Satisfying Static

Hoping to see you all in the New Year.   Thank you all for your unwavering support, means more to both of us than you'll ever know.    Sincerely, Kristine and Maggie

OGs know that the original way to waste time I'm computer class was Oregon Trail. Did you ever make it out alive?   Join our hosts as they jump into old video games, the actual size of Plymouth Rock, Canada's islands, exploring the oceans, and even more in this week's turbulent episode.    Thanks for listening! 

And we're back with another episode of nonsense and fun facts, but it's why you love us, isn't it?   This week the Random Word Generator gave our hosts a word they could work with but, of course, took them all over the place. Tune in for a conversation about hair oil, hair care, our nation's greatest bird, and, of course, WW2.    Find out how they all connect or if they do at all in this week's episode.    As always, we appreciate you!

This week's episode could have honestly gone a lot of ways but the way it went was a little unexpected.   We'll blame it on the end of spooky season or the moon. Tune in for a conversation about reincarnation, ghosts, and honoring your ancestors on this week's rollercoaster of a podcast.    Thanks for listening!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the links Kristine has talked about - click here!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

Thanks for tuning into another episode! This week our hosts go through some light housekeeping before diving into the Random Word Generator. where did it take us?   Well, let's just say that “cash” seemed to make our hosts think of literally anything but money. After a quick conversation on whether or not cash is useful, follow our hosts down a rabbit hole of foster dogs, country music singers, and choosing your battles.    Thanks for listening! 

Are you ready for another brain dump adventure with our hosts? This week's word took a weird turn (okay, maybe that's every week) but tune in as our hosts discuss adults dressed in animal costumes, fake islands that are real islands, and modes of transportation.  Thanks for listening!    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the links Kristine has talked about - click here!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

Hello, again! Our hosts are back with another episode full of fun facts and nonsense. Are you ready? Today's random word took some interesting turns but the most fun was traveling back in time to the days of the telegram. Don't know what a telegram is? Don't worry. Our hosts will explain — with sound effects.  Tune in for a delightful correspondence on pandas, a trip to DC, mouse traps, and cool jobs that don't exist anymore.  We hope you enjoy! Find our hosts on TikTok Kristinekapow @riotofwords

Today's episode is not for people who are sensitive about poo. Just warning you!  For everyone else, don't worry. We didn't do a deep dive ;) But today's Random Word did take our hosts down a path of human body functions, hormones, AI, and grammar. If you're ready to start your day off with a cleanse, this is it. 

Hey again Satisfying Static fans! We have a good one for you today. Genny, our random word generator, gave our hosts a good word this week that took them through some interesting stream-of-consciousness topics.  Listen in to learn about flowers, Batteries Plus Bulbs (yes, it's a store), reminiscing about Kmart (renege those), cats being murders, and more! Thanks for listening!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the links Kristine has talked about - click here!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

Well hello there! We're back with another episode and it's a fun one. Today's episode touches on celebrities, becoming one with nature, Kristine's post opp check in, and the mysterious

Thanks for joining us for another episode of Satisfying Static, the pointless podcast with pizzazz!    This week the Random Word Generator gave our hosts a couple of fun ones to jump off of. listen in to learn a little (seriously very little) about WWII, hear some classic country tunes, and laugh along as our hosts go down this week's rabbit hole.   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the links Kristine has talked about - click here!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

Well, well, well. We've got another week and another episode! To keep this from turning into the Kristine and Maggie update us about their life show, we've got a review of Barbie to kick this one off.  Once our hosts ADHD finally allowed them to focus we took the conversation to the skies! And the seas. Or at least yachts. Did you know that the difference between steward and stewardesses isn't JUST gender? We didn't either until today.    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the links Kristine has talked about - click here!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

This episode kicks off with your favorite - housekeeping! So if you tune in for the quick update on our hosts lives, this is a good one.  After that, this week's episode is an interesting whirlwind of bug spray, football, and video games all coming from one word - Raid.  How did they do it? Listen to find out!    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the links Kristine has talked about - click here!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

Welcome back to another episode of Satisfying Static where your constantly inconsistent hosts took us down a rabbit hole of prison, serial killers, and being stuck in not-so-fun cycles.  It's a way more fun episode than it's sounding…we swear!  Thanks for listening!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the links Kristine has talked about - click here!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

Apologies on our tardiness! Kristine is still getting over an illness and it's a federal holiday, ha.   Enjoy!

Do you ever feel like you have ample time to do something and then all of a sudden you have no time at all? Yeah, that's what writing podcast descriptions is like.  Join our hosts today for a conversation around how time makes no sense, their favorites operas, and a hunt for hip-hoperas.  Enjoy this abridged version of a description and thanks for listening!

Oh boy, so we have a show for you today! Are we allowed to call this an educational episode if our hosts learn something?

If you're an OG and miss the good ol' days before Kristine got better at editing, then you'll love this down and dirty episode. Our hosts couldn't leave you hanging without an episode so this one is edit free and it's a journey.    Join us as the Random Word Generator teaches us about unions, takes us through some history, and finally lands on a conversation about printers. It's just the kind of randomness you needed today!   Thanks for listening!   Find our hosts on TikTok @kristinekapow @riotofwords

Hello again friends and fans! This week we had a rare occurrence happen on the show: Kristine and Maggie stuck to ONE word.    That's right. They let the Random Word Generator, or Geni for short, rest as they let their brains wander down a wormhole of holding doors open, boundaries, and who knows what else. Listen and find out!    Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links (including the student loan forgiveness FAQ and fact sheet) Kristine has talked about - click here!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

The words this week: Kettle, Precede   After a long (and mysterious hiatus) our hosts Kristine and Maggie are back! Tune in to find out where they've been, what the heck kettles have to do with anything, and learn the difference between proceed and precede.    If you're looking for some easy eavesdropping while you go about your day, you found the right podcast!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links (including the student loan forgiveness FAQ and fact sheet) Kristine has talked about - click here!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

Welcome to another episode of nonsense and nostalgia! This week catch up Kristine's progress with Millimeters of Mervin and how you can see the photos, find out what avant garde means, hear our hosts discuss moving out of your hometown, and we take a quick tour of Amsterdam's Red Light District.    Thank you for listening and giving us something to do every week. As always, thank you for listening and if you'd like to keep up with our hosts you can find them on TikTok @kristinekapow @riotofwords

This week on Satisfying Static we get some life updates on our wonderful hosts. Kristine has been elbow deep in old slides and Maggie has been begging for work - so definitely don't want to miss this update! As always, the Random Word Generator threw them for a loop with some interesting choices. Listen in to find out how “pardon” turned into a conversation about Kristine's love of that guys from Its Always Sunny…but she's doesn't watch the show.  Until next time!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_   If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links (including the student loan forgiveness FAQ and fact sheet) Kristine has talked about - click here!

Thanks for joining us for another episode! This week Kristine and Maggie tackle sailing (and sales because Maggie is bad at listening), sea life, getting shafted, and embarrassment.  Find out how they tired it all together in this week's battle with the Random Word Generator.  Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_   If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links (including the student loan forgiveness FAQ and fact sheet) Kristine has talked about - click here!

Welcome to today's stimulating episode…no, it's not another episode of Spicy Static. But the random word generator did take Kristine and Maggie down a path of Playboy, stalkers, and Kristine thinking about auditioning for the Circle. Also in today's episode: Maggie got robbed! And Kristine has not yet lost her mind digitizing 1000s of old photos. 

After a holiday hiatus, our hosts are back with more random word-generator insanity!   Okay so maybe not insanity but definitely some entertaining content! With Kristine being sick back to back and Maggie trapped in travel hell, they were happy to get back into it.   This week's episode starts at shop and somehow ends with the “do you want to have kids” conversation. How did they get there? Listen and find out! ☺️   We hope you enjoy and thanks for supporting us!   You can also find our hosts on TikTok Kristinekapow @riotofwords

Oh em gee, did Kristine and Maggie craft ;) a great episode for you this week! The random word generator took them on a journey through Home Depot straight into the Oregon Trail. Has anyone ever won that game?   This week they also dive into Kristine time traveling, Maggie's feelings on artisans, and we learn what non remittal means!   If you love ease dropping on people's conversations, this is the podcast for you. As always, thank you for listening and we hope you enjoy!

'Tis the season! For holiday cheer, stress, and decor! Is this episode about the holidays? No! But Kristine and Maggie give an update on their Christmas trees before jumping into a sweeping spiral of conversation.   This week we learned about chimney sweeps, the Scream movie franchise (with a touch of Saw), 19th-century London (sort of), treadmills, and the various ways to say cooperate. It was a jam-packed episode because our hosts obviously couldn't stick with one word for long.   We hope you enjoy it!

Another day, another thrilling episode of Satisfying Static! This week Kristine and Maggie actually kept to one word

Did you miss us? Kristine and Maggie took a much-needed, but unplanned break last week to catch up on that crazy thing we call life.   Never fear though, they were back this week with the trusty random word generator which spit out not one, not two, but THREE words! Mostly because Kristine was hungry and couldn't stop thinking about food.   But listen in to hear all the different ways things can be/get chopped.   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_   If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links (including the student loan forgiveness FAQ and fact sheet) Kristine has talked about - click here!   Oh and for those of you who have been following Kristine for a while…we have a rocket ship update.   As always, we appreciate you listening!

It's out 30th episode! Can you believe it? Our hosts can't.   This week we dusted off the trusty old random word generator for a journey that leads us down surf swells, homelessness, and of course, do housekeeping on Maggie and Kristine's lives!   Thank you thank you thank you to each of you that has been following along each week! It means the world to us

This week's episode gets a little deep as the questions hit on family, trauma, and shame. Don't worry though, it's not a serious episode - like these two could go 5 minutes without cracking a joke.   Listen to find out Maggie's most shameful walk of shame, why Kristine took a selfie inside a shark head, and what does (or does not) belong on a Bucket List.   As always, thanks for listening - we appreciate you!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static!   Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_   If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links (including the student loan forgiveness FAQ and fact sheet) Kristine has talked about - click here!

We've decided to keep the Spicy Static format around for a bit! Seems to be a bit more fun to answer some questions rather than start at a word. 

We pitched it, you lovely individuals gave it the green light, and here it is - our very 1st edition of Spicy Static. Maggie and Kristine answer personal questions with brutal honest and of course have a few detours a long the way.

Has anyone noticed that Maggie is usually the one who writes these and I (Kristine) can never think of anything good to say? Just me? Well anyway, join us on our journey from all things castle (including humans) with a slight detour about cats. As always, thanks for listening - we appreciate you! Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_ If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links (including the student loan forgiveness FAQ and fact sheet) Kristine has talked about - click here!

I don't even know where to begin on this one so I'm going to let the episode speak for itself. 

Welcome back friends! We decided we get federal holidays off and rather than announce it BEFORE the skip... we waited until recording this one after it to inform you all. We're sorry but in our defense, we never claimed to be the best at planning things.   This episode is a Sat Stat classic that starts with some housekeeping things and ends with an announcement from Maggie about a possible, maybe, potential - roommate!   As always, thank for listening! We appreciate you!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_ If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links (including the student loan forgiveness FAQ and fact sheet)Kristine has talked about - click here!

In today's extended episode, Kristine demonstrates her amazing ability to bring the conversation back around to the word of the day! How did she do it? Yeah…we're going to make you listen to find out. Mostly because both Maggie and Kristine have ADHD so they honestly forgot. But! Today's episode does feature some important info about student loan forgiveness! Head over to Kristine's profile on TikTok or Instagram (Kristinekapow) and her link will have more info about what you need to take advantage! As for the rest of it? Something about Hogwarts, apples, and Leo's. As always, thank for listening! We appreciate you! Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_ If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links (including the student loan forgiveness FAQ and fact sheet)Kristine has talked about - click here!

If you thought the last one was a little weird (but hilarious), we got another one for you! This week Kristine and Maggie fire up the random word generator AND Google because they had a few things to look up in this one… Learn synonyms for affinity, what Kristine eats for lunch every day, what it costs to plan a wedding, and, of course, how to toss a salad. Thanks for listening! Your support means the world to us! Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_ If you're interested in any of the puzzles/links Kristine has talked about - click here to check them out for yourself!

Welcome to another whirlwind episode! This week there was actually only one word, so you know it had to be a good one

Jump right in to find out why Kristine doesn't like the word sword, what Maggie has against Ren Faire, and why neither of them like Crocs. As usual, this episode comes with some fun facts, some psychoanalyzing, dad jokes, and some entertaining anecdotes. Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_ If you're interested in any of the puzzles Kristine has talked about - click here to check them out for yourself!

No, this isn't a special episode of Satisfying Static. It's just one with a bonus intro all about Kristine's progress in puzzle making. Find out how much time it took to complete her first 500 piece practice puzzle! Then they jump into the random word generator to take us down a brain dump journey of fun facts, live google fact-checking, and a whole lot of laughing. Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_ Click here to check out Piecework Puzzles  

Join Kristine and Maggie as we get an update on Kristine's puzzle competition progress, find out which reality dating shows these two love watching, and the rotating school lunch menus these two endured. Or if you don't care what they talk about and just need some easy-listening background noise, this is it! Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

In today's rollercoaster of an episode, find out how not to talk to your girlfriend, what kind of women Maggie is into, why urban food deserts should not be a thing, modern day warfare, and what quitting sugar is like. It's a jam-packed episode, so hang on!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

Welcome to another episode of chaotic fun! This week we get a (very) exciting update from Kristine's puzzle adventures before they jumped into the random word generator!   Spoiler: it was a two word episode.   Listen into what makes an awesome puzzle, hustle culture, bad marketing, cigarillos, and bears climbing trees.   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

It's been a tough week in the U.S., and the random word generator didn't do Kristine and Maggie any favors today. But! With enough RvW content circling the internet already, our hosts take us down a wild ride of puzzle-making, PEJ, and Kristine's tendency to build something herself if she can't find it in a 20-minute Google search.   Do you want to join the PAQ club? Find out what that is in today's episode!   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_

If you're thinking “damn, this episode sounds crisp” or “damn, this sounds good in my car” it's because we got an upgrade! That's right, no more listening in on a FT call, we put our big podcast pants on.   Listen in new high def about how entitled cats are, wedding planning annoyances, and student loans.   The sound is so clear, you'll feel like you're right in Maggie's living room. Literally.   Make sure to follow our socials (@Kristinekapow and @riotofwords) to stay up to date on all things Satisfying Static! Intro/outro music credit: @tovamusic / @jxckfruit_