Rusty Chatters

Send us a textSpencer almost fights a child at Universal Orlando. Rusty has a big announcement. Barry talks about his driving experience....as a 6 year old.Support the show

Send us a Text Message.Barry shares a childhood story about stealing a bicycle. Spencer gets ridiculed for school. Rusty talks about a very bold interaction with a door dasher after the delivery.Support the Show.

Spencer tells a hilarious story about a relentless customer. The gang discusses the bizarre filming of their music video. Rusty nearly fights a Red Cross worker for her "technique".Support the show

The gang discusses Katt Williams, the Cult of Mother God, a pawn shop thief and a huge misunderstanding that got really weird at a party.Support the show

Spencer talks about an employee that calls him asking for bail. Barry talks about stealing yet another dad. Rusty tells more stories about the Army sergeant that likes being choked out in front of people.Support the show

Weston gets banned from Spencer's apartment after his bathroom habits. Spencer nearly witnesses a shootout. Rusty has an unforgettable encounter in New Orleans at an underground Burlesque show.Support the show

Spencer tells a story about a woman getting busy with a tire in public. A Florida man jumps off a balcony onto a Jaguar car.  Spencer's brother joins the podcast and tells about a close encounter with an acid dealer.Support the show

Rusty ruins yet another event with his pack of rambunctious cousins. The gang discusses a local celebrity that befriended a seagull. Spencer tries his hardest to trigger every animal lover.Support the show

The gang explains American courtesies to a foreigner and it back fires. Barry befriends and steals another dad. A friend of the show nearly boils in a hot tub after a hard night of partying.Support the show

Weston recalls a story about living next to an FBI's most wanted person who went by the alias Ms. Jackson. Spencer argues with a scammer about "selling out to the man". Rusty sneaks homeless people into an office party.Support the show

Spencer recalls an uncomfortable situation with an old golfer dual wielding pistols. Barry has to "mop up" an angry customer after Spencer sends him up a wall. Rusty witnesses an illiterate man get "grilled".Support the show

Weston crashes the pod and talks about an unfortunate "s!@* lasagna" story cleanup. Spencer's dad calls Barry on Thanksgiving and forgets Spencer. Rusty gets violent in his sleep and his poor wife fights back.Support the show

Barry recalls accidentally bringing his dad to a drug deal and punching him in the face. Rusty triggers his co-workers. An erect man walks in the pawn shop and Spencer calls him out.Support the show

Rusty gives horrible advice to friend using Tinder. Barry fires an employee for drinking on the job. Rusty recalls an aggressive senior citizen during a Pickleball match.Support the show

Spencer witnesses a man satisfying himself on the side of the road. Rusty reflects on being roasted at a party. Barry tells more hilarious childhood trailer park stories. Support the show

Barry recalls his parents hiding his uncle after escaping a prison based work release program. Weston makes an appearance on the show and discusses a shoot out in the trailer park. Spencer has a very "unruly" customer visit the shop.Support the show

Spencer presents a bizarre moral question about a Victoria's Secret model. Rusty chases the neighbor's cows ,but his mom refuses to snitch. Support the show

Barry discusses a childhood bully. The gang discusses a man sending "squid pics" to everyone on a plane. Spencer nearly gets in a car wreck and accidentally threatens a man who does not speak English.Support the show

A friend of the show joins the podcast and clears the record on an alleged locker room dump 10 years ago. Spencer shames a shirtless customer. Barry discusses a bully.Support the show

Michael talks about a dangerous co-worker that shares too much. Barry chickens out on of the most dangerous hikes in the USA. Rusty discusses his fear of dogs.Support the show

Weston gets so drunk and wrecks a rental house. Rusty is chosen as a DJ at Michael's wedding and makes the reception extremely uncomfortable.  Support the show

The gang shares the stories about their wild weekend in Nashville. The gang sneaks into a fancy hotel pool party and nearly gets into a fight outside of a comedy show. Then, they get revenge on the wrong guy.  Drunk Barry harasses random people.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

Rusty discusses funny encounters with his schizophrenic mom. Spencer discusses a bad mushroom trip. Barry's dark humor joke scares a customer away.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

Michael pretends to shoot his foot to impress a girl. A random stranger trauma dumps on Spencer. Barry is serenaded by a random lady for an extended amount of time. Spencer's brother leads all of his town to believe Spencer attempted suicide.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

Spencer opens up about a long term girlfriend that gets married in secrecy. She paints him as a stalker, threatens him with police and even used a dress he picked out at the husband's ball.  Years later, her husband emails the show. He's a fan!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

Rusty tells a story about a peculiar instructor that enjoys near death experiences in front of an audience. Barry gets in a confrontation after stealing bowling shoes. Spencer meets a very aggressive and handsy woman at the bar.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

Michael accidentally hurls a major insult at his neighbor, Barry gets brutalized by police due to a mistaken identity and the gang discusses bad trips on "spice".Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

The gang meets a homeless man that scams them. A parking lot preacher gets robbed. Barry reveals an eventful night in the trailer park that turns into a heartwarming story.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

The gang invites Michael's brother on. He is convinced men with "small members" run the world. Rusty has an uncomfortable social encounter during the new Spider-Man movie and the gang discusses awkward dates. Barry talks about a near death experience that has an epic conclusion.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

The gang discusses an incredibly insensitive video game. Barry discusses creating molds for each of the gang's "members".  Barry throws a tobacco spit cup at a shirtless jogger. Michael gets heated over possibly advertising on "P-hub".Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

 Barry confronts a neighbor that stole his mail. Spencer's dad replaces him with a better son. Rusty gets very hostile with the gang.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

The gang shares funny Thanksgiving stories. An aggressive oddball "accidentally" robs a guy.  Spencer makes himself too comfortable at a new girl's house and has an awkward encounter with her dad. This gang discusses various hilarious and nerve racking social situations.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

The gang skips ahead of a line at the county fair and get called out. The gang weighs in on the Travis Scott controversy. Spencer admits to "servicing himself" while driving down the interstate.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/rustychatters)

The gang visits a plasma center and it gets chaotic. Spencer takes way too many edibles and has a traumatic dances. One of the gang's close friends gets caught making sweet love to his sofa.

Barry steals a chicken head mascot at a gas station. Spencer and Michael get baked and a vacation goes terribly wrong. The gang has a serious talk about a documentary based in their hometown.

Spencer breaks company policies during his "extended breaks" and bullies an elderly woman. Drunk Barry strikes again and disgraces his friend's home. The gang discusses the south's favorite niche sport...noodling.

Rusty and the gang accidentally wreck a religious ceremony. Spencer experiments with his lady and it goes terribly wrong. The pest control man catches Michael becoming a man........at 27 years old.

In these unusual times, the gang has a productive conversation about wild bathroom experiences. Michael discusses a social odd ball that stalked him. Rusty admits an unusual ritual with Waffle House sinks.

The gang discusses hillbilly remedies they were taught. A listener's email sparks a seriously heated debate. An old man stalks Barry's co-worker and invites her to the legendary Golden Corral.

The gang ridicules Rusty for his unwillingness to tip exotic dancers. Michael has a "genius" take on UFOs. Spencer hates your kids. That's right, he's a terrible person. 

Barry pulls a shotgun on a rowdy customer. Michael meets a running man that's covered in blood. Rusty gets diddled in the workplace.

A strange boy asks Michael to shoot his bottom with a BB gun.  The gang jousts in Walmart. Barry makes bad decisions with multiple drugs. 

Barry makes a date cry.  Rusty gets roasted by the gang. A man wants to "shower" Spencer and Rusty with "affection".

The gang gets chased out of their usual recording spot. Spencer breaks a rule of the podcast and talks about showing "the window to his soul" to a woman. Barry talks about a local homeless man peeling a fence apart while high on drugs.

The gang discusses the grotesque actions of a neighborhood psychopath, and talk weird encounters in the gym showers. After entering a womanless beauty pageant, Michael's "member" nearly shuts down the event.

The gang talks about almost going to jail and ridicules Michael for having a functional family. Isis tries to recruit Spencer. Barry rages at work and fights a customer.

The gang talks about Grandma's house getting raided by the FBI, fisticuffs by the Creek Side and their favorite middle school teacher's hard drug preferences.

The gang talks about being "catfished", selling pictures of their feet to an unsuspecting victim, high school stories and a secret bakery ran by special needs kids.