe Brown by Talia Hibbert, Get A Clue, Dani Brown by Talia Hibbert, Mating the Huntress by Talia Hibbert, Harbor by Rebekah Weatherspoon, The Love Sisters series by Christina C Jones, The Bear and The Barista by Rebel Carter
Look at this point in the quarantine we all just need a garbage sex movie with a devastatingly sexy Italian man in it. Plot? What plot? And yet somehow we have lots to say! Join us as we continue the ongoing discourse about this Netflix movie that is, for whatever lizard brained reason, impossible to look away from.
In this episode, we are joined by Dani from BlackChickLit & The Ice Planet Pod, who loves Alyssa Cole as much as we do! Sex goats, Ninja Turtles, childhood crushes, chicken romance games, dismantling systems of oppression, and a cameo from a cat. It all makes sense in this episode. Join us as we gush over Nya & Johan's love story. They are 2 imperfect people with baggage who love and support each other as they work through their baggage & we loved every minute, plus Johan's glutes. As Dani says in this episode "romance is a good escape when everything is shit". *We recorded this episode in January 2020.*CW parental abuse & gaslighting
"The best part of waking up, is some morning smut!" At long last we have the supreme honor of reviewing Ms. Charish Reid's second book HEARTS ON HOLD!!! John is the sexy librarian we didn't know we needed but was so easy to fall in love with, a man that knew his worth and how to use his words! Where do we find a man that'll flirt with poetry and puns?? Where? And Victoria as a type-A personality and a vixen alter ego that was very much our thing. There's so much to love in this book and we hope everyone will go out and read it!!
This episode was recorded before social distancing and safer at home orders were in place, so if we say something outdated its because we recorded this weeks ago. We hope everyone is staying healthy and sane in these times and truly thank you for choosing to listen to us and we hope this episode brightens your day! In this episode we learn all kinds of vocabulary words and explore the dark, kinky world Katee Robert has created in her Villains series.
We love a smart woman who owns her intelligence & so does our hero! A man who nerds out so he can talk to his crush? Yes please! Join us as we review Talk Sweetly to Me by Courtney Milan. Between his puns & her nerdy flirting, we never stood a chance. This episode also includes an extra epilogue (by us) because sometimes we need an extra happy ending.
This episode we seriously consider if Bobbi needs to update her dating profile because it turns out we love a tatted, direct, emotionally intelligent ginger. Grumpy Jake by Melissa Blue gave us all the feels and lots to consider and think about in a low-angst, delightful and HOT, HOT sexy book just the way we like it!
Happy New Year! We start this year with 20 years of pining! Oh wait excuse us, 18 years of pining! Every New Year by Katrina Jackson had us screaming at the hero & heroine to say something! Laughing at their interactions, crying when they are hurting, & ultimately cheering for their happy ending, which was LONG overdue. Get ready for a lot of sidebars & tons of laughter.
We're back! In this episode get ready to fall in love with a bisexual witch & a bisexual Scotsman. In this episode we laugh, we sing, we talk politics, & discuss pegging! Xeni by Rebekah Weatherspoon is as fun & educational as every book she writes. We survived 2019 & this is the perfect book to end the year with!
Who doesn't love a fairy tale goulash?? This episode we review No One Loves Like Gaston, Book 1 in the Villains Ever After series by Siren Allen. Where Gaston falls in love for realsies with someone other than Belle! Buckle up as a punch drunk Bobbi and Ellen do their level best to review this scrumptious and bonkers world that Siren Allen has created.
Time Travel. Fated Mates. Werewolves. A Viking.What didn't we love? In this Episode we are reminded of how twisted we are when it comes to shifter romances & what we like in a hero. Happy All Hallow's Eve!
In this monstrously long episode we deep dive into all of the ways this book spoke to the trials of living and dating in a digital age. We love us some Alisha Rai and we just could not skimp on the details of this love story that hits on some many relevant topics.
Part 2 of the Bride Test we get deep into squee territory. Khai and Esme get their HEA and we could not possibly have loved it more. Also turns out we not only do we review Romances this episode we also review a new toy! Happy listening friends!
Remember that first time you read a romance and really rooted for those characters to get that HEA? When they hurt, you hurt, when they swooned, you swooned. All that magic? That's what Helen Hoang brought to THE BRIDE TEST. Get ready for a whole episode of Ellen convincing Bobbi that everything Khai does is sexy even when he doesn't mean to be.
This episode we review SO SWEET by Rebekah Weatherspoon. What better way to round out your summer TBR than with this delicious novella about a sugar daddy that quite possibly looks like a perfectly matured Keanu Reeves and his sugar baby that is in it for the emotional connection more than the finances. And we discuss breaking up with a female friend and how painful it can be, even when its for the best. We love a caretaker hero and we know we can always count on Rebekah Weatherspoon to deliver!
Join us in this episode where we try to figure out British slang and revel in the mastery of Talia Hibbert's cozy small town romance. Where else can we get a fluffernutter blacksmith hero and a prickly pear heroine than Ravenswood? This book is the perfect way to wrap up the series or read as standalone. Truly you can never go wrong with a Talia Hibbert romance.
This episode we are recapping ADONIS LINE by Dakota Gray. If you're into a beta hero whose kink is whatever gets his partner off, are you ever in for a treat! Tarek and Nina have us all
Is this an Alyssa Cole stan podcast? Yes, yes it is. This episode we want you to drop everything so we can tell you all about another novella in the Relucatant Royals series, ONCE GHOSTED, TWICE SHY. Because really everyone should know that Likotsi, a self proclaimed Dandy Queen, could Get. It. And we are not sorry.
This is a episode we got so deep in our feelings. We laughed, we cried, we laughed some more and then we swooned So. Hard. THIRSTY by Mia Hopkins took us on the best kind of emotional rollercoaster ride. When does that next book come out?? Gimme all of 'em!
This episode we dive into a paranormal shifter romance with a side of super sleuth-ing. We have a Romanian alpha bear that's not shy about getting on his knees for the heroine and a witch after our own heart. We chat about hot takes that nobody asked for, recent political news and debut our new name!
If you love Magic Mike XXL as much as we do then this is the book for you! Strippers, male bonding, an adorable puppy, and a lot of very hot sexy times. What more could you ask for?! In this episode, we devour the treat that is Stripped by Zoey Castile. And yes here is gushing.
This episode we stan a boss fangirl finding love with an equally nerdtastic dreamboat. I'm not sure if we found enough of the right words to express our glee, but we surely sucked up a lot of oxygen wheezing for breath and sighing over all the juicy, gushy, goodness that is Reggie and Gus.
In this Part 2 we finish up Crashing Into Her by Mia Sosa.We admit that we might be high maintenance AF, our curiosity about sex clubs and qualitative research is piqued and we ponder why women are so danged mysterious #sarcasm We really giggle our way through this one!
One of our favorite secondary characters in a series gets her HEA in this one, and we love every pervy pun along the way. We need 2 episodes to fully appreciate Crashing Into Her by Mia Sosa. Part 1 is all about compression shirts, smoking hot reggaeton dance offs, and tangents about dicks out in Target.
This episode we become full indoctrinated in Romancelandia reading our first Beverly Jenkins novel! We are now official. Desntiny's Captive hit all those historical sweet spots that we love and crave! Dive into this book with us as we discuss a lady pirate and the guy who whose boat she stole!TW: discussion of rape, kidnapping, and imprisonment
A story with a Chris Evans look a like, face riding, & food porn galore. Yes please & thank you! Lots of sexy consent & a fast moving plot which sucked us in & fulfilled all our fangirl expectations. Tikka Chance on Me by Suleika Snyder rocked our socks right off!
In Part 2 of A Duke by Default we made it to the sex! You know we're all about the sex. We loved everything about this book. And like Part 1 we spent a lot of time in our feelings.
Join us for Part 1 of our review of A Duke by Default. For those still following us, you knew what this was! We are a bit messy on plot & long on sighs, and groans, and feeling our feelings out loud. Alyssa Cole does a number on us. WE. LOVED. IT. Like all good things we took our time with this one. This is a slow burn that we loved savoring.
Praise Frosty, Santa, Mrs. Badass Claus, & Rudolph too for the ooey gooey gem that is Wrapped! Be prepared for a lot of out loud laughter & then some very real tears. Maybe read this without an audience... ;) We did some ruminating on our 10th episode.
All of our extra is completely appropriate. We fell in love with 2 men at the same time. We also realized that small town life can be fan-fucking-tastic!
We have all been Dani at some point in our lives and the negative self-talk hit a little close to home. We definitely open up more in this episode about our own self-work and how sometimes it takes another to help get us through it the way Toni helps Dani. Because let's be honest, that's what good dick will do for you!
Everyone is talking about this book, and so are we! Get ready for a total gush fest. We fan girl hard all things Talia Hibbert and Mating the Huntress. This may be the episode we realized what perverts we are, and we aren't sad about it.
This episode is all about fated mates & pheromones. Lots of wine was consumed, which led to lots of laughter and lots of fun. It's a cute, quick, easy read. But definitely read the first book in the series so this book makes sense.
Tangents upon tangents, chicken blood, & dick soap. The plot is very dense, with lots of very realistic external conflict, very well written. The romance arc moves a little slower and the heat level is low. This is a curse heavy episode. And we had very strong opinions about the characters throughout.
We fell in love with the characters and Naima SImone in this book. We cover #MeToo, female pleasure, and why men should read romance. Get ready for a gush fest because we mostly just talked about how much we loved it!
Lots of spoilers. We fan girled hard on this book so we decided to gush about our love of this book instead of reviewing Pretending He's Mine. That review will happen after the next one.
Just 2 girls who love romance novels, especially by Julia Quinn (yes the name is a nod to her book within a book, the Mad Baron). This is who we are, what we love about romances, and how we feel about the ones we are reading.