Pillow Talk with Beef and Lisa

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Based upon the real life, late night, tired phone calls between two mid-30's star crossed lovers, Pillow Talk with Beef and Lisa covers just about everything imaginable. Hosts Brandon "Beef" Braisted and Lisa L talk about life, love, raising kids, pop culture, sex, sports, politics and just about everything under the sun. This show is definitely NOT safe for work and possibly not safe for life if you know the hosts. But it is funny.

Beef and Lisa


    • May 15, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 45m AVG DURATION
    • 37 EPISODES


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    Episode 37 - Free Facials With Every Weenus Inspection

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 119:21


    Beef and Lisa are back from their extended vacation to bring the world a brand new episode of Pillow Talk! In this episode, Beef discusses his struggles with losing weight, trimming the Beef Bush, feeling a renewed spirit for disc golf, Charla's desire to become a "Horror Movie Chick" and of course, how Ty Gibbs makes Noah Gragson less of a delta-bravo. Lisa discusses selling socks, interesting conspiracy theories involving 60+ year old movies, dresses with pockets, expressing a desire to actually learn the sport of disc golf, her children and getting drunk. Both of them talk about upcoming Supreme Court rulings, how people are innocent until proven guilty (even if they are dumbheads), the Superb Owl halftime show and much more. Just like Kendrick...we are back!

    Episode 36 - You Have A Gluteus, It Is Very Maximus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2022 93:30


    Pillow Talk is back with a combination pre-Valentine's Day and pre-Super Bowl episode. In this special episode Beef and Lisa discuss the 10 hour sleep marathon from the previous night. Lisa talks about her "borderline obsession" with Hollywood celebrity, movies and how certain actors get paired with other actors to play the same role in a different way. Beef has a very strong opinion about Canadian Truckers. Both Beef and Lisa try to describe how confined Beef's corner of the studio is. Lisa cries listening to music and Beef makes his annual Super Bowl prediction and goes over some of the smaller prop bets available on the unofficial Sports Book of the show (they can easily become the official Sports Book of the show for a tiny tiny price...FYI...) Don't forget to check out the official Pillow Talk with Beef and Lisa store @ https://pillow-talk-with-beef-and-lisa.creator-spring.com for all your official Pillow Talk merchandise!

    Episode 35 - Old House, New Studio

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 111:48


    Hello Friends! Beef and Lisa make their debut for 2022 and things have changed just a little bit. Beef and Lisa describe the new "studio" room which is about the size of a walk in closet, Sharla turns 13 and Beef is not ready, Lisa describes a scandal, both Beef and Lisa talk about previous jobs where they were asked to stay late or come in on their day off. Other topics covered include red flags, finding out which teams Beef bet on for the NFL Divisional round (gotta listen closely), dick game and more!

    Episode 34 - Mall Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2021 177:19


    In the final episode of 2021, Beef and Lisa recall their recent four hour expedition to the mall. Beef talks about the massive changes to Hot Topic over the last 20 years (damn, he is old), Lisa talks about Plus Size clothing, Beef's birthday is quickly mentioned, both talk about their tweenagers transitions into the rough and tumble life of being in school. Conversation also includes Oxford, Masks, rank farts, ex's getting along with the new person, HIPPA violations, NASCAR testing packages, sock colors, sex and much more. 

    Episode 33 - Vodka In My Booze

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 89:28


    To paraphrase Cam Newton: We're Baaaaaaaack! After two months off of the podcast Beef and Lisa return to tell things like they are. Some of the topics covered in this episode are selling socks for profit, Lisa's emotional breakdown over rolls, Beef's heartbreak over AJ Allmendinger's loose wheel, fumbling a simple quote from an 18 year old movie and much more! Don't forget to check out the official Pillow Talk store: pillow-talk-with-beef-and-lisa.creator-spring.com and to follow Lisa on TikTok (@hhrlisa) and Beef on Instagram (@BeefInGR)

    Episode 32 - Close Only Counts In... (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 182:04


    The best interviews are not actual interviews but rather conversations...which is why we had to split this episode into two. The second half of Episode 32 picks up immediately where Part 1 left off. Beef talks about race cars, Bill talks about Iowa and bank robberies, Shannon gives everyone cake and Lisa describes the one time she thought her son might have been kidnapped but really wasn't. OH...and a lot more. Seriously, tons of great stories!

    Episode 32 - Close Only Counts In... (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 133:21


    In this special two part episode of Pillow Talk our hosts Beef and Lisa are joined by Lisa's former internet radio show hosts Bill and Shannon Jones from Horseshoes and Hand Grenades. In the first part of the show Bill suffers a complete microphone failure, Beef does a lot of wandering around the house, Lisa describes how her father terrified children for Halloween, Shannon talks about being the balance to Bill's chaos and more.

    Episode 31 - Live on TikTok

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 70:58


    Beef and Lisa try to go live on TikTok...but eventually they get kicked off of TikTok for "bullying". For what, we have no idea why. In the meantime, Beef talks about The Battle for Old Farm, Lisa talks about Halloween shopping, Ivy chimes in from rainy Western Australia and friendships that end when you switch jobs come up. This ain't no game, dawg...

    Episode 30 - T-20

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2021 122:20


    Beef and Lisa are finally back from a month long vacation from podcasting. Beef finished tied for 20th in the Grand Rapids Disc Golfers United Club Championship but still struggles with delegating responsibilities as a tournament director, Lisa tries to win a fight on the internet and our special correspondent Ivy in Australia fills us in on the Australian Interstate Travel Restrictions. 

    Episode 29 - Circuit Breaker

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 118:48


    In this episode of Pillow Talk Beef discusses his nearly three day epic journey without power at the Beef Cave, Lisa attempts to gently dismantle the patriarchy, hardcore listeners Cole and Ivy chime in with questions and comments and peeing in the tub with and without the shower is discussed.

    Episode 28 - Dinner With Marina Mendez

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2021 163:42


    Beef and Lisa welcome their friend and future social media darling Marina Mendez into the studio for a nice long conversation about life. Topics include Beef's gas, Lisa's extra-ness, Marina's last day at her old job, television heartthrobs, revenge and how to make money quickly on OnlyFans.  Make sure to follow Marina on TikTok @iam_toots to see what happens with the thing we talk about at the end of the show...

    Episode 27 - Jenga!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 93:59


    Beef and Lisa are back after a very long weekend last weekend. There was no fight but at least Beef has a legitimate medical reason for it. Our friend Ivy chimed in on a lot of topics. Lisa and Beef discussed a wide range of topics from bandages to the "wenis" and more!

    Episode 26 - Its Only Treason If You Lose

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 89:42


    Beef and Lisa are celebrating the independence of America with a three day weekend! So on this special Sunday edition of Pillow Talk they recap Beef's first week of work, Lisa turning her legs into noodles at the gym and FINALLY getting the damn breakfast burrito from a local breakfast establishment and more. Also, Lisa makes quick judgement about NASCAR Cup Series drivers based on bio photos.

    Episode 24 - It's A Resignation...Thaaanks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2021 92:08


    Beef and Lisa are back after the epic Preston Rapp episode. Lisa had a birthday and tells us all about her "Birfday Week", Beef performs a mic change live on air, Beef then tells us about his new job. Bert and Ernie bond over the end of the world and Argon meets with his fellow Noble Gasses.  Check out our new store! Buy a shirt, buy a sticker, buy a pillow (yes, a pillow) and be one of the cool kids! https://pillow-talk-with-beef-and-lisa.creator-spring.com

    Episode 23 - Preston Rapp

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 163:33


    Beef and Lisa welcome their friend, cool dude extrodinarie and TikTok-er Preston Rapp (@JackBlacksMyDad) onto the show. After some technical difficulties the conversations go all over the map and honestly yeah...it's a long episode but it is worth listening to.

    Episode 22 - Boob Floss

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 82:30


    Beef and Lisa discuss Lisa's new crop top and it is interesting to say the least. Beef finally went to the doctor, Lisa has less than pure thoughts of people in a church and both of them discuss their fun with OCD...and more!

    Episode 21 - Little Alchemy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 107:50


    Beef and Lisa are reunited in the same studio for the twenty-first edition of Pillow Talk! Beef's daughter introduced him to the game Little Alchemy 2, which Lisa is subsequently addicted to. Lisa got invited on a family cruise, Beef had an EEG and subsequently can't read and a whole lot more! Oh, yeah...the big announcement happens somewhere inside the show too. It is up to you to figure it all out.

    Episode 20 - At Home

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 105:59


    Beef and Lisa aren't able to be physically in the same studio this week but because of the magic of the internet they were able to record this podcast. Beef and Lisa catch up on Mother's Day, The Fight on July 17th, getting tailgated going 80 mph and so much more!

    Episode 19 - Ice Cream

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2021 105:17


    Beef and Lisa are back to talk about Beef's favorite Ice Cream shop being open for the season, we have an impromptu conversation with our listener Ivy from Western Australia, Lisa challenges Beef to a rasslin' match in a kiddie pool and much more! Seriously, if you're ever in Wayland, Michigan in the summer time, check out the Big Dipper on Superior Street!

    Episode 18 - She Started The Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 76:16


    Beef and Lisa are back after another week off! Lisa is very tired but still had the energy to start the fire. Beef opens up about his neurological event from the previous weekend, how Lisa is the most badass girlfriend of all time, the game of Taco-Cat-Goat-Cheese-Pizza and more!

    Episode 17 - Shirtless Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 101:43


    Lisa describes how sexy uncomfortable her Easter church play was. Cole decides to finally jump into the live chat. Beef and Lisa debate dating in the app age as well as their favorite Criminal Minds characters.

    Episode 16 - Too Much Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 87:41


    Beef and Lisa went to Red Robin and ate WAY TOO MUCH food. Their server Gracie was awesome. Also, Beef's coworkers turned up for the first few minutes of the live show, Lisa doesn't like malt beverages and the duo talks "Big Vagina".

    Episode 15 - Can You Feel It?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 92:44


    Beef and Lisa finally stayed awake long enough to do a show! On this episode, the team discusses Noah Gragson being a cuck (again), Lisa on Adderall, how no masks fit Beef's face right and much more. PERSON LISTENING IN BELGIUM...please contact us!

    Episode 14 - Blue

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 93:43


    Beef and Lisa are back after a "relaxing" weekend off. Beef is angry about a child's toy, Lisa has blue hair, there is more stuff in the middle of Beef's living room and Lisa's kids ask for directions...and more!

    Episode 13 - Soap

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 90:06


    This week Beef and Lisa talk about how bad Beef is at gambling, Lisa once again beating up on Beef because he was sleeping in his chair, how cold it was in Michigan this week, kids growing up too fast and more. Check out our friend ZombieFish87's YouTube Channel because we asked nicely: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTLgF6PzvQQqMZBW8P0BrxQ

    Episode 12 - Brokè

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 87:48


    It is Valentine's Day weekend so of course Beef and Lisa talked about the one thing everyone is thinking about...what is classy if you are rich but trashy if you are poor? Also Beef bets the Daytona 500, Lisa walks a customer through his debt collection bill and there are three guarantees in life.

    Episode 11 - Megatron Is The Hero!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 82:34


    A late night show is never a bad thing. Beef and Lisa discuss the induction of Calvin Johnson into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, getting plowed into your driveway, how not all of the COVID-19 restrictions make sense, ASMR and much more!

    Episode 10 - The Potato Microphone Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 79:23


    The board broke right before we went live but it didn't stop us from talking. Take that technology! Beef and Lisa talk about GameStop being relevant again, John Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions breaking Beef's heart one final time, Lisa drinks wine and much more!

    Episode 9 - Meeting The Parents

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 86:33


    Lisa got to meet Beef's parents (and his sister and niece) just before the show started for Baby Beef's birthday. Also a discussion about eating styles, exercises, Mackinac Island and Beef's heartbreak about the John Matthew Stafford trade confirmation.

    Episode 8 - The Problem In Tuscon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 95:24


    There is a live football game of significant importance during the episode and more than a few technical glitches but none the less Beef and Lisa still manage to discuss internet trolls with major imaginations, the mailbox that was set on fire, Jus...err...Josh Allen going through a flaming table, a very audible fart and much more!

    Episode 7 - Shelia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 106:50


    Beef and Lisa have new theme music! We also talk about things we never thought we'd see in our lifetimes, Lisa explains pronouns to Beef, Honkey Kong 2021 and more!

    Episode 6 - A Leaf on the Wind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 92:27


    The first episode of 2021 brings Beef and Lisa back to your stereo systems to talk about Serenity (The Firefly Movie), snack trays, the curse of Beef's fandom, McDonald's arches chasing people tripping on LSD, how much the government sucks and people who messed up their dating lives. This episode was live streamed on YouTube.

    Episode 5 - Expensive TV Stands

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 105:54


    In the final podcast form show for 2020, Beef and Lisa discuss the cost of a television stand, proud Dad moments, insecure men and women, Christmas presents, Firefly reboots and Lisa's new TikTok fame.

    Episode 4 - 2020 Wasn't SO Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2020 106:05


    On this episode of Pillow Talk...Beef and Lisa talk about how 2020 wasn't as bad as we made it out to be. We also talk about making things too easy, our ex's and our high school mascots...plus a whole lot more!

    Episode 3 - Socks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 91:37


    In this episode of Pillow Talk, Brandon and Lisa discuss the more interesting things in life. Family vacations, alternative lifestyles as compared to pizza toppings, Marilyn Manson, fine gas station wine, private fan accounts and show openings. Lisa also records a promo TikTok for this episode while recording the actual episode.

    Episode 2 - Hole In The Floor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 78:49


    In this edition of Pillow Talk, Beef and Lisa discuss a wonderful (COVID-19 safe) Thanksgiving with family, the biggest victory of the Detroit Lions 2020 season, random TikTok videos that they have seen, spiders, why you can't necessarily explain all the adult jokes in the Pixar movies to kids and the layout of Lisa's porch. We also launched a Facebook page (@beefandlisa) for everyone to like and a Patreon page since the first episode was so successful. 

    Episode 1 - Hello Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2020 112:28


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