Meat Slap Podcast

BBQ and Ham are joined by the AMAZING Myq Kaplan. (myqkaplan)Myq Kaplan is an award winning comedian that's been featured on anything you can probably think of. The Meat Slap and PAAC have had the pleasure of doing a lot of Zoom shows with Myq during the whole pandemic, so we figured WHY NOT!? Let's get spooky! Well, they definitely get... spiritual? It's a fantastic episode that goes down many deep rabbit holes and rides many "waves" if you will. Slap that spooky meat!bethysbarkery.comblackpondbrews.compoopmap.net 

This episode is a late, but better late then never. BBQ and Ham were joined by comedian and friend Miles Mortali. Miles has an interesting take, because he was on a paranormal investigation team in college called P.I.R.O. but he now a devout Christian. This is a very interesting episode and it shows the other side of things after a very science based episode the week before. CHECK IT OUT!Slap that gosh darn spooky meat y'all!!checkout our sponsors:bethysbarkery.comblackpondbrews.compoopmap.netericpunkins.com 

We have a FANTASTIC episode! BBQ and Ham are joined by the one and only Liz from Bethy's Barkery! (bethysbarkery.com)Liz has the ability to receive messages from spirits and has the stories to back it up. She talks about her abilities throughout her entire life, and while clearly being a believer, Liz brings so much science to the conversation to back up her arguments. This episode is truly thought provoking the entire time. Sit back, listen, and let's hear a scary story. checkout our sponsors:bethysbarkery.comblackpondbrews.compoopmap.net 

Here it is. BBQ and Ham listen to Duke Mulberry's recording's from spending the night at the Lizzie Borden house. Saying it's wild is a complete understatement. You might need to listen to this recording multiple times. The tapes start at 2:49 in. Enjoy! Slap that meat! 

BBQ and Ham are back with another edition of spooky meat stories! This time they are joined by New Hampshire comedian Duke Mulberry, Duke has a lot of great stories, even running comedy shows with mediums and paranormal investigators. This one definitely has some head-scratcher moments. Slap that meat!bethysbarkery.comblackpondbrews.compoopmap.netericpunkins.com 

Today is the first of many cool episodes to come. After so much feedback after us talking about paranormal stuff and mediums we decided to do a SPOOKY mini series and talk cool ghost stories with some of our friends and fans. This was the first go at it and it does not disappoint. We are joined by Audrey (Ham's college roomate) and her soon to be husband Kris. Audrey is a skeptic much like BBQ and Kris and Ham are team GHOST 100%There is a great series of stories that lead right up to a GRAND FINALE that is extra extra spooky.BBQ and Ham still manage to tie a week worth of chaos to explain how you can travel for 5 days straight for paint parties and no sleep. JOIN a paint party today at fb.me/paintthetownradCheckout our sponsors:blackpondbrews.combethysbarkery.compoopmap.netSLAP THAT (SPOOKY) MEAT Y'ALL. 

BBQ and Ham are back to the funny! after another break, that they explain,they are in full speed ahead mode. They hit the fuck out of the riff  bowl. They get into a very interesting topic of what happens to you after you die. Very interesting and great episode.Pumpkins and Brieana are back with their segments. 

What a doozy this episode is. BBQ and Ham are again joined by Pumpkins and Brieana. The Four Horsemen talk about a wide array of things until they eventually end at the... RIFFBOWL.The Riffbowl takes them down some weird roads but basically by the end the show is just a karaoke bar after last call. This is a great listen.Cher, Pearl Jam, and all of Creed were live in the studio with us doing this podcast. 

This such a great episode. You ever do comedy in a car for 3 and a half hours? They lost electricity last week during the hurricane for days so this episode is just catching everyone up to speed. Lots of wild shit in this week's episode! It's the Four Horsmen, our Mount Crushmore, BBQ, Ham, Pumpboii, WoodWAR, all those people.This episode is tow-able bathrooms Pt. II MEATSLAPPODCAST.COMPUBLICACCESSANDCHILL.COM

The whole squad is in the building (on zoom) Ham and BBQ zoom in with Brieana and Pumpkins after another fabulous night  filled with LIVE ACTION at the Hungry Tiger open microphone .  They talk about a lot of random things and then smack the RIFFBOWL. They get into what they all think is the grossest food and definitely dive in to relationship pet peeves. This is a fun one for you and your loved one to curl up to and slap that meat together while listening to us slap our meat.  HAVE A MEATASTIC DAY Y'ALL. 

Another live zoom episode where BBQ and Ham are joined by Pumpkins and Brieana. They're fresh off a 3 hour virtual open mic and ready for all these BIG announcements. 

Ham and BBQ are joined live by Pumpkins and Brieana. They shoot the shit and scream before they head to the Hungry Tiger Open Mic. Then they all zoom chat after the mic once everyone is home and recap the whole night/more screaming.Great episode! Make sure to checkout blackpondbrews.combethysbarkery.compoopmap.netpublicaccessandchill.comand of course! meatslapppodcast.comSLAP THAT MEAT

This is a short boii but it's the riff set from episode 40. Enjoy! 

Today is a special episode and a Meat Slap FIRST! Ham and BBQ are joined LIVE on Zoom with Eric PUNkins and Brieana Woodward! They are fresh off a 3 hour Virtual Tiger Open Mic but that doesn't stop them for being hilarious for another 90 minutes.Eric Pumpkins intros his own segment Right Place Wronged Pumpkin (now sponsored by ericpunkins.com) and receives immediate backlash in a live PEGGING PUMPKINS that does not disappoint. Huge new development in DOLLAR GENERAL DRAMA. Who pooped in the parking lot?Speaking of poop, check out Poop Map! Download the app at any app store or check out poopmap.netThere's a crazy set of mappers of the week this week! And don't forget live comedy July 11 at Black Pond Brews in Danielson, CT! Go to blackpondbrews.com to reserve tickets before it sells out.AND HEYYYYY!!! You love dogs right? Especially yours? Well, you need to go to bethysbarkery.com and order the best treats for your pup DELIVERED RIGHT TO YOU. BOOM. Have a great day! Slap all the meats. 

Riff Set from Episode 39 featuring Eric Fuck Pumpkins. ericpunkins.com 

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From episode 38. Lou Bega is not in this episode. Oh fucking well. 

What a week. They are ragged. They start the podcast slow and tired. The Meat Gang is in full swing with live events again. They talk about repotting their houseplants, all the free shirts they got this week, BBQ has a new Pumpkins impression, and then they HIT THE RIFFBOWL.You find out about the Riff Bowl's dad, The Idea Box, which is pretty permanently mounted on their wall. CURSED. This brings on riffs mostly making candles, clocks, and people that blame their problems on internet troubleshooting. "Oh something crazy must be going on, on the internet."Go fuck yourself. Pumpkins and Brieana have a co meltdown? argument? conversation? segment? Like episode 5,000 of Right Place Wronged Pumpkin and Episode 3 or Pegging Pumpkins. Brian gets better at his Pumpkins impression. They did 3 shows this week that were all completely different.1. an outdoor yard 2. a virtual comedy show3. an indoor open mic (the re-open mic)It's the wild west in this lawless episode. Check out Bethy's Barkery (https://www.bethysbarkery.com/) and Black Pond Brews. If you want tickets to the show at Black Pond JUNE 27 you can buy tickets at https://www.blackpondbrews.com/Shout out Don Tigers! Keep on mapping and slapping y'all! 

Short Riff Set from Episode 37. It was a pretty serious episode for once so we all did like one riff out of the riff bowl, the mall. 

This episode is one of many wrongings. We almost called the episode The Great Wrongening...but feet are weird. Just like teeth. The Meat Beater was acting up but Eric Pumpkins came in and saved the day! He gave them a ride, Ham became a master mechanic, and then BBQ and Pumpkins hosted the first VIRTUAL TIGER OPEN MICROPHONE. So much chaos.Ham and Pumpkins talk a lot about spicing up BBQ's wardrobe and his feet. But then for egg stability, Pumpkins and Brieana go at it in another segment of Pegging Pumpkins! The best part of this episode is Pumpkins is HERE to defend his wrongings this week, and boy, oh boy does he. 

Riff Set from Episode 36. 

**** THERE WAS OVERLAY WITH THE FIRST MINUTE AND THE INTRO SONG, I REUPLOADED THE FILE AND THIS SHOULD NOW BE THE NEW FIXED FILE. - bbq  Description: Hey there mappers and slappers! We have a fun new episode for ya!BIG NEWS! We have a NEW sponsor to the podcast! Do you love dogs? Check out Bethy's Barkery for all the BEST dog treats and accessories for your pup! https://www.bethysbarkery.com/Today was day 84 and the last daily installment of Virtual Writer's Group so the gang was a little sad today, but that doesn't stop them from hitting the FUCK out of the NOT GENERIC RIFF BOWL!!!!!Besides Pumpkins having a meltdown WE HAVE A NEW SEGMENT.Ham and BBQ no longer will be trying to wrap up Eric Pumpkins meltdowns because now we have the amazing BRIEANA WOODWARD to do it in her new segment to the show "Pegging Pumpkins" to take that dude down a peg. It is a wild, wild, wild, co-meltdown. More info soon about everyone's half real life, half virtual comedy as we all enter Phase One of re-opening up stand up comedy.meatslapodcast.compublicaccessandchill.com is still live EVERY SATURDAY whether it's the Virtual Comedy Show or the podcast live at the one and only BLACK POND BREWS https://www.blackpondbrews.com/Keep on mapping and slapping! Stay safe y'all! - Meat Slap 

Some new bonus content. Since our new segment hitting the riff bowl has gotten so much positive feedback, and has replaced the meat segment, we've decided to start uploading just the riff set portions from the podcast. Just a quick recap of all the solid jokes and riffs.From Episode 35 

The George Floyd Protests are all the world is talking about. America is at a tipping point for racial injustices. We need reform. We need to create a world where we are, not only in fact all created equal, but one where each and everyone one of us are also treated as equals. We all need to treat each other as fellow human beings. Too many people have been voiceless for far too long, and we all need to take a long look in the mirror. We all need to ask ourselves, am I doing the right thing? Am I doing everything I can? Chaotic times aside, BBQ and Ham do have funny moments, from the one riff killer riff bowl session that was suppposed to be about the mall but goes into sooooo much more.We love everyone. Stay safe. Slap that meat.

God Bless America! Ammiright folks? BBQ and Ham come in hot opening the show talking about how Connecticut is doing in Phase One of its Re-Opening plan. A lot of wrongings took place. Then they hit the fuck out of the Riff Bowl. Their new "meat" is them doing riffs and just riffing out the funny. They do not disappoint. They talk about all the fun shows, art, and writing sessions they've been doing. Everything is happy in this American utopia. Slap THAT MEAT! Or... riffs? Riff Slap??? Eric Pumpkins still might be boiling hot dogs and may have changed his name to Eric Cumkins? Find out what the fuck is even going on! 

The first of some new bonus content. Since our new segment hitting the riff bowl has gotten so much positive feedback, and has replaced the meat segment, we've decided to start uploading just the riff set portions from the podcast. Just a quick recap of all the solid jokes and riffs.From Episode 34 

There's so much chaos going on in the world. A lot states are re-opening, Connecticut actually starts today. People fear the pandemic might only get worse...but Ham Clancy sharted again. Yes. It was peanuts again too. This sick dad dump was a nightmare that would put any campfire story to shame. The format is absolute fire. BBQ and Ham hit the riff bowl for a good amount of time talking about their worst dates, cellphones, and space. It's a really funny set. We'd put it against any comedy half hour. BLAM BLAMTime is just getting away from them with so many virtual projects going on they can't keep up. Seriously, BBQ got a date wrong and started a show a whole day early wondered why almost no one showed up. but the real meat... the juicy meat... is the unveiling the biggest conspiracy theory of the year. Boilgate 2020. Yes, it's real. Yes it's important. Morgan, oatygirl on Poop Map, dropped hard evidence stating the Meat Slap Podcast's own, Eric Pumpkins, in fact, BOILS HIS HOT DOGS. The fans, the podcast, PAAC, all protested with outrage. Further investigation has led to other theories, stating, Pumpkins also doesn't have nipples. Check out the episode to find out, who, what, where, when, and why! And as always, keep mapping and slapping those dumps y'all! DON'T CLOG THE SHITTER. Follow the gang on Poop Map @:BBQ (Meat Slap Podcast)Ham (Meat Slap Podcast)Pumpkins (Meat Slap Podcast)watchpublicaccessandchillpublicaccessandchill.com - - - - - SATURDAY SHOWCASE, EVERY SATURDAY 9PM ESTThis weeks headliner: Casey Crawfordmeatslappodcast.commeatslapodcast.com/merch 

It's episode 34 and the rule books are going out the window. Ham and BBQ decide to just go raw and just jump in with the riff bowl. They hit the bowl for a while and just riff some really funny stories. They both talk about their grandmas, a lot. The riff bowl is all over the place, and afterwards, do a quick recap, and then it's just Pumpkins and then Poop Map. The riffs were so mint they barely had time for all their other segments. This episode is better than any handjob guaranteed. It's a fun, new, and refreshing style they use for this episode. Sit back, and let's hit the RIFF BOWL. Virtual Writer's Group on Zoom: 940 6969 6767Myq Kaplan Show on Zoom 5/16 - 912 3846 7890 Password: HAHA That day is also Virtual Writer's Group #60. HAPPY TWO MONTHS. publicaccessandchill.commeatslappodcast.com

This might be the best morning drive so far. 2. YES. 2 gmcfosho remixes plus so much more.Have a wonderful day. Slap some meat. 

This episode is special.Mainly because BBQ and Ham were too lazy to walk into their studio so they did the episode in bed. Which means it has a lot of MUSICAL ELEMENTS. They talk a lot about the behind the scenes processes with all the projects and show they are producing with Zoom. Ham set a WORLD RECORD! It's a huge video game achievement, we're so proud of her!Then in the hardcore meat, they really dive into some crazy shit! Don Tigers has gone fucking goddamn bonkers and turned into Don Hungry Tiger King, all while BBQ and Ham go mad with cabin fever. That's right, we got some tunes for ya! Inspired by the Virtual Writer's Group, they dive into some songs that have been stuck in their heads the past few days. As always Eric Pumpkins has a somewhat unjustified meltdown and Poop Map is a DUMP this week. There's some....POOOOOOOOOOP DRAMAAAAAAAAAA! Check it out!Have a great day! :) 

Yeah. That's right. Pumpkins sharted, let's solve this mystery. BBQ and Ham have a lot of deep talks varying from writing, especially how their Virtual Writer's Group is growing and growing. The riffs are getting spicier and spicier. They have more talks about keto, health, Public Access and Chill on Roku now, hotdogs, and HEY Lisa Gail even wrote a god damn coronavirus song that they blast. If you're not ready to slap all the goddamn meat, don't even bother listening BECAUSE...they play.....                JUST ADD MAYOThe hit game show where Ham asks BBQ a mayo based trivia question, and if he gets it wrong, he has to eat a big glob of mayo. It's always a wild time. 

Ham has been wronged by Pumpkins. Pumpkins has been wronged by BBQ. There's a lot of drama and a lot of farting. This episode fucking slaps. It's like being on Hell's Kitchen. It slaps the most because HOLY SHIT, a huge announcement. Their sketch team/TV Channel Public Access and Chill is now a Roku Channel. That's right download the Public Access and Chill app on Roku for FREE available on all Roku products. Streaming Channels > Comedy > Public Access and Chill and of course you can still see everything at publicaccessandchill.com Poop Map is very cool this week. We get back to the basics of what makes a good poop. Virtual Writer's Group is strong as fuck and still everyday, the Saurday Zoom shows are fire, and NOW WE HAVE A ROKU CHANNEL. 

Brian Barbecue, without even 24 hours notice, decided that he was going to go live, on Zoom April 16th, 2020 at 4:20pm EST and do all the jokes (not monologue jokes) that he had written in the past 30 days doing the Virtual Writer's Group Everyday. The audio is unedited, but he did add music (original stuff he made) over the jokes to "jazz" it up. Enjoy. Some are good. Some are bad. That's the beauty of it. https://www.facebook.com/Virtual-Writers-Group-112177307075772/EVERYDAY on Zoom 7pm EST940 6969 6797, message for the pASSword. 

BBQ and Ham are back at it again. They've been writing every still in the Virtual Writer's Group and watching a depressing amount of 'Married at First Sight'Just our luck right after we recorded this episode OF COURSE there is a NEW Virtual Writer's Group number. Join in EVERYDAY at 7pm EST on Zoom @ 940 6969 6797, message us or the facebook for the password. Their virtual writer's group has been so great and their virtual shows are going even better!Join the Virtual Meat Slap Open Mic every Friday on Zoom at 9pm EST in the Virtual Writer's Group at again: 940 6969 6797AND you can watch the Virtual Meatslap Comedy live on Zoom and be part of the interaction OR watch live on publicaccessandchill.com EVERY SATURDAY at 9pm ESTOther than that they've just been farting and watching TV.Pumpkins has a legit epic meltdown. Someone do a wellness check for him on Poop Map.Downoload the Poop Map App.Stay safe y'all!!! Take a stimulus dump. 

What a wild week it's been. So many new sketches from Public Access and Chill. Check out publicaccessandchill. com to see them all. A NEW Charlene Cuisine Shortie Short, plus a weekly talk show with Dill Prickles, and a weekly comedy showcase! Honestly, Meat Slap is busier than ever these days. Oh yeah. Fuck Dr. Dental in Manchester, CT. Actually all of them. The real meltdown between Ham, BBQ, and Pumpkins is about how people are posting vague things on social media. GIVE US YOUR DRAMA, WE ARE BOOOOOOOORED.Make sure to check out The Virtual Writer's Group everyday on Zoom 7pm EST at 308 309 634, you have to message them to get the password, but if you're a fan or you already know it's easy. It's a fun meat-tastic bowl we like to use and it's all caps, okkkkkkkkkkkk? HINT HINT. For everything else you can check out their quarantine schedule at daddywoke.com and as always meatslappodcast.com 

WOW! It a time period where everything is canceled it seems like Ham and BBQ couldn't be busier. They are just going live EVERY DAY on Zoom for the VIRTUAL WRITER'S GROUPhttps://www.facebook.com/Virtual-Writers-Group-112177307075772/Virtual Writer’s Group 7pm EST via Zoom: 308 309 634 (message for password)It has been so great for them! They are writing jokes constantly, and they even have a NEW segment called, "Sloppy Monologue Jokes", BOY OH BOY IT'S A FUCKING DOOZY!They talk about their set new schedule with- the Public Access and Dill Live Streams, which are now EVERY THURSDAY @ 2pm EST @ publicaccessandchill.com - The Unhappy Hour, Brian going live reading from his book 'The Liquor Store Chronicles', answering questions, telling stories not in the book, shooting the shit LIVE EVERY MONDAY @ 3pm EST live just straight up on his personal dumb facebook:facebook.com/brian.barganier.7BUY THE BOOK:meatslappodcast.com/merchBefore they dive into the meat, they went and taped a 2 hour other show halfway through the episode. It's a two marathon chunkfest.Brian declares a truce with Dollar General. Ham screams Brian has a nice penis. NOT WEIRD. and then THEY'RE GLISTENING.I'm glistening. I'm glistening. The new number one hit at Meat Slap Studios. They introduce a NEW feature to POOP MAP. Download the Poop Map app and MAP AND SLAP those dumps! Poop Map, PROUD (so proud)sponsor of THE MEAT SLAP PODCAST. Follow: - Ham (Meat Slap Podcast)- BBQ (Meat Slap Podcast)- Pumpkins (Meat Slap Podcast)- watchpublicaccessandchillTo see the schedule they have going you can find it TEMPORARILY at daddywoke.com or right here. THANK YOU

They've been couped up for over a week now on quarantine. BOY! There's still a lot to recap! They talk a lot about their new Virtual Writer's Group now on Zoom. Unforntunately the Meeting # is not accurate in the episode anymore, it will change daily so check it out every day 7PM EST at:https://www.facebook.com/Virtual-Writers-Group-112177307075772/Which intros their NEW segment "The Sloppy News" where they try their best monologue jokes from the week of writing! They talk about the origins of Public Access and Chill legend Dill Prickles and mayhem over at the Dollar General. They will be doing an open mic EVERY FRIDAY and a paid showcase EVERY SATURDAY in the Zoom Meeting of the VWG day of. Check out the article in this sunday's Hartford Courant about everything the Meat Slap Crew is doing to keep comedy alive in CT and around the world. meatslappodcast.compublicaccessandchill.com @daddyporkchops@hamclancy@meatslappodcast

Everyone is quarantined. Here's a sex playlist for ya. Stay safe out there! 

WOW! It's the show's 6 month anniversary and the world is in a pandemic! Go figure! This episode tries to be as light hearted and genuine as possible, but it's tough 100% of the time because the world has completely changed in this past week alone, so the making of the episode shifts rapidly. If you remember last episode with a meltdown from BBQ at the Hungry Tiger Open Mic, so business as usual. The recap arcs through show dwindling, to not recommended, to bar and restaurants being shutdown across the nation. From going to normal bar shows, to specialty shows and being packed, to having to do a set in front of their phones streaming it, it's been an epic ride. Ham met her hero at a show. A lady in the best of spirits and very supportive of everyone experiencing anal. Ham also has a set so legendary that a real life BUTT DOCTOR (Gastroenterologist) felt the need to go up and talk to the crowd for a few minutes after her set (but right before BBQ's, yay!)We send our love to June and June's Outback Pub in Killingworth, CT. Your support will never be forgotten, thank you for not only being the best venue, but the best people. If we weren't going to have a live show for the forseeable future, we're glad you got to be our last one. The Meat however does bring the lightness back to the show. You find out Ham, since being a child, was and always will be A Meat Poker. Poking holes in the wrapping of meat at grocery stores. A monster. They talk a lot about their NEW show obsessions Mystery Diners and Hotel Impossible. Ham even stayed at one of the hotels they investigated. S4/E3. And BBQ talks about performing and terrorizing a bar that had been on Bar Rescue. There's so much Dollar General drama going on. I mean...it's a pandemic. Don't forget, people are buying everything. Eric Pumpkins joins in from his extreme quarantine isolation. He rants about people with several assholes, abandoned corned beef, tax things, EXPLODING corned beef, CT's Census, The Oak Barrel Tavern in Worchester, Massachusetts, Brocoli, the govenor of CT, and CT's Comic of the Week! They dive deep into Poop Map. Nows the time to be mapping and slapping those dumps y'all. Download the Poop Map app and follow:Ham (Meat Slap Podcast)BBQ (Meat Slap Podcast)Pumpkins (Meat Slap Podcast)They will also be doing tons of LIVE STREAMING! Checkout the NEW sketches at publicaccessandchill.comcheckout meatslappodcast.comCHECKOUT THE VIRTUAL WRITER'S GROUP. LIVE AT 7PM EVERYDAY. Peace. 

Brian put out a compilation of all his best bombs from 2018 and 2019. He released it for a free stream or you could download it for $1 on bandcamp. You still can here:https://adultpancake.bandcamp.com/track/ill-regret-this-twoBut now he has decided to put it here for free so more people can get enjoyment from it. Named I'll Regret This Two as a nod to his debut album he released back in 2015. So here it is in all of it's glory, 18 minutes of pure chaos of Brian Barganier bombing the whole way he knows how, like a mad man. ENJOY! 

Ham and BBQ are sick. They have the flu and that didn't slow them down one bit. While the world seems to be in chaos, well...so does their lives. The episode starts hot with BBQ having a full blown meltdown at a show he was just at, so much so he had made a diatribe on lesser social media about it, and he hijacked the recap to do so. It is...epic. Their recap is still pretty heavy, the week was full of amazing shows as they gradually just kept getting sicker, while their stage health kept them alive. The real meat however is full of more hate and drama. They talk about their hatred for the town of Norwich (besides Pistol Pete's) but FUCK YOU MOE'S AND TACO BELL. They finally just finished watching Mad Men and finished Season 1 of Love is Blind in 24 hours. Yeah...did I mention their super sick? Right Place Wronged Pumpkin panelist, Eric Pumpkins drops some fire truths this week from being wronged by 45 degree angles, Target, and a lot more things he took very personally. The Poop Map of the Week's are extra special because they are in depth thank you's to some of the strong mappers and slappers keeping this podcast alive in all of our butts. Follow them on Poop Map @Ham (Meat Slap Podcast)BBQ (Meat Slap Podcast)Pumpkins (Meat Slap Podcast)and for all their tour dates including Ham's Special Taping March 26th at Sea Tea Comedy Theater in Hartford, CT and stuff from their upcoming La Di Da Tour go to:meatslappodcast.com 

This episode is slaptastic! They start the episode with something new, answering questions you, the fans wrote in to the show on lesser social media. They go into a chunky recap with clips from Ham and BBQ from a hookah lounge and at PROUD SPONSOR of the podcast, Black Pond Brews. Did I mention they did a 3 hour hot dog dance party at the Old Saybrook Chili Fest???Once they get to the meat they talk about all the important things like fudge, Brian's NEW album out (yes he's put out two so far in 2020), their new favorite TV show "Prison Wives", the worst fart Brian's ever done, an epic Dollar General wronging, and then...THEY PLAY JUST ADD MAYO! The world's favorite game show. Get a question wrong, eat a spoonful of mayo, it's that simple...or...not so simple.  Eric Pumpkins brings forth an epic Right Place Wronged Pumpkins but we're all in agreement that the poop drama and the Poop Map's of the week are off the charts. SLAPTHATMEEEEEEEAT! 

This episode is probably the most jam packed 90 minute episode they've released so far. Ham comes in swinging immediately as she begins boasting about her epic shart that happened that day! They recap a huge week of shows, painting, Ham's cooking show Charlene Cuisine Season 2 premiered, they recorded more stuff at their tv studio, shooting a total of 4 NEW episode of their various tv shows this week.publicaccessandchill.com They even recorded later than usual so you get the Hungry Tiger in the recap as well. This episode really has it all because once they get into the MEAT of the episode it's another MUSICAL episode. These songs are some of the worst ever and they could not being more stuck in their heads. These songs stick with you like a plague, you're not ready for the cringing involved. BBQ discusses a new feud between Eric Pumpkins and himself before they dive into a new and fresh 'Right Place Wronged Pumpkins' which does NOT disappoint. This episode wouldn't be complete though without a huge Poop Map update and some epic POOP DRAMA! This episode just has too many to explain, like making your own nachos. Let's slap THAT MEAT!!!!!! 

This episode goes deep! Ham can't even contain herself, going into Poop Drama almost immediately! Which brings in the recap also within the first few minutes. What a string of shows they've had: two shows in Manchester (that bring up the topic of shitty hecklers), a Valentine's Day massacre (clips that span a few years included with meltdown), a book reading, and June's Outback Pub! This episode has been years in the making apparently. But it wasn't all bad comedy, they ran with the punches and kept up with the chaos of their show schedule. They did all this, mind you, while they bought a new BED (Bob-O-Pedic) and TV (Roku TV)! Maybe it's from the MONEY Ham made on Poop Map this week?? Yes, that's right, Poop Map is blowing up after going viral on Tik Tok. Besides pooping, there is a HUGE Dollar General Saga Update, that changes everything forever, and they play an important clip from their new obsession Undercover Boss. All this and so much more, check it out and...Branding is Everything™!You can hear Brian's Book Reading from The Grove (Milford, CT):https://meatslappodcast.podbean.com/e/bonus-episode-brians-book-reading-and-brutally-honest-qadiscussion/http://thegrovect.com/https://www.blackpondbrews.com/https://poopmap.net/meatslaphttps://www.facebook.com/Pixxiepins/http://publicaccessandchill.com/https://www.meatslappodcast.com/peggingtoys.com 

This night was one of a kind. Brian did another book reading of his book "The Liquor Store Chronicles" and boy is it a night to remember. A night lightly attended but 100% comedians, Brian decides to mix it up a little bit. With an opening and super sweet words from Ham Clancy, Brian decides to not only read passages but he gives the audience a look behind the curtain. He tells many stories that didn't make the cut of the book but WOW do they no disappoint. The night was a little over an hour, and slightly edited down to exclude some details to protect some people. You even hear the story of Brian's dreadful comedy "special" 'GRYLLIDAE' a performance of him bombing in front of a bowl of actual crickets. This show was intimate, special, and wild. ENJOY. Yes, that's Brian on piano at the end. This was live at the Grove in Milford, CT, what a fantastic and supportive art space, definitely check them out, where copies of the book are also available for purchase. 

DJ Quaaludes is back with another one for you, and just in time for Valentine's Day. Here's your playlist to bang to! You're welcome! Slap that meeeeeat!!!! 

WARNING: This episode is super poop heavy, so only listen if you are awesome. Ham and BBBQ start the episode right, by talking about a toxic fart that Brian ripped in the Dollar General that was possibly a world record, they do some pretty heavy investigating. They soon get into their fun filled week that actually had no stand up shows, which is a rarity. They started the week with a nice and romantic N64 competition that really HEATED THINGS U. Then they celebrated their 2 year anniversary as a couple. How did they celebrate it? By having a slumber party with their friends and shooting a new episode of Ham's redneck cooking show, "Charlene Cuisine". DUH! Don't worry there was kielbasa made for EVERYONE. The real meat of this episode is all about poop. Their obsession with the show Undercover Boss, watching a lady who ran a whole poop plant by herself. Another E40 song gets thrown in the mix for pretty much no reason. They ask their google home so many weird questions. It's the future of pooping. And surprise, surprise, there's tons of POOP DRAMA in the Barbecue household this week. But Ham's butt's wrongings pales in comparison to this week's episode of Right Place, Wonged Pumpkins because Eric Pumpkins has a whole bunch of feelings in this one. This episode is super chill, fancy, and was done at like 3 in the morning SO ENJOY!   

Holy Smokes! What a glorious episode this ends up being. The Superbowl just happened and BBBQ and Ham actually go back to their predictions recorded PRE SEASON! That's right, this one has been a few months in the making! It's their newest and their oldest episode all in one. The predictions precede the podcast. They jump into a meat heavy recap. From an epic Hot Dog Dance Party brought on by the Meat Gods. BBBQ was "gifted" a giant pork shoulder! It's a Meat Blessing! And they find a new friend, who had an old Meatslap Hat that was also smoking a pork shoulder...it was...Meat Destiny. Check out Pass the Glass in Kingstown Rhode Island! New Sponsor! But it wouldn't be a Meat Slap episode without a recap from PROUD SPONSOR BLACK POND BREWS! An epic show followed by an extra special N64 Mario Kart Grand Prix. Meat Slap VS Black PondCHECK OUT THE VIDEO AT:https://www.facebook.com/Publicaccessandchill/videos/533199000736611/Then they get to THE MEATThere's a Dollar General update, they talk about their new fondness of the show Undercover Boss, and one deli clerks alarming Meat Memory, which again points to Meat Destiny. Then...SURPRISE! It's another musical episode! Ham and BBBQ dive into 3 more amazing songs, Eric Pumpkins hates clouds, and there is A POOP MAP UPDATE YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE. Bless you meat child!  

Hey there Mappers and Slappers! Just some bonus content for y'all. Blasting some of the classic hits of THE MEAT SLAP PODCAST mixed by DJ Playlist/Thrifty himself Daddy Slapchops. Jam out, enjoy yourself, it's the Meat Slap Morning Drive. Don't forget to log that coffee dump on Poop Map and follow daddyporkchops, MamaDump, and merchdumpkin. 

This episode starts with Ham riding a high of making deviled eggs for the first time, but quickly turns into a giant list of all the new meats she's eaten since she started dating BBBQ. They recap a week with zero sleep and multiple drives through the night.They did a packed out show at comedy bingo,  and left straight from there. They drove 7 to the Canadian border for a super cool double date with an old friend of Ham's. They went on a beautiful horse drawn carriage ride to a romantic secret dinner at a speakeasy! Then it's straight back the next day for more shows, including I Can't Comedy at Willimantic Records.This episode has some of the chunkiest meat though because quickly Brian gets into a super huge wronging and pleads with Ham. Yes, Ham is causing this wronging, but what could it be?They announce a HUGE contest, you can win a date with ERIC PUMPKINS on Valentine's Day, February 14th, at Tamarack Lodge in Voluntown, CThttps://www.tamaracklodgect.com/valentines-dinner-comedy-acoustic-tunes/LISTEN TO THE EPISODE TO FIND OUT HOW TO ENTER!And if you aren't already WOOed by Pumpkins, check out a new Right Place, Wronged Pumpkins. It's a Wronged heavy episode. ENJOY! 

TEASE LOUISE! This episode...what a tease! It was BBBQ's birthday weekend and after a quick mini meltdown, Ham takes him away for a romantic/N64 filled weekend... despite Ham being EXTREMELY wronged by a fart. They talk about the shows at The Hungry Tiger, an art gallery in Providence, and June's Outback Pub AKA Poop Map HQYes. There is...you guessed it...so much god damn poop drama and sooooo many wrongings. You're not ready, they weren't even ready for surprise chili or a Hot Dog Dance Party at two in the morning. Brian even plays a song from his band when he was 17. (Does not hold up)Besides all the poop drama this is the first ever ASK THE MEAT Q&A episode. We asked the fans on lesser social media to ask us ANYTHING! AND YOU DID! THANK YOU! Eric Pumpkins is back with another right place, wronged pumpkins and the poop map league is basically on fire only 5 days in. You're not ready for this mayhem, but do your best and CHECK OUT THIS EPISODE.