The ramblings of an aging music fanatic.
Join us as we celebrate the music of one of our favorite vocalists of all time by creating our version of the ultimate Layne Staley compilation.
Join us as we rank the entire discography* of a seminal punk band that is a long-time favorite for Old Head and a brand-new favorite for Eddie Sparxx. *All the major album and EP releases. They put out a lot of stuff.
Our top 10 favorite albums of 1997 plus a buttload of tangents.
We're back! It's time for the long-awaited climax to the "C*ck Trilogy"!
Join us as we rank the unfortunately small discography of Old Head's hometown heroes.
Join us as we create our own version of the lost Twin Turbos album by combining two of our favorite Judas Priest albums into one ultimate 80s metal party.
Hardcore Punk? Crossover Thrash? You buy one, you get one free!
Join us for our first ever re-ranking and see how our KISS album rankings have changed four years later.
Our top 10 favorite albums of the year 2000.
Rank The Beatles.. Please Rank Me.. A Hard Days Rank..
It's time to reconnect with old friends as we rank the recent releases from past C&R rankees.
Kicking off 2025 with one of the biggest bands of this millennium.
Join us as we wrap up the year by ranking the Cadbury Heroes assorted chocolates!
Join us as we celebrate the Chuck Mosley era of Faith No More by creating the ultimate combination of two under-appreciated albums.
Join us as we rank the small yet impactful discography of one of the most influential bands to come out of the 80s alternative rock scene.
In case you didn't know, Eddie Sparxx is in a band! Their debut album comes out 11/28/24. Join us for a very special C&R chat with SAGE about their album, Blinded.
Our top 10 favorite EPs of all time!
Slashing and mashing the first two Iron Maiden albums into one ultimate Paul Di'Anno Maiden celebration.
Join us as we rank all 16 studio albums from grindcore pioneers, Napalm Death!
Welcome to the first ever combination Slashed & Mashed and Cranked & Ranked! Join us as we rank the 2 albums from Rob Halford's 90s band Fight while also creating the ultimate Fight album.
We're finally back and we've got two tickets to paradise aka listening to us rank all of Eddie Money's albums.
Come listen to Old Head absolutely embarrass himself as he plays Eddie Sparxx some of his old home recorded songs from the 90s.
Come listen to Old Head mispronounce every Ghost album title.
Our top 10 favorite albums of 1970.
Eddie Sparxx introduces Old Head to a more recent British band...
Once again the dudes consult the Metal Archives and react to some ridiculous album reviews.
Join us for a jam-packed C&R where we manage to rank all 14 Flotsam and Jetsam albums in one episode and somehow resurrect Gilbert Gottfried in the process.
1 band. 5 albums & 2 EPs. 1 song from each must go...
Join us as we rank the under-appricated (everywhere except Australia) discography of the teenage grunge-rockers who progressed into an overall fantastic band and then called it quits.
1 singer + 5 albums + a butt-load of tangents = 1 ultimate compilation.
Join us as we celebrate 4 years of Cranked & Ranked by revisiting our very first episode.
The tangent-filled conclusion to our Aerosmith ranking. You don't want to miss a thing.
We're back in the saddle again with part 1 of our two-part Aerosmith album ranking!
Once again the dudes consult the Encyclopaedia Metallum and react to some ridiculous negative user reviews of otherwise beloved albums.
Join us as we dive into the discography of one of the last big bands of the 80's "hair metal" era.
They said it would never happen, but here it is. Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a wild ride with the dudes as they collide head-on with the discography of the Motor City Madman.
Join the dudes as they use their powerful slashing and mashing skills to construct the ultimate Sammy Hagar era Van Halen compilation.
Robb Flynn and company get the C&R treatment.
Our top 10 favorite albums of 1993.
The second half of our Ozzy Osbourne solo album ranking.
The first half of our Ozzy Osbourne solo album ranking.
The plan was to have no plan. Join us for our first ever totally improvised show where we wind up talking about metal mascots and reacting to other people's album reviews.
Billionaires, military lasers, and the small yet killer discography of one of the greatest bands of the 90's.
Prepare to have your balls soothed by the return of Cranked & Ranked and our ranking of one of the most influential rock bands of all time!
For those who prefer to just listen, here is the audio from my 5th Anniversary livestream Q&A. Cranked & Ranked returns next week!
Join us as we wrap up the year by ranking our top 10 rock/metal Christmas albums, take a delicious trip down Quality Street, get completely sidetracked by the Chicago discography, and somehow stumble upon our newest inside joke.
Join us as we each discuss our 10 most influential, life-changing songs.
Crossover thrash? Funk metal? Air Bud? We cover all of that and more in our ranking of one unique under-appreciated killer band that became two unique under-appreciated killer bands.
What about Heart! Don't you want to listen to us rank the rest of their albums?
Nobody asked for it, but here we are... Join us as we take 2 classic nu metal albums and combine their powers to create the ultimate Bizkit banger! You're welcome.