Maddie and Carley are just two teenagers in their twenties who are on a quest to watch and dissect the most iconic high school movies of all time!
This week, Ashley is moody (shocking) and EMMA GETS HER PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does it get more exciting than that?!?!?!?!?
This week Ashley's dad comes out of the closet and JT pretends to come out of the closet. What fun! There is also a lot of talk about Pete Davidson. Enjoy!
Sup dirtbagz!? On today's episode Maddie and Carley discuss all sorts of topics, including Taylor Swift and that damn scarf, Chris Pratt and that lame ass instagram post, Paul Rudd and his sexiness as well as Degrassi of course!! Tune in and enjoy!!!
This week, Jimmy & Ashley celebrate their EIGHT MONTH ANNIVERSARY. Listen to hear us talk shit about their gifts, and learn about how you can buy condoms from ~the net~ !
This week, we get to hear more about Toby's life....so...not the best Degrassi episode in our opinion. But this week, we also talk about Megan Fox and MGK for basically the entire episode.
Another episode of Degrassi coming your way!! Drunk school dances, watching porn for the first time and attacking Drake!! This one is full of incredible plot points, so tune in!
Carley and Maddie discuss head lice and Degrassi. ENJOY!
It's October 14th, which means the greatest show of all time, DEGRASSI NEXT GENERATION, premiered exactly 20 years ago today!! Join Maddie and Carley as they review a new episode each Thursday from season 1. It's going to be a dramatic and hilarious ride, so tune in!!! xoxo
WE'RE BACK!!! Dirtbags! We missed you!!! We are so happy to be back, recording new episodes and to start things off we have a DOOZY. Netflix original, He's All That, is not exactly the classic we were hoping for, but with a Kourtney Kardashian cameo and a tik tok star as the lead, what can go wrong!? We hope you enjoy!!! xoxox
OUR LAST EPISODE HAS ARRIVED. We are so thankful to all our little dirtbags for listening to us the last 2 years. We LOVE YOU ALL. Seriously. It has been such a blast. We hope you enjoy one final episode of our ridiculousness. And don't forget to stay dirty out there!!! XOXOXOXO
It's our second last episode!!! And it's still the same shit show it has been since the very beginning!! TUNE IN AND ENJOY HOW BAD WE ARE AT THIS!! xoxoxo
Carley and Maddie review THE KISSING BOOTH starring Joey King!!
MADDIE HAD A BABY!! THEY ARE REVIEWING JUNO!! THEY TALK ABOUT PREGNANCY AND BABIES!!! Tune in DIRTBAGZ!! xo
Today Maddie and Carley review BUT IM A CHEERLEADER starring Natasha Lyonne! It is a queer cult classic teen movie, so it's not surprising that these two get into all sorts of interesting topics. ENJOY!!
This week Maddie and Carley review the original CARRIE from 1976 and get into all sorts of discussions, including Carley's first period, their opinion on thongs, and why they think this movie is very similar to Matilda. We also have a very important announcement at the end, so stay tuned! We hope you enjoy!!
HAPPY HALLOW-TEEN, WEEK 4!!!!!!! This week, Maddie and Carley talk about the...classic...Disturbing Behavior!
Welcome to Week 3 of spooky Hallow-TEEN month! This week Maddie and Carley review THE GLASS HOUSE starring LeeLee Sobieski and discuss how much they love LeeLee, how creepy Stellan Skarsgard is, how great SNL has been and so much more! Enjoy little dirtbagz!!
Week two of our HALLOW-TEEN MOVIES!!!! Instagram: @teenagedirtbagzpodcast Patreon: patreon.com/teenagedirtbagzpodcast
HAPPY OCTOBER 1ST DIRTBAGZ!! Today Carley and Maddie review the spooky cult classic, DONNIE DARKO! We spend most of the review pondering what the hell it's about and talking about how great the cast is. We hope you enjoy!!
GET OVER IT What a stacked freakin' cast!!!!! Listen to this week's episode to hear about just how millennium crazed this movie is...
Welcome to the CURSED EPISODE!! Okay so basically everything that could go wrong did go wrong in this episode, but we still managed to give you a decent review of the John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL! We hope you enjoy!!
Surprise! Maddie and Carley are back to recording once a week! Sorry this one is a little late in the day, but we hope you enjoy our rants and raves nonetheless! This movie has both of us frustrated, but also delighted all at once. Check out our potentially harsh review!! xox
Today we review the 2002 cinematic masterpiece, THE NEW GUY, with special guest Larry Fields!!
085 | The Perfect Score (2004) by Teenage Dirtbagz
This week the girls get to sit down with the beautiful Meredith Salenger and chat all things teen!
Guys, guys, guys! Today Carley and Maddie review the 1995 cult classic, Welcome to the Dollhouse and get to chat with the ICONIC Heather Matarazzo!! Yes! For real! They talk politics, quarantine, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Princess Diaries, Saved and so much more! She even confirms a script has been written for Princess Diaries 3!! YESSSS. Enjoy :) Instagram: @teenagedirtbagzpodcast Heather's Instagram: @heathermatarazzo
Another 1999 teen movie review coming at ya!! Maddie and Carley get into all types of topics on this one and express their deep love for Ali Larter (even though Maddie confuses her with LeeLee Sobieski). They also discuss the icon that is Susan May Pratt, why everyone named Brad looks the same and how amazing it would be to live beside your teen crush. ENJOY!!!
This week, the girl's review TORONTO CLASSIC Charlie Bartlett!
Hey Dirtbagz! Today on the podcast Carley and Maddie are talking about the 1975 classic, COOLEY HIGH. Neither of them had seen this movie before and it strikes up some interesting conversation about if we ever skipped class and also a bit of history on segregation that they clearly need to learn more about. Enjoy! We love you guys!
Today on the podcast we have the incredible BEE BERTRAND! Bee is a Toronto-based comic who was selected as one of the 2019 New Faces at Just for Laughs Montreal. Bee is one half of Gender Outlaws, co- hosted/co- produced with Alice Rose, which features trans*, non binary, and gender non conforming comics, as well as allies and friends. Bee has opened for Rhea Butcher and Sean Cullen, and has performed in Shade and Laugh Riot. But most importantly, Bee loves Titanic and Leo ALMOST as much as Carley and they bond heavily over this. Please enjoy our episode where we dive deep into the 1995 cult classic, EMPIRE RECORDS!! #damntheman #savetheempire
This week the girls talk about THE DUFF, which is one label in high school they can both relate to. Instagram: @teenagedirtbagzpodcast
We loved this movie! We hope you enjoy our review little Dirtbagz! Thank you for continuing to listen. We love you and hope you are all feeling healthy and well.
075 | Josie and the Pussycats (2001) by Teenage Dirtbagz
Straight from self-isolation, this week, the girl's talk all things Easy A, and go on a special amount of tangents. Who knows where the episode will take us? Instagram: @teenagedirtbagzpodcast
Happy Thursday Dirtbagz!! We hope you are all staying healthy and well during this crazy time and not spending too much time feeling stressed! Today Maddie and Carley talk through a classic 2004 teen movie while in two different cities! Enjoy their review of Napoleon Dynamite!!
This week the girls watch Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging!
This week, the girls have their very good friend PHIL GRILLS over to their little cove and they all gush over the amazing 2003 classic, Freaky Friday! Instagram : @teenagedirtbagzpodcast Patreon : www.patreon.com/teenagedirtbagzpodcast
This week the girls chat Dazed and Confused with their number one - MIKE HALLAS (aka most reoccurring guest/Maddie's husband).
Listen in to hear our review of John Tucker Must Die!!
This week, we chat to Nicole Bilderback about her MILLIONS and BILLIONS of roles in all of the classic teen films of the 90s! And we also review the most classic of all: CLUELESS!!!!! Patreon: www.patreon.com/teenagedirtbagzpodcast Instagram: @teenagedirtbagzpodcast
Today Maddie and Carley review the made-for-TV movie, Perfect High and then we jump to a 2019 interview Carley did with the one, and only, Aren Buchholz! Enjoy Dirtbagz!!
This week, the girls watched another CLASSIC that they (maybe???) haven't seen before! Listen to this week to hear them analyze this iconic film, and figure out whether they liked it or not?!? Instagram: @teenagedirtbagzpodcast Patreon.com/teenagedirtbagzpodcast
Hey Dirtbagz! Happy Thursday! We are so sorry to report that this week's episode has TERRIBLE sound quality. The audio starts to click around the 12 minute mark and we are so bummed about it. Please accept our sincere apologies! Our dirtbagz deserve better and next week's episode will be much better without any f*&king clicks and pops!!!!
This movie is....weird. We aren't sure how we feel about it? We've both seen it before but do we like it? Do we hate it? Are we uncomfortable? Is it funny? WHO KNOWS. Listen to find out. Instagram @teenagedirtbagzpodcast
While in LA, Maddie got a chance to interview the one and only: Grace Helbig!! And FINALLY, here is the episode!! Listen to hear us talk about youtube, Mary Kate & Ashley movies and causing general teenage havoc! Instagram: @teenagedirtbagzpodcast Patreon: Teenage Dirtbagz Podcast
Welcome to season 2 Dirtbagz!! We thought we'd start off the new year with one of the best movies OF ALL TIME. You know it, we know it, it's the 2004 classic MEAN GIRLS!! Listen in to hear our thoughts on the movie and also hear about that one time Carley sat in a bathroom stall during lunch because no one was talking to her. We love you guys and can't wait for a new year of fun!!! xoxox
Our last episode of season 1!! We will be back on January 9th with brand new episodes! Thank you to all of our listeners for such a fun year! We love you all!!! Happy Holidays ya filthy dirtbagz! xoxo - Carley and Maddie
Oh Lindsay. How do you always manage to do this to us? Listen to this week's episode to hear the girls talk about this....garbage pile of a movie BUT ALSO WHILE STILL LOVING IT. How is that possible? Well, come find out! Instagram: @teenagedirtbagzpodcast Patreon: www.patreon.com/teenagedirtbagzpodcast Twitter: @podcastteenage