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Two Plus Hours of Brilliant B******t

Jared Schappert


    • Jan 23, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 18m AVG DURATION
    • 38 EPISODES


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    #40 - Lost in La La Land

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 63:25


    Zack & Jared relentlessly rail on California. Distracted by the sound FX? Watch the YouTube version, they make a lot more sense.

    #39 - New Year, Same Sh*t

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 61:10


    The year may have changed, but nothing else got the memo. Listen to Zack & Jared whine about it. Distracted by the sound FX? Watch the YouTube version, they make a lot more sense.

    #38 - 2021: Year in Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 72:34


    Jared & Zack recap the craziness of 2021.

    #37 - Winter of DEATH

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 75:15


    Detailing Joe Biden's latest spooky Covid revelation, all while mercilessly bashing Dr. Fauci. It's fun.

    #36 - From Ghislaine to Jussie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 63:05


    Zack & Jared breakdown all the happenings of the last few weeks: Ghislaine Maxwell's joke of a trial, and Jussie Smollett's guilty conviction.

    #35 - Free Man Walking

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 60:36


    The guy's weigh in on the highly polarizing Kyle Rittenhouse trial. Recorded on: 11/22/21

    #33 - Astroworld: Death, Drugs & Demonic Sh*t

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 76:43


    Detailing the horrific tragedy that was the Astroworld music festival. With a lot of trashing Travis Scott peppered in, too. Recorded on: 11/16/21

    #32 - Florida Man Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 71:07


    The guys shamelessly displaying their Floridian pride. Recorded on: 11/6/21

    #31 - Alec's Got a Gun...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 46:06


    ...& he's on the run...try & guess what THIS one's about? Recorded on: 10/22/21

    #30 - Elderly Millennials

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 78:59


    Zack & Jared come to realize they are now officially old. Recorded on: 10/22/21

    #29 - Let's Go Brandon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 76:19


    Discussing the Let's Go Brandon phenomenon...amongst other things. Recorded on: 10/20/21

    #28 - The Origins

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 56:46


    Jared & Zack talk about their year long hiatus: What happened & Why? Recorded on: 10/16/21

    #27 - Aint No Sunshine

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 54:24


    Starting things off with a tribute to the late great, Bill Withers, Zack and Jared try to peel pack the layers of what's really going on with the Covid 19 pandemic; amongst other things.

    #26 - The Life Exotic

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 105:19


    After succumbing to public pressure, Zack & Jared broke down and finally watched the Netflix Docu-Series "Tiger King" and spoiler alert...it's fucking incredible. We all could use a break from the world anyways.

    #24 - The End Of The World Pt. II

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 49:21


    Because there JUST isn't enough news about the big 'C' Zack & Jared dive even deeper for you. This time with some semblance of organization with following a new topical format! Hope you enjoy!

    #23 - The End Of The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 60:30


    Welcome to the first ever webcam/skype interview we've ever done! Naturally with all the Covid-19 concerns, we thought this was the best course of action, and are really happy with the results! Enjoy!

    #22 - Chet Hanks, Ricky Gervais & Bro Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 64:56


    Zack & Jared break down the Golden Globes, whatever the hell Tom Hank's son was trying to say, as well as their friendship.

    #21 - Sleep Paralysis, WW3 & Conspiracy Theories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 62:32


    Well when American is allegedly "going to war", you can count on Zack & Jared to deliver the hard hitting facts. They're basically the new CNN.

    #20 - Stephen Whalen Round Two - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2019 64:06


    Stephen Whalen returns to the podcast! Last time he was just days away from his second trip to Africa, now we get to hear what happened. And guess what? It's crazier then last time.

    #19 - F*ck, Marry, Kill - Theme Park Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 118:17


    I mean, the title kinda says it all. This was a segment from one of the very first episodes that tragically never recorded, so it was only right that we breathe it new life. We are joined by Skye Bird, and shit gets wild. We yell, laugh and talk over each

    #18 - The end of the Aaron Carter Saga

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 78:57


    The title says it all, Jared & Zack put the Aaron Carter nonsense to bed, and a lot more. Must listen.

    #17 - Lost, Lonely & Looking for Likes: An Instagram Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2019 62:27


    Zack and Jared question Instagrams motives and critical thinking skills when it comes to their new policies. Plus they give you the next must follow of 2019.

    #16 - Hulaween, Kanye West & The Dark Web

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 72:09


    Zack shares about his second time going to the Hulaween music festival, Jared breaks down & reviews Kanye's newest album, and both the guys are terrified to learn more about the dark web.

    #15 - Blocked by Aaron Carter & Zack Spoils The Joker

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2019 63:28


    Well, Aaron Carter finally reached his breaking point with the Savants, and the shit talking commences. Also, no need to see The Joker, Zack (The King of Spoiler Alerts) recaps the entire movie for you.

    #14 - Dentists, Chiropractors & Awful Impersonations

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 74:07


    Zack whines about a recent trip to the dentist, Jared shows his skepticism of chiropractors & they both give you some God awful celebrity impressions.

    #13 - Dog Bites, Mega-Churches & Spirituality

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 82:01


    The guys go back and forth with their worst dog bite stories, an Jared remembers a time where he tried his hand at being a christian rapper.

    #12 - Toll Roads & Killer Toads

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 97:12


    Zack rants about his disdain for Florida's toll roads, while Jared tells horror stories of encounters with blood thirsty toads

    #11 - Sharks, Space Shuttles & Aaron Carter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2019 69:56


    Zack & Jared talk about the horrors of the ocean, the shuttle program and the current status of the infamous (pending) Aaron Carter Episode

    #10 - Man Buns, Viagra & Restaurant Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 62:06


    Jared belittles Zack for his lack of commitment toward his hair growth, tells of a time where he decided to take Viagra (amongst other things) and freaks out when Zack tells him what REALLY happens in restaurant kitchens.

    #9 - Answering Your Questions Pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 96:05


    The second round of answering fan questions! Zack and Jared get challenged with some compelling questions, and some that are not so much.

    #8 - Answering Your Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 84:52


    The trial episode of answering your questions from Instagram, we'd say it was a success! Zack trashes the Boy Scouts and Jared talks about his childhood Christmas privilege!

    #7 - Pigs, Politics & Sky Diving

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 118:35


    Zack tells tales of his parents owning a pig, as well as his recent sky diving experience. They end with their opinion on the current state of politics...spoiler alert, it sucks.

    #6 - Rabid Cats, Lymph Nodes & Rollercoasters

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 98:59


    Zack & Jared tell horror stories of rabid cats, among other animals. Zack ONCE AGAIN details his recent cancer scare; then nerds out on rollercoasters.

    #5 - Stephen Whalen - Being An African Bush Pilot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2019 146:58


    Zack & Jared have their first guest, Stephen Whalen. He enlightens them on the life of an African Bush pilot, just days before he departs for Africa for good. Stories of lions, snakes and plane wrecks; this is one you don't want to miss.

    #4 - Hurricanes, Iowa & Dave Chappelle

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 75:44


    After a week delay due to Hurricane Dorian, Zack and Jared recall their experiences with previous hurricanes, reminisce on an epic trip to Iowa and weigh in on the new "controversial" Dave Chappelle Netflix special.

    #3 - Wish.com, Artificial Intelligence & PETA

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 102:07


    Zack talks about his new obsession with Wish.com, goes on an epic rant against PETA and shows his skepticism of self driving cars.

    #2 - Nostalgia, Music Festivals & Racism

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 121:34


    Zack and Jared reminisce on their old ventures, as well as look toward new ones. Zack details his newfound appreciation for music festivals, and they close things out with their opinions on the current state of culture.

    #1 - Vaping, Alligators & Howard Stern

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2019 97:56


    Zack and Jared catch up after two years of little to no communication. Tackling the important issues like: vaping, alligators and Howard Stern.

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