Comedian-designer duo Kanan Gill & Manek D'Silva are finally giving the least important topics in the world the attention they rightfully deserve. Funny stories, experiments & questionnaires, all wrapped up in the feeling of checking your phone after many hours and still having no new notifications.
KG and MD are back, or did they never leave? In their first double episode matinee spectacular, the duo discuss the things that everyone does, what we all learned too late, update their peer reviewed paper on Optimal Eating Patterns (OEPs), codify some Modern Etiquette, some Lovers, some Haters, the very Maxima of cringe, debut a brand new segment and accomplish something (another something) that no piece of entertainment has ever done before! Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com (make sure to attach the NNN postage stamp to all your emails for proper & safe delivery) NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
After a very realistic time-jump, Kanan & Manek celebrate their win at the World Heavy Metal Knitting Competition, recount a run-in with an elderly Spanish TikTok influencer, declare more rules of Modern Etiquette, discuss the unique habits we form when living life without the instruction manual, and gather the peers to research a food-related scientific paper that might earn the podcast an honorary PhD. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com (make sure to attach the NNN postage stamp to all your emails for proper & safe delivery) NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
After some extensive inter-dimensional travel, Kanan & Manek return to establish more rules of Modern Etiquette, play a brutal quiz about Elden Ring, celebrate the biggest Winners among us, read your socially disturbing and Maximum Cringe stories, receive a package containing the podcast's brand new postage stamps, and finally, reveal the results of the Official Democratic Elections for the Unofficial NNN SubReddit. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com (make sure to attach the NNN postage stamp to all your emails for proper & safe delivery) NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com Additional Music: Hundred Years in Hellheim by Tri-Tachyon
Manek & Kanan return to this dimension in their season-powered rocket headed straight to the Sun. They discuss important podcast matters, struggle through the phonetic code words for each letter of the alphabet, explore long-term solutions to a pressing subreddit conundrum, hear what you hate that everyone else loves, entertain potential updates to the official NNN app, learn about your unique memory hacks, make big predictions for 2022, and try to diffuse a potential grudge as the #1GHP. Download your NNN Unwrapped certificate in the links section of our website. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Seasons of NNN now have more context as KG and MD announce which particular popular shows they have surpassed, reveal a thoughtful gift for Manek, debate the generosity of the LateBank, investigate a suspiciously quiet subreddit, curl up with some Maximum Cringe stories, hear about things people hate, and discuss your unfortunate experiences with the Sweater Curse. Download your NNN Wrapped certificate in the links section of our website. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
The seasons keep on rolling as KG and MD arrive on time to induct Rohan Joshi's 'Show About Crypto' to the NNNN, shake up the ghost of their application, discuss Modern Etiquette, pivot their new business and discuss a highly documented Unlikely Seg. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
In hitherto unseen feat of podcast strength KG and MD manage to pull off six whole seasons —in just one episode. Across the seasons they discuss a remedy for Manek's perpetual lack of punctuality, formally reveal the business plan for HighwaySta® (available on our website), read out your Frankensnacks, introduce a brand new segment -MAXIMUM CRINGE- read the unlikeliest story from unlikely segs, and round everything up with the beautiful digestif of Italian Corner. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan and Manek finally pull off a feat long thought impossible, longer thought unachievable, longest thought unnecessary —releasing TWO SEASONS at once. In the ultimate flex, KG & MD enter the meta-averse from where they can wield eternity, stuff it in a salt shaker and sprinkle it out as season flakes. Are you ready for -The Seasoning? Across the scope of two seasons they discuss the fate of their starting of year predictions, revisit unlikely segs, announce a brand new set about business, discuss your modern etiquettes, take a test to see whether they have the basic skills for life and finally chisel out space to make room for a brand new corner. Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
In a timeline where the podcast has not yet ended, KG and MD inaugurate Season 3 of NNN with a thrilling episode of updates on our application, stamp related deception, shopping dilemmas, frankensnacks, open ended barber conversations, all under the looming shadow of a terrifying question —is this lame? Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! (so that Tim runs out of stock) In this perfectly peaceful universe, Kanan & Manek devise a new strategy to deal with the NOT Golden Zero, brainstorm upcoming features of the official NNN app, define more rules of Modern Etiquette, leap over some games you've invented, consider the more unlikely of segs, and have a calm and friendly discussion about multiple timelines. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Don't click this to buy The NOT Golden Zero! It's been exactly 1 year since the first episode of the world's first fully middle podcast, No New Notifications. Kanan & Manek celebrate being a mathematically-provable weekly podcast (on average), flaunt their most ground-breaking projects and achievements, uncover a dark secret about the Golden Zero's evil counterpart, read about your invented games, talk through some incredible Frankensnacks, and finally... Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan & Manek manage to slip many a conversation and musing in the gaps between the more structured and regular segs of the podcast. A collection of one-offs, experiments, deepcuts, & spontaneous chats – this episode is like plunging your hand between the cushions of a sofa in search of the remote, and instead finding little bits of last week's popcorn. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
To keep audiences from getting sick of their voices, Kanan & Manek hatched an ingenious plan to occasionally call a fresh voice on the podcast, a guest, who can add their own ingredients to this already confusingly flavoured soup we call a podcast. Here are all those voices, played one after another like a poorly coordinated choir. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Manek and Kanan have different views when it comes to shopping. Should you buy things with deliberation or excitement? Shopline bling was created as a helpline for listeners who are fraught with shopping dilemmas. Should you buy that coffee machine, that parachute, or that squirrel on your fingers? All questions answered here, shoplines are open. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Socrates once said "all I know is that I know nothing", but he never wrote into the podcast. Sometimes we go through much of our lives only to realise that we were holding a stupid piece of knowledge in our fists. It could be a fact, a firmly held opinion, an entire cosmogony, or just wildly wrong lyrics to a Savage Garden song. Late learners celebrates all the things that we learned too late, because it's never too late. Write to us, Socrates. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan and Manek find that the stiff necked victorian manuals for how one must conduct themselves in society are now hideously out of date. What are the standards of etiquette that one must follow in modern society? How do you correctly share a powerbank, or end a text message conversation? Is your phone passcode your intellectual property, and just what are you supposed to do with email signatures? All these questions and more are discussed and codified by KG and MD in Modern Etiquette. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
In the absence of sponsors, Kanan and Manek generate their own, starting with somewhat prepared ones to increasingly abstract, absurd and largely improvised companies that give fictional money to the podcast in return for real publicity. Sadly many of these coupon codes have expired, but in this supercut, their memory lives on. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
By listening to the podcast you are already a winner, but you've also won unique competitions you've won in your life, like a one-handed pillow fight for which you were awarded a 12-piece antique glass set. Kanan & Manek take a walk through our entire hall of fame of winners so far. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Manek hates coffee, Kanan hates dance videos, and our friend Vikram hates Inception, chocolate, and the laughter of innocent children. You've hated things everyone else loved, and loved things everyone else hated, and we've collected all your contributions thus far into one convenient string of painfully polarising emotions. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan learns that Manek keeps talking points for each segment of the podcast; so to take some of the pressure off, Kanan writes down what he assumes to be Manek's thoughts, and has him read them out. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
KG and MD reveal another twist in an ongoing war, induct another podcast into the glorious NNNNetwork / audio cult, read out your suggestions for the official NNN app, debate an extremely divisive Modern Etiquette, share the shallow games you invented, and thank the unfortunate sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Don't Start Listening Here! A filler episode of No New Notifications where replacement hosts Vinesh Johny & Joanna Davala talk about your wildest collections, while Kanan & Manek listen and provide feedback as studio audience members. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan & Manek carefully consider the latest development in a long-running grudge, reveal the secret of how Manek got jacked ripped & shredded all in one day, lay down rules of Modern Etiquette, debate your dilemmas on Shopline Bling, mentally feast on some Frankensnacks, reminisce about spontaneously-invented games, and thank the generous sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Don't Start Listening Here! A filler episode that directly goes against the NNN ethos. Instead of creating a fully middle podcast devoid of any fluff, in this episode KG and MD completely embrace the fluff, have a deep discussion on the various types of fluff, interview a spectacularly uninteresting guest, have words on the tip of their tongues, and decide whether to reveal something, all before taking some much needed time off for silent contemplation. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
KG and MD take a misty stroll through the wonders of skincare, get an update on the powerful PBI, discuss your strangest strangers, your wildest snacks, and marvel in wonder at the most sponsors we've ever had for an episode. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan and Manek release the world's only explicit guided meditation. Peace and Love. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
KG and MD issue an ultimatum to a contest, celebrate true winners amongst the podcast listenership, talk about exciting new podcast features, a revolutionary breaking of old ground, your shopping dilemmas, the world's first neutral palate-eviscerating frankensnack, and thank the generous sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
LINK TO REACTION VIDEO: odysee.com/@nonewnotifications:3/podcastersreact:c In what can only be described as art (because it would fail to qualify as anything else), real-life podcasters Kanan & Manek react to a podcast video they found on the internet (LINK TO ORIGINAL VIDEO: vimeo.com/510292482). Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan and Manek chew through app updates, a very special discuss of the boundaries of their friendship, new rules of modern etiquette, what you hate that everyone loves (or no one else notices), a frankensnack tasting, your strangest strangers and of course the sponsors who keep this gyre spinning. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Don't Start Listening Here! Our very first filler episode has KG and MD doing a deep, deep dive into the programming and design that makes the No New Notifications app possible. Well also invent the worlds best seeker bar and a new exciting way to reward extreme luck. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Another one joins the dust! KG and MD chat with Surbhi Bagga as The Overthink Tank emerges on the ever-expanding NNN podcast network, they lay down a diss track for a dying social media network, announce a surprisingly polished Friendship feature for the app, remain non-judgmental about your unlikely food combinations, strategise the success of the NNN cryptocurrency, make a plan to accelerate podcast releases, and thank our generous sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan & Manek announce the official NNN podcast app on iOS (signalling the end of the soft-war with Apple), scheme potential ways to make money through the podcast, explore unusual food combinations in a brand new seg, learn what you learned too late in life, decide the fate of an under-utilised MySpace page, read about your unique collections, debate Manek's punctuality, and shout out the sponsors of the podcast. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Android App : Download iOS App (finally) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
The No New Notifications Network is Launched! KG and MD are joined by Kenneth Sebastian, first entrant into the exclusive NNNN as they discuss the extensive and complex features of the new EXPLOSIVE app update, read out some wonderful poetry by a younger KG and MD, discuss statistics, Manek's complex diet strategy, announce the quest for the ultimate snack, and as always read out our sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Wiki: nonewnotifications.fandom.com App (yes really) : Download Github: NNNApp Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
KG and MD, discuss the Biggest of Updates, Manek's admin war to launch the fully middle album, talk through some stranger things, peruse the blooming NNN fandom wiki, broadcast your public declarations, hammer in the most modern of etiquette, meet our latest learner yet, celebrate the true winners who listen to this podcast and as always, list out our very real sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Wiki: nonewnotifications.fandom.com App (yes really) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan and Manek create a public Wiki page to help newcomers catch up on the podcast mythology, discuss a possible roadblock for their invaluable crypto tokens, declare new rules of modern etiquette, deliver on the promise of a 3-panel comic, celebrate the winners among us, learn about what you learned too late in life, recount unexpected encounters with strangers, and thank the sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan & Manek propose launching a futuristic blockchain token for NNN, have an open and honest discussion about fingerless gloves, explore a method to document the ever-expanding lore of the show, declare more rules of modern etiquette, resolve your shopping dilemmas, hold the world's first audio-only unboxing for a long-awaited toothbrush, and thank our generous sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
While continually complaining about Zoom lag, Kanan and Manek consider having a user manual for this increasingly lore-heavy podcast, issue a stern warning to merchandisers, discuss new features for the NNN app, make a public declaration, celebrate the winners among us, declare more rules of modern etiquette, read about a shocking collection, and announce the sponsors for the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan & Manek (constantly breaking new ground in podcasting history) host the first ever audio-only gaming channel, discuss the universally-beloved NNN app, solve a mystery that didn't need solving, create a safe space for expired apologies, revisit the divisive crunchy-crispy debate, celebrate the winners among us, declare more rules of modern etiquette, and announce messages from our sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Manek and Kanan recount their travels in a novel & non-threatening format, take feedback about the NNN app, discuss exquisite collections, investigate expired apologies, celebrate the winners among us, revisit a shopping dilemma, and figure out a last minute sponsor for the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
LINK TO VIDEO: https://vimeo.com/510292482 Kanan & Manek attempt their first ever video episode of the podcast, shot in a high-definition yet slightly blurry format. They bake a cake with Vinesh, reveal new features of the NNN app, test the scientific difference between crunchy and crispy, gather winners from across the internet to play a challenging game, define more rules of modern etiquette, conclude a long-running series of audio stings, host the Emoji Olympics with Joel & Joanna, and close with a message from the sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Don't worry. Manek and Kanan discuss just what this whole thing is about, an app update (and war update?), discuss your fantastic collections, modern etiquette, what we learned too late, love and hate, issue a call for winners, and discuss a potential real sponsor? What's really important is that you don't worry. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan and Manek launch an educational diss track business, discuss the new feature requests for the NNN app, take Modern Etiquette to greater heights, discuss more 2021 predictions, enter the wonderful world of collectors, answer your shopping queries and read out our lovely sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Manek and Kanan push through a week full of Wednesdays to announce the release of the official NNN App (TM? Sure, why not), have their first disagreement on a Modern Etiquette, explore the wonderful world of educational rhyming, announce a mark of the highest recognition for podcast listeners —The Golden Zero, read about things you hate, consider the next step for the podcast, discuss 2021 predictions, and read out our lovely sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Kanan and Manek submit their very own podcast app for review, discuss animal enemies, try to recreate the magic of a lost late learners segment, explore the wild world of Heavy Metal Knitting (with Nathalie Cortada), connect with more content on Myspace, review rules of modern etiquette, and read out messages from the sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at www.jonathanwesleymusic.com
Manek and Kanan provide sexy motivation, announce their ground-breaking new Spotify-killer app, rediscover Myspace, discuss Loverz (of things other people hate), review Late Learners, decide techniques and yarn colours for their kNNNit off, read about your shopping dilemmas, and have a message from the sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)
Manek and Kanan discuss a strong snub, uncover the secret origins of the NNN subreddit, s'asseoir dans le coin de la France, consider Manek's trouser scenario, debut a brand new segment for Lovers (not fighters), review late learners, modern etiquette, announce a competition and read out some messages from our sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)
Forced by a wicked witch (embodied by Deepa) to do an entire episode without cursing, Kanan & Manek consider ditching episode numbers, discuss the illegal NNN subreddit, define more rules of Modern Etiquette, read through your Shopline Bling dilemmas and Internet usernames, test out a doomed French segment, and enthusiastically promote this episode's sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)
A devious bit of trickery makes Manek do his very first improv scene (feat. Kaneez and Natasha), after which NNN charges through sock updates, Shopline Bling, a deep dive into early internet usernames, reading out some listener feedback, introducing the podcast mythology (or uNNNiverse) and a late dive into late learners. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)
Kanan & Manek do synchronised Talking Points, discuss rules of Modern Etiquette, read out Facebook advertising keywords, learn about Late Learners, try to get a quality assurance certificate for the podcast, throw an apple-party to watch the Apple event, and endorse the very generous (and very fake) sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)
Kanan & Manek bicker over Talking Points, do a co-CEO performance review, leave a breadcrumb trail for online advertisers, attempt to solve your Shopline Bling dilemmas, discuss Animal Enemies, and endorse very generous (and very fake) sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)
Kanan & Manek march through Talking Points, give Haters a voice, hear from Late Learners, try to comprehend some Unclear instructions, set up more rules of Modern Etiquette, provide excuses for HiTheApp not being ready, run another Regular People News story, and carve out dedicated ad-space for potential sponsors! Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley (www.jonathanwesleymusic.com)
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