Saucewise

Hot Takes on Today's Harlem Shakes. The companion YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppjq8siLTAs&list=PLWY50JoBe6V6P8DuiW1CcwMNE3zLNlxIH

Frozen kefir exists, turns out. Adam and Richie explain the Baseball Phenomenon observed when you're eating a pint of frozen dairy. We also dive deep into Chipotle's new queso. We can't say 'dive deep' when we're talking about sauce; that's gross. These and more in this week's Saucewise.

In this episode, we crack this thing wide open -- we're trapped in Universe Uddy, and it's not as good as our home, Universe Ars. We also dig up and double down on our beef with Owl City. And Richie tries to teach Adam how to whistle.

Here's Part 1 of our first of many remote records, where we'll take a look back at Saucewise's past, and guess what we might do in the future. We also talk about leaving jars of pennies on Joe Biden's porch. Check back next week (!) for Part 2. Please send us a line at saucewise@gmail.com with your favorite food-or-sauce-or-anything-else-related stories, pics, questions, or whatever! We'll talk about it on the show! Thanks to KNOWER for letting us use their song Window Shop as Saucewise's theme song.

Hey there sauce nation! Sorry for the lack of episode. Adam is getting settled in a new city and we have some great ideas for Saucewise's future once his crazy schedule cools down. In the meantime, please enjoy the full director's cut of the Insider Tips theme music. Download the track here: https://richardblocher.bandcamp.com/track/insider-tips We will put a special episode of Saucewise up on Tuesday, September 5th, and at some point we'll do back-to-back weeks to get back on schedule. Here's an exciting Saucewise update: we have secured saucewise@gmail.com. Please send us any and all sauce-related (or not) anecdotes, queries, coupons, jpegs, etc.  

In this episode there's just a whole lot of stirring noises. Before we talk about red miso paste, which is at this point well within the review scope of our program, we have a discussion about the no-longer-anywhere-near-trending Juicero, getting free fries we don't want, and eating a chobano. Thanks to KNOWER for the use of their song "Window Shop" as our theme music.

Saucewise Punk Your Friends. Cream Bottom. Shark Tank but just for subscription boxes. Vine cubes of pure diamond. We don't know what we're doing.

In this episode: that sound when you blow across the top of a beer bottle, a discussion of drinkables, #TeamWholeKiwi and its more controversial counterpart, and much more. Also, we had to crunch this one a little audio-wise to fit into our data storage quota; sorry about that! Missed in the episode: special thanks to KNOWER for the use of their song Window Shop as our theme song.

In this episode: Predicting the future. Cashewgurt. Deodorant moderation. Goat yogh. Platypus milt. No, you're not having a stroke as you read this. All of this absolute nonsense and more in this week's Saucewise.

The Yogh Zone. Ballz. Pranks. Toby McGuire but specifically from Spiderman 3. This and more, and also some par-for-the-course audio issues (sorry), on this week's episode of Saucewise.

Hi sauce nation! We thought we were going to be apologizing for construction noise, but then my computer ate 32 minutes of our 38-minute recording. So instead, we're apologizing for cutting together a nonsense episode made up of an iPhone recording from our walk home, a conversation about sink mold, and the 6 surviving minutes of our original recording session.   Thanks to KNOWER for the use of our theme music, Window Shop Instrumental.   Love Saucewise? Do you also happen to be watching the current season of The Bachelorette? If so, you fit into the extremely tiny demographic that would enjoy our other show, Chris Scarrison's Aftershow Spooktacular -- a 5-minute recap recorded in a graveyard. Catch it at chrisscarrison.libsyn.com.

In this episode, we talk about the saltiest possible water, Second Life but for chickens, and the concept of taste melody. Stay tuned afterward for an extremely spooky special feature.   Check out Chris Scarrison's Aftershow Spooktacular at chrisscarrison.libsyn.com. We would like to thank KNOWER for the use of theme music Window Shop and Say What You Say.

On this episode of Saucewise, we evaluate everyone's favorite salty brew. We also discuss renaissance-era geocaching, the Twitter verification process, and the Pokemon Gen 7 metagame (again).

Mike's Pelotonia Page: https://www.mypelotonia.org/donate_cart.jsp?MemberID=494889 This week, two chocolate syrups duke it out in front of a brutal panel of 3 sauce experts. Well, two sauce experts and a special guest. It's Mike! We talk about alchemical funk and Jenis Splendid Ice Creams [sic].  

This time on Saucewise, we talk about our bad lunches. We also become thought leaders. We also dole out some Pokemon battle tips. And there's weird ketchup.

This week on Saucewise, we craft a delicious 3-ingredient sauce that's a staple for fish tacos. We also flounder around on MySpace. We also diss Owl City for no reason.   Intro/outro music is KNOWER's "Window Shop" instrumental.

This time on Saucewise, we have a lot to apologize for. We're sorry we're late. We're sorry we didn't do a sauce! We're sorry about the audio! It's not an easy job! Listen to us play with the new Nintendo toy through my laptop mic.

This week, we delve deep into viral marketing techniques, and try out a hip, young new Sriracha-adjacent sauce.   Intro/outro music is KNOWER's Window Shop instrumental.

It's that special time of year, lovers! On this episode, the boys dive into four wet-and-wild sauces that are sure to get you geared up for an extra-special evening with your special someone.   Intro and outro music is KNOWER's Window Shop Instrumental.

In this episode, we learn that the art of saucecraft is more difficult than it seems. We make a sauce in a near-stranger's kitchen and it's pretty bad. Intro/outro music is Window Shop Instrumental by KNOWER.

New Year, New Saucewise! Your favorite sauce criticism podcast is back with a review of that stuff inside Juniors. Y'know, Juniors!   Intro/outro music is Window Shop Instrumental by KNOWER.

This time on the chopping block is the only caramel sauce we could find in our neighborhood faux-local grocery store. Also, a discussion of Sriracha and sloppy translation.

The Boys. Are. Back. In. Town. Become a patron at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3274604 to download the FULL episode 8 of Saucewise!

Our Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3274604 The long-awaited return of Saucewise. This episode: against geographical odds, Saucewise is back with a tour of local sauces from around the globe. Intro/outro music is KNOWER's Window Shop instrumental.

Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3274604 The sixth episode of Saucewise, your source for sauce news and reviews every Tues(day). This episodes: Cane's sauce. Intro/outro music is KNOWER's Window Shop instrumental.

The fifth installment of Saucewise. This episode: the famous sauce, Frosty. Intro music is the Frosty Posse song. Outro music is KNOWER's Window Shop Instrumental.

To celebrate four episodes, the Saucy Boys and a special guest take on four Taco Bell sauces -- Verde, Mild, Hot, and Fire. Intro/outro music is KNOWER's Window Shop instrumental.

The third installment of Saucewise, a sauce review podcast. This episode: Saucewarz Episode 1 - Mayonnaise vs. Miracle Whip (vs. homemade vegan mayonnaise). Intro/outro music is KNOWER's Window Shop Instrumental.

The second installment of Saucewise, a sauce review podcast. This episode: Arriba! Fire Roasted Mexican Chipotle Salsa. Intro music is KNOWER's Window Shop Instrumental. Outro music is KNOWER's Window Shop Instrumental backwards.

The first installment of Saucewise, a sauce review podcast. This episode: Aunt Jemima Country Rich Homestyle Syrup Product. Intro music is KNOWER's Window Shop Instrumental.