Smelling Sunset

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We made it. It's the finale of this season of Smelling Sunset and Ciara and Ciarán are so excited to give their thoughts on what went down as well as to be freed from the ice cold, perfectly manicured grip this show has on them, until next season at least! Will Chrishell go to Australia with G? Will any of the many beeves be squashed? Will you believe that there's no bottle of bubbly being opened during recording that's just Ciara's stellar impression?? If you enjoyed the podcast, let us know! Thanks for listening xxxx

For some reason there are eleven episodes this series and Ciara and Ciarán are not happy about it. Perhaps this production decision was made to allow for a drama-heavy finish? Unlikely. The penultimate episode had, as usual, not enough Davina. Heather's baby shower was ironically very dry, Amanza continues to have a tough time, Maya makes a brief appearance which still equated to more screentime than Davina's this entire series, and the most excruciating dinner foursome of all time is formed. Enjoy, rate, subscribe, tell a friend. See you for the finalé. Love you xx

The holiday never ends for the Selling Sunset girls! And what sort of holiday would it be without a few tipples, tumbles, drug tests and exploratory calls with lawyers on possible defamation cases?? Don't be worried about how Ciara and Ciarán open the episode, they aren't actually going through tunnels that's just their incredible impression of choppy audio. Hope you love it as much as we love you! Feel free to tell us how much you love it by subscribing, rating, leaving a comment or sending a carrier pigeon. x

In a shocking turn of events, this episode sees Bre biting people, when usually it is people biting brie!!! We're still dealing with the aftermath of Is-Nicole-On-Drugs-Gate, while Mary is putting in an incredible stint as a long-distance runner with all the running away from her problems she does be doing. We also get to see Elvis' honeymoon house and Amanza finally makes it to Palm Springs just in time to give appropriate side eye during the latest expression of beeves between the gals. Enjoy it. Please give us a cheeky rating and subscribe if you don't mind thanks x

The episode we've all been waiting for, shiz goes down, accusations are flying, did someone order the fajitas 'cos this beef is sizzling! On top of all that, Ciara and Ciarán show off their vocal chops with a stunning rendition of a Kate Winslet classic and you will hear the greatest verbal description of a hand movement in your entire life. I dare you to listen and not visualise. Rate, subscribe, share, tell a friend and, above all, have fun. Love you! xx

We're officially past the halfway point of the latest series of Selling Sunset, which means one thing - they're finally going to sell that sunset! Just kidding, these girls can't close a deal. Bre gives us the content gift of a lifetime in the form of a client called Poo Bear, Chrishell tries to claim the word 'brekkie' as an Australian term, someone leaves a singular Cheerio on Romain's decking and Mary, Nicole and Chrishell finally sit down to hash out their beef. Sounds delicious. Be sure to rate, subscribe and tell a friend about the show. Love you bye xx

Selling Sunset season six coverage continues and Ciara and Ciarán aren't the only ones getting pumped! We're talking Bre's breast milk. There's an unwelcome drop in from Chelsea's husband, questionable managerial ability and a request for more underboob from Emma. Leave us a like/rate/review for good skin. xxx

The episode-namers of Selling Sunset continue to have an absolute whale of a time behind the scenes. In this latest instalment of the show, Heather continues to look very neatly pregnant, Emma bravely declares that her and Chelsea love nuts, Mary and Amanza cosplay as half of All Saints and everyone gossips about how Bre's baby daddy - one Nicholas Cannonical - has fathered yet another child, unbeknownst to Bre. As expected, Ciara and Ciarán question whether Nick Cannon might also be their father at this stage. It's a good episode, and we're almost halfway through the series. Doesn't time fly when you're making fun of wealthy realtors? Enjoy, rate and subscribe. Thanks, love you bye x

Episode three and things continue to kick off for the Selling Sunset girlies, and Ciara and Ciarán love to see it. Chelsea continues to not trust Bre, maybe because she had a dodgy tummy after eating some camembert and she hasn't risked cheese since. Chrishell and Nicole get stuck into their aged beef, and it is not a tasty treat for either of them, but is plenty delicious for the viewers. And Davina is at Burning Man, we hope she had fun! Listen, rate and subscribe pls and tanx xxx.

It is absolutely kicking off in a very tame way during this second episode of the new season. We finally meet Nicole and instantly learn about the many beefs (beeves?) she has, mostly with Chrishell. We're treated to a house that has a basketball court inside which is pretty cool if you're into that kind of thing. Chelsea and Bre carry on talking about their exhausting beef and Amanza debuts yet another perplexing but ultimately slay-adjacent look. It's a whopper. And there's a goth house! Ciara and Ciarán are loving it. Truly. Listen, rate and subscribe for 10 years of good luck and wet, sloppy kisses xxx

New Selling? New Smelling. Selling Sunset is back and so are Ciara and Ciaran with all your stupid little recap needs. We've got new realtors, ridiculous drama, even more ridiculous clothes, Davina watch and Queer representation just in time for Pride month! With Christine gone, who will fill in her 8 inch heels as the villain? How will new realtor Bre fit in with the cast? What does Heather call still water? How many times will Ciaran try to end the episode when Ciara has more to say? All these questions and more will be answered in this episode of Smelling Sunset.

Sniff sniff. Ciara and Ciaran are back for one final time this series to recap the reunion! And it's a whopper of an episode, that they have distilled down to a palatable 20 minutes. From missing cast members and Tan France's hosting abilities, to new (queer) relationships and who has kissed a girl (and liked it)? If you're feeling especially perceptive, see if you can figure out where a sneeze was edited out. Answers on the back of a postcard! Hope you've enjoyed following the series with us!

It's the season finale and we have a very special guest to help with our intro. In this episode, Ciara and Ciarán realise they are much more invested than they thought they were. Heather gets married, many of the realtors contemplate their future with the O Group and Jason and Chrishell's relationship comes to an emotional conclusion. What does this mean for the future of Selling Sunset, and, more importantly, Smelling Sunset??

'Twas the episode before the finale and all through the gorgeous five bed, six bath, study and gym in the basement house, lots of bitches (Christine's words, not mine) were stirring and probably wearing an expensive blouse! Maya is headed back to Miami, will we see her again? Davina and Chelsea clash, will they ever be friends? Will Jason and Chrishell have a baby? Has Christine gone too far this time? Ciara and Ciaran will answer none of these questions, but they will make fun of everything that happens in this episode.

With only two episodes and a recap to go, Ciara and Ciarán are on the HOME stretch! Get ready for a jam-packed, supersized recap of this ice cream sandwich of an episode. The start and ending are boring (vanilla wafer), but the creamy centre has all the meat. Sorry for mixing food metaphors. Maya gives Chelsea her desk and then takes it back in a later scene, Mary swings by wherever in the world Romain is this week to drop another bombshell, the girlies sip and spill at a tea party and Jason and Chrishell's future as a couple is all up in the air... Don't forget to rate, review and keep on sniffing! x

While this may be a house-heavy episode, there's still plenty to sniff. Emma awkwardly flirts, Davina stands up for herself with the same level of confidence as Bambi taking his first steps, and is Maya's time with the O Group coming to an end? Join Ciara and Ciarán as they recap another episode of Selling Sunset and try not to get a copyright notice from Bon Jovi. Also, listen out for a spot-on dolphin impression! Don't forget to like and subscribe etc etc and above all else, enjoy! x

With the finish line in sight for Season 5 we have another great episode! Mary's new responsibilities could spell trouble for her marriage, Chelsea is still chasing that desk in the O Group office and Adnan has a mission for Davina.. if she chooses to accept it. Ciara and Ciarán recap all the fun and fighting of another episode of Selling Sunset, this time with no Heather. If you enjoy, please leave a review! See yiz later! x

We're halfway through the series! What an episode of Selling Sunset. It had everything - Emma going on a date, Chrishell wearing quirky clothes, discussions about saggy boobs, a novelty handbag, Davina being Davina, empanadas, Mezcal and Mary getting feisty while sharing a slice of cake with Christine. Ciara and Ciarán are still reeling from the revelation that bad bitches don't cry, but still managed to enjoy themselves and that's all that matters. There wasn't enough Vanessa, though. Never is. All we can do is wait in hope. Enjoy the podcast, give us a little rating if you can be arsed. Thank you bye x

In this drama-heavy episode, Ciara and Ciarán dissect the nonsense which includes the continuation of Heather and Christine's meeting (to which Christine was a staggering 45 minutes late to), Christine and Chelsea's joint showing (not as exciting as it sounds), Heather's surprise birthday party and a very boring business meeting. In disturbing news, we learn that Heather and Tarek kiss 500 times a day so that's great to know. A conspiracy theory has emerged where Ciara is absolutely certain Christine is paying the crew to get better lighting than the rest of The Gals. It's a good episode, the content is juicy. Enjoy x

Join Ciara and Ciarán as they provide a very accurate dissection of this invigorating episode of reality television. Christine and Chelsea take their babies for a lavish beach party, the memories of which are sure to last a lifetime. Emma dips her toes into the world of trying to flirt while also selling a house. Chrishell crawls through a dog flap (no jokes please) and Heather has one of the driest bridal showers you will ever see but it's all fine because she loves love a-ha-ha. Honestly not a bad episode, we're flying through it. Share and give us a lil review please and thanks lots of love go on, bye bye bye.

In what they're deeming Too Long Of An Episode, Ciara and Ciarán delve into the second instalment of the new series of Selling Sunset. We learn that Heather has never had an Oreo which actually makes a lot of sense, hear more about Chrishell and Jason's origin story, meet "potential" new gal Chelsea and also her entire family for some reason and are treated to a double date with Jason, Brett and their Ladies (one each). Highlights include Davina having about three words of dialogue, Emma doing her own infinity pool stunt and Amanza warning Heather not to Google 'double-stuffed'. Enjoy! Also please share and review and you will have 7 years of good luck or don't and you'll die within 24 hours - so up to you I guess xx

Welcome back! For a new series! Hurrah! Join Ciara and Ciarán as they jump head-first into Selling Sunset series five. The first episode sees a few of The Gang off on their holibobs in Greece, where the inevitable 'coming out' of Chrishell and Jason (Chrishason) occurs. Honestly it's just a bit incestuous to see them kissing with feeling. Elsewhere, we meet new girl Chelsea who is basically Christine 2.0, Brett exposes himself as a brat and we learn that his girlfriend is essentially just Mary in another font. Also Maya tells us the exact sex position which led to the conception of her baby. Smashing stuff. It'll be another infuriating but addictive series, we reckon. Enjoy! Give us a little rating and review if you can be arsed x

Hello, we are back. For a few minutes. Now that series 5 has been given an official launch date (22nd April), the inevitable promo photos have been unleashed unto the internet. Naturally, Ciara and Ciarán have a lot of feelings about the poses, outfits and seemingly dislocated shoulders of The Oppenheim Gals. Also, a dramatic reading of Chrishell and Jason's breakup statements are included simply for banter. Enjoy! See you soon x

In the final episode of series four (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán endure what is frankly a very fighty episode which is named after your Granny's excuse for staying late after mass. Christine is finally confronted about her wrongdoings of the past at Jason's Big Announcement Party. But what is that big announcement? Think of a truly very boring and stupid announcement, and then thing of something even boringer and stupider and you're halfway to figuring it out. Amanza is noticeably missing with no explanation so we can only assume she was temporarily abducted by alien realtors from another planet. We wish for her safe return very soon. Thanks for listening to the series, we had fun. We'll probably do the next series when it's out, you lucky little divils. Enjoy, see ya soon x

In this penultimate episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are overwhelmed by the amount of action, drama and crimes against fashion committed. Davina has an open house and closed heart when it comes to her loyalty towards Christine, Chrishell is still trying to flog her client Thomas Bryant's gaff, Mary and Romain go on a date that lasts eons, Vanessa bravely takes Christine to a mindset coach and Jason teases a big announcement conveniently just in time for the finale. What could that announcement be? Well, cuties, you'll have to tune in next time to find out. (Was that a good cliffhanger tbh I think it was??). Enjoy xx

In this eighth episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are comfortably awarding it with the title of The Worst Episode Of The Series. Quite simply, not enough juicy drama happens and we're all left feeling short changed. Jason is missing, which maybe means he carries the show? Christ. Elsewhere, the tide seems to be turning with Christine and her (alleged) lies, some of The Gals have synced their periods so that's fun, Simu Liu and Chrishell's undeniable lack of chemistry returns and Emma and Mary wear The Worst Sunglasses Of The Series. It's a bit of an endurance test of an episode, but the end is in sight. Let's goooo.

In this seventh episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán disagree over the effectiveness of the episode name, but agree to set aside their differences because that's showbiz, baby. In terms of the actual show, Chrishell moves into her new house and The Gals turn up to ogle at the removal men, Jason and Christine go for a chaotically put-together cheeseburger, Vanessa wears A Statement Hat thereby stealing the entire office scene, Maya and Davina get three seconds of airtime and Heather's boat party exposes something we all knew but still feared - realtors can't dance for shit. Was it a great episode? Nah. But it was perfectly fine, and your gorgeous hosts make it even better. Have a listen.

In the sixth episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are less than enthused to see that the dog party is still on and Mary is still mad that Christine showed up as per Jason or the dog's invitation. The Gals all bitch about and then subsequently to each other, as is the general format of every episode. The dogs are hungover after the party, an actual Marvel superhero turns up looking for a house and Davina dishes out awkward hugs like they're going out of fashion, which they have been for some time now. Vanessa dresses like a Power Ranger, Davina dresses like Marge Simpson and the camera gives us a big zoom in on Christine's post-pregnancy lack of belly. It's a whirlwind and frankly unmissable episode. Enjoy!

In the fifth episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are disproportionately excited by the arrival of Davina. She's back, she means business and she still has the exact voice of a surfer bro. Elsewhere, Christine does some yoga, Mary and Emma go for coffee (an americano and iced dirty chai, respectively), Chrishell introduces The Gals to Crunchie bars and most importantly THERE IS A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR MARY AND JASON'S SHARED DOGS. As with any pup party, lies, backstabbing and deceit ensue. Critics are calling it The Best Episode Of The Series So Far, both for the TV show and this podcast.

In this fourth episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán continue to learn about Emma's endeavours both professionally and as a firm enemy of Christine Quinn. She even hosts a very tame pool party with Mary, Chrishell and a baker's dozen of empanadas to share amongst them. Fear not, as Vanessa and Maya didn't go hungry. The pair went for food and to bond over their shared appreciation of not being American. Finally, Christine visits the office, new baby in tow, to reassert her dominance in the Oppenheim group. Strap yourself in, it's a tame one.

In this third episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán learn that Christine has given birth - to a baby!! We also have the official introduction of Emma, whose arrival at the Oppenheim group is sure to ruffle a few empanadas. Chrishell finally gets a big stinking rich house for herself, bringing the end to a very boring storyline (thank the Lord). Also Vanessa continues to do very little, but gives it her all. Boy oh boy it was a good one.

In this second episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán were tremendously bored. The Oppenheim Gals try to schmooze with new gal Vanessa and feel her out to get a sense of where her allegiances shall be pledged. We're teased with the arrival of new new gal Emma, and as the name of the episode suggests, they've got some new friends, but also at the same time, if you can even imagine it, some old enemies appearing. Truly it's a dud episode, but this podcast continues to thrive regardless.

In this first episode of the new series (spoiler), Ciara and Ciarán are absolutely beside themselves to see The Gals reunited post-pandemic, catching up on all things pertaining to selling the elusive sunset and whatnot. Things are building up to be quite a series, with many houses expected to be sold, including French Montana's! We've even got a new girl to join us on this wild ride and guess what? She's a brunette! Simmer down. As the name of the episode suggests, there will be some very high heels to fill *spooky sound effect*.